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Other Things => Off The Wall => Forum Games => Topic started by: Align on May 31, 2009, 12:11:29 AM
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...I'd stop all parties in the world, just so I could get some god damned peace and quiet.
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... my plans would be foiled by my arch-rival.
And that every saturday morning.
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I'd force everyone to eat hamsters while dancing.
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... Gawd... I would be so deranged... twould be all my negative "dark" side come out. and Jesus Christ there's some scary [parasitic bomb] locked away in the deep dark recesses of my mind...
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... Gawd... I would be so deranged... twould be all my negative "dark" side come out. and Jesus Christ there's some scary [parasitic bomb] locked away in the deep dark recesses of my mind...
^This
None shall escape my fury, my sorrow, my vengence! All shall suffer before my might as I walk this soon to be dead planet! NONE I TELL YOU, NONE!! VWA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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I'd rule the world. Plain and simple.
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...I'd try to take over the world...In Song! óVó
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Also, Id probably be Mentally unstable, if not insane. *sigh*...
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I'd probably be too normal by Super villain standers -AC
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I'd collect the skulls of my fallen enemies, and allies, and use them as bowls or cups when I'm not commiting vile deeds...
>0< VWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
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I'd force all the jocks in the world to take ballet!
...I'd stop all parties in the world, just so I could get some god damned peace and quiet.
That's good too.
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...I'd give Sinbad another TV Show.
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If I were a supervillain, my name would be Pierre Spyworth. My talents would include sapping sentries, backstabbing those who believed I was their ally, and of course disguising myself and blending in with my enemies. My goal?
To [tornado fang] the scout's mom.
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If I were a supervillain, my name would be Pierre Spyworth. My talents would include sapping sentries, backstabbing those who believed I was their ally, and of course disguising myself and blending in with my enemies. My goal?
To [tornado fang] the scout's mom.
...I like you.
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I already am. 8D
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I already am. 8D
-AC.....Here is your :cookie:
I would make everyone wear WHITE HOOKS! >0< >0< >0< >0<
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I'd go back in time to kill myself to stop myself from ever becoming a Super Villain.
Wait.. I don't think that is exactly super villain material.. oh well.
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What do you mean "if"?
I AM a super-villain.
Unfortunately, it's of the Saturday-morning cartoon variety, so I never win. Oh well.
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If i were a very very very very very very
not very very very
evil super villain
I would be a hacker and...
[spoiler]DESTROY RPMS AFFILIATES!!!( sorry if i spelled wrong) [/spoiler]
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...I would my own country, and build a mansion, fill it with a harem of women, and languish there all day, while making millions from whatever black project I had going. 8D
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That doesn't sound very villainous.
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I WOULD START LITTERING.
THEN I WOULD BE TRULY EVIL.
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I'd collect the skulls of my fallen enemies, and allies, and use them as bowls or cups when I'm not commiting vile deeds...
>0< VWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Originaaaaal.
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I'd be the Joker of super villians.
"When super-villains wanna scare each other, they tell Joker stories."
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I'd be the Joker of super villians.
"When super-villains wanna scare each other, they tell Joker stories."
I like this one. XD
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Did i mention that i would make everyone in RPM my slaves? Just to have fun!I wonder what i would do with Vixy...!
Incase you didnt get what the underlined words spelled
[spoiler]Domination![/spoiler]
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When I was scrolling past I thought for a moment the thread title said "If I was a super saiyan". Was disappointed when I realized it was just this.
Did i mention that i would make everyone in RPM my slaves? Just to have fun!I wonder what i would do with Vixy...!
Incase you didnt get what the underlined words spelled
[spoiler]Domination![/spoiler]
B(
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If I were a SADISTIC super villain, first I would ruin the greatest of citties/country/utopias and such. I would ruin the lives of all who tried to stop me, as well as those who don't. Those who pose a real threat to me, shall witness a slow, painfull execution of their loved ones, via TV/DVD/VHS/Live/However I can show them their agonazing torment(s).
I shall slowly destroy this pityful world, just like my torture victims. I shall laugh at everyone's misfortunes, even my own! Even If I happen to die by someones hands, I'll have the pleasure of knowing that my deeds shall be like permanent scars in their minds, and as I burn in hell, I'll remember the look in their eyes as I made them suffer.
And their thoughts: "...Why...why do you do this to me...the pain...it won't stop...why must you make me suffer...why do you do this...it hurts...it hurts...it hurts..." I shall smile, nay, laugh as I spend an eternity burning, knowing that I made them suffer, that I made them experience true pain, that I opened theie eyes to a new world of sorrow, that I...was hell on earth...
...I just came up with a new villain. 8)
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If I where a supervillan
well...
TURDIUS THE POOPROID! DESTROY THEM!!!!!! [eyebrow]
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If I was a supervillan, eeehh.. I'd convince them that I'm a superhero first, then commit crime behind their backs, as I had already dominated the world by then, and critisize humanity for all of it's faults. Then I'd sic Bydo on them.
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i'd send my minions w/socks filled w/pennies and soap and beat the hell out of everyone and the occasional battery filled sock
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i'd be a superhero who acts like a douche
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What, like Logan?
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my answer to that question would likely be a lot more relevant if i knew who that is
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Weapon X
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if i were a super villain id be [spoiler]dead[/spoiler]
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if i were a super villain id be [spoiler]dead[/spoiler]
:o 8)
Wow. Haha. You don't know how true that is!
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When I was scrolling past I thought for a moment the thread title said "If I was a super saiyan". Was disappointed when I realized it was just this.
I'll do it.
If I was a super villain I would have villain stupids, & would explain my plan before it was finished.
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I'd be Lord Blackmore. A genre savvy Magnificent Bastard with a fancy hat and flying castle.
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I should think it's pretty obvious who I'd be...
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if I was a super Villain I'd destroy the world, only sparing those I chose,, then, I'd eat pizza, because that's what you eat when you're angry.
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If I were a Supervillain.....
This world and everyone in it....
would BURN!
And I'm not joking when I say that. Exceptions would be made for certain people, but that's it.
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Especially if it's brick-oven, NY-style pizza.
It comes in different kinds?
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It comes in different kinds?
Not in my world.
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Actually, if I were a super-villain, I'd do what all super-villains do. Get beaten by the good guys eventually.
Eventually.
They have to earn their Happy Ending.
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What about Norse mythology? The bad guys win in that.
If I was a super villain I would hold Hot Rod hostage & kill Optimus Prime.
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What about Norse mythology? The bad guys win in that.
I wouldn't call Loki, Surtr, Fenrir and the rest of them "super-villains". Besides, in Norse mythology, everyone dies in Ragnarok. Hence why it starts all over again, this time in the hope things will be different.
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Hence why it starts all over again, this time in the hope things will be different.
That's the marvel comic's Ragnarok.
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If I were a super villain, I would re-create all of the Maverick Bosses from the entire Megaman X series and use them to take over the world, all the while hoping that nobody decides to turn themselves into X, Zero, and/or Axel.
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That's the marvel comic's Ragnarok.
It depends on which account of the myth you're reading. I'm at least 90% sure I've read an account that says Asgard will be reborn after Ragnarok from what remains of Yggdrasil. I could be wrong, though. Different people have different versions of the tales, I guess.
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I could be wrong, though. Different people have different versions of the tales, I guess.
That's the case with every mthology out there. Mouth-to-mouth spread of beliefs tends to do that.
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Oh, of course. That's one of the reasons I like mythology; there's so many different versions of the same stories!
On a more topic-relevant point, what exactly constitutes a super-villain? Do they have to be the foe of a comic book superhero? Or does it just refer to any grandiose evil-doer who at least acts or is in a similar position to a comic book foe? Do they have to be in charge of large organisations and want to rule the world? Would, say, a serial killer like Jason Voorhees or Johan Liebert be considered a super-villain; or would they have to be more akin to the Joker to achieve that moniker?
For that matter, does the Joker count as a super-villain, given that he doesn't want to conquer the world, doesn't have any giant robots or death rays and usually works by himself?
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For that matter, does the Joker count as a super-villain, given that he doesn't want to conquer the world, doesn't have any giant robots or death rays and usually works by himself?
The Joker is the most DANGEROUS kind of Super-Villain. He's a psychotic genius & an anarchist. He doesn't want to conquer the world, he wants to watch it burn and laugh while it does.
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Certainly, and I think he's a great villain for it, but I'm just curious as to what's the difference between a super-villain and Plain Joe Fluff villain? Or is it like the difference between a superhero and an ordinary hero?
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Most regular villains do your basic crime. Stealing, robbery, maybe a hostage situation or something like that. Super villains are the powerful, the anarchists, the ego-maniacal.
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Ohhhhh, I see. I'm just curious, because I don't read comic books and I was wondering if there was a distinct line that seperates the ordinary villain from the super-villain. n_n
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If I was a supervillain...
Jesus Christ, if I was a supervillain I would be dead quicker than you can say "[tornado fang]ing ASS".
I mean, I'm so lazy, that before I would even begin my world domination... I would be killed by Wonder Woman, or some [parasitic bomb]. She likes to kill people I hear.
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For that matter, does the Joker count as a super-villain, given that he doesn't want to conquer the world, doesn't have any giant robots or death rays and usually works by himself?
If he ever won in Gotham City he would probably move on to the rest of the world. Assuming he wouldn't be dispirited by the lack of Batman to taunt.
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The Joker's had his fair share of devices though. many of which he makes himself.
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If I were a super villan I would go out there and beat the crap out of the hero, and just in case he comes back in an episode or two, Id break his leg, then when it would heal up, I would break the other one, then if he got a replacemeant would brainwash him to doing my laundry and totally doing crap for me. Oh yeah and I would have a suit I would put on to control molecules, hencforth practically messing with space and time itself. Then once the hero and I had one final face off I would waste one entire issue/episode or two talking about my evil plans and our views on the world, instead of just talking, I would be silently generating a cannon that would hold the hero in place then take out my ray gun, ot make him CARRAMEL DANCE. Then retire all while giving the hero some kind of disease that would make him do different kinds of dances every time the sun came up or he saw any type of citrus.
So yeah, standard bad guy.
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If he ever won in Gotham City he would probably move on to the rest of the world. Assuming he wouldn't be dispirited by the lack of Batman to taunt.
Some comics have scenarios where Batman seemingly dies and the Joker turns to a life of normalcy or simply goes catatonic.
In the event Joker did take Gotham, he'd be stopped by one of the many more powerful superheroes waiting in the DC Universe. Hell, even Spider-Man has had to lay the smackdown on the Joker.
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If I was a super-villain I'd turn myself into a power-absorbing cyborg.Then get a group of infiltrating robots to get all the world's nuclear arsenal,and I would threaten to destroy every city unless the nations surrended to me. Then I'd take the world's armies and convert them into cyborgs,spreading my rule across the universe,and ultimately the whole multiverse via theiving alien tech.Also,I would have millions of concubines,including your mom 8)
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If I was a super villain, EVERY SINGLE link on this website will take you to a Rick Roll'd video. >: 3
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If I were a super villain, I'd hack this website to make it into a Twilight fan forum.
Imagine all the lovely people it could attract!
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If I were a super villain I probably wouldn't accomplish much due to laziness.
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If I were a super villain I probably kill off all the plain looking human species (mostly males since I'll just splice the females to my desires) in the universe and the technology they invented.