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You know, I thought about changing this topic's name to The Universe of Rockman Perfect Memories, but I like the way GoRPM (GO RPM!) sounds. Although, if you say UoRPM like (YOU OWE RPM!), that could be fun and very Nekomatish! 8D
Anyway, onto the glory. Huzzah, Hurray, and [tornado fang] Yeah! The Galaxy of Rockman Perfect Memories is the prince of all Saiyans once again. Well, it will be when I start posting more in here. I'll probably have a new one in store for you tomorrow, regarding the crash. LoL, we'll see.
But for now, I have something special for you all! (well, special if you actually think I can sing) 8D
PB Sings Away Message Zone (http://www.mediafire.com/?jznqyn4ziiw)
My voice is a little worn out from last night's party I went too, so I might try making a better version at another date. Anyway, enjoy! 8)
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Hahahahaha! awesome awesome. So that's your singing voice eh! great I like it!
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Hahahahaha! awesome awesome. So that's your singing voice eh! great I like it!
It's not my best singing voice. I can actually do better, if my voice wasn't so worn out! XD
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That was not bad at all, it didn't make my ears bleed and I could stand hearing it repeatedly. XD
Which reminds me I need to get something to record myself 8D
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Haha, thanx. I'll see about recording some more fun things...
Like this! 8)
LEAVE A MESSAGE RIGHT NOW...GREG'S NOT HERE! (http://www.mediafire.com/?dqnmyyotqtx)
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Oh man, that's hilarious!
I love the doo, doo, doo intermission.
The world, the world, the world. *echo*
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Thanx Borock! Just to let you all know, by listening to me sing these ridiculous songs, you get to partially experience what Ninja Lou has to deal with WHENEVER he hangs out with me! 8)
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He deserves a pat on his back then. *pat Lou's back* 8D
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He deserves a pat on his back then. *pat Lou's back* 8D
And a cookie. Funny though...
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Oh wow, that was great! I have it on repeat right now! PB, I don't think I'll get tired of that ever.....I think I'll make that my ring tone. 0v0 AMAZING!!!
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Spanish Guitar (http://www.mediafire.com/?nzidnrywkx2)
LoL, now you all have some lyrics to sing while waiting for the Brawl to start! 8D
Oh wow, that was great! I have it on repeat right now! PB, I don't think I'll get tired of that ever.....I think I'll make that my ring tone. 0v0 AMAZING!!!
Wow. Thanx Wanda. LoL, I'm curious as to which song you're talking about! 8)
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*Cosake gives a thumbs up for approval of PB's spanish guitar~*
oh nice, it's moves right into Minstrel Song, and the two fit together nicely~
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Spanish Guitar (http://www.mediafire.com/?nzidnrywkx2)
LoL, now you all have some lyrics to sing while waiting for the Brawl to start! 8D
Wow. Thanx Wanda. LoL, I'm curious as to which song you're talking about! 8)
I don't know anymore! They're both so good! I'll just switch between them then! :V
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Thanx Cosake! As I said, you are getting to experience the sexcellence that Ninja Lou gets to go through everytime we hang out. Take the Menu 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD_We1XJcOQ) theme from Brawl, if you will. He gets to hear me make up random, silly lyrics to it just on the spot...
"2 BUCK TACOS!
SUCH AN AWESOME DEAL!
REALLY, WHAT A STEAL!
HOW BOUT WE GO AND GET SOME?
2 BUCK TACOS.
YUMMY, YUMMY FOOD
THEY ARE JUST SO GOOD!
AND THEY'RE ONLY TWO DOLLARS!"
or
"LETS PLAY SOME BRAWL!
LOU'S REAL GLAD I'M HERE!
DOGGIE LICKS HIS EAR!
NATALIE WANTS TO PLAY NOW!
LETS PLAY SOME BRAWL!
PICK YOUR CHARACTER!
I'M GONNA PICK HER!
HER Z-BOOT IS TOO AWESOME!"
Just some of the many zany antics you would experience with an offline PB friendship! 8)
I don't know anymore! They're both so good! I'll just switch between them then! :V
LoL, that works too! You should try singing them yourself too. ;)
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lol, both are quite good XD
Spanish Guitar (http://www.mediafire.com/?nzidnrywkx2)
LoL, now you all have some lyrics to sing while waiting for the Brawl to start! 8D
Wow. Thanx Wanda. LoL, I'm curious as to which song you're talking about! 8)
Heh, nice, I'll check that when I can, that's my favorite of the bunch. Actually, tbh, I DO sing this while in the Brawl waiting room XD
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Thanx Taiyo. And I'm glad you do sing that in the WiFi Waiting Room. Everyone should! XD
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Lol Spanish Guitar! classic.
Can you post the lyric PB?
You really got knacks in parodying lyric. XD
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Lol Spanish Guitar! classic.
Can you post the lyric PB?
You really got knacks in parodying lyric. XD
"Spanish Guitar!
Wi-Fi Waiting Room!
Your Match Will Start Soon!
Why Not Just Beat On SandBag?
SPAN-ish Guitar
Playin' while you wait.
This games' really great.
Ohhh Thank You Nintendoooooo!"
And thanx Borock! :D
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Away Message Zone... XD
Man, that is just too well done. Bravo. *claps*
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PB Sings Away Message Zone (http://www.mediafire.com/?jznqyn4ziiw)
Aww... This one is giving me a Bad Request error... ;_;
Well, at least I get to hear Spanish Guitar, and GREG'S NOT HERE!...
Simply awesome PB.
Great voice you have there too... :D
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I second that.
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Awww thanx guys!
Posted on: November 10, 2008, 11:39:47 AM
Blackmail
In the office of Calvin Klein, a commercial in black and white is being watched. Pretty Bunny ProtoGal Blues and CutMan are naked and walking around. He stops for a moment, then walks toward PBPB and starts making out with her. Then he stops and asks...
CutMan - “That fragrance. What is it? I must know...”
Pretty Bunny ProtoGal Blues - *whispers into his ear* “Sexcellence...”
Sexy Voice Over Chick - “Sexcellence...by Calvin Klein.”
The lights turn on as the screen turns off.
Protoman Blues - “So, Cal. What do you think?”
Calvin Klein - “...Again, who are you and how did you get into my office!”
Protoman Blues - “I’m Protoman Blues. I came in through the bathroom window, and I’m here to sell you exclusive rights to the greatest women’s perfume ever created in the history of perfume. Sexcellence.”
Calvin Klein - “Listen, Mr. Blues.”
Protoman Blues - “Call me PB.”
Calvin Klein - “...Mr. Blues, look. I have granted this audience because you were clever enough to get past my Cologne-ial Marines. However, all you’ve shown me is a commercial way too erotic to show on television...which I’ll keep. Also, this perfume is just...what is this drink called again?”
Protoman Blues - “Mango Lemonade, Cal. Mango Lemonade. You see, the beauty of my idea is that you can wear this perfume to smell like precious Mango Lemonade, and if you get thirsty, you can drink it from the bot...”
Suddenly, Ninja Lou, Hitomi Agada, Jericho, and Sky Child burst through the door. Jericho launches a Sapphire PANCH to PB’s gut, and Ninja Lou and Hitomi do a Double Ninja Kick to PB’s face and send him flying through the window. Ninja Lou and Hitomi grab PB and grab the ladder up to the Fxepplin.
Jericho - “Sorry for the trouble, Mr. Kle...” *sees Sky Child go and bite his leg*
Sky Child - “That’s for seeing CutMan naked. He’s mine, Klein. MINE! SKY CHILD AWAYYY!” *jumps out window and grabs ladder*
Jericho - “Yeah, um.......Good day!” *jumps out and grabs ladder*
MEANWHILE, aboard the Fxepplin...
Hitomi Agada - “You think you can just stop writing, and get away with it?”
Protoman Blues - *tied up in a chair* “Kinda, yeah!” *Sky Child smacks PB across the face*
Ninja Lou - “We know you’ve been busy with Gundam vs. Gundam, but video game addiction is no reason to stop living your life.”
Protoman Blues - “How’s Chrono Trigger DS?” *Sky Child smacks PB across the face*
Jericho - “I mean, your stories are important. We’ll always have time to Brawl, but RPM needs your wit, your way with words.”
Protoman Blues - “Wanna Brawl?” *Sky Child smacks PB across the face*
Pretty Bunny ProtoGal Blues - “Listen PB. We don’t have enough Energon Cubes to run a full scale assault. Ready the Shuttle for Launch.”
Protoman Blues - “Now all we need is a little Energon...” *Sky Child smacks PB across the face*
Jericho - “...you love doing that, don’t you Sky?”
Sky Child - “Smacky Smacky!” *Sky Child smacks PB across the face*
Hitomi Agada - “Here are our list of demands. First, start writing your GoRPM’s again. Second, get to work on your RPM Musical. Third, stop being such an ass, you ass. Fourth, any attempt to arrest a senior employee of OCP results in shutdown? .......the [tornado fang]?”
Pretty Bunny ProtoGal Blues - “That one’s mine!”
Protoman Blues - “Love ya, DNA Buddy!” *Sky Child smacks PB across the face*
Ninja Lou - “If you fail to comply, ass, we will keep you from all your Mango Lemonade!”
Protoman Blues - “You’re all mad. YOU’LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS!” *Sky Child smacks PB across the face* “I just wanted to say that. Sure, I’ll get to work right away, since you all asked so nicely!”
Ninja Lou - “You better. Ass!” *goes back to playing Chrono Trigger DS*
Protoman Blues - “I just have one question. How’d you get Jericho to go along with this?”
Hitomi Agada - “Cause blackmail required a black male, doofus!”
Protoman Blues - “Ohhhhhhhhhh. Of course!” *Sky Child smacks PB across the face*
Everyone laughs in typical 80’s Cartoon Ending Fashion and then this song plays for absolutely no reason! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvWtI4NZjTI)
Cause all endings need to be as [tornado fang]ing bad-ass and awesome as Rangers Are Forever. 8D
Well, I'm back! Hurray, the first GoRPM of 2009, and what a strange and silly one I've come up with. Probably too many episodes of Galaxy Rangers and Seinfeld, mixed with too many glasses of Mango Lemonade. Either way, #1. I hope you all like this and #2. Since I copypasta'd this whole thing, I hope the new RPM doesn't do that whole ? thing for all my ' and ", or it's going to suck to go back and re-do it! XD
MORE TO COME!
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Yay! it's back! You may have your Mango Lemonade back now. XD
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Finally it's about time boss. *shot* That was pretty good but I wanted to be the one to smack your face! *shot again*
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LoL, you've been trained well! 8D
Also, [tornado fang] YEAH. It didn't exchange my ' or " for ?'s this time. That'll make these SOOOOOOOO much easier to do.
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LLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL XD
All that smacking, and demanding... XD
Great to see this back PB.
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Lol, I like the smacking frenzy by Sky there!
Lol Blackmale! XD
Nice to see this back!
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Am I dreaming? Is GoRPM really back? Yay!
Can't. Stop. Laughing. XD
Great to see you writing again PB.
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Holy crap, he brought it back! Time to borrow some ideas. bVd
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It's about damn time. Next update 12-16-10.
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Blackmail requiring a black male... That's [tornado fang]ing fantastic. XD
Great update PB, can't wait to see more!
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now if you excuse me, i have to cap his mango lemonade dealer.
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now if you excuse me, i have to cap his mango lemonade dealer.
And I play the stereotypical black guy why again? XD
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now if you excuse me, i have to cap his mango lemonade dealer.
LoL, Leave Donald Alone! 8D
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lol... good stuff PB.
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Maximum Starnage
Inside Vixy’s Game Corner...
CephiYumi - “Hey Vixy! That was a fun session of PSO!”
Vixy - “Absolutely!” *opening up a bottled drink*
CephiYumi - “Hey, what’s that? That’s not Orange Fanta!”
Vixy - “It just came out today. It’s called Invincibility! It’s straight from the Mushroom Kingdom.”
CephiYumi - “As in, Invincibility Star?”
Vixy - “Yeppers.” *takes a drink* “It’s just a fun gimmick-y energy drink, like the E-Can or WHOA!”
Vixy suddenly starts glowing and the Invincibility Star music from SMB3 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n4srluj1R0&feature=related) starts playing around her. STM walks up to them.
STM - “Hey you two. Man, that one creature was a real why are you invincible?”
Vixy - *glowing and feeling great* “It’s this new drink I got. Here, try some!”
As Vixy goes to hand the bottle to STM, she doesn’t realize her new speed and accidentally knocks STM clear across the Game Corner.
Vixy - “Oooopsy.”
Finally the Invincibility wears off. Vixy & Cephi run over to STM to see if he’s okay
CephiYumi - “Are you okay, STM?”
Vixy - *helping STM up* “I’m so so sorry.”
STM - *rubbing shoulder* “Y-yeah. I’m fine. But that drink is something else.”
CephiYumi - “Wait...what if this drink falls into the wrong hands?”
Vixy - “...Oh my...”
2 Days Later...
Tom Newscaster - “...crime up by 95% and the death toll in the thousands already, scientists have found the cause to be the new Invincibility Energy Drink produced in the Mushroom Kingdom. Authorities have begun using the Invincibility drink to help combat the rampant chaos in the streets, but with the criminals also being seemingly invincible as well as outnumbering the police by 60-1, they are not sure if they’ll be able to do much. Joining us now from downtown is our own Susan Microphone. Susan?”
(To experience the madness, open all these links at once! SMB (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTFHhpZl3Uk&feature=related), SMB2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lno0yjM9AY&feature=related), SMB3 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n4srluj1R0&feature=related))
Susan Microphone - Tom, I’m downtown here in the midst of chaos and destruction that seemingly has no end in sight. As you can hear, this strange music coming from the invincible criminals can be heard all around us. Some are simply stealing TV’s, while others are just reveling in causing destruction. Some people are even pouring this drink into their car's gas tank and causing untold of amount of damage. I talked with an officer who said quote, “We’re outnumbered down here. Our best advice is for citizens to run in a mad panic, for all hope is lost. If possible, pick up a can of Invincibility for your own protection.” Tom, we’re about to pack up and leave here. If we don’t make it, please tell our loved ones that our hearts...” *the camera feed goes out as this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29ZFtugHpDQ) is heard driving by*
Tom Newscaster - “We appear to be having technical difficulties. More on this story as it develops. And in Sports...”
Mario turns the TV off
Mario - *head lowered in shame* “What have we-a done, Luigi?”
Luigi - *head also lowered in shame* “We were-a fools to-a sell this stuff!”
Peach - *angry* “It wasn’t SUPPOSE to have REAL STAR POWER IN IT!”
Toad - “Hey, don’t make me out to be the scapegoat here. I was told to make an Energy Drink based on Invincibility Stars.”
Peach - *points to order, furiously* “A. GIMMICK-Y. ENERGY. DRINK!”
Mario - “My God. Toad. You-a didn’t use Real Mushrooms in our-a gimmick-y Mushroom Growth Hormones pills, did-a you?
Toad - “...[tornado fang]...”
Today's GoRPM is a perfect example of what happens when my psychotic mind listens to music late at night on random. The SMB3 Invincibility theme came on, and this is the result! Utter, destructive chaos! LoL, what have I done.
I mean, I know I'd try pouring it into my Gas Tank for the Mario Kart 64 song. But that's me! 8D
More To Come
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And I play the stereotypical black guy why again? XD
cause you're black~ xD
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Oh wow, all 3 Starman tracks actually matched with each other. I enjoyed it~ >U<
And Growth Hormone Pills? nyah~ >w<
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Wow the chaos is so funny. Oh god the Mushroom pills will it never end? XD
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I demand a part two based on the Mushroom Growth pills. XD
cause you're black~ xD
And I'm proud. xD
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I demand a part two based on the Mushroom Growth pills. XD
I hope it doesn't go the way I think it could go. :|
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oh lol.
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I hope it doesn't go the way I think it could go. :|
Us girls: Our chest grows.
The guys... oh god... >U<
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Us girls: Our chest grows.
The guys... oh god... >U<
Oh god on the second one indeed. X(
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I demand a part two based on the Mushroom Growth pills. XD
I second this XD
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While I liked the Mario-based one, PB, my friend, the lack of updates has rusted you down, for I didn't even show a smirk at the previous one. You need to get more into this stuff, lest your abilities falter.
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Glad to see you back writing PB. We'll kidnap you again if you don't~
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Glad to see you back writing PB. We'll kidnap you again if you don't~
Can I be a part of the kiddnapping next time?
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Glad to see you back writing PB. We'll kidnap you again if you don't~
Better idea, we'll kidnap ALL of his mango lemonade! MWAHAHAHAHA! >BD
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While I liked the Mario-based one, PB, my friend, the lack of updates has rusted you down, for I didn't even show a smirk at the previous one. You need to get more into this stuff, lest your abilities falter.
I know! Damn life and gaming addiction and their constant interference! 8)
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The last part was priceless. XD
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Glad to see that you have returned to your writings, O Red Raider of RPM.
And especially glad that Sky slapped you repeatedly with such glee...
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Lol, star power is more dangerous than I thought! XD
I can't wait for the mushroom power up story! 8D
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Hmm...
I would like some of that Invinicibility...
It would be so... good... [eyebrow]
And lol at Mushroom pills... 8D
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Us girls: Our chest grows.
The guys... oh god... >U<
Gwonam: Isn't it BEAUtiful?
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I missed two updates... Awesome work PB. I hope your cheeks are not stinging--
*Gets chased by car with Invincibility*
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Hidden Temple Power Rangers - Part 1: RIGHT!
Through the dimensional gate of Lodeon, we come to the Mega Astro Crag, evil lair of the Galactic Unholy Terror Syndicate...
Moira Molesta - “My conquest of Earth will soon be complete. Once I obtain the Pendants of Life from those meddlesome Temple Rangers, all will belong to Moira!”
Mike O’Meany - “Yes, my Empress Your latest plan will succeed.”
Moira Molesta - *Looks through her telescope and sees a Totem Pole* “Yes, that will do nicely! COME FORTH, TOTEMPULL MONSTER!” *blows on her magic whistle and summons the Totem Pole to life*
Meanwhile, on the outskirts of the Hidden Temple, the Rangers are training at the Moat...
Viewtiful Ben - “Come on, Taiyo. You can do it!
CephiYumi - “Go Taiyo Go!”
Satoryu - “Almost there!”
Taiyo touches the end or the moat and a loud gong sounds
Jericho - “Great work, Taiyo!” *helps Taiyo out of the moat*
Taiyo - “Thanks you guys. So who’s next?”
Viewtiful Ben - *takes off his shirt* “My turn. Haha, your record is going down!”
SuperKitsu comes running to the moat...
SuperKitsu - “Shirts on and get dry, Rangers! Olmec needs us.”
Viewtiful Ben - “RIGHT! To the Steps of Knowledge, Rangers!”
Later, at the Steps of Knowledge...
Jericho - “What’s Moira up to this time, Olmec?”
Olmec - “Rangers. Moira has created a powerful new monster called Totempull. It seems to be wreaking havoc in the city!”
CephiYumi - “Those poor people. We’ve got to get down there fast!”
Olmec - “Careful, Rangers. Moira Molesta is still after the power of your Pendants of Life. If she gets them, she will have to power to access the Hidden Temple and uncover all it’s secrets, allowing her to conquer Earth.”
SuperKitsu - “Trap or no trap, we’ve got to go, Olmec!”
Taiyo - “She’s right, Olmec. We can’t just stay here and do nothing!”
Satoryu - “Besides, we’ve faced down her monsters before and kicked their butt right back to the Mega Astro Crag.”
Olmec - “You are all very brave, Rangers. It was wise of me to give you the Pendant Morphers. Go now, and may you Rock.”
Viewtiful Ben - “Don’t worry, Olmec. We won’t let you down, even though you STILL haven’t told us what’s in the Temple we’re guarding. You ready, guys?”
Jericho, Satoryu, CephiYumi, SuperKitsu, Taiyo - “READY!”
Viewitful Ben - “LETS DO IT!”
Viewtiful Ben, Jericho, Satoryu, CephiYumi, SuperKitsu, Taiyo - “PENDANTS IN HAND! POWER EXPAND!”
Taiyo - “SILVER SNAKE!” *transforms into Silver Snake Temple Ranger*
SuperKitsu - “ORANGE IGUANA!” *transforms into Orange Iguana Temple Ranger*
CephiYumi - “PURPLE PARROT!” *transforms into Purple Parrot Temple Ranger*
Satoryu - “GREEN MONKEY!” *transforms into Green Monkey Temple Ranger*
Jericho - “BLUE BARRACUDA!” *transforms into Blue Barracuda Temple Ranger*
Viewtiful Ben - “RED JAGUAR!” *transforms into Red Jaguar Temple Ranger but with a better transformation cause he’s the Red Ranger, bitches*
Viewtiful Ben, Jericho, Satoryu, CephiYumi, SuperKitsu, Taiyo - “HIDDEN TEMPLE POWER RANGERS!” *standard Sentai explosions!”
Totempull - “Ah Rangers. It’s about time you showed up! Give me your Pendants of Life, or do I have to “Pull” them away from you!”
Viewtiful Ben - “Can the corny puns, Totempull!”
Jericho - “Yeah, we get enough of those from Olmec!”
Totempull - “Then forget the puns, and lets have some fun! TEMPLE GUARDS!”
A Standard Strange Teleportation, this time VooDoo-ish, followed by twenty Temple Guards appearing out of nowhere...
CephiYumi - “Looks like trouble, guys!”
Taiyo - “Moira’s Hypnotized Terror Temple Guards!”
Satoryu - “Lets take them!”
Viewtiful Ben, Jericho, Satoryu, CephiYumi, SuperKitsu, Taiyo - “RIGHT!”
This bad-ass music (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TvGjHUPOxg&feature=related) starts playing while the fight with the Temple Guards commences. The Rangers hold their own against the Terror Temple Guards, then seem to get the upper hand on them, probably due to the awesome [tornado fang]ing music. The Rangers use the surroundings in their battle with the Temple Guards, like swings and poles and other such perfectly located stuff. Soon, the Temple Guards become no match for the Rangers, and soon disappear with the same flashy VooDoo Teleportation they arrived with!
Totempull - “Come on then, Rangers!”
SuperKitsu - “Bring it on, ugly! HEEE YAHHHH!”
SuperKitsu jumps at Totempull but Totempull hits her with a Gravity Electric Totembeam, and flings her right back at the other Rangers.
CephiYumi - “Kit!”
SuperKitsu - “I’m okay! Careful guys, he’s no pushover!”
Totempull - “That’s right. I don’t push. I PULL!”
Totempull fires his Gravity Electric Totembeam at the Rangers, pulling them towards him. Then, he does some physically impossible martial arts on the Rangers, beating them all at once with surprising ease
Jericho - “Man, this one’s tough!”
Viewtiful Ben - “We need the Temple Runner!”
Viewtiful Ben, Jericho, Satoryu, CephiYumi, SuperKitsu, Taiyo - “RIGHT!”
SuperKitsu - “Temple Boomerang!”
CephiYumi - “Temple Bow!”
Taiyo - “Temple Whip!”
Satoryu - “Temple Ax!”
Jericho - “Temple Shield!”
Viewtiful Ben - “Temple Saber!”
All Six Temple weapons combine form the Temple Runner. It begins to charge up while targeting Totempull while he laughs at them
Viewtiful Ben, Jericho, Satoryu, CephiYumi, SuperKitsu, Taiyo - “TEMPLE RUNNER! FIRE!”
The Temple Runner fires at Totempull, but Totempull uses his Gravity Electric Totembeam to catch the Temple Runner shot and send it right back at the Rangers, which causes a huge explosion. The Rangers then fall to the ground and de-morph.
Totempull - “Is that the best you’ve got, Rangers? If so, you may as well hand over your Pendants now!” *laughs maniacally*
To Be Continued...
So basically, a few days ago while in the shower, I was suddenly thinking of classic Nick game shows, like Legends of the Hidden Temple. Then somehow, I got Power Rangers on the brain, and decided, "Hey, what if I COMBINED Power Rangers and the Legends of the Hidden Temple?" And thus, here is the result. Or, at least Part 1 of the Result. 8)
Part 2 should hopefully be up later tomorrow, as I try to further channel my Hidden Temple & Power Rangers knowledge to the best of my insanity ability. LoL, this shouldn't be that long actually. Probably just 2 or 3 parts at the most. I hope you all enjoy! RIGHT!
Also, I hope people get the references to the OTHER Nick game show I mentioned! 8D
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Lets see if I understand correctly, not only did you combine THE shows of my early childhood, but I'm also in it? I'm speechless XD
Lets see, references:
-Mega Astro Crag, Moira and Mike are a reference to GUTS.
Uh, that's all I got.
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Lets see if I understand correctly, not only did you combine THE shows of my early childhood, but I'm also in it? I'm speechless XD
Lets see, references:
-Mega Astro Crag, Moira and Mike are a reference to GUTS.
Uh, that's all I got.
LoL, you're welcome.
And very good with GUTS. Also, Notice the "Galactic Unholy Terror Syndicate" name! 8D
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This is great... I had images of all the references in my head as I read through it XD
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LoL, you're welcome.
And very good with GUTS. Also, Notice the "Galactic Unholy Terror Syndicate" name! 8D
Damn, how'd I miss that XD
This is great... I had images of all the references in my head as I read through it XD
So did I, it was awesome XD
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Oh, that was awesome. XD So many beloved shows combined into one awesome skit.
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This is great... I had images of all the references in my head as I read through it XD
LoL, I'm happy to hear you say that, as that's what a writer likes to hear!
The music TOTALLY helps me write Power Ranger-ish stuff too. CALL THE 5-4-1! 8)
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How did I miss this one? [tornado fang]ing brilliant. That bit about the Red Ranger's transformation was CLASSIC. XD
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Cause he's the Red Ranger, bitches. XD
LOL, that was a great read as always, PB.
Oh the nostalgia... :3
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How did I miss this one? [tornado fang]ing brilliant. That bit about the Red Ranger's transformation was CLASSIC. XD
He's the Red Ranger, bitches! He makes that [parasitic bomb] work! 8)
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Almost missed that part with the Red transformation. Nice insert. >U<
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The red ranger always get the more awesome stuff. Like Power Rangers.
No tomboy in their right mind wanted to be the pink ranger.
Red ranger had the T-rex. [tornado-fang] yeah.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf0Xz36uLJY&feature=related
THIS song must be playing next episode. It's the "TOP TIER" song, that's basically the equivalent of "YOU GOT THE TOUCH!" in the MMPR-verse.
I want me and my people to win! Right guys?!
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RIGHT! ;)
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this is nothing short of genius.
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RIGHT!
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Hidden Temple Power Rangers - Part 2: RIGHT!
When we last left off, the Rangers de-morphed back into their street clothes, which just happened to perfectly match the color Ranger they were, and were on the ground struggling to get up after the beating they took from Totempull. They also looked a little more dirtier than usual...
Totempull - *laughing* “Just give me your Pendants of Life, Rangers, and I promise to make your end...” *Before Totempull can finish his gloating, the Rangers are teleported out of there* "COME BACK HERE, COWARDS!"
Meanwhile, back at the Steps of Knowledge...
Olmec - “Rangers. It seems that Moira’s new Totempull monster is more powerful than anything we’ve ever faced before!”
Satoryu - “Thanks, Olmec. As if that beating didn’t get that fact across.”
SuperKitsu - “Damn monsters with their damn Gravity Electricity Beams. Why do they all have that?”
CephiYumi - “What are we going to do, Olmec? Moira’s new monster is too strong for us!”
Olmec - “I feared the day that this would come. The only hope we have of stopping Moira is for you 6 Rangers to enter the Hidden Temple and retrieve the 6 Artifacts of Power. Only then will you have the power to combat Moira’s newest forces.”
Jericho - “Um, why didn’t we just go into the Temple to get these artifacts when you first summoned us?”
Olmec - “Because they were not needed at that time!”
Taiyo - “Soooo...we needed to get our butts kicked first?”
Olmec - “...Rangers. Every second you delay and question me, um, Totempull continues to cause havoc.”
Viewtiful Ben - “Olmec’s right, guys. We have to retrieve those Artifacts as soon as possible. Olmec, we’re ready. Right team?”
Jericho, Satoryu, SuperKitsu, CephiYumi, Taiyo - “RIGHT!”
Olmec lowers the gate to the Hidden Temple. As the Rangers are about to enter the Temple...
Olmec - “Rangers, I must warn you. During your journey, you will encounter Temple Guards. In order to retrieve the Artifacts of Power, you must hand over your Pendants Of Life to them as a tribute.”
CephiYumi - “But I thought Moira kidnapped and hypnotized all the Temple Guards!”
Olmec - “She did not manage to get all of them, Cephi. These 6 still remain to guard the Artifacts of Power.”
Satoryu - “...Then why do you need us too...”
Olmec - “No more questions, Rangers. You must hurry.”
SuperKitsu - “We’re on our way. Wish us luck, Olmec”
Jericho - *As the Rangers enter the Hidden Temple* “...[parasitic bomb] makes less sense every damn day...”
Meanwhile, at the Mega Astro Crag...
Moira Molesta - “AHHHHHHHH. My Totempull monster has defeated the Rangers, and they’ve run back to their Temple.”
Mike O’Meany - *constantly shaking his sword, like always* “I knew your plan would succeed, my empress!”
Moira Molesta - “Of course.” *looks through Telescope* “GOOD. Continue causing destruction, Totempull. Lure the Rangers out of hiding, and then destroy them and take their Pendants.” *laughs maniacally*
Back inside the Hidden Temple...
Viewtiful Ben - *working his way through the Ballroom Swamp* “We’ve got to hurry, gang.”
Taiyo - “What kind of Hidden Temple has a Ballroom anyw...” *3 Temple Guards pop out of nowhere making weird noises* “[tornado fang]ing [parasitic bomb]!” *hands over his Pendant of Life then clutches his chest* “Is that necessary...JEEZ!”
Viewtiful Ben - *Hands over his Pendant of Life* “Relax, Taiyo. We’re almost to the sacred Shrine. Hopefully the others will meet us there!”
SuperKitsu - *also kinda freaked out while handing her Pendants of Life over* “Still though, why do they have to do that?”
In another area of the Hidden Temple...
Jericho - *pressing his body against the wall in the Jester’s Court* “Okay, now you press your body against that panel while Cephi & I are pressing against these panels!”
Satoryu - *presses his body against the wall* “Got it!” *the door to the Dark Forest opens*
The 3 Rangers enter the Dark Forest...
CephiYumi - “We’re almost there guys!” *reaches her arms inside of the trees* “Now we just have to find the switch and AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” *screams*
As the Rangers have their arms inside the trees, they come to life and ensnare the Rangers cause the trees have the spirits of Temple Guards inside of them cause it’s a magical Hidden Temple and thus needs no explanation...
Jericho - *hands over his Pendants of Life and the tree releases him* “I mean really, why does Moira even want to come in here?”
Satoryu - *hands over his Pendants of Life and the tree releases him* “How is a forest even in a Temple anyway?”
CephiYumi - *hands over his Pendants of Life and the tree releases him* “We can’t dwell on the illogic right now. We’ve got to hurry!”
The Rangers all meet up at the Shrine of the Silver Monkey...
SuperKitsu - “Glad you guys could make it!”
Taiyo - “Alright guys. We’ve got to assemble the Shrine in order to get the Artifacts.”
Viewtiful Ben gets handed the pieces by the other Rangers, and very quickly and easily assembles the Shrine of the Silver Monkey, when suddenly this music starts playing in the background... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf0Xz36uLJY&feature=related)
Viewtiful Ben - “Well, that was rather easy.”
Satoryu - *looks at Jericho* “Don’t say it...”
Jericho - “A little too easy...” *suddenly the 6 Temple Guards pop out of nowhere again*
SuperKitsu - *gets into fighting pose* “Remind me to slap you when we get out of the Temple!”
The 6 Temple Guards use the Pendants of Life and morph into the 6 Rangers
CephiYumi - “I think they want us to fight them!”
Viewtiful Ben - “If that’s what it takes! Let’s show them what being a Ranger’s all about.”
Jericho, Satoryu, SuperKitsu, CephiYumi, Taiyo - “RIGHT!”
As the heroic music is playing in the background, the 6 Rangers fight against the Temple Guard Dopplegangers. The fight goes back and forth between the Rangers and the Dopplegangers, but soon the tide of the battle turns in favor of the Rangers, as each one beats their Doppleganger. After the battle, the Temple Guards de-morph and hand the Pendants of Life back to the Rangers. Then suddenly, the Shrine of the Silver Monkey comes to life.
Shrine of the Silver Monkey - “You have proved yourself worthy to receive the Artifacts of Power, Rangers. You, Taiyo, shall receive the Cobra Staff of King Tut.
Taiyo - *takes the Cobra Staff of King Tut* “Awesome!”
Shrine of the Silver Monkey - “For you, CephiYumi, The Imperial Purple Robe of Empress Theodora.
CephiYumi - *takes the Imperial Purple Robe of Empress Theodora* “It’s lovely!”
Shrine of the Silver Monkey - “For you, SuperKitsu, I bequeath the Helmet of Joan of Arc!”
SuperKitsu - *takes the Helmet of Joan of Arc* “Morphanominal!”
Shrine of the Silver Monkey - “You, Satoryu, shall receive the Broken Wing of Icarus!”
Satoryu - *takes the Broken Wing of Icarus* “Ahaha, flying Monkey...I get it! Excellent”
Shrine of the Silver Monkey - “To you, Jericho, I bequeath the Broken Trident of Poseidon!”
Jericho - *takes the Broken Trident of Poseidon* “Hell yeah!”
Shrine of the Silver Monkey - “And finally, Viewtiful Ben, I give to you the Golden Jaguar of Atahualpa.”
Viewtiful Ben - “Thank you, Silver Monkey!”
Shrine of the Silver Monkey - “May these Artifacts of Power help you in your quest. Oh, and you only have 37 second to get out of the Hidden Temple! I'd hurry out if I were you.”
Viewtiful Ben - “RIGHT! Let’s go show Moira what we’re made of gang!”
Jericho, Satoryu, SuperKitsu, CephiYumi, Taiyo - “RIGHT!”
To Be Continued...
I mean seriously, I don't know if it was just me, but did anyone else actually get mad and yell at the TV when the contestant couldn't freaking assemble the Shrine of the Silver Monkey? For [tornado fang]'s sake, it wasn't rocket science right? RIGHT! LoL, I'm getting upset at them just thinking about it. Stupid kids. If only I entered the Hidden Temple!
But I digress, now that the Rangers have their 6 Artifacts of Power which they could only go and get after their ass whooping, they now have the power to defeat Totempull. But will it be enough? Stay tuned...
P.S. - LoL, I was always planning to use that song, Ben! 8D
P.P.S. - Just so there is no confusion, every part of the arc will be named RIGHT! in true Ranger fashion! [eyebrow]
P.P.P.S - I like typing Shrine of the Silver Monkey! 8)
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Awesome! Nice to see my favorite part of the temple was the most important, there's just something about that shrine that's awesome XD How ironic, I get all the snake related stuff when IRL I have a big phobia of snakes. Can't wait for the next part 8)
I mean seriously, I don't know if it was just me, but did anyone else actually get mad and yell at the TV when the contestant couldn't freaking assemble the Shrine of the Silver Monkey? For [tornado fang]'s sake, it wasn't rocket science right? RIGHT! LoL, I'm getting upset at them just thinking about it. Stupid kids. If only I entered the Hidden Temple!
I know! Seriously, I know they're kids but how hard is it to put a head on top of a torso on top of legs?! XD
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Why does the Temple of the Silver Monkey sound SO familiar... XD
Though...
CephiYumi - *hands over his Pendants of Life and the tree releases him* "We can't dwell on the illogic right now. We've got to hurry!"
I think a few minds were broken by this. XD
Still awesome read right?
RIGHT!
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Still awesome read right?
RIGHT!
RIGHT!
Here's a perfect example of Silver Monkey Stupidity, or SMS! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKVp-WK4lIU) (TURN THE VOLUME DOWN)
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MY EARS!
And hmm... Reminds me of another ancient temple gameshow... XD
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It seems that a lot of things are "illogical" in order to make a show longer. They can fight off the biggest of bad guys, but when they are on a journey to get power-ups, they seem weaker and have to go through weird trails. I digress.
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Holy! those stories are awesome! too bad I don't really remember (or watch) the hidden temple show.
So many lulz moment and my fave of all is this line.
Jericho - *As the Rangers enter the Hidden Temple* “...[parasitic bomb] makes less sense every damn day...”
Can't wait for the next part!
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Oh my God, I think PB caught my personality perfectly. That line Borockman quoted was priceless. XD
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I told you that you'd be getting all Brooklyn up in the Temple, Jelly! XD
Glad you all enjoyed it though.
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you think messing up the Silver Monkey is bad? i remember one kid going back and forth between the three rooms after the Pit of Despair, not being able to find the one switch he needed to go on. if that didn't take more than 2 minutes itself, i'd be surprised.
and after reading all this, i think i want to act it out. i can tell you right now Mike O'Meany would sound exactly like Goldar.
speaking of which, get Lucas to voice Totempull.
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you think messing up the Silver Monkey is bad? i remember one kid going back and forth between the three rooms after the Pit of Despair, not being able to find the one switch he needed to go on. if that didn't take more than 2 minutes itself, i'd be surprised.
and after reading all this, i think i want to act it out. i can tell you right now Mike O'Meany would sound exactly like Goldar.
speaking of which, get Lucas to voice Totempull.
You know, I think I remember that episode as well. It was shameful. I think you could see the disgust on the partner's face!
LoL, good, because he's suppose to be Goldar! XD
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Man I miss Ledgends of the Hidden Temple and GUTS was awesome. Great read.
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Hidden Temple Power Rangers - Part 3: RIGHT!
Where we last left our heroes, they had survived the perils of the Hidden Temple, quite easily assembled the Shrine of the Silver Monkey, and retrieved the Artifacts of Power that will help them to not get their ass kicked as much, at least until the end of the season when they lose their powers to save the day...
Olmec - *watching the Ranger emerge from the Hidden Temple* “Rangers, I am proud of you. I see that you undertook the challenging task of assembling the Shrine of the Silver Monkey and that he has given you the Artifacts of Power.”
SuperKitsu - “Actually, Olmec, it was really easy to assemble!”
Olmec - “Really? It didn’t take long?”
CephiYumi - “Nope. It took longer to press our bodies against the wall to open the gate.”
Satoryu - “How is there a Dark Forest inside of a tem...” *the alarm goes off*
Olmec - “No time for questions, Rangers. Totempull is once again attacking, trying to lure you out.”
Satoryu - “...You totally sounded that alarm, didn’t you?”
Jericho - “Never mind. We’ll ask when we get back!”
Taiyo - “He’s right. We’ve got to stop Totempull!”
Viewitiful Ben - “Lets show him what Ranger Power is all about. Ready, guys?”
Jericho, Satoryu, SuperKitsu, CephiYumi, Taiyo - “READY!”
Viewitiful Ben - *super close up on his face* “BACK INTO ACTION!”
Suddenly, the Rangers appear at the scene where Totempull and the Temple Guards are causing havoc...
Totempull - “So Rangers. Come to surrender and hand over your Pendants?”
Viewtiful Ben - “Not quite! We’re about to show you what these Pendants can really do. Right, guys?”
Jericho, Satoryu, SuperKitsu, CephiYumi, Taiyo - “RIGHT!”
Viewtiful Ben, Jericho, Satoryu, CephiYumi, SuperKitsu, Taiyo - “PENDANTS IN HAND! POWER EXPAND!”
Taiyo - “SILVER SNAKE!” *transforms into Silver Snake Temple Ranger*
SuperKitsu - “ORANGE IGUANA!” *transforms into Orange Iguana Temple Ranger*
CephiYumi - “PURPLE PARROT!” *transforms into Purple Parrot Temple Ranger*
Satoryu - “GREEN MONKEY!” *transforms into Green Monkey Temple Ranger*
Jericho - “BLUE BARRACUDA!” *transforms into Blue Barracuda Temple Ranger*
Viewtiful Ben - “RED JAGUAR!” *transforms into Red Jaguar Temple Ranger but again he has a better transformation cause he’s the mothereffin Red Ranger, bitches*
Viewtiful Ben, Jericho, Satoryu, CephiYumi, SuperKitsu, Taiyo - “TEMPLE RANGERS! *bad ass pose*
Viewtiful Ben - “Okay guys. Let’s kick it up a notch and show them the power of HISTORY!”
Taiyo - “ Cobra Staff of King Tut” *a kick ass looking Silver Cobra Staff appears in Taiyo’s hand*
SuperKitsu - “ Helmet of Joan of Arc!” *a newer, more awesome Orange Helmet appears in place of her standard Ranger Helmet*
CephiYumi - “ Imperial Purple Robe of Empress Theodora!” *a sleek looking Purple Robe appear on CephiYumi*
Satoryu - “ Broken Wing of Icarus!” *two Green Wings appear on Satoryu’s back*
Jericho - “ Broken Trident of Poseidon!” *a kick ass looking Blue Trident appears in Jericho’s hand*
Viewtiful Ben - “ Golden Jaguar of Atahualpa!”
In a cool looking sequence, new gold armor pieces appear on Viewtiful Ben. First his legs get golden armor pieces, then his belt turns gold. Then, two Golden Armor Jaguar Heads appear on his shoulders, followed by a giant armor piece on his chest and two golden Wolverine-like Claw Armor Pieces appear over his hands. Finally, parts of his helmet turn Gold thus making him look even more bad-ass and cooler than the other Rangers.
Jericho - *looking at the shiny new Red Golden Jaguar Ranger* “...now that’s just [tornado fang]'d up, right there!”
Viewtiful Ben - “LETS DO IT!”
Jericho, Satoryu, SuperKitsu, CephiYumi, Taiyo - “RIGHT!”
This music (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7u8ayCqS5g&feature=channel) starts playing as the Rangers charge straight into the battle. With their new Artifacts of Power, the Rangers start making quick and easy work of the Temple Guards, not even needing to use their surroundings in a playful manner to defeat them. While the rest of the Rangers take care of the Temple Guards, the Red Golden Jaguar Ranger goes straight after Totempull. Totempull and the Red Golden Jaguar Ranger start fighting and the battle seems somewhat equal until Totempull tries his Gravity Electric Totembeam on Ben. The Beam deflects off of the new shiny Golden Armor right back to Totempull. As Totempull gets back up, the other Rangers come to the side of the Red Ranger...
Viewtiful Ben - “Lets FINISH him off, guys!”
Jericho, Satoryu, SuperKitsu, CephiYumi, Taiyo - “RIGHT!”
Taiyo - “ACID SPRAY” *the Cobra Staff spray Acid right at Totempull*
SuperKitsu - “HELMET BASH!” *charges at super speed right at Totempull and bashes into him with her helmet*
CephiYumi - “LILAC BOMBS!” *Cephi opens her Robe and Lilacs shoot out at Totempull and explode on contact*
Satoryu - “TORNADO SPIN!” *Satoryu flies above Totempull and spins around and creates a tornado around Totempull with the wind hitting him and causing him pain*
Jericho - “TIDAL WAVE!” *Jericho uses his Trident and summons a wave which hits Totempull dead on*
Viewtiful Ben - “JAGUAR SLASH!” *Ben leaps right at Totempull in his dazed state and uses his Golden Claws and slashes him twice, sending Gold Electricity around his body*
Totempull, with the Gold Electricity around him, slowly falls down and explodes while the Rangers pose with extreme awesomeness. Meanwhile, back at the Mega Astro Crag...
Moira Molesta - “It’s not over yet, Rangers. GROW MONSTER!”
Moira blows on her whistle and a piece of the Mega Astro Crag goes flying towards Earth. It lands next to Totempull. Smoke comes out of the ground and Totempull grows.
Totempull - *looking down at the Rangers* “Things are looking up, Rangers!”
Viewtiful Ben, Jericho, Satoryu, CephiYumi, SuperKitsu, Taiyo - “WE NEED TEMPLE ZORD POWER NOW!”
Suddenly, the Zords appear out of nowhere and the Rangers teleport directly into them. Then, Ben puts this song on as he says... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czZt-c_Y_YY)
Viewtiful Ben - “WE NEED THE TEMPLE MEGAZORD!”
Jericho, Satoryu, SuperKitsu, CephiYumi, Taiyo - “RIGHT!”
The Megazord Formation sequences goes into effect. The Red JaguarZord forms the Body, the Green MonkeyZord forms the Right Arm, the Blue BarracudaZord forms the Left Arm, the Orange IguanaZord form the Legs, the Silver SnakeZord forms the Belt that connects the Body and Legs and the Purple ParrotZord forms the Head and Wings. The Rangers all appear in the cockpit.
Viewtiful Ben, Jericho, Satoryu, CephiYumi, SuperKitsu, Taiyo - “TEMPLE MEGAZORD!”
Totempull - “Allow me to pull you down, Rangers!”
Viewtiful Ben - “Alright guys. Let’s take him down!”
Jericho, Satoryu, SuperKitsu, CephiYumi, Taiyo - “RIGHT!”
Totempull and the Temple Megazord begin fighting one another, with the fight looking pretty even. Totempull uses his Gravity Electric Totem Beam on the Temple Megazord, but the Temple Megazord just slowly and dramatically walks through it and punches Totempull in the face.
Viewtiful Ben - “Lets finish him off! TEMPLE SWORD!”
Jericho, Satoryu, SuperKitsu, CephiYumi, Taiyo - “RIGHT!”
A giant sword rises from out of the ground and the Temple Megazord grabs it.
Viewtiful Ben, Jericho, Satoryu, CephiYumi, SuperKitsu, Taiyo - “TEMPLE SWORD IGNITE!”
The Temple Megazord spins the Temple Sword in a circle and it catches on fire. Then the Temple Megazord does a standard Megazord Slash, which causes Totempull to fall backwards and explode...
Viewtiful Ben - “Better luck next time, Moira!”
Back at the Mega Astro Crag...
Moira Molesta - “[tornado fang]! This is all your fault O’Meany.”
Mike O’Meany - *shaking sword as usual* “I promise we’ll defeat them next time, Empress!”
Moira Molesta - “ I have such a headache!”
Later, back at the Steps of Knowledge...
Olmec - “Congratulations on a job well done, Rangers. The Artifacts of Power will aid you greatly in your fight against Moira!”
CephiYumi - “Thanks Olmec!”
Viewtiful Ben - “We couldn’t have done it without teamwork!”
Jericho - “Oh really, Mr. Shiny Red Golden Ranger?”
SuperKitsu - “We’re a team, Jericho. It’s not about who looks better or has a new shiny golden armor. It’s about thwarting the forces of evil!”
Satoryu - “She's right, although I think I was wearing Red when we first got summoned...”
Taiyo - “Speaking of that, did you guys know I actually had a fear of snakes before I became a Power Ranger?” *all the Rangers look at him funny* “Strange, huh?”
All the Rangers laugh and then the credits roll. During the End Credits...
Announcer - “Don’t go away, cause we’ve got more action coming your way. Coming up next is the Super Sloppy Samurai Slimer Squad, and then after that we’ve got Wild & Crazy Troopers. All coming up next on the Nickelodeon Awesome Action Block! DON’T MISS IT!”
Heh, and thus ends my Hidden Temple Power Rangers arc. I hope you guys like the ending I crafted, especially with the other Nick Fusion shows I thought of in my sick little twisted mind. RIGHT! Also, I was tempted to write a Go Red Ranger Theme parodying the Green Ranger Theme, just as another shout out to the fact to the Red Golden Jaguar Ranger's Bad-Assity. 8)
Anyway, my internship doesn't give me a whole lot of time to write these, but still I want to keep going as much as I can. Either way, hopefully more to come soon. Stay Tuned.
And man, I love Classic Cheesy Power Rangers Music! 8D
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Lol, that's so awesome!
I might try to draw the temple zord. 8D
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Lol, that's so awesome!
I might try to draw the temple zord. 8D
That would be awesome if you did! 8D
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Hehe... More Red Ranger badassery... XD
Anothing amazing read PB, such nostalgia right? RIGHT!
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(http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj74/borockman/templemegazord.png)
Lol I think this drawing does not got logic behinds it.
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Wow...
Who cares about logic?
It'a the Megazord! And it's awesome! XD
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(http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj74/borockman/templemegazord.png)
Lol I think this drawing does not got logic behinds it.
[tornado fang] LOGIC. It's the TEMPLE MEGAZORD, and it's BAD-ASS! Thanx so much Borock! XD
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Hehe, glad you like it guys.
I still think the parrot's wings should be included.
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Hehe, glad you like it guys.
I still think the parrot's wings should be included.
You can always improve upon it, Borock! 8D
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I still think the parrot's wings should be included.
Flight Mode! XD
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(http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj74/borockman/templemegazordwing.png)
He just drank Red Bull. 8D
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(http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj74/borockman/templemegazordwing.png)
He just drank Red Bull. 8D
Oh man, that's just too awesome Borock! I even updated the GoRPM to include the Wings, as it looks so much cooler with them!
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(http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj74/borockman/templemegazordwing.png)
He just drank Red Bull. 8D
RED BULL!
IT GIVES YOU WINGS! 8D
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How awesome was this update?
So awesome. XD
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awesome doesn't even begin to describe it, Jerry.
very nice touch with the end credits.
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Haha, thanx everyone! Who knows, I may do something with the Super Sloppy Samurai Slimer Squad later on! 8D
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Haha, thanx everyone! Who knows, I may do something with the Super Sloppy Samurai Slimer Squad later on! 8D
Great job as always. What was that based off of again?
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How awesome was this update?
So awesome. XD
Pretty much XD
(http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj74/borockman/templemegazord.png)
Why do I have to be the crotch? XD
Out of curiosity, what would have been the ending had I never said that piece of trivia last page?
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Great job as always. What was that based off of again?
Why, the Superhuman Samurai Syber Squad (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkA7bgcUt-I&feature=PlayList&p=F4D49EDAD49196B9&index=0&playnext=1), my young egoprentice!
Out of curiosity, what would have been the ending had I never said that piece of trivia last page?
LoL, who knows! 8)
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But the world must know! It MUST! D:
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But the world must know! It MUST! D:
LoL, I really don't know. I mean, the Rangers stuff is pretty easy, and funny, to write, but individual dialog just comes to me.
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Why do I have to be the crotch? XD
same reason why i'm a flying monkey.
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Awesome.
The only flaw I could find? You didn't do a rendition of Olmec's Legendary speech, prior to entering the temple! 8D
http://www.geocities.com/nicklegends/midis/olmec_advice.mid
Olmec: You could start by running up the stairs to the crypt. Grab the book from the skeletons, and pass into the Pit of the Pendulum! Knock over the column, and climb into the King's Storeroom! Smash the pots to find the key that will lead you into the Chamber of the Sacred Markings. Match the symbols on the right to the runes on the left and pass into the room of The Ancient Warriors! Place yourself in the correct armor and open the door to the Shrine of the Silver Monkey!!!
(I think even Olmec/Dee Baker, aka VIEWTIFUL JOE himself, enjoyed saying that lil phrase. But who doesn't?! 8D)
Assemble the statue and you may be headed toward The Room of the Secret Password. Find the tablet with the correct inscription and shout it out to open the door to The Pharaoh's Secret Passage. Slide down the tunnel to the quicksand bog, where you could smash through to The Dark Forest, but beware of the temple guard that may inhabit the trees! Find the key in the tree, and you'll enter the Jester's Court. Press yourself against the correct wall painting, and you'll gain entry to The Tomb of the Headless Kings! Pull the vines to release their bones, and attach the missing skull to its proper king! Then, race through the pit, climb through the ledges, race down the stairs and back through the gates.
The choices are yours and yours alone!
;)
There, NOW this topic is complete.
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LoL, I actually thought of doing that, but it was getting long! XD
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Why, the Superhuman Samurai Syber Squad (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkA7bgcUt-I&feature=PlayList&p=F4D49EDAD49196B9&index=0&playnext=1), my young egoprentice!
Oh man... I LOVED the show...
I think I still do... XD
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Jesus Christ, that [parasitic bomb] is old. I remember I used to watch it when I was a reall small kid on WB11 and I didn't know diddly squat of english. XD
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Why do I have to be the crotch? XD
Snake is the best choice compared to other animal zords. 8D
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(http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/4272/snakepu3.jpg)
Hurr hurr.
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Why, the Superhuman Samurai Syber Squad (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkA7bgcUt-I&feature=PlayList&p=F4D49EDAD49196B9&index=0&playnext=1), my young egoprentice!
Oh man... I LOVED the show...
I think I still do... XD
Jesus Christ, that [parasitic bomb] is old. I remember I used to watch it when I was a reall small kid on WB11 and I didn't know diddly squat of english. XD
I remember this show too, come to think of it...
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Man, it's good remembering the times one was a brat. XD
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Yeah, then it makes you feel so old... -_-
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Unleashing The Powah
Ninja Lou - “Okay, seriously you guys, I’m worried about PB!”
Quickie - “No you’re not. You’re playing Chrono Trigger.”
Ninja Lou - *playing Chrono Trigger* “I can do both! Anyway, I think he’s becoming a little obsessed with the Power Rangers. I mean, you clearly saw his insanity when his twisted imagination created the Hidden Temple Power Rangers, and some unknown hidden force brought his madness to life!”
Hitomi - “That was me, actually!”
Protoman Blues - “Yeah, and Lou, I’m right here. I met up with you over two hours ago.”
Ninja Lou - “...That was you?”
Protoman Blues - *shakes head in shame* “You thought I was just Crono with sunglasses, didn’t you?”
Ninja Lou - “....Look, what I thought isn’t important.”
Protoman Blues - *whispers to Quickie* “I’ve been saying that for years now!”
Ninja Lou - *hears Frog's theme in his head while walking* ”Stop whispering to Lucca, PB. Honestly, you have to be careful with what you think! Especially if Hitomi’s bringing your thoughts to reality.
Protoman Blues - “She’s like a sexy, asian Q, isn’t she?”
Hitomi - “Seriously Lou, you’re lucky I don’t make even a third of his thoughts reality. If you could see into his mind....”
Ninja Lou - “SEE! THAT’S MY POINT. You can’t encourage his obsessions anymore. No more twisted Power Rangers, no more Klingon Mating Ritual Monday’s at the Sex Shack, and no more Mango Lemonade Empanadas!”
Protoman Blues - “I thought you liked the Mango Lempanadas?”
Ninja Lou - “...I do...but the world just isn’t ready. I have to run to the bathroom. I’ll be right back.” *runs into Jericho’s Rump Shaker*
Quickie - *looks at PB* “So untrusting, isn’t he?”
Protoman Blues - “I know, right?” *sinister smile on his face*
Minutes Later...
Ninja Lou - *walks out of the Rump Shaker* “Damn, that was a long ass line in there. Why the hell is Aaron Waters hanging out with you?”
Protoman Blues - “Oh, no reason. He just came by to drop off the finished version of the new Power Rangers intro I asked him to write. Thanks Mr. Mighty RAW!”
Aaron Waters - “Not a problem, PB. Hope you like it!” *Teleports away, Power Ranger style*
Quickie - “Come on, lets here it!”
PB puts the tape into his PBB (Positronic BoomBox)
Ninja Lou - *facepalm* “Mala Suerte...”
You know you want to sing along! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkUa0fynN90&feature=channel_page)
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 RANGERS...ARCADE
♪ MORPH YOUR SOULS TO OLD SCHOOL GAMES, NOW!
PLAYING HARDER THAN EVER BEFORE!
RAAAAANNNGGGERRS ARCADE
GO POWER RANGERS
GO POWER RANGERS
GO POWER RANGERS
GO GO GO FLY
GO POWER RANGERS
GO POWER RANGERS
GO POWER RANGERS
AAAARRRRRRRRR
ARCADE
COIN SLOT MORPHERS! SAVE PLATFORMIA!
GO NOSTALGIC! LONG LIVE THE POWER
RAAAAANNNGGGERRS ARCADE
GO POWER RANGERS
GO POWER RANGERS
GO POWER RANGERS
GO GO GO FLY
GO POWER RANGERS
GO POWER RANGERS
GO POWER RANGERS
AAAARRRRRRRRR
ARCADE
*Protoman Blues, Hitomi, and Quickie begin rocking out while Ninja Lou looks on in shock*
GO POWER RANGERS
GO POWER RANGERS
GO POWER RANGERS
GO GO GO FLY
GO POWER RANGERS
GO POWER RANGERS
GO POWER RANGERS
AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
ARCADE
MORPH YOUR SOULS TO OLD SCHOOL GAMES, NOW!
PLAYING HARDER THAN EVER BEFORE!
RAAAAANNNGGGERRS ARCADE
GO POWER RANGERS
GO POWER RANGERS
GO POWER RANGERS
GO GO GO FLY
GO POWER RANGERS
GO POWER RANGERS
GO POWER RANGERS
GO GO GO FLY
GO POWER RANGERS
GO POWER RANGERS
GO POWER RANGERS
AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
ARCADE ♪
PB, Quickie, and Hitomi all have giant smiles on their faces
Ninja Lou - *looking on in horror* “...I’m going home...”
You know, I was thinking of giving Parody Lyrics a rest for a bit while writing a GoRPM for a change, but lo and behold I've just incorporated the two into another sick and twisted creation of mine. A catchy one too, if I do say so myself. Which I do!
I'm hoping to get back into these, as I want to continue to flex the writing brain as best I can. Not to mention that I have all these silly ideas in my head that I just feel like letting out. LoL, I shall probably continue with the Power Rangers Arcade at another date & time. Only my mind knows when. Heh, by that time, I'll probably have a Parody of Go. Fly. Win. in the works. As always, I hope you enjoy my madness.
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Oh yes, this is great. XD
And I can't wait to read more.
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That left me giggling to myself like a madman after I read it.
Reading that also gave me the thought of writing a song for RP Adventures. Don't know if I'm acutally going to go through with it.
So essentially, I giggled like a crazy person and felt inspired.
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Oh yes, this is great. XD
And I can't wait to read more.
Haha, thanx Jelly!
So essentially, I giggled like a crazy person and felt inspired.
Well then my work here is done! 8D
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Oh man, yet another hilarious story. I pity Lou. Hmm, do I need to pity him?
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Oh man, yet another hilarious story. I pity Lou. Hmm, do I need to pity him?
I prefer mentally abusing him, but to each his own! 8D
Oh, and Borock, I might have another Megazord or two that I'd be honored for you to draw! 8)
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Throw me your best megazords then! 8)
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That left me giggling to myself like a madman after I read it.
Same here XD
Nice to see you writing these again PB.
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Now I wanna cosplay as Lucca. XD
Poor Lou... His obsession with Chrono Trigger is perhaps mightier than my love of Star Wars. Possibly. Or they're just about equal. Well, I can safely say that I don't hear the Imperial March in my head and think the guy on the street is actually Han Solo! 8D
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Now I wanna cosplay as Lucca. XD
I'm sure many a RPMer would have no objections towards that at all. 8)
Poor Lou... His obsession with Chrono Trigger is perhaps mightier than my love of Star Wars. Possibly. Or they're just about equal. Well, I can safely say that I don't hear the Imperial March in my head and think the guy on the street is actually Han Solo! 8D
LoL, you spend every night looking over and editing/reviewing/reading Wookieepedia & the SWFanon site! XD
The most I do is do the Jedi Hand Fap every time the Subway Car Doors open.
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*Puts Lucca down on fan art to do list*
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*Puts Lucca down on fan art to do list*
I'm sure many a RPMer would have no objections towards that at all. 8)
This statement still holds true, especially with your Radical Art!
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I had the idea a while back when I was playing CT on my DS.
But just now it reminded me to put it on a list, so I wouldn't forget it.
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I had the idea a while back when I was playing CT on my DS.
But just now it reminded me to put it on a list, so I wouldn't forget it.
Good to know my GoRPM can inspire even that! 8)
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Man, that is too hilarious. XD
I can really imagine Lou's face at hearing that song... XD
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Tis my GoRPM. Read it now, it is a Gem!
In the ye old hot Sex Shack. We join PB, who’s in the back.
Protoman Blues - “Well hello there. How are you? What, you want a story too?
Here’s a tale that I shall tell. I shall try and narrate well.
Our tale begins with lack of fear. In the last month of the year.
A bold new member, all happy. Came waltzing in the Oekaki.”
SuperKitsu - “SuperKitsu is my name. There are some things I shall proclaim.
You all have been so very nice. You melt my heart like cubes of ice.
You’ve welcomed me with open arms. You’ve shown me joy, you’ve shown me charms.”
Protoman Blues - “Speaking of charms that are quite swell, there’s something I forgot to tell.
She had some sweet charms of her own. Most of the time, these charms were shown.
At first, some thought her mind was gone. As her clothes were never on.
For when the members looked at Kit, they’d see green nipples on her tit.”
SuperKitsu - “It’s true, it’s true. It can be seen. The nipples on my tits are green.
It must be strange, I sometimes think, to see nipples not brown or pink.
However, I am not ashamed. In fact, it means my nips are famed.
For they are neither pink, nor brown. I doubt that this will bring you down!”
Protoman Blues - “And so it is and so it was. These green nipples did cause a buzz.
A member here, a member there. Would stop and gawk, would stop and stare.
Kit then said, to guys and girls, that she does call her green nips “swirls.”
And soon, some members would admit, that they did like green nips on tits!”
Vixy - “I would lick them while I stream. I would lick them with whip cream.
I just love her swirls to bits. Yes, I love green nips on tits.”
Sub Tank - “I must say, I do approve. That girl has nothing else to prove.
They’ll be drawn as I see fit. Yes, I love green nips on tits!”
ACID - “Who cares the color they consist? To hate them would be nipple-ist.
I am neither crossed nor split. Yes, I love green nips on tits!”
Sky Child - “She looks like my Draco form. But her swirls do not deform.
We’re like twins, so I’ll say it. Yes, I love green nips on tits!”
Hitomi - “I can say, men don’t deserve, her yummy nips or sexy curves.
I shall have her naughty bits. Yes, I love green nips on tits!”
M.C. Hammer - “I would like to also chime. She stops ya’ll like Hammertime!
She’s just too legit to quit. Yes, I love green nips on tits!”
Star Wolf - “I can’t let you do that, Fox. Also, those green nipples rock.
What the heck, I just got hit. Yes, I love green nips on tits!”
Protoman Blues - “And thus some sexy art was made, as sweet as Mango Lemonade.
All through the town, the members cheer, HEY LOOK, A NAKED GIRL IS HERE.
As people danced and Sky composed, Kit soon went on to wear some clothes.
People never forgot the tale, for it was shown in such detail.
Through art and speech, plus in due time. I even made this Seuss-like rhyme.
But who can say why this was made. Perhaps it was for an art trade?
It’s possible I’ve lost my wits. But yeah, I love green nips on tits!”
SuperKitsu - “Either way, this has been fun, getting to talk to everyone.
I hope that I will be around, to catch you all on the rebound.
This place has been so nice to Kit, and not just because I have tits.
Although, I will admit with ease, I am a bit of a cocktease.
So pardon me while I go strip, while Peter goes and gets Cool Whip.”
Protoman Blues - “And that will end my Seuss-like rhyme. I hope you all tune in next time.
What will come out of my brain stem? Just read my GoRPM!”
You know, sometimes I must admit, I think that I have lost my wit.
But then a voice in my head says, "Just write some more you [tornado fang]ing spaz!"
And thus I think and thus I write and thus I let my mind take flight.
I can't even stop rhyming now, so I guess I will take a bow.
I hope you do enjoy this one. Cause writing it was loads of fun.
So now, I say, it's time for bed. It's time to rest my sexy head.
Which head, you ask? That's up to you! For now I bid you all adieu!
8D
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That practically is the best, though I love it like the rest. XD
Pardon my silly attempt at rhyming.
Seriously, that's one of the best GoRPM I've ever read.
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After reading this, I must agree.
This GoRPM is full of glee.
Of green tits and rhyming so,
I do believe you have me sold.
Ehh, yeah, awesome. XD
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*tears of joy* So beautiful~
I'm lesbian and bi so I admit, I do like green nips on tits~ >v<
Your creative writing as it's told, is a lovely sight to behold.
I also like to see, a cute rhyme fit for me.
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OH MY GOD.
ILU <3
*DIES OF HAPPY*
I absolutely love the part about Peter getting cool whip! XD
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That was awesome. Seriously though, this Seuss-like rhyme is just great.
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Thank you all so very much. It looks like I've still got the touch.
It just makes me smile to see, all your love and praise to me!
8D
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I very much agree, this is so lovely to see.
That your rhyme is warming our heart, like a delicious creamy tart.
RPM needs more of this flavor, so many lovely things to savor.
Thanks PB for this post, among the best to warm my heart the most. ^.^
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I've still got the touch.
You got the POWWWAAHHH~
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It's really simply to deduce, that this is just the strength of Seuss
But either way, I'm glad ya'll like. Perhaps next time, I'll grab the mic.
And then I'll rhyme for you out loud. Man, I'm so awesome. I'm so proud!
Posted on: May 13, 2009, 19:03:22
E3 Phone Home
At PB’s Sex Shack suddenly the phone starts ringing
Protoman Blues - “♪ Do Do, the money... Do Do, the money... ♪” *picks up phone* “Yes hello. Yes, this is Protoman Blues. You’ll have to speak up, I’m naked.....I know him, yes. Uh huh.....uh huh..... Really? How about that? How much will it be? Uh, yeah I’ll be right there. Thanx.”
Quickie - *naked in the jacuzzi* “Who was that?”
Protoman Blues - *getting dressed* “LAPD. Apparently Lou’s been arrested for something or other. I’m gonna go bail him out.”
Quickie - “...Okay, two questions. One, out of all people, why are you the one he’s turning to in order to bail him out? Two, how did LAPD catch him in the first place?
Protoman Blues - *Well, to answer your first question, trust me when I say that with all the stuff Lou’s pulled over the years, I’m actually his most reliable friend. As for the second question, well his story regarding that will be what he owes me for bailing him out! *grabs a handful of cash* Later baby! *teleports out*
Seconds later, at the Police Station, a whistle is heard from nowhere right before PB teleports in...
Protoman Blues - *throws cash at the officer* “That should about cover it. Keep the change.”
LAPD Officer - *opens cell* “Okay, you’re free to go!”
Protoman Blues - *greets Ninja Lou as he's walking out of his cell* “So, how was E3?”
Ninja Lou - “Look, before I tell you what happened, can we find a Jamba Juice? I’m thirsty as hell.”
Later, at Jamba Juice...
Ninja Lou - *ordering* “Orange Berry Blitz, thanx. You want anything? My treat!”
Protoman Blues - “Nah, I’m good.”
Ninja Lou - “Okay, so here’s what happened. Well, being my first time here, I was just blown away by the amount of games that were available to play. By far, Nintendo easily had the best booth. Sony’s was second, and Microsoft was a distant...DISTANT third. Anyway, I thought that it was in the best interests of...RPM that I bring back some gifts. So....I thought I’d steal some stuff. You know, for you guys.”
Protoman Blues - “Amazing how your mind works. Please, continue. You were saying something about best intentions?”
Ninja Lou - “Well...yeah. I wanted to get all the demos, but security....man I’ve never seen anything like it. I mean, those booth babes....[tornado fang]...”
Protoman Blues - “Wait, the booth babes?”
Ninja Lou - “The most advanced security force I’ve ever come across. Trained in every known martial art, armed & unarmed combat, with tech far beyond any I’ve ever seen before. Not to mention their rockin’ tits. Before I even tried anything, someone tried to run off with a PSP Go! and....well his own dick was in his mouth before he even left Sony’s area.”
Protoman Blues - “How’d the PSP Go! handle anyway?”
Ninja Lou - “Very nice, actually! Anyway, I knew I was going to need some help on this one, so I called in a favor from Carmen Sandiego. We did a job together a while back on a rare pair of Katanas. The sex was incredible!”
Protoman Blues - “Fascinating.”
Ninja Lou - “So, she was there with me the next day, and we had managed to come up with a plan to get out with everything. That night, we had sex.”
Protoman Blues - “Man, she’s just a horny little thief, isn’t she?”
Ninja Lou - “SHE’S. A. WHORE. When I woke up the next morning, I found a PSP Go! lying on me, not to mention being surrounding by at least 40 LA Cops.”
Protoman Blues - “So? That shouldn’t have been a problem for you.”
Ninja Lou - “I was...a little tied up at the time...”
Protoman Blues - “How’d you get ti...”
Ninja Lou - “It’s best that you don’t ask. Anyway, I got a note from her in prison. Turns out, someone wanted my Shurikens for some reason, and they hired her to get them from me. [tornado fang]ing [sonic slicer].”
Protoman Blues - “Oh you’re just upset that she’s a better thief than you are!”
Ninja Lou - *grabs Orange Berry Blitz* “.....Shut up!”
Protoman Blues - *walking out of Jamba Juice* “So, good trip over all?”
Ninja Lou - “Oh yeah. Can’t wait to come back next year!”
PB and Ninja Lou teleport away. Meanwhile, at Dr. Wily II’s lab...
Carmen Sandiego - *hands Shurikens to Dr. Wily II* “Pleasure doing business with you.” *jumps onto rope and her plane flies off*
Asena - “Looks like everything is going according to plan!”
Dr. Wily II - “Yes, my darling. Everything is!” *laughs maniacally as he begins working on a secret new Robot Master*
Hurray for free time. Now that I'm done with my internship & my classes this semester, I hope to write more of these. LoL, hopefully some of you are still interested. 8)
Anyway, here we have my version of what Ninja Lou told me about how his trip to E3 was. Granted, I altered some things around, but not much! Also, what is Dr. Wily II up to anyway? Hmmmmmm, looks like we've got another mystery on our hands! XD
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Haha. That an E3 Trip to remember. Great way to up my spirits!
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I want some Jamba juice now.
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Man, I love these so much. Bravo PB. XD
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Huh I never took Ninja Lou as a theif. Did he try to get me a Golden Sun DS demo?
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XD
It's always DWII fault isn't it!?
I think he wanted to create Ninjalou man.
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Aww, how nice of Lou in wanting to steal all the stuff for us?
Plus hiring Carmen Sandiego? Awesome sauce. XD
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But what I REALLY love, is that ending...
Man, I even surprised myself! 8D
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Super Plagiaristic Bastard
One evening, a meeting is being held at Vixy’s Game Corner...
Protoman Blues - “Thank you all for coming at this hour. I’ve called you all here for something very important.”
Ninja Lou - “What’s going on? Are we under attack from the Evil Mirror Universe again?”
Vixy - “Is Sparkvernia preparing to invade?
Hitomi Agada - “Are you out of Mango Lemonade?”
Asena - “Bad dream?”
Wanderer - “Your Wii is broken?”
Asena - “JUST TELL US. WHAT’S GOING ON?”
Protoman Blues - “Well, after thinking long and hard about this, I’ve decided to make my own game series.”
Asena - “.......I’m going back to bed.”
Jericho - “Hang on, Asena. For all we know, this could be good.”
Ninja Lou - “No. No it won’t.”
Vixy - “So, what’s it about?”
Protoman Blues - “Well I don’t want to give anything away yet. I brought the prototype with me here tonight, but I can’t release it yet, due to...well, a little legal trouble.”
Ninja Lou - *thinks about it for a second* “...No...you didn’t do what I think you did...”
Wanderer - “What legal troubles?”
Protoman Blues - “Well, apparently they claim that I’m ripping off another game franchise...or three. I don’t know. If you ask me, it’s all a bunch of hogwash and poppycock.”
Ninja Lou - *whispers to Hitomi* “If he unveils what I think he’s going to, we have to hurt him.”
Hitomi Agada - *whispers back to Ninja Lou* “You say that about everything he does.”
Jericho - *whispers to Lou* “Why are we whispering?”
Asena - *whispers to Jericho* “What?”
Jericho - “I said why are we whispering?”
Protoman Blues - “Whispering?”
Jericho - *pauses* “...Sorry.”
Vixy - “Well don’t keep us in suspense, PB. Show us the game!”
Protoman Blues - “Very well. I give you, the next big game franchise...” *takes covers off arcade machine* “SUPER PB BROS.”
Everyone simple stares in awe and somewhat disgust. Jericho almost vomits in his mouth
Asena - “....NOW, I’m going to bed.” *Asena disappears*
Vixy - “...Um, honey...”
Protoman Blues - “I know, I know. You’re impressed, but please, let me finish. Super PB Bros. is loosely based on me, PB. He has to save Princess Portobello from the clutches of the evil General Goopa, general of the Goopa Troopas. Here, lemme play a little bit of the game for you.”
Before PB can start playing, two Katanas, one blue Beam Saber, and five Magic Missiles destroy the arcade machine
Ninja Lou - “GET HIM, WANDA!”
Wanderer - *yells out* "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
All of them rush PB and tie him up. Later, they take him to the shoreline and tie him to a makeshift raft.
Protoman Blues - “But guys, you didn’t even play it yet.”
Hitomi kicks the raft and sends it out to sea. Vixy blows PB a kiss, then walks off with the rest.
Protoman Blues - *yells out from the ocean* "I WROTE THE THEMMEEE!"
The Super PB Bros. Theme (http://rapidshare.com/files/262626838/Super_PB_Bros_1.m4a.html)
LoL, I think I'm getting worse and worse at updating these. I don't know if I'm getting worse and worse at comedy because of it. Haha, I'll let you guys be the judge. Either way, this GoRPM is a homage to a former member, who managed to make me laugh, and laugh hard, at his idea for a game series. It inspired me to actually write lyrics so that Super PB Bros. would have a theme for you all to sing along too. Well, I hope to keep writing as well. Just keep me away from anime, games, or simply threaten me, and hopefully I won't stop. Either way, here are the lyrics to Super PB. Bros. Enjoy! 8)
Super PB Bros. by Protoman Blues
♪ Play Super PB Brothers and I guarantee you’ll have a good time
Money goes towards making more sequels of Super PB Brothers
If you’re looking to have a good time tonight
Have I got a game just for you!
It’s a challenge for anyone to beat this.
Yes it’s true.
No this game doesn’t rip off any others
That’s a filthy lie & untrue
Even this song is truly original
PB too!
You’ll fight Moobahs and Goopa Troopas. And some Bort Bullets too.
Super PB Brothers is the best.
Play Super PB Brothers and I guarantee you’ll have a good time
Money goes towards making more sequels of Super PB Brothers
I don’t know what the big deal is. Why are the lawyers getting on my case?
They must think I’ve copied some game. But that’s just crazy, I know.
PB’s an Italian robot who is a plumber and a two-tailed fox.
If that sounds like someone you know, then you’re just totally wrong.
You’ll fight Moobahs and Goopa Troopas. And some Bort Bullets too.
Super PB Brothers is the best.
I’m sick of these accusations. Super PB Brothers’ still getting made.
I’ll take this to court if I must. That’s right, I’m going to sue! ♪
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This probably made me laugh more than it should have, due to where you obviously got the idea.
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We are setting you adwift fwiend...
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Yay I'm in, and with the villains !
Why did we steal Lou's shuriken? We could have him side with us directly XD
Did you put the link for sung version?
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But of course I put the link for me singing! 8D
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I love how I was both the only one giving it a chance and the one with the strongest "DO NOT WANT" reaction in the group after it was unveiled. Very true to life there. XD
Meanwhile, I must say that it was a brilliant homage to our former member. It needed more "official recognization from Nintendo" however. 8D
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please tell me i casted magic missile D:
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please tell me i casted magic missile D:
You casted Magic Missile!
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I'll bet I was the one in the background
wondering when PB would go back to sexing up RS-Rock thinking "BAN THIS TOOL!" XD
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I'll bet I was the one in the background wondering when PB would go back to sexing up RS-Rock thinking "BAN THIS TOOL!" XD
LoL, oh Gonzie! Hopefully Rock will come and rescue me in Rush Marine! 8D
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I still find this thread the highlight of my days. XD
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I don't think you're getting worse at the comedy yet, but I never expected this. XD
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I still find this thread the highlight of my days. XD
Awwww that's so sweet. Thanx Wanda! 8)
I don't think you're getting worse at the comedy yet, but I never expected this. XD
Remember what I taught you, young one. Expect the unexpected.
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I don't seem to remember you teaching me that...I think.
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Oh. Well then, expect the unexpected! 8)
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... PB. You are a genius.
I'LL TAKE 10! 8D
Ahem, that was just brilliant, really.
What a homage it was. XD *downloads theme*
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Hitomi The Negotiator
It is a dark and stormy night. Protoman Blues can be seen walking out of his Sex Shack in a black trench and a fedora.
“It was the chance of a lifetime. An expansion so grand, it could only be imagined by Quest or Venture-like super scientists. This city, no, this world is in need of what I have to offer them. However, a project of this magnitude would take more than a simple bottle of Mango Lemonade to pay off. It would require a substantial price, some careful bargaining, but most of all, it would require dealing with...her.”
PB’s can see Hitomi’s Shack of Weaponry in the distance.
“Hitomi Agada. A negotiator of the highest caliber, with eyes that can pierce into wallets and strip them clean before the contract has even been signed. Since her brother was the one who made me the offer, there was no choice but to go through her. I wish there was another way, but despite everything I’m about to go through, I’m always excited to deal with the best of the best in any field.”
PB walks into Hitomi's Shack of Weaponry
Hitomi Agada - “You’re late, PB!”
Protoman Blues - “Had to make sure my shack was looked after.”
Hitomi Agada - “Checking if all your guests are lovin' properly?”
Protoman Blues - “That’s PBPB’s job. You know that better than anyone!”
Hitomi Agada - “Okay, enough small talk. Let’s get down to business. And if you start taking off your pants, I’ll chop it the [tornado fang] off!”
Protoman Blues - *taking off coat* “Business first and pleasure later, my dear. Isn’t Yoshi here?”
Hitomi Agada - “I’m handling negotiations. His presence isn’t needed here!”
Meanwhile, on the moon...
Tsuyoshi - *working on the Wellington MkII while wearing sunglasses* “I hope she gets me that bottle of Mango Lemonade.”
Back at the Shack...
Hitomi Agada - “You think my brother would do this for you for a single bottle of Mango Lemonade?”
Protoman Blues - “Three bottles?”
Hitomi Agada - “Get the hell out of my shack!”
Protoman Blues - “Only kidding, of course. Now look, what about the Wii that Lou owes you?”
Hitomi Agada - “If this was a simple upgrade, that might be acceptable. But we’re also allowing you the area where it will be, so a Wii is still not enough.”
Protoman Blues - *drinks Mango Lemonade* “How about a lightsaber?”
Hitomi Agada - *drinking Vodka Martini* “...you do realize you’re in a shack of [tornado fang]ing WEAPONRY, don’t you?”
Protoman Blues - “Still, this one says “Bad [chameleon sting]er” on it.”
Hitomi Agada - “...not good enough.”
Meanwhile at Lou’s Training Ground, Lou is sparring against Flame, Fxeni, and Jericho...
Flame - “Lou, you okay? Why’d you stop?”
Ninja Lou - “...I don’t know. I just have this funny feeling that something bad is about to happen.”
Fxeni - “Like a Spider-Sense?”
Ninja Lou - “...More like an [dark hold]-Sense...”
Jericho, Flame, & Fxeni look at each other...
Jericho - “PB?”
Flame - “PB!”
Fxeni - “Definitely PB!”
Back at the Shack of Weaponry...
Protoman Blues - “...That wasn’t part of the deal, Hitomi. Nor was giving Lou to this Bounty Hunter!”
IG-88 - “HEL.LO!”
Hitomi Agada - “I am altering the deal. PRAY I don’t alter it any further!”
Protoman Blues - “...Okay, so here’s the offer so far. I get the place and the space, and in return Lou gets you a Lightsaber, your own Valkyrie, and a Wii, and I will get you some of his DNA so you can create Nocturne Lycan Ninja Laura! Also, IG-88 here gets to take Ninja Lou, dead.”
IG-88 - “ACTUALLY. I. NEED. HIM. ALIVE.”
Hitomi Agada - “Don’t forget, Yoshi & I have free access to the place at all times, whenever we want!”
Protoman Blues - “Well, I thought that went without saying. Besides, when have I ever cheated you before?”
Hitomi Agada - “Your cheap ass prize for that Pokemon tournament, and then there was the...”
Protoman Blues - “Okay okay. Point taken. Well, I believe that’s everything. Anything else?”
Hitomi Agada - “No. These terms are acceptable. Negotiations are over.” *shakes PB’s hand*
Protoman Blues - *shakes Hitomi’s hand* “Deal. Oh man, I can’t wait!”
Hitomi Agada - “You can and you will, actually. Construction of this magnitude will take time!”
Protoman Blues - “Well I know I’ve hired the right person! Pleasure doing business with you! Here’s a complimentary bottle of Mango Lemonade as well. Later!” *grabs coat and walks out as Hitomi beams back to the Moon*
Back on the Moon...
Tsuyoshi - *working on the Wellington MkII while wearing sunglasses“ So how’d it go?
Hitomi Agada - “He agreed to it. Here’s your bottle.” *tosses Mango Lemonade to Yoshi*
Tsuyoshi - *catches it without looking* “Thanx. Get anything for yourself?”
Hitomi Agada - “Just some odds and ends!”
Back at the Shack...
IG-88 - “...SO....I'LL. JUST. WAIT. FOR. LOU. HERE, THEN!”
The opening italic speech of this is meant to be PB's inner monologue as he's walking towards Hitomi's. Sort of like Big O. Hell, that's what I was listening to as I was writing it. Very noir-ish. Either way, it figures that a negotiation between Hitomi & myself, involving Yoshi & Lou, would consist of us making deals without either of them present. Also, IG-88 for no reason! XD
What did I just make a deal for though? You'll have to wait and see to find out! 8D
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I totally expected Hitomi in a giant [tornado fang]ing megadeus
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we have not come to terms.
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[insert Lethal Weapon 4 laughter] Cant wait for part 2! ^^
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XD
Looking forward to the next part, I want to see what THAT is.
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Ass-hole sense tingling!!
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Ass-hole sense tingling!!
Oh come on? Don't you want a Female Lycan version of yourself to spar with? 8D
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Nice as always, should be interesting to see the follow-up to this 8D
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Wow though this kinda makes me wonder what kinda job I want to get here for some really strange reason, since I don't want to work at the shack. But why sick a bounty hunter on Lou?
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Lou enjoys sparring with difficult opponents... isn't that right Lou?
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Lou enjoys sparring with difficult opponents... isn't that right Lou?
Very true! ;)
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LoL its true. The better the opponent the better I get. =) We all need to play brawl together soon
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But why sick a bounty hunter on Lou?
I didn't sick the bounty hunter on him. I'm just giving Lou up to him!
Who did sick the bounty hunter on him though? Who indeed. [eyebrow]
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Well, I wanted a Wii as well, so... -_-
Anywho... cute. The monologue and "[dark hold]-sense" made me laugh. XD
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Who did sick the bounty hunter on him though? Who indeed. [eyebrow]
Wil
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Wil
REALLY? WIL? WITH. WHAT. MONEY? These are BOUNTY HUNTERS! They don't exactly accept Magic Beans!
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Hmm it had to be someone with a lot of money and maybe a grudge against Lou or not.
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it was PB.
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it was PB.
LoL, I'd never hire a bounty hunter on Lou. Just like I'd never want him dead. Who else would I torment? XD
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Hoohoo, what's this? two new entries in GoRPM?
Lol hilarious, love the parody of certain member.
Hmm, the last one is lol, can't wait for the part 2.
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LoL, I'd never hire a bounty hunter on Lou. Just like I'd never want him dead. Who else would I torment? XD
sure you don't, Joker.
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Great story PB. Needed more tomatoes though. 8D
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What the... XD
Oh boy, I have a bad feeling about this... Big project of yours...
... Can't wait to see part 2. XD
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We Have Come To Terms
A few weeks after PB’s meeting with Hitomi...
“It’s been a few weeks since my meeting with Hitomi. I’m not sure if construction has begun yet on SexStation 2069, or even if Tsuyoshi got even a sip of the Mango Lemonade that I gave to her. In fact, there are a lot of things I’m unsure of now. It’s been a week since I’ve been to the Sex Shack, so was PBPB handling everything okay? Did Lou ever deliver those Wii's to Super Kitsu in exchange for knowledge of the Succubus Spell of Serathe? Would the Shield Generator hold up for much longer?”
Flame - “Um, PB?”
Protoman Blues - *turns around in his automatic chair* “Sorry Flame, I was deep in thought. What’s up?”
Flame - “Well, I just wanted to know how you liked the place so far?”
Protoman Blues - “Oh, it’s fantastic. I mean, the Earth looks awesome from up here!”
The scene pulls away from the window to the site of PB’s Intergalactic Sex Shack orbiting the Earth.
Flame - “So when can I expect the full payment for this?”
Protoman Blues - “Well you have the money and secret Erotic Potion #17 recipe that I gave you. Ninja Lou should be dropping off your Wii’s soon.” *touches Comm-Link* “OrbitMan. Status report on the shields!”
OrbitMan - *walking around Engineering with balls orbiting around his head* “Aye Captain, the shield is holding. The generator down on the planet is a powerful lass. She’ll hold together till we’re 100% ready.”
Protoman Blues - “Excellent work, OrbitMan. Keep me posted!” *touches Comm-Link again* “CometWoman. How goes the construction on the Concave Dish Eroticism Beam Superlaser?”
CometWomen - *her tits are giant comets* “Well as I’ve mentioned, we cannot create a giant beam that will destroy a planet population’s inhibitions and make them horny, for both technological and moral reasons. But, we’ve been able to create one that will localize an entire city or town. That’s all your getting!”
Protoman Blues - *sigh* “Very well. Proceed on schedule then.” *turns to Flame* “My own robots and they talk back.”
Flame - “When did you get Robot Masters?”
Protoman Blues - “I asked Dr. Wily II to build me some galactic inspired Robot Masters to help run the ISS. I figured they’d be good for space operations, plus CometWoman has giant comets for tits! You know, Cometits!”
Flame - “.....Okay then. Well, I should be off.”
Protoman Blues - “Very well then.” *touches Comm-Link* “GalaxyMan, report to the bridge!”
Flame - “GalaxyMan?”
Protoman Blues - “Well I figured I’d need a vet to show these newbies around. Plus, I’ve had Dr. Wily II modify GalaxyMan so he fits in with the place better!” *hears music coming from the Turbo Lift* “Ah, here he comes now!”
As the Turbo Lift doors open, GalaxyMan in his new Disco UFO mode comes flying out, playing his Galaxy Fantasy loudly through his speakers.
Flame - *Galaxy Fantasy blaring into his ears* “That doesn’t turn off, does it?”
Protoman Blues - “Why would it? GalaxyMan, escort Flame to Transporter Room 3, and make sure he beams down with his clothes on!”
GalaxyMan - *constantly playing Galaxy Fantasy* “Aye Aye, Bay-bee!”
Protoman Blues - *“We’re having problems with the Transporter’s clothes removal feature. Hopefully it’s fixed by now. Have a safe trip!” *starts bopping his head to Galaxy Fantasy*
Flame - “...what have I done...”
Meanwhile, back at Greedo’s Cantina, in the Carbon Freezing Chamber...
Ninja Lou - *captured in a restraining force field* “But I just don’t understand why, Quickie? Why would you send this Bounty Hunter trash after me?”
IG-88 - “UM, I’M. STAND.ING. RIGHT. HERE...”
Quickie - “You were suppose to deliver a few Wii’s to the Cantina over a month ago, but it seems you dropped your cargo at the first sign of trouble, like a pansy-ass. I swear, why is delivering cargo so [tornado fang]ing difficult for some people?”
Ninja Lou - “...I don’t know what you’re talking about. I’ve never even been in the cargo business before, and I never agreed to such a thing.”
Quickie - “Enough of your lies. Hitomi handled the negotiations personally. You were to deliver 4 Wii’s to the Cantina, and in exchange PB and I gave her a T-14 Hyperdrive for a J-Type Nubian.”
IG-88 - “IT. WAS. A. FAIR. DEAL.”
Ninja Lou - *being put on the Carbon Freezing Machine, all confused* “B-but.......WHAT?”
Quickie - “Since I don’t have any Wii’s in my Cantina yet, I’ll need a new decoration for the place until I can get some. Jawas, lower him in!”
Jawa - “OOOOH TI DI!”
Ninja Lou - *being lowered into the Carbon Freezing Chamber and thinking back to recent events* “W-wait a minute. This explains EVERYTHING. THE CALLS, THE DEMANDS, THE ATTACKS! THOSE TWO BACKSTABBING... Quickie, wait. Listen. It’s not my fault.”
Quickie - “Bah, spare me your rebel excuses!”
Ninja Lou - *still being lowered* “B-but I can get you the Wii’s. I-In fact, why’d didn’t you just buy Wii’s instead of paying much more money for a bounty hunt...” *frozen in Carbonite*
Quickie - *handing money to IG-88* “That’ll teach him to go back on our deal!”
IG-88 - *taking money from Quickie* “I. AM. GO.ING. TO. BUY. A. P.S.THREE.”
See, Lou's gotta start delivering on those Wii's and not go back on his agreements, or else he gets frozen in Carbonite. 8D
Well, with the ISS almost finished, and the SexStation 2069 currently under construction, everything seems to be going PB's way. OR IS IT? Well yes, it is, but for how long, who knows? After all, can Dr. Wily II be trusted to build me obedient Robot Masters? Will Hitomi & Tsuyoshi attack me for having another space station after I negotiated one from them? Will Lou ever be free of the Carbonite? Will Flame ever make another appearance? STAY TUNED!
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Yay! I now have a new desk!
(http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o304/quirk6/carbonite.jpg)
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Your room must look so lively
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Yay! I now have a new desk!
(http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o304/quirk6/carbonite.jpg)
I guess everything worked out in the end!
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So Lou was taking some the Wii's to me so I could reveal the Succubus Spell of Serathe?
I bet I'm gonna teleport into a coffee cup just like the last time. Which reminds me, I gotta go and change somethings about my little file on Kitsu lol.
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You already revealed to me the Succubus Spell of Serathe. LoL, Lou still owes you the Wii though! 8)
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Call me stupid, but the funniest thing that happened in that chapter out of the blue was IG-88's final decision. "I. AM. GO.ING. TO. BUY. A. P.S.THREE."
Classic. XD
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Call me stupid, but the funniest thing that happened in that chapter out of the blue was IG-88's final decision. "I. AM. GO.ING. TO. BUY. A. P.S.THREE."
Classic. XD
It's the little things like that which make me happy to hear! 8)
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I can't wait to show up randomly!
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I can't wait to show up randomly!
Randomly is what I do best! XD
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Very nice references all across the board there, PB. Very nice 8D
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So Quickie sent the bounty hunter...I wouldn't put it past her but, dang. Poor Lou I hope he gets out...if it's possible, I don't know, I don't watch Star Wars movies. I bet even though Quickie did have enough money to buy a Wii she did just to to make Lou suffer. XD
I can't wait to show up randomly!
I wish I could too.
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I bet even though Quickie did have enough money to buy a Wii she did just to to make Lou suffer. XD
She sure did! 8D
I wish I could too.
Oh, you know I love having you in my Egoprentice!
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... After reading that...
I feel like spriting up Orbit Man and Comet Woman. XD
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You're more than welcome too! 8D
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Alright... Goes into the list of plan to do... >0<
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Haha, nice hilarious story per usual.
Hmm, a non stop Galaxyman soundtrack, I can dig that. XD
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Hmm, a non stop Galaxyman soundtrack, I can dig that. XD
Haha, I'm glad I'm not the only one! XD
Can't you just hear the opening beat with words... "COMEON-ANDWON'TYOU-DANCETOMY...GA-LAX-Y FAN-TAS-Y..."
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You should write infinetly! Can't wait for next post.
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A Common Sense of Justice
In the RPM Court Hall of Justice, the honorable Judge DominicanZero presides over a case...
CephiYumi - *holding up a picture of PB’s right leg covered in hot soup* “...and as you can see in Exhibit R here, my client’s leg was scalded by the hot soup. The evidence is clear, ladies and gentleman of the jury. There was no warning of any kind that my client would be harmed, in any way, by eating the bowl of Sourdough Bread before having the Chicken soup inside of it. When people see bread on the table, they eat it. As I stated earlier, the statistical chart, which I displayed as Exhibit K, shows that more people eat the bread before the meal itself, be it soup, salad, appetizer, and the majority of entrees out there, like chicken, steak, salmon, and so on. The emotional damage that Protoman Blues has suffered due to this event just...well it just breaks my heart. No one should have to suffer through this kind of trauma, simply because restaurants are not putting clear warnings that when ordering Soup in a Bread Bowl, one should not eat the bread first. That is why we respectfully ask that you allocate him the sum of $25 Million Dollars to help him get through this. I trust you will make the right decision. Thank you.”
Protoman Blues - *as Cephi sits down next to him* “You know, I think that went very well.”
DominicanZero - *stunned in utter disbelief* “.....You need to get the [tornado fang] out of my courtroom right now. NEXT [tornado fang]ing CASE!” *bangs gavel loudly*
Moments later, outside the court room...
CephiYumi - “I’m so sorry, PB. I did my best.”
Protoman Blues - *hugs Cephi* “Oh don’t worry, Cephi. I had this bet with Quickie that I could get a quick $25 Million doing something stupid. I lost. Looks like I’m her slave tonight.”
CephiYumi - “S-Slave?”
Protoman Blues - *gets out wallet* “Never you mind. Now, here’s what I owe you for your services today. I really appreciate you doing this for me.”
CephiYumi - “It was no trouble at all. I had no other cases today, and I was kinda bored. You didn’t even have to pay me.”
Protoman Blues - “Nonsense. I always pay what I owe, no matter what. Also, here are some free passes to SexStation 2069. Come on up when you get some free time!”
CephiYumi - “Oh neato. I can’t wait to see it....the STATION I mean. I can’t wait to see the station!” *blushes*
Protoman Blues - “Hehe, silly! Catch you later.” *teleports out*
Later that night, in Quickie’s office at Greedo’s Cantina, a mysterious figure is using the control panel on Quickie’s desk, after tipping it over and removing the glass from the top. The Carbonite around Ninja Lou starts to glow, and after a while, he is free.
Mysterious Figure - “Relax. You’re free of the Carbonite.”
Ninja Lou - *shivering slightly* “I-I can’t see.”
Mysterious Figure - “The lights are off right now. Hang on...” *turns the lights on*
Ninja Lou - *rubbing eyes* “I still can’t see.”
Mysterious Figure - “Oh right, the hibernation sickness. That’ll pass.”
Ninja Lou - “How long?”
Mysterious Figure - “I don’t [tornado fang]ing know. Look, it’s not permanent. Your eyesight will return. Quit being a baby...”
Ninja Lou - *puzzled* “I m-meant how long have I been frozen?”
Mysterious Figure - “Ohhh. About 2 weeks or so.”
Ninja Lou - “B-b-bastards. Where am I?”
Mysterious Figure - “What is this, twenty questions? I can see why she froze you. You’re in Quickie’s office! She was using you as a table. Anything else?”
Ninja Lou - *really puzzled* “Umm...w-who are you?”
Mysterious Figure reveals herself to be Asena...
Asena - “Someone who thinks PB is an Ass!”
Ninja Lou - “Asena. Oh thank yo...wait, why did you rescue me?”
Asena - *facewing* “Listen, can we just go already? It’s getting late, I’ve gotta help Dr. Wily out in a couple hours, and I’ve still gotta shower, do my antenna and everything. You were on the way, OKAY?”
Ninja Lou - *shivering and kinda sad* “Okay.” *grabs Asena and begins to teleport away* “...I don't owe you a Wii for this, do..” *teleports away*
Minutes later as PB & Quickie enter the room kissing each other...
Quickie - *kissing PB then sees her office* “HEY! What the hell happened to my table?”
Protoman Blues - *wearing a Leia Slave Girl Bikini and chain around his neck* “Hmmmmm, someone must’ve freed Lou. Bummer! Now where are we going to do it?”
Quickie - “TO THE RANCOR RAVE CAVE OF JUBILATION!” *pulls on PB’s chain*
The next day at PB’s Sex Shack...
Protoman Blues - *rubbing neck* “Uhhh...what a night.” *touches intercom* “Hold my calls today, ChAAAAAHHHH” *a Shuriken pierces PB’s hand as Ninja Lou appears on his desk*
Ninja Lou - *brandishing swords* “YOU PIECE OF [parasitic bomb]! YOU’RE DEAD!”
Protoman Blues - “I’ve got two tickets to the Yankees postseason game coming up!” *holds up tickets with non-shurikened hand*
Ninja Lou - “They made the postseason? Awesome.” *puts away swords* “What time do we have to be there?”
Protoman Blues - “I’d say 6. Meet me here Wednesday around 5?”
Ninja Lou - “Definitely. I’ll see you then. I’m catching a foul ball this time! You’ll see!” *before teleporting away, throws another shuriken at PB’s leg*
Protoman Blues - *pulling shurikens out of body* “......totally worth it!”
A silly example of how my twisted mind works. This GoRPM was spawned from a combination of silly ideas in my head, as well as a somewhat conclusion to the Ninja Lou in Carbonite part. I was in a sammich shop on Saturday and saw Soup in a Bread Bowl on the menu. So, I got to thinking, I wonder if anyone could actually sue for eating the bread first, like an idiot. Then I had an image in my head of Cephi in the Phoenix Wright pose yelling SUBJECTION for no real reason, other than I think it's funny. And well, there we are.
Be sure to catch the adventures of CephiYumi: Attorney at Awwwwwwwwwww, coming up next on PIX11, the new home of the CW. owob
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XDD Slave Leia. Oh man. I'm picturing that right now and it's gotta be the funniest thing I've ever pictured.
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XDD Slave Leia. Oh man. I'm picturing that right now and it's gotta be the funniest thing I've ever pictured.
I thought you might like that! You're totally free to draw it too, if you so desire. HO HO HO HO HO 8)
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I wonder how many times Ninja Lou Table got used for purposes other than holding inanimate objects 8D
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Ninja Lou - *brandishing swords* “YOU PIECE OF [parasitic bomb]! YOU’RE DEAD!”
Protoman Blues - “I’ve got two tickets to the Yankees postseason game coming up!” *holds up tickets with non-shurikened hand*
Ninja Lou - “They made the postseason? Awesome.” *puts away swords* “What time do we have to be there?”
Protoman Blues - “I’d say 6. Meet me here Wednesday around 5?”
Ninja Lou - “Definitely. I’ll see you then. I’m catching a foul ball this time! You’ll see!” *before teleporting away, throws another shuriken at PB’s leg*
Protoman Blues - *pulling shurikens out of body* “......totally worth it!”
Lol, too [tornado fang]ing easy!
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That lawsuit you made up was almost as bad/hilarious as the one person who sued McDonaldss because their kids got fat from eating there so often. XD
Good job on this one PB.
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Exactly! haha very nice, PB.
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CephiYumi: Attorney at Awwwwwwwwwww?
FUND IT XD
Fun read PB, especially so of you in a slave Leia outfit. XD
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“They made the postseason?
Like there was any doubt.
Slave PB would make a hilarious picture.
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That was awesome love the song!
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I didn't know there were such things as soup in bread bowls o.o I think I've seen salad ones but not soup, very funny though >w< :cookie: <3
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I wonder how many times Ninja Lou Table got used for purposes other than holding inanimate objects 8D
[eyebrow]
Lol, too [tornado fang]ing easy!
That's usually how it works!
That lawsuit you made up was almost as bad/hilarious as the one person who sued McDonaldss because their kids got fat from eating there so often. XD
Oh, I was trying to channel my "stupid lawsuit scam" brain for this. Looks like it worked!
Exactly! haha very nice, PB.
Thanx Asena! XD
CephiYumi: Attorney at Awwwwwwwwwww?
FUND IT XD
Fun read PB, especially so of you in a slave Leia outfit. XD
I'm all for the funding of CephiYumi: Attorney at Awwwwwwww
Like there was any doubt.
Slave PB would make a hilarious picture.
Hahaha, everyone loves Slave PB. Looks like Quickie will have to draw this one day.
That was awesome love the song!
Thanx Umasi! Always great to have a new fan!
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I didn't know there were such things as soup in bread bowls o.o I think I've seen salad ones but not soup, very funny though >w< :cookie: <3
Oh yeah, they have Soup in Bread Bowls, which are actually quite delicious! If you ever see it, I recommend it, my dear Attorney at Awwwwwww!
Thanks everyone. I'll try to keep this updated better going forward.
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Wow, that was hilarious. Is that how things usually go with you and Lou? XD
Speaking about lawsuits, I think I'll sue you for not being able to unsee you in the Leia slave costume D:
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Is it wrong for me to think that seeing PB in a princess Leia slave costume was hilariously disturbing, but mostly just disturbing?
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It wouldn't matter which of the PBs that wears it. I wouldn't mind wearing it myself~ Pretty Bunny Protogal Blues would look good wearing it too. ^^ </wii>
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I'm a little late, but; Great stories as alwaays, PB! (Man, I really suck at complimenting/commenting on people's stuff)
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JUSTICE HIGH BEAMS
We now join Vixy & PB in shackles on a wall in Czar Sparky’s Dungeon of Decay...
Vixy - “Don’t worry, PB. I’m sure that they are coming to rescue us.”
Protoman Blues - “I’m sure they are too, Vixy. But we can’t take that chance. We have to get ourselves out of here.”
Vixy - “Can we get out though?”
Protoman Blues - “Of course we can. They forgot one key thing when they took us captive!”
Vixy - “What’s that, muffin?”
Protoman Blues - “They forgot to take my sunglasses!” *starts swiveling head around*
In a completely unrealistic action sequence, PB manages to fling his trademark sunglasses off like a boomerang, which manages to fly all the way to the other side of the room and with pinpoint accuracy, hit the release button for the shackles, freeing both him and Vixy
Vixy - *rubbing wrists from being shackled* “Wow. I never knew you could do that!”
Protoman Blues - *using glasses cleaner and cloth to clean shades* “It was nothing. Sadly, this dungeon is blocking my powers though.”
Vixy - *tries to summon her super heart powers* “My powers too. That dastardly Sparky.”
Protoman Blues - “Looks like the only way out is to overload the power drain generator. Are you thinking what I’m thinking, honey?” *thinking about having sex while waiting to be rescued*
Vixy - *dramatic pose* “RIGHT! We have to FUSE!”
Protoman Blues - *almost starts unzipping pants* “....RIGHT!”
Vixy, Protoman Blues - *does fusion dance* “FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...SION! HA!”
A bright light covers Vixy and PB as they complete the fusion dance. The power unleashed from the fusion overloads the power drain generator as well as breaks open the door and makes two guards outside the door start making out with each other. As the bright light starts to fade, the fused form of Vixy and PB stands there, surrounded by a pink aura with red lightning.
Vixoto BluNyan - *walks out the door, seeing the two guards making out* “Isn’t that cute? Now, lets get out of here. HEART ATTACK.”
Vixoto BluNyan fires a beam of heart filled energy at the celing and flies out the hole, attempting to escape from Sparkvernia. In the air, they are met by the Sparkvernian Air Force.
Sparkvernian Air Force Captain - “Assume attack formation. Bring that abomination down!”
Sparkvernian Fighter Pilots - “ROGER!”
Vixoto BluNyan - “Looks like they’re not going to make this easy. Shouldn’t be a problem though. Man, I love how fusion makes it where I have no inner monologue! HEART SHIELD!”
As the Sparkvernian Air Force starts to attack, Vixoto BluNyan creates a Heart Shield out of sexy love energy, which then launches a streaming Heart Beam at one of the Fighter Jets, bringing it down.
Sparkvernian Air Force Captain - “ATTACK PATTERN ALPHA GAMMA!”
Sparkvernian Fighter Pilots - “ROGER!”
Vixoto BluNyan - *opens vest to reveal glowing, rockin’ tits* “JUSTICE HIGH BEAMS!”
Vixoto BluNyan shoots her Justice High Beams, easily knocking out two more fighters from the sky. After that, she covers up then flies towards the Sparkvernian RPM border, with the fighter pilots in hot pursuit
Sparkvernian Air Force Captain - “[parasitic bomb] and more [parasitic bomb]. QUICKLY, RALLY TO ME. ATTACK PATTERN SIGMA OMEGA OTHER GREEK LETTER!”
Sparkvernian Fighter Pilots - “ROGER!”
Vixoto BluNyan - “Man, they just won’t quit. Oh well, more attack yelling then! VIXOTO LOVE CHAIN......ENCIRCLE!”
Vixoto BluNyan creates a pink energy whip with hearts inside of it, then wraps up a fighter with it and starts spinning around.
Vixoto BluNyan - *spinning around* “WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” *flings fighter jet into another fighter jet*
Hitomi Agada - *over a loudspeaker* “RIP OFF!”
Vixoto BluNyan - *looks down at the ground* “What the nipples?”
Vixoto BluNyan looks down and sees the Fxenodrome advancing towards the border, firing at the remaining Sparkvernian fighter jets.
Sparkvernian Air Force Captain - “Dammit, reinforcements. PILOTS. RETREAAAAAAT!”
The remaining Sparkvernian Air Force retreats back into Sparkvernia. Later, as the Fxenodrome is heading back to RPM...
Vixoto BluNyan - *bouncing playfully around the main chamber* “Boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy...”
Hitomi Agada - *looks at Vixoto BluNyan with disgust* “I’m going to throw up...”
Quickie - *staring at bouncing boobies* “We were on our way to rescue you tits, TWO, rescue you two. But it looks like you didn’t any boobcups.......backup!”
Ninja Lou - “You know Hitomi, we could fuse and do battle with th...”
Hitomi Agada - “Shut your fusion mouth, you motherfuser!”
Fxeni - *thinks to himself while driving* “...glowing tits...”
Hitomi Agada - “The only reason I came is because Vixy and I were going to do a Battletoads run together. That, and Sparky owes me mon...”
Vixoto BluNyan defuses and splits back into Vixy and PB
Vixy - “Did someone say Battletoads? Yay!
Fxeni - “Almost back to the Game Corner now.”
Vixy - “I had fun today, PB. We have to fuse again sometime!”
Protoman Blues - *looks down at his chest and doesn’t see tits* “Awwww...”
One of my favorite things about writing fusion stuff is that I get to essentially create a new character with combined personalities. With those combined personalities, comes attack moves (which I love yelling out too) that I best think would fit said fused personality. You better believe a fused Vixy & PB would have an attack move named JUSTICE HIGH BEAMS! LoL, and for those who don't know from what I ripped off the Love Chain from, for shaaaaaaaaaame!
Stay tits for more! 8)
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Heh....awesome as always. Although the mental images of what Vixoto BluNyan would look like are scaring me.
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That was titacular-- spectacular! That was spectacular and udderly-- utterly hilarious. XD
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I'm a little late, but; Great stories as alwaays, PB! (Man, I really suck at complimenting/commenting on people's stuff)
Hey, better late than never. And don't worry about your complimenting ability. Seems fine to me. Plus, I can pat myself on the back enough for the both of us!
Heh....awesome as always. Although the mental images of what Vixoto BluNyan would look like are scaring me.
LoL, thanx. And scary is good too! XD
That was titacular-- spectacular! That was spectacular and udderly-- utterly hilarious. XD
Magnipplecent! 8D
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XD very funny, and fusion stuff is fun to do ^^
*stays tits for more* >U<
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Very boobillicious fusion there! 8D
I've no idea how do the fusion looks like though.
Someone please draw this. 8)
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The tits... they are... glowing... like the full moon.
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Quickie - *staring at bouncing boobies* “We were on our way to rescue you tits, TWO, rescue you two. But it looks like you didn’t any boobcups.......backup!”
This made me laugh right here for no reason at all. XD
Justice High Beams... 8D
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Oh man... The attacks... XD
Another great read, the tits... THE TITS! XD
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i don't invade sparky's [parasitic bomb]. we have a truce agreement of sorts >>
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i don't invade sparky's [parasitic bomb]. we have a truce agreement of sorts >>
It wasn't an invasion. You were just along for the ride due to a Battletoads run! Plus, aren't you chaotic good anyway? 8D
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chaotic neutral.
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....I am out of words.....typical
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chaotic neutral.
See, that's even more chaotic!
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The laughs don't stop. Keep it up.
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If you want to fully enjoy life, chaotic neutral is always the best choice. XD
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A Little Bit Of This, A Little Bit Of That
At Dr. Wily II’s World Domination Station, we join Dr. Wily II and Asena planning some sort of nefarious, evil, world dominating plan...or something...look, I’ve gotta get a date for the grand opening of the Intergalactic Sex Shack, so I’ll leave you be...
Asena - *eyes glowing* “Are you out of your mind? You’re out of your bat hair covered mind if you think I’m doing that!”
Dr. Wily II - “Well, I am a bit crazy, but still, it’s the only way Asena!”
Asena - “I REFUSE!”
Dr. Wily II - “Asena, look. We need the mysterious energy source inside of the Fxenodrome. I must have it to complete my latest Wily Machine, which will then help you and I conquer the world! I talked to Fxeni, and he’s not sure if he’s going to the opening or not. He said something about a meeting regarding......Fxelantis, or something “Fxenamed.” He needs to be at that opening in order for my troops to get in and steal it, and the only way to get him to cancel is for you...”
Asena - “ALRIGHT! All. Right. I’ll do it. I....suppose once I rule the world....I’ll be able to live this down.”
Dr. Wily II - “Excellent. EXCELLENT!”
A few days later, here we are at the Grand Opening of the Intergalactic Sex Shack. Here’s your host for the evening. PROTOMAN BLUESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Protoman Blues - “Thank you, Centered Narrator Guy, and a Perfectly Ballin’ welcome to all my fellow RPMers who could join us here today at the Grand Opening Celebration of my Intergalactic Sex Shack. Before we begin, I’d like to invite Flame up to the stage, which he designed, to say a few words. Flame!” *applause follow*
Satoryu - *while Flame is walking up to the stage* “Hey Fxeni, I thought you weren’t going to be able to make it.”
Fxeni - “Meeting. [tornado fang]ing. Canceled. I wasn’t about to miss this show of shows.”
Satoryu - “Wait....so the rumors ARE true then?”
Fxeni - “Dr. Wily II called and confirmed!”
Satoryu - *smiles* “....so glad I brought my camera!”
Flame - “Thank you PB. Wow, here we are everyone. The Grand Opening of PB’s Intergalactic Sex Shack. When I first thought to build this place for PB, it was to fulfill a dream. Not just a dream from an architectural stand point, but a dream of a fun, carefree, and awesome way of living, not just in RPM, but in the stars above her. Perhaps one day, that influence will spread throughout the cosmos. I view this Intergalactic Sex Shack as a stepping stone towards that goal. So, without further ado...” *rips off shirt* "LETS PARTAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!"” *throws the mic to PB*
Suddenly, this song comes on... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-UV9J1bhSo)
Protoman Blues - *catches the mic* “Thank you Flame. To christen the ISS here, I’ve arranged a special treat for you all. A treat so spectacular, so sexcellent, that I, myself, did not think my ass would be safe from being kicked for suggesting it. Ladies and gentleman, and whatever the hell else some of you are, PB’s Intergalactic Sex Shack is now officially open for business. I give you...RPM’s TABLE DANCERS!”
The curtain rises up and club fog is seen around black silhouettes, until the light come on to reveal Vixy, Quickie, Asena, Acid, PBPB, Aresian, Wanderer, Leviathan, SplashWoman, CometWoman, and Copy X. The crowd of RPMers let out a massive cheer.
Satoryu - *applauding* “I see it, but I still can’t believe it.”
Fxeni - *also applauding* “I know. How PB got Asena to actually do this is a mystery not even a truck load of Scooby Snacks would help solve.”
Satoryu - *applauding* “....Asena? I meant CometWoman. Look at her cometits. They’re massive.” *watches CometWoman break dance by spinning on her tits* “WHOA!”
CephiYumi - *throws money at the stage* “YEAH! SHAKE IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT!”
Fxeni & Satoryu both look at Cephi all confused...wait why am I watching them. Right now, Aresian is doing some kind of mythic fire dance of fire, Quickie is disappearing and reappearing by vibrating her body so fast that she turns invisible, Vixy is doing an erotic belly dance using scarves and Sonic ring style sounding belly rings, and SplashWoman just has her Laser Trident impaled in the table while she constantly spins around...
Protoman Blues - *watching SplashWoman* “You know, that table is quite sturdy for the Laser Trident’s....laser trident not to break it!”
Flame - *watching Leviathan do an ice dance, 1/3rd paying attention to PB* “Yeah, Leviathan’s got an ice ass alright...”
Jericho - *watching Asena just spin around and Pyre Vision anyone who looks at her the wrong way while dancing* “Seriously, how the hell did you get Asena to agree with this?”
Protoman Blues - “I have no idea!”
Rad Lionheart - “And how’d you get Acid?”
Protoman Blues - *blows kisses to Quickie & Vixy* “Oh, that was Asena. She said she wasn’t going up there alone, so she dragged him along!”
Rad Lionheart - “You know, you should’ve got CentaurMan to go up there.”
Protoman Blues - “But he’s needed as my bouncer.”
At the door...
Rockman Kenny - “Um yeah...I was invit--” *time frozen by CentaurMan before Centaur kicking him in the teeth*
Backat th' partiiii, I'll have another Corona. No, I'll tell YOU when I've had enough...
Satoryu - *shirt off and waving it around* “WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
Dr. Wily II - *sitting in the corner, taking pics* “Mwahahahahahahahhahaaaaaaaaa!”
The next day, at Dr. Wily II’s World Dominat.....ughhhhhhh, I’m never drinking again....
Asena - *chasing Dr. Wily II and blasting his butt with Pyre Vision beam* “...AN’T BELIEVE I DID THAT. I’LL KILL YOU!”
Dr. Wily II - *running away* “B-but my dear. We managed to get the Fxenanium! Our plan worked! OWWWWWWWW!”
Asena - *blasting him more* “GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!”
WarpMan - “Looks like the Doc’s butt is in for it this time!”
OracleMan - “I foresee him not sitting for a week!”
The DWII Robot Masters all laugh in 80’s cartoon fashion....WAY TOO LOUDLY. Where’s my Motrin...
You know, I don't think Asena would agree to do that even for World Domination purposes. Still though, SHAKE IT BABY! Also, man I love Fxeni's name, just for all the crazy Fxenaming I get to do with it. I tell you this, it's a lot of fun. I highly recommend it. Speaking of the Fxenanium, what does Dr. Wily II have planned for it, hmmmmmmmmm? Will his ass survive long enough for him to use it? Are PB's ISS tables really strong enough to withstand the awesome broken might of Laser Trident?
Stay tuned. 8D
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The ISS opened already? Damn and I missed it XD
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Another great story PB, I definitely need to look at this thread more often XD One thing though;
Satoryu - *applauding* “....Asena? I meant CometWoman. Look at her cometits. They’re massive.” *watches CometWoman break dance by spinning on her tits* “WHOA!”
Is this the same CometWoman from MegaPhilx's MM10 fangame, or just a coincidence in naming?
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It's coincidence. XD
And let me tell you...
IT'S WORTH IT! *rubs butt*
Seriously, too awesome PB, too awesome. XD
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“Oh, that was Asena. She said she wasn’t going up there alone, so she dragged him along!”
You know, when I first read "Acid" there, i thought, "I bet he was dragged into it". I know who's to blame! 8D
Asena - *chasing Dr. Wily II and blasting his butt with Pyre Vision beam*
what imagery! XD
Here’s your host for the evening. PROTOMAN BLUEASSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Fixed! 8D
Keep it up! It was a fun read!
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Man, I am so delighted that PB manages to strike the right mix of charmingly perverted yet mostly sensible whenever he writes me as a character in these stories. XD
This one was really good. Nice work PB. Also, Fxelantis? Do want story arc on it.
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Jerry, where did you get that avatar from?
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Jet Set Radio Future~ <3
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Future is good, original is <3 ^^
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You're right, Cephi. :3
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Good as always, PB. What other wonderful toys will you create, I wonder 8D
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Funny [parasitic bomb], PB. Funny [parasitic bomb].
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You know, when I first read "Acid" there, i thought, "I bet he was dragged into it". I know who's to blame! 8D
LoL, you totally would!
Man, I am so delighted that PB manages to strike the right mix of charmingly perverted yet mostly sensible whenever he writes me as a character in these stories. XD
Ha, I do my best!
Also, thanx everybody!
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Haha holy lol! yet another very enjoyable bit of story!
How could I missed the opening!
Lol, is this based from my little silly drawing?
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Lol, is this based from my little silly drawing?
Partially, yes! LoL, you're free to draw more of this too! 8D
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Meet You All The Way
Outside of Carro Armato di M, an Italian Restaurant in the heart of St. Acidburg, we see a limo pull up...
LimoMan - *opens the door* “We have arrived, sir.”
Protoman Blues - *steps out of the limo, wearing a black suit with a nice red shirt, slightly unbuttoned and yellow scarf* “Sexcellent work and right on schedule. We’re here guys & gals.”
Quickie - *steps out of the limo, wearing a beautiful red & gold Chinese dress* “Sweet. I’m so hungry. I’ve been saving my appetite for this meal all day!”
Akira - *steps out of the limo, wearing a nice Mandarin style black tuxedo* “You guys are going to love this place. It’s one of my favorite restaurants. Shall we, madam?”
Vixy - *steps out of the limo, wearing a lovely long white strapless satin evening dress* “Of course, darling. It smells delicious already.” *gets escorted in by Akira*
Protoman Blues - “Mmmmmm yes it does. LimoMan, we’ll call you when we’re ready to be picked up. Until then, go have a night on the town!” *hands him a $50 bill*
LimoMan - “Very good, sir!”
Quickie - *being escorted inside by PB* “What...does a Limo driving Robot Master do with money anyway?”
Protoman Blues - *escorting Quickie inside* “Beats me. Seemed the polite thing to do, though!” *walks up to the Maitre D'* “Good evening, my good man. We have a reservation for four people under the name Blues.”
Agostino the Maitre D' - *looks at list* “Ah yes, Mr. Blues. If you’ll just follow me please. Right this way.”
Vixy - “Akira, what happened to Maitre D’Man?”
Akira - “Well, the owner kinda decided to replace the whole staff with people instead of Robot Masters after the...” *looks around* “...we’ll talk about it on the way home.”
Agostino the Maitre D’ - “Here we are. Your waiter will be with you very shortly. Enjoy your dinner.”
Akira - *pulls out chair for Vixy* “PB, are you sure you want to pay for all of us?”
Protoman Blues - *pulls out chair for Quickie* “It’s a celebration, Akira. This meal is on me, no worries!”
Quickie - “I gotta say, Vixy. This double date was a great idea. I can’t believe we’ve never done this before.”
Vixy - “Well, with all the craziness that goes on in RPM, it’s really a surprise that we get any romance time at all.”
Quickie - “Very true. Why just last week, PB and I fused into Quickman Blues in order to stop the Frost Demons of Saturn’s Rings.”
Protoman Blues - “Yeah, brrrrrrrr. Those things nearly froze my... *looks around* ...we’ll talk about it on the way home!”
Antonella the Waitress - “Good evening everyone. My name is Antonella, and I’ll be your waitress this evening. May I start you off with drinks or appetizers?”
Vixy - “I’ll have a sparkling Orange Fanta, thank you.”
Quickie - “I’ll have a Sprite, thank you.”
Akira - “Make that two Fantas. please.”
Protoman Blues - “Just water for me, thanks. Oh, and we’d like some Fried Calamari for the table, please. We’re all going to split it, so could we get some extra marinara sauce as well? Thank you!”
Antonella the Waitress - “Okay, I’ll be right back with your drinks in a moment.”
Akira - “So, has everyone decided what they’re getting?”
Vixy - “I’m not sure yet. A couple of things look really good.”
Protoman Blues - “I’ll be right back. I’ve gotta run to the bathroom. Quickie, if Antonella gets back before I do, order me the Penne ala Vodka please.” *gets up*
Quickie - “Sure thing, hon.”
At the entrance to the bathroom...
Protoman Blues - *sees Cephi coming out of the entrance to the bathrooms* “Cephi!”
CephiYumi - *wearing a lovely long blue evening dress* “P-PB! What are you doing here?”
Protoman Blues - “Quickie, Vixy, Akira and I are out on a double date. We’re here celebrating the sale Akira’s latest painting, plus his art gallery having it’s ten thousandth customer.”
CephiYumi - “Oh wow. Tell him I said congratulations, please.”
Protoman Blues - “I shall. I must say, you look lovely tonight. Out on a date yourself, perhaps?”
CephiYumi - “N-no, nothing like that. I’m just meeting a client of mine over dinner. I-it’s not a date, just business.”
Protoman Blues - *winks* “Oh, of course. So who’s the lucky “client” this evening?”
CephiYumi - *points over to her table* “That’s h-him over there.”
PB looks over to see Kevin Keene sitting at the table Cephi’s pointing at.
Protoman Blues - “Oh my god. Your client is Captain Freakin’ N? The Game Master himself? Wow. Oh wow, I gotta say hello!”
CephiYumi - “PB. I don’t think that’s a g-good idea. Kevin’s going through some...tough times right now.”
Protoman Blues - “Oh don’t worry. I’m sure he won’t mind. I mean, he’s THE Game Master!” *walks over to Cephi’s table*
CephiYumi - *facepalm* “Oh no...”
At Cephi’s table...
Protoman Blues - *walks up to Captain N* “Mega HI. Hey, I’m a HUGE fan-icus of yours. My name is...”
Kevin Keene - *angrily* “Get the hell away from me!”
Minutes later, sitting down back at his table...
Quickie - “Antonella came back, sweetie. I ordered for you. And look, we have bread!”
Akira - “Is something wrong, PB?”
Protoman Blues - *takes a piece of bread* “Nah, nothing much. Just saw Cephi while walking to the bathroom. She’s here tonight with her client, Kevin Keene.”
Vixy - “Captain N? Oh wow.”
Protoman Blues - “Meh, don’t get too excited.” *pouts* “He’s a real.....Jerkface Master. Never mind him, I propose a toast. Here’s to Akira, for the success of his Art Gallery and to many more sales of his portraits.”
Vixy - *raises glass* “And here’s to PB, for taking us all out to dinner tonight in celebration of my sweet Akira’s latest success.”
Akira - *raises glass* “And here’s to my princess Vixy, for always being there to support me with love, kindness, massages, and...things that we should probably talk about on the way home!”
Quickie - “raises glass while finishing a piece of bread* “And here’s to bread, for despite its evil and sinister plot to try and fill us up before our more expensive meals arrive at the table, it sits there ready to sop up delicious olive oil for our pleasure and enjoyment, just like my Protoman Bread...errr Blues!”
Protoman Blues - “Cheers!” *toasts and kisses Quickie* “Oooh, your lips taste like olive oil!”
Hours later, in another part of St. Acidburg...
LimoMan - *feels phone vibrating and picks up* “Yes......very good sir, I shall be there in moments.” *hangs up phone* “Looks like our time is up!”
BootyWoman - “Please, LimoMan. Take me with you.”
LimoMan - *hands her $50* “Who do you think you are, PrettyWoman? Get the [tornado fang] out of my limo!”
For the record, imagine that LimoMan has a british accent, because I think it makes it funnier. Also, for the record, imagine why Kevin Keene would be meeting with CephiYumi: Attorney at Awwww, and you may come up with some hilarious scenarios as to what kind of stressful legal trouble the Game Master could be in right now.
Normally, I don't get star struck at all, being that I live in NYC. I always like to believe that celebrities have little private time to themselves, and the last thing they want are fans glomping all over them, no matter how good intentioned said fan might be. However, I'm sure the celebs never know. So, I just like to play it cool. I've given shout outs to celebs before. One time while in the car, we were at a stoplight in the city, and I saw one of my all time favorite voice actors Keith David walking right in front of us. So as the light turned green, I yelled out "YOU KICKED ASS AS GOLIATH & SPAWN" and he gave him a fist pump in the air back! That made me happy. Either way, Captain N is a Jerkface Master.
Stay tuned, you crazy readers you! 8D
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Captain N is a douche. 80s fandom has corrupted him into a douche.
Though... for some reason... I think that's a ploy. He's up to something. Why else would he be an ass unless he had some... other agenda? World domination?
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Wait you drink water?! humanity!
I want to say more uplifting comments but... we will talk about it on the way home.
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Water is good for you. Served cold, it's a good relaxing drink. It's a great refresher from other drinks now and then.
Protoman Blues - *walks up to Captain N* “Mega HI. Hey, I’m a HUGE fan-icus of yours. My name is...”
Kevin Keene - *angrily* “Get the hell away from me!”
>0< Oh my god! You nailed that sentence so smoothly. I fell on the floor laughing. >U<
I'd love to meet Kevin too. Or Princess Lana~ We would have so many things in common.
I'll tell Akira about this. ^^
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Perhaps Captain N is needing a lawyer for some copyright infringement suit.
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Captain N is a douche. 80s fandom has corrupted him into a douche.
Though... for some reason... I think that's a ploy. He's up to something. Why else would he be an ass unless he had some... other agenda? World domination?
Well the general idea is that Captain N is being a douche because of the stressful legal trouble he's in right now. What legal trouble, you ask? HeeHee, I'm leaving that to my loyal GoRPM readers to guess before I reveal it later, in another wacky adventure! 8D
Wait you drink water?! humanity!
I want to say more uplifting comments but... we will talk about it on the way home.
Surprisingly, I drink a lot of water when I go to restaurants, being that they don't serve Mango Lemonade! The only other thing I get at restaurants is... we'll talk about it on the way home! 8)
Water is good for you. Served cold, it's a good relaxing drink. It's a great refresher from other drinks now and then.
>0< Oh my god! You nailed that sentence so smoothly. I fell on the floor laughing. >U<
I'd love to meet Kevin too. Or Princess Lana~ We would have so many things in common.
I'll tell Akira about this. ^^
It sure is!
LoL, and that's what I was Mega going for-icus! I hope Akira likes it as well! XD
Perhaps Captain N is needing a lawyer for some copyright infringement suit.
Hehe, perhaps... 8D
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Yeah water is the way of life, especially coz water is free!
Hmm, and Captain N legal trouble? have to say I can't wait for the story.
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Hmm, and Captain N legal trouble? have to say I can't wait for the story.
Oh ho ho, but can you guess why Kevin is in legal trouble? XD
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I honestly have no ideas.
Are there any clues on previous stories?
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Haha, nope. Not a single hint! XD
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Captain Keene needs to lay off the booze a bit... or maybe he needs more. Undecided at this point, depends entirely on his situation 8D
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I wonder if Keene's a happy drunk or an angry drunk.....
Waitaminute.....he should be dead!
I killed him at the start of that "Busy World of RPM" roleplay!
Er, wait....I mean, he was found dead at the start....I..uh...
*runs away*
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Hmm... LimoMan and BootyWoman...
And Captain N encounter? With Cephi: Attorney at AWWWWWWWW?
Man... I have no idea what to think of. XD
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Quickie - “raises glass while finishing a piece of bread* “And here’s to bread, for despite its evil and sinister plot to try and fill us up before our more expensive meals arrive at the table, it sits there ready to sop up delicious olive oil for our pleasure and enjoyment, just like my Protoman Bread...errr Blues!”
This is sig worthy.
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Awww, why thank you! I was very happy with the toast to bread myself! XD
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Captain N is probably upset because he has me for an attorney XD
very funny PB ^^ :cookie:
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The Voyage Home
After their delicious meal, PB, Quickie, Vixy, and Akira are now fully nude and back in the limo, heading back towards PB’s Sex Shack for some after dinner refreshments...
Vixy - “...I mean, poor Kevin. After Cephi told me what’s going on with him in the bathroom, I just hope everything works out for him.”
Protoman Blues - “Yeah. That was definitely the wrong time to douchebaggily ask for his autograph like that.”
Quickie - “It’s okay, sweetie. I mean, how could you have known? It’s not like Cephi warned you.”
Protoman Blues - *thinks immediately back to Cephi warning him* “...R-right.”
Vixy - *cuddles next to Akira* “Okay hun, it’s story time. So what happened to Maitre D'Man and the other Robot Masters at Carro Armato di M?”
Akira - “Oh right. Well, Dr. Wily II told me the story, as he constantly checks the MSM.”
Quickie - “The MSM is still around?”
Protoman Blues - “What’s the MSM?”
Quickie - “Mad Scientist Monthly. It’s a magazine for your average mad scientist, with articles and cover spreads on anything from Robot Masters to Biovibrators.”
Vixy - “Didn’t you pose nude for the magazine a while ago, Quickie?”
Quickie - “Oh yeah, back when I was 18 and they did their Barely Legal Robot Master issue.”
Protoman Blues - *eyes hornily light up* “...Ummmmmm....can I see that?”
Akira - “But you see her nude all the time. She’s nude right now!”
Protoman Blues - “True...but she’s not in a magazine right now...”
Akira - *puzzled* “Anyway, back to the story. So, after the events of MegaMan 4, Dr. Cossack wanted to further his study of Robotics for the benefit of mankind. He left Russia and relocated to St. Acidburg. Cossack even helped build some parts of the city and he created Robot Masters to help around the city, just like LimoMan here. With Dr. Cossack’s help, St. Acidburg became one of the most advanced cities in RPM.”
Protoman Blues - “Wow, I had no idea. So what happened?”
Akira - “Well, it turns out that Cossack took a date to the Carro Armato di M one night, and the service was, to quote the article, “storybook bad.” He waited 20 minutes till his waiter showed up, then another 40 minutes for his drinks, which showed up after his salad, which he couldn't eat for 10 minutes due to no silverware, never got his appetizer, and just numerous other things that made it where he didn’t have sex that night.”
Vixy - “Poor guy.”
Quickie - “Keep in mind too, he’s a Robotics scientist. The fact that he even had a date to begin with is stunning in itself.”
Akira - “Exactly. After speaking to the manager, he found out that the robot masters employed at the Carro Armato di M were made by Dr. Light II. Cossack simply went mad..der, and...well he disguised himself as the Cryptic Comrade Chefmunist. He stole the 8 Robot Masters that Dr. Light II had created for restaurants around the city, and reprogrammed them to be more efficient....with evil.”
Protoman Blues - *eyes stunned to wide openness* “Comrade Chefmunist?”
Quickie - “What’d he do? Just put on a Chef hat and a longer beard and try to fool everyone?”
Akira - “...actually yes...”
Quickie - *facepalm* “That’s....just so very sad.”
Protoman Blues - *still stunned* “Com-rade...Chefmunist?”
Vixy - “Wait a minute, what about Kalinka? Where was she during all of this?”
Akira - “I was actually getting to that. You see, Roll, with her Strong Sense of....Palatableness, volunteered to stop Comrade Chefmunist, and bring the 8 reprogrammed Robot Masters back under control, which she did. After defeating Cossack’s final machine, which I believe was a teleporting Crock-pot, Blues teleported in with Kalinka from college, and she helped her father realize the error of his ways. He gave up his mad scheme and went back to further his study of robotics. However, the restaurant decided to hire people instead of Robot Masters, since humans have more free will and could not be programmed for evil and bad service.”
Vixy - “Awwww, that’s great.”
Quickie - “Wait a minute...the authorities just let Cossack go without arresting him, putting him on trial, or anything like that?”
Akira - “Yeah...they were kinda lenient and let him off with a warning.”
Protoman Blues - *barely paying attention* “...Comrade Chefmunist?”
Vixy - *sipping glass of Orange Fanta* “I’m gonna have to read that article when I get home tonight. You know, after the sex.”
Akira - “Yeah. The food is still great though. So PB, what about the Frost Demons of Saturn’s Rings? What did they almost freeze off?”
Protoman Blues - *distracted* “Oh yeah. Um, my dick!”
Later, in bed with Quickie...
Quickie - *flirting* “You know what I like to do after a delicious meal like that, baby?”
Protoman Blues - *distracted* “...COMRADE CHEFMUNIST?”
It's just one of those names I come up with where I stop writing, take a look at it, and am stunned by my own insanity. Needless to say, I'd totally play a Roll game like that. LoL, perhaps I might continue with this silly notion in the future, and actually come up with 8 restaurant related Robot Masters, aside for Maitre D'Man. Who the hell knows? All I know is that with the crazy Robot Masters I seem to be coming up with lately, it's...probably a good thing that I can't sprite! XD
Haha, perhaps next issue, I shall tell you what legal trouble our dear Captain N has to deal with in the continuing adventures of CephiYumi: Attorney at Awwww. Honestly, with my mind I have no idea. -_-
Stay tuned, comrades!
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Comrade Chefmunist... XD
The teleporting crockpot makes me think of a TARDIS with a broken chameleon circuit that's stuck on "crockpot."
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Hah, awesome idea. Could make a good romhack.
Hmmm...
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Comrade Chefmunist... XD
The teleporting crockpot makes me think of a TARDIS with a broken chameleon circuit that's stuck on "crockpot."
LoL, it just rolls off the tongue, doesn't it? XD
Haha, and that's a funny image too!
Hah, awesome idea. Could make a good romhack.
Hmmm...
Heh, I wonder if we could get anyone to compose music for it! XD
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Darn that Dr. Light II!
Just as much a douche as the original!
And lol... Comrade Chefmunist.
Another great read PB.
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Darn that Dr. Light II!
Just as much a douche as the original!
Dr. Light II is perhaps even more douchey than the original.
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nude limo story-telling adventures >U<
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nude limo story-telling adventures >U<
It can´t get better than that!
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No. No it cannot. However, I still wanna see those Barely Legal Robot Master pics of Quickie in the MSM! XD
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Comrade... Chefmunist?
I can't get over that either XD Great stuff as always, PB!
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Lol at Comrade Chefmunist. Sounds like a bad cooking show title. 8D
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Man that was pretty funny though it kinda took me a while to figure out how to pronounce Comrade Chefmunist for some reason. -u-'
Protoman Blues - “Wow, I had know idea. So what happened?”
By the way you might want to fix that.
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Dr. Light II is perhaps even more douchey than the original.
Man... That makes me more of a good guy then! 8D
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By the way you might want to fix that.
Thanx young one! XD
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(http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/6053/comradechefmunist.jpg)
Comrade Chefmunist. XD
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(http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/6053/comradechefmunist.jpg)
Comrade Chefmunist. XD
That's just so very, very beautiful! 8)
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looks perfect >w<
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I can't stop staring at him. 0v0
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(http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/6053/comradechefmunist.jpg)
Comrade Chefmunist. XD
Can he cook for my meals? >0<
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Lol, awesome!
Need moar red!
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All Range à la Mode
Aboard SexStation 2069, a party is being held for the celebration of Vixy’s birthday. However, the guest of honor is running a little late...
Satoryu - *nude* “No seriously, shouldn’t she have been here by now?”
Akira - *nude* “Well, she told me that she had a quick errand to run before heading back to Websitia, so perhaps she was held up. I hope everything is okay. I’m a little worried about her.”
An hour ago, during Vixy’s errand...
Banastasia, Sovereign Queen of Hammermoon - *holding diamond encrusted Hammer* “...and thanks to her teachings of the Lamani Honorbound Code of Love, Luv, and Wuv, I Banastasia, Sovereign Queen of Hammermoon, wielder of the Encrusted Hammer of Really Expensive Justice hereby dub thee Vixy, High Priestess of Emotional Stability.” *applause comes from the crowd*
Vixy - *rises from kneeling down* “Thank you, Queen Banastasia. And thank you everyone for this great honor. You should all be proud of yourselves for learning the teachings of the Lamani Honorbound Code in...” *looks at watch* “...wow, only an hour and 3 minutes. Who knew that a quick bathroom stop on my way home from getting fireworks from Planet Boombastic would lead to this incredible achievement.” *applause* “However, as I have a naked birthday party to get too, I must be on my way now. Take care, everybody!” *blows kisses to the crowd as she gets into her Arwing*
Banastasia, Sovereign Queen of Hammermoon - “No, it is we who owe you thanks, Vixy. Your teachings have soothed our savage, violent, hammer-filled hearts and will continue too...” *watches as the Arwing takes off* “...well alright then!”
Vixy - *piloting Arwing back to Websitia and thinks to herself* {They’re going to be just fine. Nooks and crannies, I’m running late! I hope nobody is worried.}
Back at SexStation 2069...
Sakura - *nude but covering up* “PB, why are we all nude?”
Protoman Blues - *nude* “It’s tradition, young one.”
Quickie - *nude and whispers into PB’s ears* “No it’s not.”
Protoman Blues - *whispers back* “Shhhhhh.”
Satoryu - “It’s not so bad, Sakura. Listen, just be glad you didn’t attend Relena Dorlan’s birthday party.”
Flashback scenario to Relena’s party...
Relena Dorlan - “Thank you all for coming to my birthday party.”
Classmate #1 - “We wouldn’t dream of missing it, Miss Relena.”
Classmate #2 - “You look so lovely in that dress, Miss Relena.”
Classmate #3 - “Can we get you some cake, Miss Relena?”
Classmate #4 - “How was your car ride over to the party, Miss Relena?”
Satoryu - “......WHAT IS THIS SCHOOL’S [tornado fang]ing OBSESSION WITH THIS GIRL?”
All the classmates look at Satoryu with disdain...
Classmate #1 - “An unbeliever! KILL HIM!”
Flashforward...
Satoryu - *shudders* “...[tornado fang]ing creepy, man!”
Borockman - *nude* “Any word from her yet, Akira?”
Akira - “Nothing yet, no.”
Jericho - *nude* “I’m sure she’s flying back as we speak. Say, what are those two ships doing outside?”
As they speak...
Wolf - “Can’t let you do that, Star Fox!”
Vixy - “For the last time, I’m not Fox. I built my own Arwing for space travel and...” *under fire* “Uggg, I don’t have time for this!” *fires back at him*
Wolf - *under fire* “Can’t let you do that, Star Fox!”
Vixy - *in adorable fighter pilot yelling voice* “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”
Vixy then executes brilliant maneuvers of Arwing piloting, barrel rolls and all that, and fully engages in a dog fight with Wolf outside of SexStation 2069
Wolf - *loses his port side wing* “Can’t let you do that, Star Fox!” *begins plummeting towards SexStation 2069*
Vixy - *facepalms and mumbles sarcastically* “Can’t let you do that, Star Fox!”
Vixy intercepts Wolf before he can crash into SexStation 2069, shooting him down and causing an awesome fiery crash for all the party goers to see. Then, Vixy shoots out her fireworks from Planet Boombastic before landing her Arwing in the hangar, then dramatically walking into the party room saying...
Vixy - *now nude* “Didn’t I promise you guys fireworks?”
Applause come from all the guests in attendance. Hours later, as the party went on...
Vixy - “...and these people only knew how to solve problems with Hammers, so they came on to the concept of Love, Luv, and Wuv very quickly.”
Protoman Blues - “I’ll say. It only took an hour to teach it to everyone. Impressive. Anyway, I hope you like the Orange Fanta fountain I had made for your Game Corner, Vixy.”
Vixy - “Oh it’s lovely & delicious PB. Thanks so much!”
Protoman Blues - “Hey, I’ll be right back. Gotta order up some more refreshments!” *walks off*
Satoryu - “Now that he’s gone, we can show you our gift, Vixy. Quickie, Borock, Jericho & I split for it, in a manner of speaking!”
Vixy - “Oooooh, what’d you get me?”
Quickie - “Well, being that lover-scarf has two space stations in orbit, we decided to steal his other one for you!”
Jericho - “Combining all our powers and techniques, we snuck aboard his Intergalactic Sex Shack and hacked all the systems on board. Then, with some help, we managed a quick redesign.
Borockman - *points out the window* “We give you, Vixy’s Intergalactic Play-Station!”
Vixy looks out the window to see her new Intergalactic Play-Station orbiting above Websitia...
Vixy - *in happy shock* “EEEEEEEEE! This is soooo exciting. Thank you thank you thank you. HeeHee, but won’t PB be mad when he finds out?” *everyone looks at each other*
Akira - “When does PB ever get mad?”
Satoryu - “Lou says when watching Baseball. That’s about it.”
Flashback to Ninja Lou & PB sitting at a Yankees game...
Protoman Blues - *angry* “COME ON, YOU DICK SUCKING [tornado fang]! STOP SUCKING DICK AND HIT THE GODDAMN BALL!”
Concerned Mother - *covering child’s ears* “Hey, stop cursing in front of my son!”
Protoman Blues - *still angry* “HEY, IF HE WOULD [tornado fang]ing HIT, I WOULDN’T [tornado fang]ing CURSE! [tornado fang]!”
Flashforward...
Vixy - “Thanks everyone. From spreading the Lamani Honorbound Code to the people of Hammermoon to all the warm wishes, good times, awesome friends, happy gifts, delicious cake, and naughty sex I’m going to have with Akira tonight, this is the best birthday ever. Group hug!”
Everyone group hugs and all is happy on board the SexStation 2069. Meanwhile, back on Hammermoon...
Kabongia - “Honey, why aren’t the dishes done?”
Joshammer - *thinks to self while holding hammer* {Love, Luv, & Wuv. Love, Luv, & Wuv. Mustn’t...use...hammer...}
For the record, you won't see me curse more than at a Baseball game. Heh, I get very emotional. 8D
Moving right along, today's GoRPM was an attempt at writing somewhat of a Family Guy styles GoRPM, with random scenes & flashbacks, along with the idea of an awesome nude party celebrating Vixy's birthday today. Where the idea of Hammermoon came from... I really don't know. It started off with reasons for why Vixy would be late to her party, and seriously, that's where my mind went too. Scary...
Heh, Happy Birthday Vixy. Stay tuned...
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Damn, I wanna see you at a baseball game. 8D
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For the record, you won't see me curse more than at a Baseball game. Heh, I get very emotional. 8D
Moving right along, today's GoRPM was an attempt at writing somewhat of a Family Guy styles GoRPM, with random scenes & flashbacks, along with the idea of an awesome nude party celebrating Vixy's birthday today. Where the idea of Hammermoon came from... I really don't know. It started off with reasons for why Vixy would be late to her party, and seriously, that's where my mind went too. Scary...
Heh, Happy Birthday Vixy. Stay tuned...
Well, just as emotional when I watched football then. XD
and I knew it was Family guy storytelling! I kinda fond of it honestly.
and naked group hug with everyone... kinda want and don't want. XD
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“Can’t let you do that, Star Fox!”
"You're good... BUT I'M BETTAH!!"
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Seriously, what is it with Relena?
Also, pics or it didn't happen...
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Why do all the celebrations require you guys naked? :\
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Mmm... Nude birthday party...
And I missed it! O^O
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Well, that certainly was a very entertaining read XD You'll never see me swear like that IRL though, I guess not being a fan of sports help >.>
And I wasn't invited to the birthday party? :'(
Why do all the celebrations require you guys naked? :\
Because it's RPM tradition.
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"You're good... BUT I'M BETTAH!!"
I almost read this as, "You're good... BUT I'M BUTTER!" 8D
Seriously, what is it with Relena?
I wish I knew. I really do! XD
Mmm... Nude birthday party...
And I missed it! O^O
And I wasn't invited to the birthday party? :'(
Oh, everyone was there. It's just that I didn't want to use toooo many characters! :D
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Oh, everyone was there. It's just that I didn't want to use toooo many characters! :D
Riiiiiight!
I don´t believe you
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I don't know if I should be excited that I finally made a apperance since the crash or embarassed that I'm almost naked doing it.
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Oh, everyone was there. It's just that I didn't want to use toooo many characters! :D
I know I wouldn't be, I don't wanna be naked ^^; Or I'd be the only one there with clothes on XD
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You wouldn't XD
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I know I wouldn't be, I don't wanna be naked ^^; Or I'd be the only one there with clothes on XD
You'd probably be covering yourself like I was.
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I don't know if I should be excited that I finally made a apperance since the crash or embarassed that I'm almost naked doing it.
Almost naked? You were completely naked. Everyone there was. By covering up, I meant using your arms & hands to cover up! XD
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Almost naked? You were completely naked. Everyone there was. By covering up, I meant using your arms & hands to cover up! XD
...Please tell me I get to kick your ass later.
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Oho, I see a rebellion. *o*
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...Please tell me I get to kick your ass later.
You can never kick ass. Only I can! XD
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You can never kick ass. Only I can! XD
Can I be your apprentice again so I could?
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The spot will always be open! bVd
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The spot will always be open! bVd
What was the official title again?
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It was something awesome, need to think of another. :P
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...Please tell me I get to kick your ass later.
Of course you can! It comes complementary with the Apprenticeship!
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Oh boy what exciting adventures are bound to happen now that I'm back? 8D
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BEATS ME? 8D
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Go go Sakura! XD
And fine PB, you win... For now... XD
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Only Lou Can Prevent Forest Rangers
At PB’s new Sexy Hot-el...
Borockman - *handing PB a bag of money* “We can’t thank you enough for this, PB!”
Protoman Blues - “Oh pish posh, think nothing of it guys. You know how much I love writing this kind of stuff!”
Taiyo - “That’s why we came to you in the first place. By the way, nice hotel here!”
Protoman Blues - “Hot-el, Taiyo. Kinda like saying Kal-el, you must put emphasis on the Hot, seeing as how this hot-el has a geothermal power source, which is great for the Hot Spring room. Either way, you can thank Flame for the design.”
Flame - *in the background installing the surround sound porn music speaker system* “Hey guys!”
Borockman - *yells at Flame* “Nice designs, Flame!” *turns to PB* “So, when will you have the backstory done by?”
Protoman Blues - “Hopefully in a few days. I’ll try to get in touch with Aaron too and see if he can make a theme.”
Taiyo - “Oh that’d be sweet. Well, we’ll let you get to work now. See ya later, PB!”
Protoman Blues - “Glad I could help!” *starts talking to himself* “Hmmm, well these Rangers will definitely need a talking tree....”
Days later, at Greedo’s Cantina, Borockman, Kitsu, Taiyo, & Quickie are hanging out at a table...
Borockman - *sees Ninja Lou walk in* “Hey Lou, over here!”
Ninja Lou - *sits down* “Hey Borock.”
Quickie - “We ordered a pitcher of Sangria. You want?”
Ninja Lou - “Immensely!”
Kitsu - “Is everything alright?”
Ninja Lou - “You wouldn’t freakin’ believe the day I had. First off, Hitomi is being an ass by sending these.....I don’t even know what the [tornado fang] they were, but they came after me in swarms. THEN, I find out that I’m not getting any hours this week from my part-time gig. I needed the extra cash for X-Mas and [parasitic bomb]...”
Kitsu - *the pitcher of Sangria is put on the table* “Thank you. Wait, extra cash? But aren’t you a Ninja for hire?”
Ninja Lou - *pouring himself a glass* “It doesn’t pay as much as it use to, what with robot assassins and Apple’s new iKill on the market. Hell, Ninja-ing barely pays the bills anymore.”
Quickie - *pours herself a glass and takes a drink* “Maybe you should consider professional arching?”
Taiyo - “I hear the benefits for that are pretty good!”
Ninja Lou - “Meh, I’m not really evil enough to arch. Either way, I’m just glad this day is over. It can’t get any worse!”
This scene is interrupted quickly by PB...
Protoman Blues - “Hey there, loyal readers! PB just stopping in quickly to say that what was said above is only for story purposes. There is no way in hell that Lou would ever, EVER utter the words “it can’t get any worse” after a really bad day. Oh, and help control the pet population and have your pets spayed and neutered. Now, back to the story...”
Borockman - *drinking Sangria* “Sounds pretty rough Lou. Ah well, time to just relax and wash away the day!” *toasts*
Ninja Lou - *toasts* “Cheers. So, what’s up with all of you?”
Kitsu - *drinking Sangria* “Well, this week I [tornado fang]'d seven guys to death. It’s amazing really, how many guys will die if it means a night of fantastic sex.”
Quickie - “I was thinking about expanding and making another Cantina in the now empty Southern Land.”
Taiyo - “Yeah, I was thinking of opening up a new place there as well. It’s a surprise!”
Borockman - “Come to think of it, I don’t have any place really. Oh yeah, and we’re all waiting for PB to finish up our Ranger back story.”
Ninja Lou - *twitches* “Come again?”
Kitsu - “Oh yeah, PB is creating a Power Ranger back story for us. The idea is to make a Power Rangers Forest Force team. Since we know how much PB likes making Rangers, they asked him to write the back story & such.”
Quickie - “Yeah, and when Kit and I overheard this, we canceled our bra shopping plans and asked PB to write us in as Rangers. Once PB finishes writing it, we’re gonna ask Hitomi to use her powers to make us into the Forest Rangers.”
Kitsu - *excited* “I’M GONNA BE THE FIRST FEMALE RED RANGER!”
Ninja Lou - *chugs his entire glass of Sangria* “....What? N-NO! I had finally broken him of his Ranger habit. You don’t know what it was like hanging out with him then, hearing all the old songs, trying to Morph in public, saying Morphanominal ALL. THE. TIME.”
Quickie - “...actually I do. It was kinda fun to...”
Ninja Lou - *not paying attention to Quickie* “NO! I MUST PUT A STOP TO THIS!” *teleports out*
Taiyo - *notices his empty glass* “...soooo, I guess we’re all gonna cover for him?”
Quickie - “Yeah!”
Borockman - “I suppose so!”
Kitsu - “...I don’t have any money!”
Meanwhile, back at PB’s Sex Shack...
Protoman Blues - *typing* “...and the evil creature NightFlame fell to the Earth on his Meteor of Evil Fire. Master Oak Barkbeard, the great tree in the Grotto of Equity, could sense that the forests of the world, and its inhabitants, would face dire peril unless something was done. So he asked his servant Root, a Forest Sprite, to search for 5 special individuals who would protect the forest against this new threat. These five individuals each had the spirit of the divine woodland creatures of the forest within their hearts; Noble and majestic like a Doe, Kitsu was chosen to lead them as the Red Deer Ranger. Aggressive and strong willed like a Woodpecker, Taiyo was chosen to be the Green Woodpecker Ranger. Powerful and caring like a Beaver, Borockman was chosen to be the Blue Beaver Ranger. Intelligent and fast like a Squirrel, Quickie was chosen to be the Yellow Squirrel Ranger. Dominant and horny like a Rabbit, PBPB was chose to be the Pink Rabbit Ranger. Master Barkbeard presented the five with their Woodland Morphers, and as they...”
Suddenly, Ninja Lou teleports into PB’s study...
Ninja Lou - *wielding his swords* “NO! NO MORE! THIS INSANITY ENDS HERE AND NOW!”
Protoman Blues - *tosses Lou a copy of Macross Ultimate Frontier for the PSP without even looking at him* “Here you go!”
Ninja Lou - *catches it* “NICE!”
Protoman Blues - *still not even looking at Lou* “Hey, you wanna be the 6th Rabid Badger Ranger?”
Ninja Lou - *unwrapping game and half paying attention* “Wha? Yeah sure, why not! Well, I’m gonna take off now. My PSP is at home!”
Protoman Blues - *still not looking at him* “Be seeing you!”
Ninja Lou teleports out...
Protoman Blues - *typing* “...and as they received them, Master Backbeard explained that all they would have to do to activate their Woodland Morphers would be to shout out, WOODLAND SPIRITS ARISE! Once they did, they would morph into the forest’s greatest protectors, the Forest Force Power Rangers.”
Later, at the Cantina...
Quickie - *kissing PB* “Thanks honey. It sounds fantastic!”
Protoman Blues - “Sure thing. Hopefully Hitomi will grant your request!”
Kitsu - “Quickie and I are prepared to flash tits!”
Borockman - “If she does, you can ride in one of the Zords!”
Taiyo - “Oh yeah, did Lou give you any trouble?”
Protoman Blues - “Nah, no trouble at all! Oh, and your opening theme is ready too!”
Taiyo - "Awesome. Oh, and Lou owes us some money..."
Power Rangers Forest Force Theme by Protoman Blues
Use this to sing along (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDpqNsNDuNo)
*chants*
Pow-er Rangers Forest Force
Pow-er Rangers Forest Force
Forest Rangers will save the world today
Woodland Morphers charged up all the way
Evil’s gonna be in disarray
GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO
*more chants*
Pow-er Rangers Forest Force
Pow-er Rangers Forest Force
POWER RANGERS FOREST FORCE
You know, it's amazing how much better Aaron Waters' Mystic Force theme was than the crap that Disney actually went with over it. Damn shame. Either way, this particular GoRPM was conceived after Borockman, Taiyo, and Dr. Wily II asked me to come up with a back story to their Forest Force Rangers idea. I remembered all the fun I had with the Rangers in previous GoRPM's and decided it'd be fun to do something like this again. Who knows, perhaps I'll return to the Forest Rangers in a future GoRPM, maybe while introducing Lou as the Rabid Badger Ranger.
However, before that I have a X-Mas GoRPM that I have to begin working on, so be jolly dear readers and have a Ho Ho Happy Day. (That made no sense!) 8D
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Haha, man that's awesome!
I love that you somehow incorporate the real life aspect into the story.
and this is certainly the first rangers squad where the girls are more than the guys! (harem situation?!) :V
Nice opening music too! 8)
It could only be better if Lou paid!
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Sweet. Very sweet. XD
And I agree that this theme is better than the one officially used.
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Borockman - “Come to think of it, I don’t have any place really.
I do have a place. My pingpong pagoda doubles as my home.
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The king of logs approves this story owob
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Haha... XD
Maybe I should go back to the map and edit it to spell Hot-el... XD
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Protoman Blues - “Sure thing. Hopefully Hitomi will grant your request!”
I won't.
also, there already is a female Red in sentailand.
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I won't.
also, there already is a female Red in sentailand.
Why not? It's for Kit & Quickie! XD
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Why not? It's for Kit & Quickie! XD
Quitty, Qit or Kuick?
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Quitty, Qit or Kuick?
You know, when I say Quickie & Kit, it can reminds me of Kibbles and Bits.
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As usual, a really entertaining read XD I look forward to the X-mas special.
Also, yay, my first appearance in quite a while.
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Kitsu - *drinking Sangria* “Well, this week I [tornado fang]'d seven guys to death. It’s amazing really, how many guys will die if it means a night of fantastic sex.”
ffffffFFFAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH <3
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If I didn't know you so well I would say I didn't know how much you loved power rangers. Speaking of rangers what ever happened to the RPM rangers anyway.
Kitsu - *drinking Sangria* “Well, this week I [tornado fang]'d seven guys to death. It’s amazing really, how many guys will die if it means a night of fantastic sex.”
This so reminds me of that one episode of Robot Chicken.
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ffffffFFFAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH <3
[classy lady]~
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[classy lady]~
Well she is a succubus! XD
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XDD Bra-shopping plans... Yep, Victoria's Secret will need to wait. Not as if the boobs are going anywhere. 8D
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Commercial Break
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIV6_DHOTV0[/youtube]
This is my Final Project for my Mass Media class in college, which is due tomorrow. We could've done any number of things for our Final Project, so I decided to make my own humorous commercial for the class. I just thought I'd share this all with you and what better to do so than in my beloved & neglected GoRPM topic, for if there is one place where my crazy mind gets to flex it's crazy ideas, it's definitely here. Heh, you can consider this post a commercial interruption to your regular GoRPM program. XD
I do have to start writing more again and updating this topic. Since this is finals week, I should be able too hopefully as after Tuesday I have some free time coming up...well, when I'm not gaming and such. Damn awesome games being out. Anyway, for those of you that actually still follow my madness, I hope you enjoyed this, and stay tuned for more.
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I want that couch. Who will fight me for it? Naked? On the couch? Covered in Jell-O?
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No thanks, the couch is yours.
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I want that couch. Who will fight me for it? Naked? On the couch? Covered in Jell-O?
This nude jell-o covered match may very well be the subject of my next GoRPM! 0v0
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Because there's always room for Jell-O.
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Yes, there most certainly is. [eyebrow]
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I want that couch. Who will fight me for it? Naked? On the couch? Covered in Jell-O?
Hm...
This nude jell-o covered match may very well be the subject of my next GoRPM! 0v0
I'll do it~!! >U<
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I'll do it~!! >U<
Mmmm this is already getting deliciously better! owo
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The song makes it better. XD
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Well, well... Jell-O is good for almost everything... XD
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Hmm >w<... wa-wait...bad imagination, bad, bad.
Anyways, that commercial = win, I´m going to buy some Tide now XD and a couch
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I lol'd at the commercial XD
Well, well... Jell-O is good for almost everything... XD
Indeed, Jell-O makes EVERYTHING better [eyebrow]
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For the record, I got an A for that Tide Commercial.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH (http://epiconeliner.com/)
Moving right along, currently I'm working on something new & exciting for the GoRPM's. We shall see how it turns out, but be very excited people!
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...Nude Jell-o catfight...for a couch...okay. o-O
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Expected no less for your commerical. XD
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...Nude Jell-o catfight...for a couch...okay. o-O
I, for one, see nothing wrong with this at all! 8D
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Me neither. It's a damn good comfy couch, totally worth fighting over. Hell, I'd Jell-O fight for the big white comfy leather couch that my psychiatrist had in her office!
THIS TOPIC IS NOW LOCKED. FOR MORE EXCITING GORPM ADVENTURES, HEAD TO THE NEW TOPIC, THE GALAXY OF ROCKMAN PERFECT MEMORIES W/ ART! (http://forum.rockmanpm.com/index.php?topic=4020.0) IT HAS ART.
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I Hate You
Inside Greedo's Cantina...
Protoman Blues - *addressing the table* "...and while saving Sector 1701 from the Logic Demons, I was almost married to the princess of the planet of speedily wed people. And that is why I haven't been able to write any GoRPM's these past two years!"
Ninja Lou - "....he was in Japan trying to get a Figma PB figure made."
Quickie - "Did he succeed?"
Ninja Lou - "No. No he did not. In fact, I believe he was in jail for two years for sexual harassing the president of the company?"
Quickie - "Isn't the president a guy?"
Ninja Lou - "I don't even know anymore!"
Protoman Blues - "Well now that I've triumphantly returned to my authordom, what should I write about?"
Quickie - "Sex?"
Protoman Blues - *writes that down* "On the list already, but you can't go wrong with sex squared!"
Ninja Lou - "How about a YuGiOh tournament?"
Protoman Blues *secretly writes that down for a future RP* "I don't think members are going to make a full deck list. Plus that would go on forever! Dumb idea, Lou. Just...dumb!"
Ninja Lou - "I hate you!"
Quickie - "How about a race around the world, like the Flash & Superman did?"
Protoman Blues - *writes that down* "Fantastic idea, Quickie!"
Ninja Lou - "...um, sex?"
Protoman Blues - "Sex cubed? Don't you think that's a little disturbing, Lou? You sick [tornado fang]!"
Ninja Lou - "I hate you!"
Protoman Blues - "Maybe I'll write a story about my adventures while I was away saving the galaxy these past couple of years!"
Ninja Lou - "THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN! YOU WERE IN JAIL!"
Protoman Blues - "Ooooh, and some more seussian rhymes. Something special for X-Mas. RPM Chopped..." *writes down ideas*
Ninja Lou - "I hate you!"
Quickie - "He's not listening to us anymore!"
Ninja Lou - "Yeaaaah, that tend to happen when his imagination starts running wild!"
Quickie - "How do you put up with it?"
Ninja Lou - "I've installed a holodeck in my room. I kill 30 holographic PB's a night!"
Protoman Blues - *off in his own little world* "The Sexventures of Roll-Chan X!"
Quickie - "Does it help?"
Ninja Lou - *smiles while taking a drink* "Like you wouldn't believe!"
Quickie - "How much did it cost?"
Ninja Lou - "I'd rather not discuss it. Let's just say....I hate him!"
Quickie - *Very curious and summons her puppy dog face* "Ummm, can I come over and kill Holo PB tooooo?"
Ninja Lou - *shocked at puppy dog face* "AHHHHH!!! I mean, sure!"
Protoman Blues - "OH, AND SUPER PB BROS!"
Ninja Lou - "YOU DID THAT ALREADY, YOU ASS!"
I've missed writing these. Although lord knows I'm probably rusty. Anyway, since I don't think I'm ever going to be able to make a drawn GoRPM comic, I'll go back to these! They're still fun to do! 8D
Who knows when I'll get to some of the ideas mentioned. If previous fans of these remember, my brain works in mysterious ways! Either way, THREAD UNLOCKEDED! 8)
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*M.Bison* YES YES!
Oh my god it's finally back, and that one was hilarious. So that's your explanation of why you didn't write. Also was the President really a guy?
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Was he? I don't even know anymore! :V
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You know looking back on this, I can't believe it ended by discussing a Nude Jello Catfight between Vixy and Quickie for a couch.
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LOL, REALLY? You cannot believe that something in my topic ended with a nude Jell-O catfight? owob
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No I can't believe it ended with discussing a Nude Jello Catfight.
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Oooooh boooooy. XD
So... It's sex to the power of what number now? :P
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I go away for like a week and THIS comes back? God damn it.
Well, this is always fun, so I'm glad to see it back 8)
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C.S.I. RPM
In St. Acidburg, an innocent robot has been murdered. C.S.I. has arrived to examine the scene...
Fxeni - "What have you got for me, Chief?"
DetectiveMan - "Who are you?"
Fxeni - *shows badge* "Fxeni. I'm the head of Crime Scene Infxetigations."
DetectiveMan - "You're part of the police department?"
Fxeni - "More or less. So what have we got here?"
DetectiveMan - "Well, MurderedMan was pushed out his apartment on the 20th floor. NeighborWoman said she heard someone break the door and..."
Fxeni - *interrupts* "Hold the phone. His name was MurderedMan? What the hell was his special weapon?"
DetectiveMan - "Chalk Outline!"
Fxeni - "Who the hell is making these?"
As Fxeni continues his discussion with DetectiveMan, suddenly Sakura pulls up in a Ferrari.
Sakura - "Okay chief. What's the situation?"
DetectiveMan - "And who might you be?"
Sakura - *pulls out badge* "Sakura Leic. Crime Sakura Investigations!"
DetectiveMan - *confused* "And you're part of the police department as well?"
Sakura - "More or less."
Fxeni - "Hang on, Sakura. My department was here first."
Sakura - "I'm C.S.I. though."
Cosake - *drunkingly walks over to the scene of the crime* "So am I!"
DetectiveMan - "Oh boy!"
Cosake - *drunk* "I'm here with Cosake Seriously Intoxicated to crime this investimigation!"
Sakura - "Oh my god, you reek!"
DetectiveMan - "Do you have an ID?"
Cosake - *drunk* "DO YOU? I WANNASEE YOUR ID!"
Fxeni - "This is absurd!"
The Great Gonzo - "I agree!"
DetectiveMan looks on in horror as more and more RPMers come towards the scene of the crime.
DetectiveMan - "Sigh...and who are you all with?"
The Great Gonzo - "Creative Sonic Illustrations!"
Archer - "Cruel Silly Insinuations!"
Acid - "Capcom Strider Inclinations"
Quickie - "Cheesy Speedy Incorporated!"
Jericho - "Capcom Stri...HEEEEYYYY!!"
Vixy - "Cuddles Snuggles Invitations!"
Cosake - *still drunk* "COSAKE SERIOUSLY INTOXICATEDDDDDDDDDDDD!"
DetectiveMan - "ENOUGH!! Can any of you actual help with this crim...OH GOD!"
Before DetectiveMan can finish, Cosake hurls all over him
DetectiveMan - "THAT'S IT. YOU'RE ALL UNDER ARREST!!"
Later, in prison...
Protoman Blues - *handing bail money to DetectiveMan* "That should cover it!"
DetectiveMan - "Right. They're all free to go."
Ninja Lou - "How'd you come up with this much money?"
Protoman Blues - "Well, Carnal Sex Infatuations is doing very well!"
Ninja Lou - "You're an ass!!"
Protoman Blues - *takes off shades* "Yeah, I guess I am an... *puts shades back on* "Anagram Spouting Specialist! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!"
Ninja Lou - "...Shut up!"
Feel free to create you own C.S.I. department. Also, who did murder MurderedMan? 8D
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It was totally Asena, she wants revenge.
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Heh, creative names :P
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Haha, why thank you! XD
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Criminal Spirit Inspection = Run by Ryuta and his Blazkrieg confidants! They can inspect any culprit...as long as it has a living soul! 8D
I have no creativity....
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It had to be his brother MurdererMan. Just saying.
...Damn it, I can't think of my own CSI.
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Commercial Solar Investments?
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I guess that works.
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Vixy - "Cuddles Snuggles Invitations!"
I'm all for this~ :cookie:
Replace "Invitations" with "Investigations" and I'll be all over that too~ :3
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I'm all for this~ :cookie:
Replace "Invitations" with "Investigations" and I'll be all over that too~ :3
I thought you might like that! 8)
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Completely Shady Inventions!
... Bah.
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Cheerful Spirit Inveiglers
i dunno that's all i could come up with. and yes i used a thesaurus XD
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Oh man... Acronyms.
Contraband Supply Investment
Can Superman Intuit?
Creepy Stalking Intruder
Casual Stocking Inventory
Cuddly Slinky Insects
Candied Sugar Inside!
Cold Siberian Igloos
Corporate Sales Invoices
I can keep going, but I'll stop.
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Oh don't stop. You're good at this! XD
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Charismatic Sith Illuminators
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Classy Slogan Inventions?
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Cheesy Saying Initiators
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Cinnamon Swirl Icing?
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Cinnamon Swirl Icing?
Oooooh yummy! 8D
Creating Smiles Intentionally!
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Fine then. 8D
Common Snake Insurance
Creamy Slug Innards
Come, Step Inside.
Compressed Styrofoam Insert
Consolidated Sofa Industry
Chess: Seriously Intellectual
Cheese Smells Icky...
Choirs Sing Inspiration.
Cookies Suppress Indignation
Call Sonic! Immediately!
Chunky Synthetic Ingredients
Cowards Suffer Ignobly
Color-Saturated Imagination
Creepy Scientist Inventions
Caress Sirens Intimately
Casual Soccer Insults
And that's all for now, as I'm going to bed.
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Can't Say It [eyebrow]
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Crashing Sundering INDIGNATION!
...Why am I getting these strange inspirations all of the sudden.
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Cannot Sleep Immediately
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Curses! Sleeping Interrupted.
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Cannot Stay Inside. :3
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Christan Slater Interview 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D
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Chaos has Suddenly been Invoked.
Okay now I'm done, good night.
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Case Sensitive Insides.
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Crazy Stalkers Irritate
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Creamy Sticky Intestines.
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Chuck Some Ice
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Crispy Shrimp Inari.
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Clearly Something Illegal
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Cerebellum Saving Isotopes?
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Coffee Scented Incense.
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Crap, Sad Interest... o-O
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Cigar Smoking Illness.
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Controlling Spitting Impulses
Cool Singing Iguana!
Cut Something Icky
Cutman's Small Intestine?
Canned Sliced Insects
Campbell's Soup, Instantly!
Cold, Sterile Infirmary
Calrissian's Sexy Invitations
Corporate Solutions, Incorporated
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Okay we're up about 67 variations of C.S.I, and I don't think it's going to stop anytime soon.
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Counting Silly Idioms
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Carefully Stabbing Interns ?
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Callously Slaying Innocents
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Come Smell It 8D
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Citing Fallacious Information
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CFI?
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Cordially Snubbing Inmates
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CFI?
Completely Screwed Iteration
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Comically Stealthy Infatuation
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Curb Stomp Insanity.
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Curiously Studying Italian
Crafting Strawberrry Icing
Cautiously Sneaking Infiltration
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Cute Space Invaders
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Crappy Spider Instincts.
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Cannot Stop Interjecting
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Cake Serving Instructions.
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Pride of the Ego Saiyans
Walking along the road heading for Greedo's Cantina, we join Protoman Blues and his protege Sakura...
Sakura - "But why hold my Birthday Party at a Cantina?"
Protoman Blues - "Would you prefer I held it at the Sex Shack?"
Sakura - "...good point."
Protoman Blues - "Besides, Quickie gave me a pretty sweet discount after I promised her that the dear Ninja would buy her some Wii U systems."
Sakura - "That's really generous of Lou."
Protoman Blues - *with a sly smile on his face* "Yes. Yes it is!"
Sakura - "Well we should be there soon enough. Although I'm curious why we're walking instead of just teleporting thereohmygodRANDOMSPARRINGSESSION!" *pulls out Z-Saber and blocks PB's Sword of Omens*
Protoman Blues - "Bravo, young one! Your reflexes have improved immensely." *jumps back while wielding sword* "NOW LET US BEGIN!"
Sakura - *yells out dramatically while charging PB* "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIII!"
Sakura and PB began their random sparring duel, a duel which PB would always spring on Sakura to test her abilities. Their swords clashed together with immense fury. The two once again jump back away from each other.
Protoman Blues - "Sexcellent, young one. You've memorized my fighting with great efficiency! And your boobs have improved as well!"
Sakura - "Thanks, boss. And your perversionary distraction techniques are useless against me now!"
Protoman Blues - *sniff* "They grow up so fast! HOOOOOOOOO!"
PB once again charges at Sakura, this time using the Sword of Omens to fire a beam of energy. Sakura slashes forward, unleashing an energy slash to counteract the beam. Sakura then dashed forward and used her Raikousen technique in the air with her Z-Saber, sending a trail of lightning towards her egotistical friend. PB had to summon his Blues Shield in order to block it. He also used his Blues Shield to block Sakura's Z-Saber Ryuenjin technique, which she immediately used afterwards. As he struggled to dodge and block her attacks, all he could do was smile and think back to many years ago when he first decided to train her in the ways of the Ego. FLASHBACK...
Protoman Blues - "Hey Sakura. Wanna train under me and become my Egoprentice?"
Younger Sakura - *cute and gleefully* "OKAAAAAAAAY!"
END FLASHBACK. PB launched a Blues Strike at the ground to distract Sakura while he backed off.
Protoman Blues - "Very good, young one. Now lets see how far you've truly come. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
PB summons his egotastical energy and transforms into an Ego Saiyan. Sakura was surprised by this, as he's never had to transform to fight her before.
Sakura - *thinking to herself* "Oh wow. I must really be improving. Or he's just being a sore douchenugget!"
Protoman Blues - *gets into the Bluesmehameha Strike position* "BLUEEEESS. MEEEEEEEEE. HAAAAAA. MEEEEEE. HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" *fires the Bluesmehameha Strike at Sakura*
Sakura stands her ground and puts her Z-Saber in front of her in an attempt to block the attack. As the Bluesmehameha Strike hits her Z-Saber, she is struggling to block it, as it begins forcing her back. Sakura then begins to summon all her strength to try and force back the beam.
Sakura - "No. You've trained me too well. I know I can do this! I CAN WIIIIIIIIIIIN!"
As Sakura fully begins to believe in herself, her eyes glow red and her ego powers grow to new heights. Sakura pushes her ego forward and she uses that new found might to transform herself into an Ego Saiyan. With her new Golden Spiky Hair and stern stoic smile, instead of forcing back the Bluesmehameha Strike, she uses her Z-Saber to perform a Shining Sword Slash Technique on the beam, slicing it and scattering it into multiple beams around her. Afterwards she finishes her technique with a powerful blast of energy towards PB. PB jumps to dodge it, but before he realizes it Sakura is above him and coming down with her Kuuenzan technique. She manages to slice at PB's chest and cut his shirt with several slashes before he knocks her away with his Blues Shield. As they both land, they stare at each other intently.
Protoman Blues - *powers down* "Well done, young one. I knew you had it in you!"
Sakura - *powers down while breathing heavy* "W-Wow...so that's what that feels like..."
Protoman Blues - "No worries. You'll get use to the transformation. And daaaaaamn, you came close to my sexy chest!" *looking down at the slash cuts on his shirt*
Sakura - "I'm sorry!"
Protoman Blues - "Nonsense. You did well. I'm so very proud of you! Besides, I was planning to remove my shirt at your party anyway!"
Sakura just stares at him.
Protoman Blues - "Kidding kidding. But these holes will make for a fun conversation starter! Anyway, you're a Ego Saiyan now. Happy Birthday!"
Sakura - *puzzled* "Wait......THIS was my present?!"
Protoman Blues - "Just one of my gifts to you. I always duel friends and loved ones on their birthday! Why, tomorrow I'm going to fight Quickie!"
Sakura - *sarcastically* "You're so.......giving."
Protoman Blues - *oblivious* "I know I know!" *throws her keys*
Sakura - *catches them* "What are these for?"
Protoman Blues - "YOUR BRAND NEW CONVERTIBLE!"
The next day...
Protoman Blues - *being hit multiple times by Quickie's Infinite Mass Punch* "OW. OW. OW. OWWWWWWWW!"
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Happy Birthday Sakura! 8D
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Best present ever. 8)
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Awwwww I'm happy you like! 8)
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HMMMMMM
I wonder if you're intentionally getting knocked up by Quickie. 8D
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HMMMMMM
I wonder if you're intentionally getting knocked up by Quickie. 8D
You know what I can honestly buy that. 8D
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Ninja Lou! Use Avalanche!
It is a frosty, cold day in RPM. Both the snow and the spirits are high, even though the temperature's low. However, one grumpy Ninja is just not feeling it at all. Suddenly, a knock on his door.
Ninja Lou - *hears the constant knocking while in bed* "Come around back................wait, I'm not in NYC. Ugh, hang on!"
As he opens the door, Vixy, Quickie, and Fxeni are at his door.
Fxeni - "Did we wake you?"
Ninja Lou - "Yeah, but no worries. You could've called though." *yawns*
Quickie - "We did. Seven times. Plus the constant texts."
Ninja Lou - "Oh hey, look at that. Forgot to charge my phone."
Fxeni - "It's also five. That's PM, not AM, I might add!"
Ninja Lou - "I fail to see a problem here!"
Vixy - "Enough banter. Lou, we need your Ninja skills."
Ninja Lou - *sighs* "What did PB do this time?"
Vixy - "He swiped your rare, platinum diamond tipped shurikens given to you from the Ninjitsu masters of old. You know, the ones with the really nice poison at the tip?"
Quickie - "He also borrowed one of your coveted Highlander replica swords to, and I'm not quite sure why, yell 'THERE CAN BE ONLY RYE' while slicing Rye Bread!"
Fxeni - "Oh, and he gave away all your remaining Flan to us. He insisted we try it and lemme tell you, that [parasitic bomb] is out of this worl..."
Ninja Lou - *interrupts Fxeni* "That son of a...lemme wake up first and then I'll track his ass down and..."
Vixy - *interrupts* " Oh noes, we're not here about that stuff. We need you to join us in glorious snow warfare against Jericho. He hit us all with snowballs, and our honor must be restored!" *sparkles in her eyes while posing triumphantly*
Fxeni - "The plan is this. I've loaded a whole lot of snow into the Fxeppelin's cargo hold. We need you to get him out of his Rump Shaker, either through friendship or your ninja skills. Then, you Ninja Vanish away while we dump an avalanche on him and laugh. We call it, Operation: Laughalanche!"
Quickie - "I'd get him out with my super speed, but running on ice is really not fun!"
Vixy - "So, you in?"
Ninja Lou looks at them all with giant smiles on their coercing faces then closes the door.
Quickie - "Come onnnnnnnnn. We'll let you out of those Wii U contracts."
Ninja Lou - *opens the door* "FOR THE LAST TIME, I NEVER AGREED TO ANY OF THOS...fine I'll do it!"
Hours later at Jericho's Rump Shaker, Ninja Lou has managed to get Jericho outside after a rousing couple matches of Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3
Jericho - "So yeah, I've been practicing a lot in that game!"
Ninja Lou - "I still prefer just two fighters instead of three."
Jericho - "I can understand that. Wait a minute...the Fxeppelin! I SENSE A TRAP! LOU, STAY HERE. I'LL GO INSIDE AND SEE WHAT'S GOING ON!"
Before he can move, Ninja Lou manages to pin Jericho's arms and legs to the ground with ninja weaponry.
Ninja Lou - "HA! Looks like I WIN. Now prepare for the end!"
Jericho - "No. This is wrong. How'd you find out about Operation: Laughalanche?"
Ninja Lou - "They told me you hit them with snowballs. This is just revenge. Standard Ninja-y stuff, you know!"
Jericho - "B-But they told me you hit them with snowballs. That's why I rigged the Rump Shaker's rump shaker to create a rump shaking dampening field which negates teleportation of any kind!"
Ninja Lou - *clenches fist* "PB. THAT SON OF A BITC....wait, how does a robotic shaking ass create a teleportation dampening field? How is that possible?"
Jericho - "It's basic rump science, really. See, the booty movement coincides with the matter transportatio..."
Both of them are hit with the Fxeppelin's payload of snow. Meanwhile, aboard the Fxeppelin.
Protoman Blues - *laughing* "You see, I told you all this would be fun!"
Vixy - "But sweetie, isn't Lou going to be furious when he gets out of there?"
Protoman Blues - "I bought him a few figures to help him get over it. As well as made him his favorite dish. After all, my dear. Revenge is a dish best stopped with Flan!
Quickie - "What about Jericho?"
Protoman Blues - *smirks* "What about Jericho!"
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I miss snow. I want some snow in NYC dammit! B(
Also, I like the idea of Rump Science. I may explore this in the future! 8D
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You are such an ass. 8D
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Poor Lou. :'(
Also I died at the 'There can only be Rye' part.
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PB you magnificent bastard. XD
Guess it's a good thing I wasn't there to kick Jeri's ass at Marvel too 8D
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How do you get Lou into those contracts anyway?
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I vouch for him. XD
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That explains it. XD
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You are such an ass. 8D
I know! :V
Also I died at the 'There can only be Rye' part.
Hahahaha! XD
PB you magnificent bastard. XD
Guess it's a good thing I wasn't there to kick Jeri's ass at Marvel too 8D
That sounds like a challenge!
That explains it. XD
If I don't vouch for him, then who will?
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I don't know, Hitomi isn't here anymore and we never did get that Nocture Lycan Ninja Laura.
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I want Flan. I want Flan oh so badly. I've never eaten it. Perhaps it is high time I peruse the Mexican aisle at the store and buy the ingredients to make Flan!
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The Ninja's mom makes Flan like no other. It's seriously soooooo good! 8)
Posted on: January 29, 2013, 03:12:41 AM
(http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/734048_4308116103356_1654332648_n.jpg)
This is it. It's soooooooooo good! 0v0
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It looks pretty good! So does that robotic shaking rump, I bet!
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I don't think I had good flan before.
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The Agony Of Defeat
We join KoiDrake and Dr. Wily II at KoiDrake's Asteroid A. The A stands for Art.
KoiDrake - *escorting Dr. Wily II to the War Room* "And he invited you here?"
Dr. Wily II - "I'm as shocked as you are. Do you have any idea vhat this is all about?"
KoiDrake - "Yeaaaaaaah, I do. See, PB helped me enter this DarkStalkers contest that Capcom had held on the net. Mind you, I didn't have the highest of hopes. Buuuut PB was determined to win. Well, we didn't. He hasn't left my Asteroid A since. You know, the A stands for Art.
Dr. Wily II - *looking around at all the paintings* "So I see."
KoiDrake - "Hey, can I interest you in this Aile drawing. Might spruce up the old lair a bit!"
Dr. Wily II - *staring intently at Aile painting* "I'll pay ANY price!"
KoiDrake - "I'll have it sent to you. Ah, here we are. The War Room."
Dr. Wily II - "Might I ask, vhy do you have a Var Room?"
KoiDrake - "For War, dummy. You think artists are free from violence? I mean, forgoing the constant drawing requests from people. That's what the Turpentine Serpentine at the front gate was for. Then comes the art battles. The Paint Wars of 03' were a dark time filled with death, blood and the color Purporange. And the layers. THE. LAYERS."
Dr. Wily II - *entering the War Room* "Ooooookay.
Protoman Blues - "Wily II. It's about time you showed up!"
Dr. Wily II - "I vas surprised to get your call!"
Protoman Blues - "Listen Doc. I don't like you. I don't like your stupid coat. And I don't like your use of the letter V. However, Capcom has dared to deny KoiDrake and I victory in this contest. THEY SHALL NOT GO UNPUNISHED!!!!"
Dr. Wily II - *a slight tear in his eye while holding his coat* "Vhat is vrong vith my coat?"
KoiDrake - "Look, PB. It's okay. I didn't expect to win anyway. Let's just put down the blueprin..."
Protoman Blues - *ignoring and interrupting KoiDrake* "So look here, Doc. I have the blueprints to JapCom's headquarters. What I need are a few Robot Masters to help me assault the compound and claim our prize. Perhaps a Hypno Man of some kind to change the contest judges minds."
Dr. Wily II - "....Vhat is vrong vith my coat?"
Protoman Blues - "Or, perhaps a Chrono Man to go back in time to change the vote in the first place! Then we won't need a Hypno Man at all. No wait, we'll still need Hypno Man to ensure to judges make the proper vote. Finally we'll need a..."
Dr. Wily II - *ignoring PB while looking at KoiDrake* "....Seriously, i-is something vrong vith my coat?"
KoiDrake - "It looks fine to me."
Protoman Blues - "...and a Pigeon Man to [parasitic bomb] on their cars! That should cover it. Soon, Koi. Soon we shall have our REVENGE!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
KoiDrake - *shrugs* "I suppose. Look, I'll be in my studio if you two need me!"
Later, at Dr. Wily's World Domination Station...
Dr. Wily II - "COAT MAN. FRONT AND CENTER!"
CoatMan - "Yes Master!"
Dr. Wily II - "You vill begin designs on a new lab coat for me!"
CoatMan - *curious* "What was wrong with your old coat?"
Dr. Wily II - "SILENCE!"
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PB does not take defeat very well! B(
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Okay 1 why is Wily II suddenly German even though this isn't the Ruby-Spears Universe and 2 what is wrong with his coat. Either way I would love to see a Pigeon Man. XD
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Vhy indeed? 8D
Posted on: February 11, 2013, 11:39:27 PM
Also, I think we'd all love to see a Pigeon Man!
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Protoman Blues - "...and a Pigeon Man to [parasitic bomb] on their cars!
Sore loser!PB is pure. [tornado fang]ing. Evil.
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PB isn't evil! He's VENGEFUL!!! [eyebrow]
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[eyebrow] This is true.
Also, I really do think that Wily II has a Robot Master around for all his most mundane needs.
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Vell, I do have a Coat Man (http://anime86fan.deviantart.com/art/DW2N-025-Coat-Man-122489391)... XD
As for ze other Robot Masters... Hypno Man... Chrono Man... Pigeon Man... *notes them down*
Lastly....
WHAT IS ZE AILE PAINTING
I DEMAND TO KNOW!!
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[eyebrow] This is true.
Also, I really do think that Wily II has a Robot Master around for all his most mundane needs.
Dude he has a Swifter Man, Coffee Man, and a Tea Man.
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FEAR ZE ANGRY COFFEE POT!!
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My favorite line in all of GoRPM: "Vhat is vrong vith my coat?"
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NL- *Stops playing Chrono Trigger and picks up his phone to check a text message*
PB- "Hey Buddy! Help me get revenge on JapCom!!"
NL- *Turns off phone* "Idiot." *Continues to play Chrono Trigger*
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Yeah I expected that to happen...I have no idea what I would do if he asked me for help.
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Vell, I do have a Coat Man (http://anime86fan.deviantart.com/art/DW2N-025-Coat-Man-122489391)... XD
Hahaha, how about that! XD
My favorite line in all of GoRPM: "Vhat is vrong vith my coat?"
Awwwwwwww *hugs*
NL- *Stops playing Chrono Trigger and picks up his phone to check a text message*
PB- "Hey Buddy! Help me get revenge on JapCom!!"
NL- *Turns off phone* "Idiot." *Continues to play Chrono Trigger*
See, it's this kind of disloyalty why you get snow dumped on you!
Yeah I expected that to happen...I have no idea what I would do if he asked me for help.
Why you would help, of course! B(
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But what can I do?
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You can be a sexy distraction! [eyebrow]
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Wat? o-O
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Totally. Walking around JapCom in a skimpy outfit, causing a distraction while I run in and put my plan into motion!
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Can't I just use my Roserade, Castor, to knock them out?
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Hmmmm, I'll have to think about tits.
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Either way you will owe me if you use me for this scheme.
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Oh ho! What would you want in return, young one? [eyebrow]
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I don't know, what sort of ridiculous things does Hitomi usually gets for her services?
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She usually just use to hurt me. Plus Lou got her some Wii U's and other odds and ends! XD
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Okay get me a Munchlax with Curse and Zen Headbutt, that should be enough payment.
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Deal. I'll have the skimpy distracting outfit sent to your Weapon Shack! 8D
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Wait that wasn't part of the deal!
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*rubs palms*
This is GOLD [eyebrow]
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Wait that wasn't part of the deal!
Oh?
Totally. Walking around JapCom in a skimpy outfit, causing a distraction while I run in and put my plan into motion!
I believe it was! :V
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Okay a Munchlax with Curse and Zen Headbutt plus a Weapon's Shack in SPACE!
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Deal! Again, I'll ship that skimpy outfit to you ASAP!
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[spoiler]
The Agony Of Defeat
We join KoiDrake and Dr. Wily II at KoiDrake's Asteroid A. The A stands for Art.
KoiDrake - *escorting Dr. Wily II to the War Room* "And he invited you here?"
Dr. Wily II - "I'm as shocked as you are. Do you have any idea vhat this is all about?"
KoiDrake - "Yeaaaaaaah, I do. See, PB helped me enter this DarkStalkers contest that Capcom had held on the net. Mind you, I didn't have the highest of hopes. Buuuut PB was determined to win. Well, we didn't. He hasn't left my Asteroid A since. You know, the A stands for Art.
Dr. Wily II - *looking around at all the paintings* "So I see."
KoiDrake - "Hey, can I interest you in this Aile drawing. Might spruce up the old lair a bit!"
Dr. Wily II - *staring intently at Aile painting* "I'll pay ANY price!"
KoiDrake - "I'll have it sent to you. Ah, here we are. The War Room."
Dr. Wily II - "Might I ask, vhy do you have a Var Room?"
KoiDrake - "For War, dummy. You think artists are free from violence? I mean, forgoing the constant drawing requests from people. That's what the Turpentine Serpentine at the front gate was for. Then comes the art battles. The Paint Wars of 03' were a dark time filled with death, blood and the color Purporange. And the layers. THE. LAYERS."
Dr. Wily II - *entering the War Room* "Ooooookay.
Protoman Blues - "Wily II. It's about time you showed up!"
Dr. Wily II - "I vas surprised to get your call!"
Protoman Blues - "Listen Doc. I don't like you. I don't like your stupid coat. And I don't like your use of the letter V. However, Capcom has dared to deny KoiDrake and I victory in this contest. THEY SHALL NOT GO UNPUNISHED!!!!"
Dr. Wily II - *a slight tear in his eye while holding his coat* "Vhat is vrong vith my coat?"
KoiDrake - "Look, PB. It's okay. I didn't expect to win anyway. Let's just put down the blueprin..."
Protoman Blues - *ignoring and interrupting KoiDrake* "So look here, Doc. I have the blueprints to JapCom's headquarters. What I need are a few Robot Masters to help me assault the compound and claim our prize. Perhaps a Hypno Man of some kind to change the contest judges minds."
Dr. Wily II - "....Vhat is vrong vith my coat?"
Protoman Blues - "Or, perhaps a Chrono Man to go back in time to change the vote in the first place! Then we won't need a Hypno Man at all. No wait, we'll still need Hypno Man to ensure to judges make the proper vote. Finally we'll need a..."
Dr. Wily II - *ignoring PB while looking at KoiDrake* "....Seriously, i-is something vrong vith my coat?"
KoiDrake - "It looks fine to me."
Protoman Blues - "...and a Pigeon Man to [parasitic bomb] on their cars! That should cover it. Soon, Koi. Soon we shall have our REVENGE!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
KoiDrake - *shrugs* "I suppose. Look, I'll be in my studio if you two need me!"
Later, at Dr. Wily's World Domination Station...
Dr. Wily II - "COAT MAN. FRONT AND CENTER!"
CoatMan - "Yes Master!"
Dr. Wily II - "You vill begin designs on a new lab coat for me!"
CoatMan - *curious* "What was wrong with your old coat?"
Dr. Wily II - "SILENCE!"
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PB does not take defeat very well! B(
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This made my day <3
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VENGEANCE WILL BE OURS, KOI!
And I'm glad it did! 8)
Posted on: February 12, 2013, 09:02:35 PM
Star Trek: Fxeterprize (Part 1: All I Ask Is A Tall Ship...)
Aboard SexStation 2069, we join Fxeni, Quickman, Protoman Blues, and Ninja Lou walking to the aft docking bay...
Quickie - "So I get to be science officer, right?"
Fxeni - "Sure, the job is yours. Well, that's one member of my crew. I'll still need more!"
Ninja Lou - "You're lucky I'm such a big Trek fan, Fxeni. Otherwise I wouldn't be caught dead on this perverted station."
Protoman Blues - "Oh spare me. You came here for the Pinpoint Barrier Massage and you know it. I even gave you a discount cause you got me that MonsterArts Godzilla figure for my birthday!"
Ninja Lou - "Shutuppppp!"
Quickie - "OOOOH. BAJORAN COSPLAY! I'll be in my quarters!" *speeds off at super speed*
Protoman Blues - *thinks about Quickie as a Bajoran* "...well I'm going to enjoy that!"
Ninja Lou - "Hey, I have a great idea. Do you need a Chief of Security?"
Fxeni - "Yes. Again, whole crew needed here!"
Ninja Lou - "Perfect. I'm in."
Fxeni - "Really? Awesome."
Protoman Blues - "He just wants to send Red Shirts to their death!"
Ninja Lou - "Shutuppppp! Now if you'll excuse me. I've got to get...back down to my apartment. To...prepare for this trip!" *teleports away*
Protoman Blues - *shakes head* "He's going back to the massage parlor."
Ninja Lou - *in the distance* "Shutuppppp!"
Fxeni - "So PB, I was just thinking, would you like to be my First Officer?"
Protoman Blues - "Me? Really?"
Fxeni - "I need someone I can trust, someone who knows their way around a starship, and most importantly someone who knows their Star Trek!"
Protoman Blues - "Yeah sure. It should be fun. I get to scream out Red Alert and All Hands to Battle Stations!"
Suddenly SexStation 2069 goes to Red Alert...
ADA - "RED ALERT. RED ALERT. ALL HANDS TO BATTLE STATIONS!"
Protoman Blues - "Sorrrrrrrrrrry. Sorrrrrrrrry. ADA! Cancel Red Alert!"
ADA - "Cancelling Red Alert. All Hands Stand Down. Commander PB Was Being A Tool Again!"
Protoman Blues - "HEY! Damn back talking A.I."
Fxeni - "You could reprogram that, you know!"
Protoman Blues - "Ehhh, I like bitches! Anyway, back to crew members. We'll need a Helmsman, Engineer, Ship's Counselor, Doctor, and various other positions filled. A Transporter Chief. Tactical Officer. Oh, and plenty of expendables to go on dangerous away missions."
Fxeni - "Right. Man, I'm so happy this thing is finally built. Just look at her!"
PB and Fxeni look out the aft dock window to see the Fxeterprize awaiting to go on its first voyage.
Protoman Blues - "Yeah. It's beautiful alright! Well, let's get you a crew....Captain!"
Fxeni - "Right! Damn that has a nice ring to it."
As Fxeni walks away, PB stops and looks out the window again at the Fxeterprize and softly sighs while lowering his head...
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Well I'm writing a Star Trek arc. Yay. I actually have certain crew members in mind for each position that needs a' fillin. However, if you want to be a part of this just let me know in here or via PM what position you'd like and I'll see what I can do for you. You can be on an alien ship. Hell, you could run the bar. Also, like Quickie, you can cosplay as your favorite Star Trek alien race.
Stay Tuned for more!
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I know nothing of Star Trek, can I still be in?
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Sure you can. I actually had a position planned for you! 8)
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I figured, also why does PB see sad at the end?
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You'll see. Believe it or not, I'm actually sorta trying for story telling this time! XD
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I picked a Bajoran because I was a DS9 fan back in the day, and I cosplayed as a Bajoran for Halloween one year. Had the nose putty and the earring!
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DS9 was the [parasitic bomb]. I just rewatched it and remembered how much I loved that show. Garak is seriously one of the best characters ever.
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Counselor - Forget about the crew. JOIN THE DARK SIDE. THEY HAVE THESE: :cookie:
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The only Trek I've had the chance to see is the reboot movie, what could be an appropiate position for me? Well, besides red shirt.
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What the heck is a Pinpoint Barrier Massage?
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The only Trek I've had the chance to see is the reboot movie, what could be an appropiate position for me? Well, besides red shirt.
I'll find a spot for you!
What the heck is a Pinpoint Barrier Massage?
A Robotech technique pervertedly transformed into a massage! 8D
Posted on: February 21, 2013, 01:12:39 PM
Star Trek: Fxeterprize (Part 2: Stations)
Aboard the U.S.S. Fxeterprize, still docked at SexStation 2069, Captain Fxeni and Commander Blues are inspecting the ship and going over the recent additions to the crew.
Fxeni - "Really? Archer for the position of Ship's Counselor, number one?"
Protoman Blues - "Have I mentioned how much I love that you call me that?"
Fxeni - "Yes. You have. Numerous times."
Protoman Blues - "Just making sure. As for Archer, he's perfect for the position. He has a strong personality and therefore won't be intimidated by the crew's problems or stress. Plus he calls it like he sees it."
Fxeni - "Very well. Make it so, number one! As for your choice of our Engineer..."
Protoman Blues - "I know I know. But really, he's the only one who can understand warp field mechanics!"
Fxeni - "He's INSANE!"
Protoman Blues - "You'd be surprised how much genius and insanity have sex togeth..." *interrupted by Wily II over the comm system*
Dr. Wily II - "CAPTAIN. VE ARE LOOKING AT A POTENTIAL VARP CORE BREACH!! EVACUATE THE SHIP IMMEDIATELY!!"
Fxeni - *sighs* "No we're not, Lt. Commander Wily II. Stop playing around and make sure we are ready to launch at 22:00."
Dr. Wily II - "AYE CAPTAIN! MWAAHAHAHAHAHA!" *closes comm system*
Protoman Blues - *feels Captain Fxeni just staring at him* "...Again, we really don't have many options. I'll get Archer to talk to him!"
Fxeni - "Think it'll help?"
Protoman Blues - "...No."
Fxeni - "Okay. That's two. Who else do we have?"
Protoman Blues - "Let's see here... Oh, I have Vixy as our communications officer. She's fluent in many dialects. She also possess the most heavenly voice, as well as a wicked tongue. Next up, I've assigned Sakura to be our tactical officer. She's very skilled in the field since, you know, I trained her. I also got Solar to be our Doctor, because he's Mexican!"
Fxeni - *stunned* "...what the hell is wrong with you?"
Protoman Blues - "What? Vixy's tongue is extremely skilled at..."
Fxeni - "NOT THAT! I meant Solar!"
Protoman Blues - "He surprisingly knows a lot frontier space medicine!"
Fxeni - "Then why did you mention that he's Mexican?"
Protoman Blues - "...have you ever watched Star Trek? We have to be diversified here! Hell, if we had any Eskimos on RPM I'd have picked them for a Helmsman!"
Ninja Lou - *walking past Fxeni and PB with future security officers* "...and if you get caught in phaser fire, you'll be expected to jump in the way and take it in the chest or groin area. Also, while on alien planets, try every plant possible just to be..."
Fxeni - "Do you have a pick for Helmsman?"
Protoman Blues - "Actually, I was thinking about Cephi for the role!"
Fxeni - "Hmmmm. Experienced with space fighters and piloting. Makes sense!"
Protoman Blues - "Plus she's a little cutie!"
Fxeni - *sighs* "...your motives are concerning at times, number one!"
Quickie - "walks past Fxeni and PB with Solar* "...nose ridges look amazing. Thanks for the cosmetics, Doctor Solar. May you walk with the Prophets!"
Protoman Blues - *sees Quickie as a Bajoran* "I'll...get back to you on the rest of the crew, Captain. I have to go....debrief Commander Quickie...for science!" *runs after Quickie*
Fxeni - "...Why couldn't he be more Vulcan?" *interrupted by Dr. Wily II on the comm system!*
Dr. Wily II - "CAPTAIN!!! VE ARE LOOKING AT ANOTHER VARP CORE BREACH! RUN AVAY!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAA..."
Fxeni - *hits comm button* "Lt. Archer. For the love of GOD, report to Engineering!"
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Well that should be all of the official crew members we need. Still though, if anyone else wants to join, I'll always be able to find a spot for you! 8D
This is going to be a silly voyage!
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I VILL HAVE ZE SHIP... AND ZE AILES!!
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So... is Dr. Wily II wearing a VISOR?
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Nahhh. Just his standard glasses!
Plus he'll have Aile as an assistant in Engineering! 8D
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Archer would make a good counselor wouldn't he.
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Plus he'll have Aile as an assistant in Engineering! 8D
An?
I VILL HAVE AILES AS ASSISTANTS IN ENGINEERING, WITH ZE HELP OF ZE HOLODECK!!
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Archer would make a good counselor wouldn't he.
I certainly think so! :V
An?
I VILL HAVE AILES AS ASSISTANTS IN ENGINEERING, WITH ZE HELP OF ZE HOLODECK!!
YOU ONLY GET ONE!!!
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I have definitely got to get in on this shin-dig. Sounds like more fun than moose-wrestling at Tim's.
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YOU ONLY GET ONE!!!
But... But... O^O
... Ze one is ze real Aile... Right? Not a hologram... Right? -_-
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But... But... O^O
... Ze one is ze real Aile... Right? Not a hologram... Right? -_-
Ix-nay on the oophole-lay!
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I have definitely got to get in on this shin-dig. Sounds like more fun than moose-wrestling at Tim's.
I have plans for you!
But... But... O^O
... Ze one is ze real Aile... Right? Not a hologram... Right? -_-
Yes. It's the real Aile! She's studying under you! ;)
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... Ok. No complaints from me anymore.
BUT I WILL HAVE ZE SHIP *sneaks Aile away*
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Yes. It's the real Aile! She's studying under you! ;)
So he is standing on her shoulders while she is studying. Methinks she might need to see Archer. :o
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All she needs.... Is to see ME.
NO ONE ELSE
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Then would you consider not standing on her shoulders? That cannot be healthy. :O
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Being an engineer is hard work.
I'm training up her strength!!
Plus, she gets a good massage after all that training.
Yes... Very good massage... [eyebrow]
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Alrighty then. I will just be playing table tennis with Jupiter (the planet) if anyone needs me. Uh oh, here comes Europa!
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So I'm there to fill a cultural diversity quota...I can live with that.
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Plus you know frontier space medicine! 8D
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Like burning patients up!!
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*Ahem* I prefer the medical term of cauterization >.>
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Aile can be real, if you give her the same device that made the doctor hologram from Voyager tangible beyond sick bay. 8D
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But since I have ze real Aile... Ze Holodeck plans will come later... [eyebrow]