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Other Things => Off The Wall => Forum Games => Topic started by: Mirby on November 09, 2008, 06:40:55 PM
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Saw this over on ZFGC, and thought it was fun. Basically, you make up a lie about the above poster, and make sure it isn't true. Next person starts.
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Mirby is secretly Dr. Thomas, the douche who caused the end of the friggin' world.
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Is actually LU BU, brainwashed into believing he's someone else and having had all his awesomeness surgically removed.
(Sorry, I got nothin')
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Robo-Ky Mk. III once tripped over a rock, and caused the destruction of a planet. Thankfully, one baby escaped from that planet and was sent to Earth.
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Mirby is that baby.
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Nexus, surprisingly, was born at the nexus of the universe.
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Mirby makes a cute girl.
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Wait... that's not nice... *cries*
There is no one nicer in the universe than Hitomi/Nekomata!
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Mirby stole my PIZZAH!!
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Nexus can't Live anywhere near a school, or else he will explode.
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RMZX.EXE is actually a virus, and is being hunted by an AutoNavi as we speak that has the Ability Get program installed...
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Mirby stole mah bike.
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Believes I'm A Virus Being Chased by Forte.EXE, yea right.
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Is a Mettool, thus loved by all.
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Believes I'm a Mettool, a thought I just slammed in his mind.
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RMZX.EXE has Geass.
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Nexus apparently has an apartment at a specific corner of the Milky Way~
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RMZX.EXE has Geass.
But thats True....
Believes he can Grind a rail and catch Dr.Wily who found his way into the Sonic world...
Which he would need to be super-fast and super-strong to do. Dang, I type a reply and somebody beats me to it.
He really looks like his avatar.
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Doesn't have a burning finger.
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Loses control of his/her Gender changing near Dead Turkeys.
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His mother has a job and is a respected member of the community.
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She is a Robot In Disguise, who wages her battle to destroy the evil forces of the Decepticons! XD
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Is not sexcellent at all in any way whatsoever.
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@Sky Like to kill goats and wear the horns.
@PB Is really a evil master mind and wants to turn the world into cheese cake.
@Mirby Wants to be a dog.
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She strikes fear into the hearts of many with her callous demeanor and precise recitals of all things Souljah Boy. XD
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His favorite colors are Red and Yellow!
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@Jelly: Hates jelly in all its forms.
@PB: Hates Protoman.
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Types too slow.
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He sucks as an artist.
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He's actually a child of the moon!
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@Mirby Has all the heads on his avatars in his room.
@Borock Draws very sucky art.
@Taiyo He wears pink everyday.
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She was drawn by Subby in a way she doesn't actually look.
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Is friends with Dick Cheney.
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Can't Draw for [parasitic bomb].
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That's pretty much the truth, actually....
Hates Code Geass.
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She was drawn by Subby in a way she doesn't actually look.
This is true it's make up a crazy lie.
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Feeds nails to kittens under his desk.
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Is a mystery wrapped around an enigma surrounded by a conundrum.
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Thinks conundrums are what you use to prevent pregnancy.
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Likes to cosplay as Cream.
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Loves to flaunt her latent vixen self. 8D
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Never found the computer room.
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Never like Rockman games.
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Hates Disney characters.
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The last name of her username is Ciel, backwards! XD
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Secret identity is actually Sonic. Tails doesn't exist.
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Is more cat than dog.
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Once ate 50 cats for fun.
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@Akamaru Has closet full of girls.
@Jericho Is the Prince of Persia.
@Mirby Has a freezer gun.
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Once killed a man 500 miles away by blinking.
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@Akamaru Has closet full of girls.
Damn! I thought nobody would look in there!
Once fought the Yeti and lived.
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Never like Wolf and spice anime.
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Once ate at McDonalds.
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Is there anyone out there that never ate at McDonalds honestly?
Do not enjoy ecchi.
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Lives in Antarctica.
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Never had fries.
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She hates Pokemon like if it was a sin against nature.
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He drinks Cherry Limeade (Its so Yummy.)
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Hates the movies Airplane, Caddyshack, and Kung-Pow!
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Hates the movies Airplane, Caddyshack, and Kung-Pow!
How would you know I Love that movie?
He hates every Pencil Puzzle I've ever made.
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Secretly goes to a radioactive dump every week in a futile attempt at mutating a super power, and thus saving the world as the first true radio active super hero.
So far he's only able to regenerate lost limbs at a very slow rate. While helpful, not really all that super yet.
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Is allergic to tea.
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Really Hates Chibi Robo.
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Doesn't have the aura of king!
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Really hates Donald Duck.
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Is a robot on IRC.
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Doesn't know [parasitic bomb] about tech.
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Is totally gay for me.
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Likes it big
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Is planning for world domination!
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Is Ares' girl on the side. 8D
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Is actually Chinese in disguise!
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Is actually Blues with glasses, as he destroyed Rock with a pebble.
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Wants to make love with Pebbles.
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He doesn't want to ban me
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Wants to get banned.
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Wants to ban Zx who wants to get banned.
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Addvocates the banning of Zx while secretly running the resistence to allow Zx to stay.
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Stole my giant castle of doom!
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Actually sold the castle to me for four cookies and a cake.
I gave her the four cookies up front, but I haven't given her the cake yet, nor do I plan to. Don't tell her that last part.
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Is actually a cup of soda in disguise.
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Only knows that because he's the one who filled me with soda in the first place after spilling my tea in disgust.
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His taste is bitter.
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Can't be bothered to play video games anymore.
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Despises living in NY.
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SECRETLY AN UNDERLING OF HANNA MONTANA WHO WILL TRY TO KILL US ALL WITH THAT MUSIC.
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HIS REAL NAME IS MICHELLE AND HE'S A SOUTH KOREAN LESBIAN WITH ONLY ONE NOSTRIL
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Is not actually a Sky "Child" But rather a Sky "Being".
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Doesn't want the world to obey him. He wants cookies.
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Akamaru is NOT based off of Akamaru from Naruto.
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Someone who wasn't here before the crash.
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I saw him fishing the other day!
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Keeps standing on my lawn even when I tell him not to.
Damn crazy kids.
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Actually is a cup of coffee.
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Is actually Akumara.
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WHOS REAL NAME IS ROCKMANEZ!
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He's really a cat....
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She's really a dog...
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He's really a catgirl in disguise.
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He's really a rooky in ping-pong.
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Who is actually a stay-at-home type of person.
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Akamaru's pants are filled with starfish.
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is a cool person.
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An easy person.
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He wishes Kirby would die.
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Is not hot.
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Has a completely normal avatar that children can trust wholeheartedly.
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Is actually smiling... 8)
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Appears ALL THE TIME in Naruto.
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Is completely normal, without a jot of weirdness anywhere. Like, accountant normal.
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Detests Daleks and Rodians.
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Has never even touched a Megaman game.
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She doesn't wander around that much!
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He actually lives in Fargo.
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@PB:
He's ugly and full of failure.
Did I overdo it? xD
@Quick:
Not fast at all.
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Doesn't even know what Boktai is.
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Hates tea with a passion.
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LOVES George Lucas.
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His avatar is not creepy.
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He can drink himself.
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He hates Donald and prefers Daffy.
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Absolutely LOVES FlashMan's weapon!
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is an emo.
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Is totally clothed in that avatar.
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[tornado fang]ing loves Boba Fett
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She's very reserved when it comes to stating her opinion. Also, she likes, nay LOVES Gundam SEED!
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^ His shades make him look like a complete tard.
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In actual fact, DESPISES Centuar Man/Woman.
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He's not The Mysterious Mr. X.
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Sexcellence? WHAT IS THIS SEXCELLENCE YOU SPEAK OFF!?
He's not sexcellent!
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He doesn't don't promise to not take over the world.
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Isn't as amazingly fantastic as she makes out to be.
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Poor at art and good at spriting.
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There's no such thing as Geass.
That's not jello either.
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He can't make good animations.
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Absolutely fails at Pokemon.
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His Brawling skills are top-notch.
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He's not an evil scientist bent on ruling the world.
All he wants to do is give cake to everyone.
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The creator of Diligent Man.
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The man who invented Ping Pong - how else could he make it so cool?
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He can't MSpaint draw.
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His aura is fake.
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He stole his art from other people.
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Will cause a nuclear IMPLOSION if he won't stop glowing.
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He used Miyata Ichirou as his avatar.
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He doesn't actually draw His Ping-Pong arts, just steals them.
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Delivered a plague on my house!
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Is actually one of PB's groupies.
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Lit my fire on hair!
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Isn't very "Tek" at all, he's more of a "Bob".
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Has a thing for me.
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Burned my women and married my car.
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He has an Avatar.
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Touches children <.<
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is a Quint fan.
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has a skeleton in his closet.
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is my dog
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Isn't insane.
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is insane.
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That's true, sadly. :)
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Wants to go out with my hampster.
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She's killed my granny 50 years ago with a chair.
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the "mk" in his name doesn't stand for "mark", but rather "Militant K***".
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Fantasizes about Dick Cheney in a two-piece bikini.
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takes it up the ass with a toaster.
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Actually is very nice.
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Shaved his hairy balls yesterday afternoon o_O
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Hes a She, man.
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She is a he.
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Clearly can't draw to save his life.
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He actually waves like that in real life.
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saves sprite work as jpg~
Actually is very nice.
too bad that's actually true. >.>
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Really a guy
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Hates Roll.
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Has a five accounts here.
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Loves Slippy
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Does not love Vixy.
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Is perfectly sane.
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Hasn't learned a thing I've taught her!
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The most depressed, self-hating man I've ever seen!
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biggest freakin perv on the site.
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Doesn't know [parasitic bomb] about Gundam.
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Hates anime with a burning passion that erupts in a battle aura.
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Doesn't think Aile is hot (blasphemy!). :P
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Really wants to sneak into Dr. Light's room for panties.
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His real name is Strudel.
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Is an incomplete Magitek armor.
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Burns my women and rapes my churches.
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Likes scat, and bestiality. Together. Like, at the same time. Like, goats poo..You know what, I think you get the idea.
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Wouldn't get it on with Hitomi~
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He is my father!
Luke: Noooooooooooooo!
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He actually hires Disney to draw his Donald's and his Chip and Dale's. :V
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Dislikes ping pong
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Is actually just Boba Fett.
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His real name is Strudel.
Dammit don't say anythin--I mean, yeah, that's a huge damn lie right there. yep -_-
^Thinks someone else shot Greedo
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Hasn't really caught a Pokemon.
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Hate ecchi with all his might!
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Totally blows at creating art.
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He has seven children and his wife is roughly the size of a barge.
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Hate ecchi with all his might!
Lies.
Lies and slander.
has a wish to become Eggman.
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Loves Paranoia Agent.
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Decided to take over the school by legal means.
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Hates apples.
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Likes to hide his pr0n before other people use his computer.
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Doesn't know a thing about computers and related stuff.
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Taking over the world is not in his to do list.
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Not a talented artist.
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Has no interest whatsoever in kobun related activity.
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Ping pong is overrated.
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Is inferior to the original Dr. Wily.
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Is a female in disguise.
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Loves cats
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She's into mechanization and war.
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Is a commoner, working off the streets.
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Is really a cat.
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Hates Ping Pong
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Is not the creator of the MM9 damage chart.
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Is not a Gamer.
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Does not know Ping-Pong Fu.
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Is a furry and loves Tails yiff and Lopunny rule 34.
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Is still a Resistance Member despite her Alleged "RPM Knight" Status.
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plays Ping Pong with a sword and a lollipop.
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Does not like Aile, or Horo, or Suzu.
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Treats Dr. Mays like a close friend.
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Loves catgirls.
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Did not give me a funny comment on my wall on MyAnimeList.
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Is actually a russian lesbian.
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is actually an "Earth" Child...
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HATES HORO WITH A BURNING PASSION
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Hates making posts in all caps.
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Does not know of the loli queen Shana.
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builted metalman to be invincible
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Hmm...
Looking at his avatar...
Loves ice.
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Is not happy wearing glasses.
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HE STOLE MY COOKIE DURING WORK!!!
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Doesn't love MM9.
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He gave me a kancho...TWICE!!!
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Dr. Light would actually look like that if it wasn't for him barging in at the last minute calling that Dr. Light a pedo.
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Geass is overrated as well.
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He cheated his way through school to become an evil mastermind.
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Hides children in his basement.
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His finger doesn't strech that long, therefore, he must NOT be Lucas. 8D
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His real name is emerl.
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He took my beer that the bartender serves us Dishwashers at night. Ass.
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He fakes death.
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He's actually in his late thirties.
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He's not really the GBD.
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He didn't make his signature.
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He didn't make his avatar
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That guy has no idea how to use a pencil.
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His opinion on anime is never to be taken seriously.
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He didn't make his avatar
That's true.. :P
He isn't ahead of me in posts.
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His post count is the lowest.
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He is not the Self-proclaimed Pokemon Professor.
..Yeah, I got nothin'
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He did not post twice.
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Uhh... he doesn't like Pokemon..
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Hates Archer.
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Is actually Dr. Light in disguise.
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Is actually Dr. Light in disguise.
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He's a douche.
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Took my virginity.
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Forced me too.
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Does not realize I created this topic.
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Did not create this topic.
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Hates and despises borock for pingpongifying everyone and everything.
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Created an inferior Tophat kobun.
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If that's a crazy lie, then I win! VICTORY!
Did not just confuzzle me a bit.
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Still didn't make this topic. 8D
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has a cat on his head and thinks its a hat.
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Is that cat.
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Does not have a random shifting avatar featuring DBZ characters.
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knows how to fly and is giving lessons at $10.50 per hour.
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Does not like Spice and Wolf, Instead likes Game Shows.
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His pong is weak.
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Has no arms or legs.
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Hates electric Pokémon.
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Does not watch MAR.
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Killed the black guy in CSI
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Prefers Han Solo.
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Is wearing a fake mustache.
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Actually likes cats, and Felicia from Darkstalkers, the most.
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Is an echidna.
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Thinks Fire Emblem should go back to Japan and stay there.
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Has just told a lie.
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has seven vaginas.
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Has a pingas.
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wins at life
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Has a team full of big ugly man pokemon.
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@ Hitomi - D:
She's timid as hell.
@Asvel - Has no taste in music.
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Sucks at Brawl.
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Is not at all EXTREEEEEME.
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Doesn't post in this thread very much at all.
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Doesn't like American McGee's Grimm.
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Thinks Dusknoir is totally better than Gengar.
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Is not a trap.
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Never heard Megaman before.
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Cant draw for beans!
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Can't use Ike if her life depended on it.
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Isn't sexy at all.
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Air Chello's the [parasitic bomb] out of a courtroom
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She's such a sweet talker.
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Is a natural nerd.
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Hates StarCraft.
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He's totally going to use Gamma to create peace and harmony.
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He would never fight for his friends. XD
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Is really a radioactive jelly jar. :P
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Is not a doctor. He's actually a lawyer.
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Does not draw well at all.
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Ok I'm lying. He's not a lawyer, he's a potato farmer.
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Lives in the mountains of Finland and subsists solely on caribou.
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Does not need More Cowbell.
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Has reached maximum sexcellence and epicity levels.
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He is Obama.
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He's the one that came up with "THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
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He is the one who invented my username and password....
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Has to resort to cannibalism to survive.
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Speaking of which, he is a cannibal.
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No really, Cossack was the villain in MM4. That [sonic slicer], Kalinka, totally played him for a fool. 8D
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Is actually Dr. Light II
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Thinks Axl should die in a fire, just like everyone else thinks.
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Once killed a man without even moving.
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Has a [ray splasher]
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Thinks Chocobos taste like chicken
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Has a vagina
fixd 8D
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Is the nicest, sweetest person in existence.
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Not a Gym Leader.
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Has an unequaled understanding of the mechanics of a button-up coat...
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Has a visible body.
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sold his soul on ebay.
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Is a wolf disguised as a sheep disguised as a dog.
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Helped create the "Boktai" games!
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What he said is 100% a fact. Hideo Kojima who? 8D
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has a pink iPod.
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Has a secret love for cats.
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All his sprites are stolen...
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He didn't lie to himself.
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He is truly an alien spy whose race plans to anhilate us all.
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Just told a truth.
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just told many lies.
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Not a Russian scientist.
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Is actually Vile MK3 with a new paint job.
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It's not Harpuia who traveled back in time and tried to kill Willy before he constructed Zero.
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His Sig makes complete sense.
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is the worlds biggest failure since fail came to failtown.
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Totally wants me. I mean, without any doubt, she wants the PB!
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He's the person with the smallest ego in the universe.
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Shoots fireballs out of his hand when he is bored.
Totally wants me. I mean, without any doubt, she wants the Akamaru!
Fixed... 8)
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Never heard a word ninja before.
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Hates all furry Disney Characters and has a crazy obssesive crush on Hannah Montana!
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Is in love with a card board box.
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Is in love with her twin sister from an alternate dimension and timeline, she's also a trap.
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Is in love with Sabata.
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Is in love with a giant woman named Susan.
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Is in love with a pokeball/
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He's actually a cat hiding in a dog suit from a dog he killed on his covert kitty operation.
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Is completely serious all of the time.
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Doesn't make any sense.
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Doesn't like any Sonic games, at all, especially Sonic 3.
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Never says no.
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Is the current middle weight boxing champion.
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He's a ninja cat using the henshin/transformation jutsu.
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Once ate his weight in jelly.
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Once destroyed all the magazines in the mall by dumping diet coke mentos on them.
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Like Britania.
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Is a total pervert.
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is a total [Top Spin].
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She's not a goddess.
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He's really not behind the recent robot uprising. It's all that douchey Dr. Light's fault. SEND HIM MONEY! NOW!
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He's really not behind the recent robot uprising. It's all that douchey Dr. Light's fault. SEND HIM MONEY! NOW!
I'd do it. >.>
Never had an ego before. 8D
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THANK YOU! 8D
Doesn't draw dragons well.
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He has not created DOMO Man.
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Is actually part of a secret program initiated by the government to study the habits of gamers on various message boards to see whether or not we're a bunch of murdering maniacs. So far the results remain inconclusive as they try to decipher our babble.
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is actually a cheeseburger.
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Loves catgirls, and secretly hates doggirls.
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Didn't actually finish the 5th Special Stage.
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He's a chibi.
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Is a chibi too.
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Hates chibis with passion.
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He believes that hadouken is not dangerous.
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He believes that Jewel Man is not gay.
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Isn't actually a Doctor. He bought his PhD from some random hobo he met in the street.
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TOTALLY didn't buy his degree in law for 55 cents off Ebay.
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Stole that headset.
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Totally didn't steal that look from blackface.
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Is actually a guy
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He's lying.
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And I'm actually a girl! So the only thing HE's lying about in that post is my gender!
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Has the most amazing avatar I've ever seen.
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TOTALLY Doesn't randomly scream Objection in his spare time.
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Has no talent.
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Totally hates Green Baker Gal.
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Has never lost a fight!
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Has an avatar as awesome as a Cherry Limeade.
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Hates Kallen with a burning passion!
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He isn't very dangerous at all.
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Fails at Pong.
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Is actually completely transparent, and has no secrets or mysterious air about him.
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Secretly sacrifices an electric-type Pokémon every day to appease the dark god Gh'tyg'klon.
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Was a witness to that sacrifice, and must pay for it.... I'll get you one of these days, I swear it!
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Is actually a Kirby with an afro.
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Once scalded himself and got ninth-degree burns from mishandling a cheese taco.
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Doesnt even like meeee! ;O;
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He likes touching cold thing and looking at icecube melting.
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burned ants with a magnifying glass.
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He's really a kitten that looks like a dog.
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Slaughtered animals at the petting zoo.
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Is not a good new friend.
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Does not like Megaman at all and his name is Peanut Butter.
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She likes n00bs.
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Has no idea what "world domination" actually means and will totally fail to achieve it.
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He's not groovy.
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He IS Lelouche. Where else would he go after being killed off in after R2?
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He always hang out together with Coffee of Lee.
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His avatar is totally unfabulous.
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Is actually the child of Luna.
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Is a robot made by ancient Incan.
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Is from a real mafia.
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Is really Dr. Light!
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is really a complete newb to RPM.
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Is really hot for me right now. ;)
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Worships PB all day. :P
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Is really an idiot in disguise.
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Chases people down the street, wielding a screwdriver and telling them to "get out of his head".
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Has no rhythm at all.
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His 'stache is fake.
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is actually going to graduate from Wily University.
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His real name is Aoimaru.
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Is actually US President Elect Barack Obama.
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Is not actually a cup of tea, but a glass of salty Pepsi.
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Has a completely boring personality.
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Thinks Windows 7 is better than Windows 9 because 7 8 9...
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Eats little kittens. And likes it.
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Once destroyed a small planetoid, killing 24 lifeforms.
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he doesn't have an art thread.
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The initials in his name mean "Rythymic Master of Zero Xylophones". No, I don't know what that means either. Let's just take it as "couldn't play the xylophone if he tried".
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His name means "Eggs Night in Games Mega Arsenal"
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Never holds bow and arrow before.
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Is a really boring guy.
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Not the father of Sigtaur.
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Everything is not planned by him.
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One of his plans will eventually succeed.
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Is currently drilling a hole through his monitor.
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Sacrifices orphans to make new sidewalks.
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He heals ze man who vill kill you. [/medic]
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Does not have a girl in his avatar.
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His hobby is peeling potatos and cutting onions.
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He loves mice. Really, REALLY loves mice.
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Is definitely not a crazy scientist.
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He doesn't increase your power at all.
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Daughter of Overlord Zenon. Arrogant and haughty.
Powers up male units.
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Worst artist I've ever seen. Absolutely terrible person in general.
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He isn't A PowerArmor, more of a WeakAroma. 8D
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he doesnt know how to swing a paddle...but only knows how to throw a paddle 8D
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Deals damage to both HP and SP.
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Cheated her way into getting her mod powers.
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Hates doing STDs.
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He's actually Dr. Light's successor, he was just named Wily in memory of his namesake.
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Is really a cup of coffee.
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He's not one of RPM rangers squad.
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He's not one of RPM rangers squad.
When you have time you should do one of the independent heroes. Like DZ... wait is he a hero??
Oh and the Lie is that he is a she, that was a he, but before that was a she, that was a semi- he... that was attacked by badgers
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@borockman: Is not the one behind the creation of the RPM Rangers.
@Ninja Lou: Is PB's number one fan.
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Is not a chibi lover.
Wgeb you have time you should do one of the independent heroes. Like DZ... wait is he a hero??
I have drawn him already. 8D with his mini gunblade and all.
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He can't draw naked chicks!
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The most gloomy person on RPM.
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Needs to live for his previous comment.
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Is actually PB himself! multiple personality I must say.
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he doesnt know how to lie
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Has the dumbest user name ever.
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Really likes Sakura of Fs/n.
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He really hates cheese.
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his the worst archer ever exist on earth
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His art is so bad it makes children cry.
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He says the most hurtful words.
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Hates everyone.
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Never make up a crazy lie about the above poster.
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He cannot draw anything at all.
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Has a violent grudge against chibis.
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Is tone deaf.
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Is really an American.
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His secret base is not in Singapore.
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Is actually 240 lbs and has a cat named Candy Cane.
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Doesn't understand English and Spanish.
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Is actually an alien with the mission to conquer Earth with art.
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My fellow alien, he is the spy for my world conquer plan.
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Can't draw.
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Sucks a duck.
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Doesn't like Captain Planet parodies. 8D
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Isn't in one.
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Is expressing "JUST AS PLANNED!". XD
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Is the eye of the beholder.
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Hates everyone and everything.
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Is actually named Peanut Butter.
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Is a dog person.
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Does not create art.
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Fanfic? What fanfic are you talking about?
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There are fourteen gerbils in the basement of Dr. Wily II. He's forcing them to fight in a bizarre tournament to determine which is the strongest.
The losers? He eats them.
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He doesn't make worlds.
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Slashing n00bs is not her kind of thing.
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Is female. Nope, not a post-op transgender, but born female. Wily has all the working parts!
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Is really a Flash Man lover.
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He is not the sucessor of the much-less evil Dr.Wily. He is instead the successor of Dr.Eggman and a stale can of Ginger Ale.
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He makes no sense at all and can be quite vicious when spoken to.
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His nickname is Peanut Butter.
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She has banged against my window in the middle of the night and simulated zombie noises.
Twice.
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Is responsible for the crash of RPM MKII and hacks everyone's account.
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He thinks I'm totally awesome!
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Is a weak spineless kitten and a coward.
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Makes my internet move at the speed of a drunken snail.
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Surrendered now cause she was prepared to fail!
*hurray for trying to rhyme Team Rocket style*
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He'll cause the apocalypse somehow someday.
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Will assist PB in creating the apocalypse. Tomorrow.
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She totally welcomes the Bluesocalypse!
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@SuperKitsu: She's an accomplice to said apocalypse.
@PB: He's so bossy and arrogant.
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Talks to plants and tries to trade Pokemon cards with them.
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Is a relative of said plants.
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Talks to plants and tries to trade Pokemon cards with them.
Funny that you mentioned Pokemon cards... XD
Ahem, he owns a mart that sells nothing. NOTHING!
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@Taiyo Is a distant decendant of armadillos and Master Albert.
@Wily His plan is to destroy all pokemon.
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She's secretly planning to backstab PB, then go with Tek and backstab him too.
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His Rabbids are more like cute little harmless bunny-rabbits... :3
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He's definitely not jealous of my army of rabbids that could obliterate him and his robots in seconds.
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Makes stuffed Rabbids in his spare time.
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Is a friend of all n00bs.
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He plans to murder me in my sleep, which is almost any moment now.
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Is hiding in my closet.
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Her closet is actually a Dimensional Portal that leads straight to either Dimension X or the Fxenodrome!
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Is actually the goddamned Batman.
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He knows nothing of games, and retro.
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Every night when Dr. Wily II goes to sleep, a flesh-rending demon appears over him and whispers sweet nothings in his ear.
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Dresses cats up in Nintendo outfits.
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Is not a Super Kitsu. Yeah I got nothing.
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Sakura is the reason X9 hasn't been made.
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he is a machine....a spambot
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Knows where Atlantis is.
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Actually lives in Atlantis.
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Is the King of Atlantis.
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Is actually the living Atlantis.
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Is actually the fish living in my fish bowl.
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Is planning to steal Christmas.
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Is Santa trying to stop me from stealing christmas.
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Keeps a matchobox full of ants in a drawer, hoping that someday they will worship her as their almighty deity.
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Has an elephant named Wife.
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Has an afro.
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Is not at all sulubrious.
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@Sky: She's master of Eternia ans transforms into Sky-Ra when she holds aloft her magic sword and says, FOR THE HONOR OF GRAYSKULL!
@Enigma: He's THE RIDDLER!
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He's actually pedo bear.
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He's actually a long lost descendant of Ms. Potts.
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@ Jay, actually holds coffee, not tea.
@jelly, Cracker~ 8D
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SHE IS PART OF THE REBEL ALLIANCE AND A TRAITOR! TAKE HER AWAY!
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IS the Hero of Time.
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Actually made a cameo appearance in The Windwaker.
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Will melt your face right off your skull, and make your iPod only play Jethro Tull.
@Enigma: He's THE RIDDLER!
Oh god how I would enjoy that. ;O;
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Is actually a ordinary person.
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Never had a huge rack.
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Loved Sakura's huge rack.
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He likes them round and big, and when he's throwing his jig he just can't stop himself he's acting like an animal. Now here's his scandal.
He wants ta get ya home....and UH. Double up. UH UH!
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@Jelly:Did not just change his avatar to something Confusing to me.
@ PB: Has Less Posts than me.
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Is in dire need of a new wardrobe.
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Has the worst signature I've ever seen.
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Has an extremely boring avatar that isn't fun to look at.
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Gambles with people's lives.
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@RMZX.EXE Hates Code Geass with a passion.
@Tek Worships the ground PB walks on.
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Sakura has squirrel tails nailed to her walls. They keep the rabbit lord away...
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Is actually Queen Machina and wants to destroy the Zeo Rangers!
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Is actually the evil dude who works for Sparky for peanuts.
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She just doesn't have a clue when it comes to singing.
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Hates Zelda.
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Eats nails for dinner.
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Is a German Robotics professor with studies in Paleontology and Archaeology.
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He's as fast as the world's slowest snail.
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He actually built X, Axl, and Alia! WHAT A TWIST!
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NOBODY LIKES HIM!!
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He much, much prefers Gligamesh.
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He has a Kamen Rider suit in his closet, just waiting for someone to kick in the face...
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Is currently offline... lol.
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Hates Fate/staynight.
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Completely tone deaf and can't sing to save her life.
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Trask owns a pair of trousers made from tiny monkeys all clinging to one another. His pants throw poop at people.
Thankfully not his.
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He does not create worlds. HE DESTROYS THEM!
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One time, RMZX.EXE tried jacking into a computer...with his [ray splasher].
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He hates nukes.
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;O;
Dr. Wily II isn't related to Dr. Wily. It's crazy, I know, but it's true.
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The halo in his name means he is a complete angel that abhors violence, especially violence enacted with firearms.
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He isn't a big fan of Alice Cooper, he's a big fan of Tim Mcgraw.
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Hates anything related to ping pong.
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Archer hates Christmas and likes to show his [ray splasher] to other people.
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His avatar DOESN'T have wiggly eyebrows.
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His Avatar isn't disturbing beyond all reason.
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Is a Space Messiah, appointed by the holy slumbercat council. Selected as the only one who can save humanity from their own ignorance and avarice. Wears a cool hat.
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her name is Earth Child.
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He is Comet Weapon.
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He is Crossbow.
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Is actually a casual in disguise. 8D
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oh you~
Has never played Kanjo-Bazooie in his life ever...
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She once love bustered a man in Reno just to watch him die!
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He took a shot of lemonade and shot his woman down.
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Didn't vote for me as "Best Spriter" :P
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Likes to dress as princess peach in his free time...or everytime
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Logs roll over him all the time.
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He screams "LEAF SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELD" when threatened.
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Is not involved in the "Intentions Project".
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I did not vote him for Best Spriter because I liked his Lelouch mods for Mod my Rockman.
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Is like, the most hated person ever.
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Hang out on the forums all the time because he has no life.
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Hang out on the forums all the time because he has no life.
HA! You loose because this is actually true! :P
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...Okay how bout has a secret life and is actually Zac Effron. I couldn't think of anything.
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Ain't very calm when she posts.
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Star Wars in Rockman?
Pure nonsense.
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Has a full head of hair.
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Doesn't claim to have holes in her jacket... ;_;
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He is literally an open book.
Don't ask me how a book is posting things on the internet, because I wouldn't know.
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Voted for Mccain
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His avatar is the White Ranger.
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She actually doesn't write fiction.
She codes fan games in secret.
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She codes fan games in secret.
Sometimes I wish I could it would be so much easier making a RPG cuz you don't have to write fight scenes.
Is actually a diligent worker.
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Jacket? What jacket are you talking about? She does not wear a jacket!
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He's not evil, he's just moderatly insane.
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Fights for Justice, Rightousness, and the right to eat junk food!
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Is Chaotic Evil
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Is the strongest power ranger in the universe!
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He totally can control and properly use Wood jutsu.
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How did you know? :P
Tried to take over the world more than 10 times
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Hates logs. Tree stumps are better.
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Hates rhythm games.
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Hates Ring Man right down to the core.
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Hates wily
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Is Wily´s long lost twin brother
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is a communist
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Doesn't say RIGHT! a lot!
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Is the most bland member on the site.
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Knows the difference between Power Rangers and Super Sentai.
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He's more of a green than red.
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Doesn't know what Pokemon is.
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Dyed his hair pink
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His name is Whitehook.
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He is really more proficient in bows and arrows than with swords.
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Isn't even aware of the fact that sprites exist.
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A perfectly sane individual. =P
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Won the Nobel prize at spriting
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Is yet another of RPM's terrible spriters.
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Doesn't Steal Posts I try getting.
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He's actually the bastard child of Lelouche and Light Yagami.
Don't ask how this is possible, even he doesn't know.
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He is actually doing chores and activites outside, instead of being lazy and sleeping while watching the News.
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Has the power of heart.
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Is actually Light Yagami's twin brother.
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Is the really the nostalgia chick.
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Wears a paper bag on his head and shouts "biscuit" at random passers-by.
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Is a member of Cobra.
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Is a member of Blue Laser. Subsequently, he "HATES [The Cheat Commandoes] SOOOOO MUCH!"
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Did not just change his avatar and Signature to something much less annoying.
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Burns every Code Geass DVD he finds.
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Doesn't like catgirl maids.
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Her Nipples actually change color depending on her Mood.
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Thinks all Fire Type Pokemon should die.
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Cares not for Ghost Pokemon. His favorite type is actually Normal.
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Isn't sexcellent in the least.
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Actually is the monster under your bed.
-
Is actually a Robot programmed to be witty and fun.
-
The EXE in his name is non-existant.
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Hates pokémon
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Doesn't like Sasuke being log'd.
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Hates kittens.
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Lawnmowing equipment? And intercourse? Pah, nonsense.
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Hates people who use the Internet.
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Isn't a master of blades.
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Doesn´t know what the internet is for.... :cookie:
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Doesn't know what comics are.
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Doesn't know what "white hot man-loving" is.
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Hates the Beatles.
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Believe's in the Sparkvernian motto of Death to ALL Catgirls.
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Likes kiwi lemonade instead of mango.
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She was once known as the 7th Beatle.
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Hates muffins
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Wants to kiss Sasuke on his lips.
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SuperKitsu is actually the gestalt form of the Beetles. Think Devastator from Transformers, but less smashy.
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Has a plasma cannon built into his chest. He uses it to get door-to-door salesmen to back off.
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Makes children cry with his SUPER SARCASM.
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Isn't a good person
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Carves unholy things on people's cars using a blunt pencil.
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Likes to hang from the rafters of his house and swing back and forth, cursing and screaming "I AM THE GODDAMNED BATMAN."
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Likes to hang out with Lucy in the skies...with diamonds
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He does jumps at the spikes and always is smashed by the disapearing blocks XD
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Sculpts little effigies of Hollywood actors from soap and throws them at people who pass by. There is no purpose for this activity.
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Lives in Antarctica.
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Secretly likes Harruhy.
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Loves kawaii anime
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Actually uses 445 images! :O
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Doesn't like to give away his friend codes.
-
Female.
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Is actually CORBENNNN DALLLASSSSSS!
-
is straight.
-
Is Gay.
-
Actually a futa pretending to be a man.
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Fights for the side of Evil
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Doesn't like it when people are logged.
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Never used the word log while talking about me
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Never used the word never when talking about me.
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Was actually the person in Oblivion who asked about the fine for necrophilia.
In disguise.
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Thinks John Lennon is the Anticrhist.
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Thinks catgirls are the Antichrist.
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Thinks Elton John is antichrist
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Thinks comics are the Antichrist.
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Thinks Yaoi is the Antichrist and Archer is Satan.
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Didn't complete the circle of Antichrists.
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To him, Dogboys > Catgirls
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Doesn't draw smexiful artwork.
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Isn't an enigma, but an open book.
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Archer owns two live catgirls. He makes them fight for his amusement, and gives the winner a tuna sandwich. The loser gets one too, but he secretly spits in it.
-
Is actually a very sane writer, of dirty fanfiction.
-
Is actually a top-secret robot master named Gentle Man.
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She fell from the Sky when she was a Child.
-
Is secretly CanadianZero!
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Is secretly the evil BrooklynZero that is planning the downfall of RPM.
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Is burn Hyenard´s voice actor
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Was Ein on Cowboy Bebop.
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Thinks that the Beatles are a bunch of insects.
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He couldn't fly.
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Doesn't like people who dress as Santa.
-
Hates Final Fantasy and cookies
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Hates Megaman and logs.
-
Definently hates Zack.
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Hates any activities that include lawnmowers.
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Hates Anime. and Final fantasy.
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Hates RPM.
-
Hates things that are groovy.
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Doesn't have a MAGICK SWORD BOW.
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He despises all things relating to girls, and cats.
-
wasn't advertising Yaoi earlier.
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Hates the exe series
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Punches babies as a hobby.
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Eat Babies for Breakfast, Brunch, Lunch, Dinner, & Dikfast.
-
He is the most modest person I have ever had the misfortune to meet.
His modesty knows no bounds, he should give himself more credit. Self hating jerk.
-
He is really very energtic.
-
Completely sucks at making sprites.
-
Terrible at drawing.
-
Is one of the Angels sent to judge mankind.
-
Is one of the Angels sent to judge mankind.
Guessed right about that.
WAITWUT.
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Is not any sort of power armor.
-
Guessed right about that.
WAITWUT.
OHSHI-
Eats puppies for supper.
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Doesn't like to use emoticons.
-
At one time had to sell flowers in Canada for chocolate money.
-
Poses nude for Money, Chocolate, or Honey Nut Cheerios.
-
Is not an ego-kinetic sex muffin. He's a cupcake.
-
Uses suction cups to scale skyscrapers and calls himself the human spider.
-
Eats vampires while systematically stomping on werewolves.
-
Has two cocks
-
She's made of wood!
-
Wears pants when he wears no shirt and wears a shirt when he wears no pants.
-
Is not crazy.
-
Is a ugly, 76 year old man.
-
Is completely sane.
-
He is the opposite of the first word in his user name, thus he is weak.
-
Doesn't have bows or swords. He has a big squeaky hammer.
-
HE IS A GIANT RABBIT OF MASS DESTRUCTION THAT RAN SO FAST HE WENT RIGHT THROUGH VENUS AND INTO URANUS!
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Is the scissorman from Clocktower
-
born a human
-
Didn't create the MM9 damage chart.
-
He's really a Dominican.
-
Knows full well what this badass mother can do.
-
Hates shouting "DUMBLYDORE".
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Likes it when I shout "DUMBLYDORE"
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Cries everytime he scream DUMBLYDORE
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Loves Dumblydore with all his heart.
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Didn't go to the concert with DRACOLA.
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Enjoys A strange mix of Lemon and Lime juice that makes a drink with a coconutty aftertaste ( X()
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despises ping-pong
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Does not fill the internet with know-how OR what-nots.
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Doesn't like the fabulous.
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Doesn't like loli...pops.
-
Doesn't like mets.
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Don't like Fate series.
-
Has MAD pingpong skills.
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Is actually Dr. Robotnik II and plans to roboticize cat girls to use as slaves in his Utopian amusement park.
-
Is 'goffik'.
-
Kicks little kitten, girls and Nekos
-
Eats beards off of people's faces.
-
Calls himself "Der Trimman" and casually snips people's moustaches off.
-
Enigma starts a world war of kittens vs puppies
-
Is the man-slave equivilent of Pokemon.
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Does not make good art.
-
Has neither tits nor ass.
-
Claimed he created STDs.
-
Went back in time and killed the dinosaurs.
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Archer: HUURRR DUURR I LIEKS ME SUM ANIMES
-
Hardcore Lesbian!
-
Hates Mango Lemonade.
-
Hates anything or anyone that goes "rawr".
-
Hates everyone and everything.
Especially Fate Stay/Night.
-
Hates art and anything relating to it.
-
Is eating popcorn with a glass of milk.
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Communist.
-
She secrectly collects spoiled milk as if it was wine.
-
Flew to another galaxy and killed everyone there for the fun of it.
-
...Killed the last white tiger. :o
-
His real name is Srash Man!
-
His real name is Plotoman Brues, or Megaman Rock, I forgot which one.
-
Hate fighting games with all his might.
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Hates anyone from Australia.
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hates anyone that's Dominican.
-
Hates anything fabulous.
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Girls dressed as maids disgust him
-
People being log'd disgust him.
-
He's really a very well-known hero.
-
Doesn't know who Dr. Wily is.
-
Hates Ichigo.
-
Posts on RPM 100000 times a day.
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Likes beating up pink haired girls
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Is the Queen of Logs.
-
Likes what's happening in his avatar.
-
Hates all the mets.
-
Biggest loli-hater ever.
-
Has taken over the world with his eyebrows
-
Stole Parts of RMX's Zero Sprite comic for his comic.
-
Uses his Ping Pong bat to dig holes.
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is really the known hero "Bob the Average Guy"
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Doesn't wanna cast a spell.
-
Hates Ilya so much.
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Steals peoples artwork and calls it her own
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Has never posted.
-
absolutely loath Fate series
-
Wants to get it on with the animal-peoples in the back of his sig
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Wants to get it on with the guy in his avatar
-
Doesn´t like girls...and puppies
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DOESN'T LIKE FUZZY LITTLE BUNNY RABBITS!!!11 :O
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Bunny rabbits? ???
Likes guns more than cookies
-
Doesn't give people cookies.
-
Likes Berseker more than Illya
-
HAS A RADIO IMPLANTED INSIDE HIS BRAIN.
-
Hates me.
-
He like, so reply's to me whenever I IM on MSN >.>
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Doesn't have terrible timing on MSN. >>;
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so enigmatic he doesnt even exist in the first place...
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Has a shitty signature.
-
Was so telling the truth in his post.
-
His real name is gunner
-
Is really Captain Hook.
-
Is the real boss of Microsoft
-
Is planning global conquest.
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He is Ryan Seacrest.
-
He is Simon Cowell.
-
He is Randy Jackson.
-
He's really Paula Abdul.
Waitwut
-
He is tottaly Diana Degarmo.... :cookie:
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Thinks that I am Gordon Ramsay.
-
Hates bunnies
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He is in love with Marge Simpson.
-
Eats babies with a side of hobos
-
He is a baby and a hobo... a hobo baby.
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Snipes hobo babies
-
His comic is about hobo babies.
-
Usually sits in a fetal ball in his closet asking himself where his life went so fast.
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An alien that came from another galaxy, that went to Uranus before coming here.
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Was the talking spaceship that I rode in from Uranus.
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Costa Rican prostitute with a machine gun for a leg.
-
Russian killer clown magician chainsaws instead of hands
-
IS WHITEHOOK QUEEN OF LOGS
-
He's a real angel.
-
There are only twenty two mets in his signature.
-
Has only mets and naked chicks in his signature
-
Owns the USA secretly
-
Hates ZX with a passion.
-
One day, PB will die at her hands.
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Absolutely loath Dr.Wily
-
Never heard of Nasi Goreng.
-
Jumped over some o' mah buses.
-
Has never even heard of RPM or what it stands for
-
Is tied up in the boot of my car.
-
He isn't Groovey.
-
He is a french ambassador with a passion for alligators and plans on conquering all of Alabama.
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The creator of South Park and cookies
-
His true nemesis Peter Pie
-
actually thinks that the boat looks ugly.
-
His real name is Ballade.
-
Hates Spiderwick Chronicles deeply
-
He avatar is way too small. I can barely see the thing!
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He's insomniac, never seen him with his eyes closed.
-
He's Sky's IRL b/f.
-
He finishes every sentence with a "ya?".
-
His name is short.
-
the smartest user on the site, ze.
-
She's actually a cat in real life.
-
Has no personality
-
Is actually an animal.
-
Is really Vixy
-
Hates nothing as much as Biometals.
-
super cool awesome guy 8D
-
hates cats.
-
His alter ego is a nice guy who loves to skip in flower gardens, pet kittens, and sips tea.
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Evil overlord.
-
Has a hairy chest on his avatar
-
Thinks Harpuia should never appear in any games. And if a MMZ collection is made for Wii, he should be removed and replaced with a mettaur.
-
Knows me alot.
-
She likes to swear...
-
She hates every living thing.
-
She's not really kind...
-
Alien from Pluto come for revenge.
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Can see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch
-
Is Pinocchio.
-
Has big strong muscles in real life.
-
Dislikes guns of all kinds.
-
Loves Archer's dubbed voice. 8D
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Loves what I told him Archer's dub voice sucks.
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Don't know what anime is.
-
Is really a "bobo" shooter.
For those that didn't know, "bobo" in this sense means horrible aim. 8P
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Is really Dr. Light.
-
Is always soooo....British
-
Once had an accident with a contraceptive and a time machine.
-
Is the Kirby.
-
Doesn't like money.
-
Is a girl.
-
Is actually a Sniper Y!
-
Hates Rockman with a passion
-
Thinks Super Sentai is VERY silly.
-
Is actually Megaman. O_O
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has very low accuracy despite being called sniper.
-
Wants to murder Index
-
Is a blade that's alive and uses computers.
-
Killed Hitler.
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Was the gun that killed Hitler
-
was the bullet that killed hitler
-
Accidently killed Hitler with a gun followed up by a bullet.
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My neighboor's girlfriend. The person above me is a girl.
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Has the speed of sound.
-
Is behind creating Mother Brain (Play Phantasy Star 2)
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Have four eyes.
-
Has only one eye.
-
Is really in skeleton form in real life
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Talks too much
-
Is a Gedoushu! *insert Shinkenger henshin*
-
Is a Power Ranger.
-
Has the longest name in the world.
-
Snipes people using a toy gun rather than using a semi-auto rifle.
-
^
IS ACTUALLY A METOOL!
-
Real name is Ceramic Sun.
-
He was forged in the fires of Mt. Doom.
-
He has boobs.
-
Hates the classics
-
Hates all things Megaman.
-
Hates anime.
-
Preffers swords over guns
-
Says 'Girugamesh!' at the end of every sentence.
-
Has absolute loath on Type-Moon and their franchise.
-
The inventor of met hats
-
Has four hundred babies.
-
Is undead.
-
Drinks powerthirst before sniping people
-
King Kong's older sister.
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The father of that older sister.
-
George Lucas' Great Grandmother.
-
Has a diet consisting exclusively of live mice
-
Is name isn't a heathen thing used by a heathen race.
-
Has thick white hair.
-
Is really a puppy sniper.
-
He doesn't fight with his fists.
-
He sucks at drawing epic battles.
-
He don't like Pokemon.
-
She snipes for free!
-
He don't like Pokemon.
Actually, this was TRUE in the past. 8D
Ahem, he killed Mickey Mouse.
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He still has no clue on where to find Pokemon Platinum, he is just playing us into believing he has it.
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knows that i'm just an ordinary witch, da ze.
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The nicest person EVER.
-
He used to be a chunk of cheese.
-
A jar of marmalade.
-
He's really, really... FAR. 8D
-
He's the same age as Dr.Wily in real life.
-
Is really a Sniping Goldfish.
-
Plays Ping Pong like a Pussy Whipped [sonic slicer]!
-
Never post any picture in post your picture thread.
-
He has 31 senses.
-
Believes the end is far
-
The alien who mutated in the ocean and eats only moon rocks.
-
Is an alien from the Sun.
-
A rock.
-
Hates deathnote and Megaman and wants nothing to do with it. Ever.
-
ALWAYS eats my soul RAW X(
-
His name is based on an unfamous scientist.
-
His eyes remind me of someone's.
-
Hates near and thinks the deathnote is a worthless peice of... *cough cough*
-
Is really a fan of Serpent.
-
If you mention Phoenix Wright around him, he'll stab you in the neck with a sharpened pencil!
-
You remember the Big Bang?
Yep, caused by PB.
-
Not the real culprit.
-
Did not set a trap.
-
Did not get rid of the part of his sig. about cinnamon toast crunch
-
Did not use text highlighting earler. Also hates Model ZX.
-
Does not have a kobun in his sig.
-
Love american cartoons.
-
Has many rotting corpses in her bathroom.
-
Is Jerry Springer.
-
IS CANDLEJACK OH SHI-
-
HATES bunnygirls.
-
Didn't shake his fist at me.
-
Has a limited amount of avatar works
-
She actually does have Model Z somewhere in her room.
I should know. I put it there.
-
He's.... not lazy! DUN DUN
-
Has more posts then anyone else
( Also Lazyman , its true , i do have biometal Z in my room , i made a plushie of every biometal and theyre on my bed , i'll maybe post a few pics of them soon , and also im starting a Axl plushie toy that'll be only 3 feet tall )
-
Loves Model A more then ZX.
-
Is perfectly normal.
-
Is Zac Efron.
-
Homosexual whore.
-
Works as....[spoiler] RONALD MCDONALD AT MCDONALDS!![/spoiler]
-
Is the Subway guy.
-
Is really Colonel Sanders. *GASP*
-
Really is the culprit
-
IS A MAN!!!!!
The moral of the story, There is no such thing as a girl on the interwebs.
-
Thinks im a guy
(ummm proof against that; what guy makes plushies of every biometal and Axl?
-
A Psychopath.
-
He killed Jack Nicholson, disguised as himself as him and played in the Batman movie, then he used his necromancy power and revived him......
-
Thinks im a guy
(ummm proof against that; what guy makes plushies of every biometal and Axl?
(um, I wasn't being serious? After all, this is the make up a crazy lie about the above poster thread)
OMG IT'S THE PERSON THAT KILLED JACK NICHOLSON!?
In other words.......BLACKHOOK AND SOULANIMAL ARE THE SAME PERSON!!!!
OMFG.
lol.
-
Doesn't have youtube account.
-
Apparently seems to have no sense of humor, poor guy, I pity his friends and family for having to put up with such a guy.
-
Is J.K. Rowling.
-
can still be praised easily on the praising thread
-
Hates model zx.
-
Is made of plastic.
-
That creepy guy who was giving me weird looks in the elevator today.
-
I looked at him weird when he creepily looking me at the elevator today.
-
I looked at him creepily when he weirdly looked me at the elevator today.
-
Both looked at each other weirdly in a lewd fashion as I stepped into the elevator today.
-
Joined in on our 'staring contest'.
-
Tried to come on to me.
eww.
-
Was totally interested.
-
kicked himself in the balls for saying that.
-
Kept closing the elevator doors every time I wanted out.
-
wanted to keep me from leaving the elevator every time I tried to get out.
-
Did not like borock being there with us.
-
tried to make it a threesome
-
Brings a girl into that said elevator.
-
Didn't want a girl there.
-
Like his current situation.
-
Likes it even more then me.
-
Couln't possibly like anymore than Borock does.
-
Was also there and didn't think the whole was complete bollocks.
-
LIKES TO BRING ON THE CAPS LOCK FURY.
-
Her tits can shoot liquid hot magma!
-
He's a fusion of Fifty Billion People.
And that's just normal PB.
-
He stole the apples and then dumped them in the ocean and ate the tree instead.
-
Is really an idiot-savant.
-
Is actually a Scion of Odin
-
Found Oranges on Mars.
-
Plants apples on Saturn's ring.
-
Likes Carrot Top and his hair too much.
-
He's actually a Ballade. Don't ask how a Pokemon managed to learn how to type in English. Being part Psychic type helps.
-
He's the Pokemon Whisperer. Like the Dog Whisperer.. yeah.
-
He truly deeply loves Mets so much he has hats of them and little stuffed animals of them and a metall shaped bed and lives in a Met hat.
-
Doesn't have soul.
-
Can't draw.
-
Is actually an electronic construct bent on taking over the world....wait that's-
-
Is actually a dragon trapped in a Gnome's body.
-
Doesnt post every other person pretty much
-
A Super Saiyan.
-
A tsundere-dere hater
-
Monster hating alien who likes to eat the brains of rats.
-
Exactly what you are, a Monster hating alien who likes to eat the brains of rats
-
Is really Sand Rock.
-
Hates SD Gundams.
-
Zombie man.
-
Is really Gnojmadlav Aor Leahcim.
-
He's... Simon from American Idol.
-
Is actually Rin.
-
Hates kitten snipers.
-
Really a plastic moon
-
Randy Jackson.
-
Your face looks like this.
╬ಠ益ಠ)
-
A monkey who escaped from the zoo.
-
His pants is on fire right now.
-
Is secretly the person putting poisonous vipers in your mailbox.
-
Isnt super at all
-
Doesn't love anything.
-
Don't like anime.
-
Hates me.
-
Actually is Dr. Cossack, not Wily.
-
Is a giant cock with wings.
-
Cannot [tornado fang]ing get enough of Haruhi. XD
-
Extremely Hates being a mod and acts like a dog licking toilets
-
Is a a dog licking toilets.
-
Plans on using traps and peni-peni's to take over the world.
-
The pope.
-
A soul stealing pirate....but not Davy Jones
-
He is a Somali Pirate.
-
Has the longest signature known to mankind...also he devours kittens.
-
He has a picture in his sig, and it is very large.
-
Is sucking on my toe. He put salt and pepper before he started, too.
-
He died. In train crash. In the ocean.
-
Decided to climb the Empire State Building.
-
Beat me up it.
-
Placed a curse on the National Slovak Hockey team and now they are worthless
-
Sponsors the National Slovak Hockey team.
-
Knows that I´m a rich bastard....no longer because of him
-
Doesn't know that I stole it all.
-
Doesn´t know that I´ve kidnapped his sister and that she´s in another castle
-
Is my dog's brother.
-
Can make powerful magic.
-
Mom? is that you?
-
Ate the thing in his fridge that has been there for 10 years.
-
Is the thing that was in the fridge fo 10 years
-
Is the thing that was in the fridge for 10 years' 20 year older brother.
-
Father? is that you!?
-
I mistook him for Darth Vader.
-
Is really Luke Skywalker, and going NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~ at this very moment.
-
He is George Lucas.
-
He is George Lucas's wife.
-
She once threw a Taco at another man's face, then kicked him in the balls.
-
That would've actually been hilarious XD
Anyways, he kicks puppies and drowns kittens D:
-
Kicks ass a chews some powder gun....and he´s tottaly out of Ass
-
He cuts his fingers.
-
Snipes kittens for money.
-
Doesn't actually have anything to do with meteors. His real name is Fluffy Bunny Weapon. He just chose the name to sound cool.
-
Is Tom Jones.
-
Is Paula Abdul.
-
My grandpa.
-
My long-lost grandson.
-
My great-great grandfather who killed a thousand men. D:
-
She's actually my grand daughter?
-
An unknown person to me
-
Is really a zombie samurai.
-
A close relative to Zombie Samurai Lincoln!
-
Is my fairy godfather.
-
Is a piece of paper.
-
Is Thomas Tull.
-
Is the Heavy.
-
Is the Sniper.
-
Is the Scout
-
He's James Arnold Taylor.
-
He's Ceil.
-
He is a guy from Star Trek.
-
He's Captain Tarples
-
His favorite movie is Brokeback Mountain.
-
His favorite anime is Bomberman Jetters.
-
His favorite TV show is the Young and the Restless.
-
He is actually a SHE, and likes the more nostalgic anime and reality TV shows~
-
He's really Reizan.
-
He can't have magic unless he gains that gene from a sorceress by doin' her.
-
He doesn't like to smash things.
-
He has done Vixy sometime before :p
-
Is a zombie.
-
The king of Zombie Vampires
-
Is a CyborgNinjaPirateJesus.
-
Is a monkey from Monkeyville.
-
Devours the souls of stray kitties.
-
The stray kitty, whos soul I devoured.
-
Eats puppies for dessert.
-
He's almost too normal.
-
Is my father.
-
That´s not true, that imposibleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
-
is actually manwith10toes3
-
Hates TF2, with every fiber of HIS being.
-
Not strange at all (I know it's cheap,but i need to jump in somehow -u-')
-
Has my Chip for starman in Rockman 4.5
-
Is Vegeta's step sister, from the planet Tuk'Kake'oku.
-
Is a freaky psychomaniac.
-
Prefers close combat
-
Has long fingers and a toy of Hello Kitty.
-
He is in the house wearing his tux on berls.
-
Is a real vampire and tries to find us to suck our blood.
-
Has terrible aim.
-
Despises Protoman Blues with all her being.
-
Hates Near so much he chamnged all his stuff to look like it
-
Is an animal shape shifter.
-
Is actually a transformer sniper rifle
-
Is actually the most wanted criminal pirate in the world.
-
Is the dancing queen of Norway
-
Fought in Desert Storm
With laser eyes
-
Claims the PS3 has games.
-
Did not rip and encode Sonic CD soundtracks.
-
She's flatter than an ironing board.
-
Does not make art...with words
-
He's Goku's Mom.
-
Is on Namek.
-
On Terra.
-
Has white hair.
-
Uses rocket launcher to snipe enemies.
-
Is really a meteor.
-
He's Dr Light's son.
-
Is Dr. Wily's great grandfather
-
That fro is a wig.
-
So is his hair.
-
His hair is made of blood
-
Is a Somali pirate.
-
Actually has a dog in a window waiting for a cat to shoot.
-
Is really a kitten.
-
Is really neutral.
-
Has the skull of a Nazi from WWII his grandpa left in the basement :o
-
reminds me of this sweet song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWbzZALKClM&feature=quicklist
-
Avatar reminds me nothing of the kappa
-
is an expert on Touhou.
-
IS TOO SLOOOOW~!
-
Spends all day looking for Waldo.
-
He haes everyone.
-
Dr. Sinclair.
-
Thought the end is still far.
-
Ate Metoololi. O^O
-
^ is my daughter.
-
He's a nice guy.
-
Hates Planes and Near and Avatar works.
-
IS NOT A FEMALE
-
is an expert on Touhou.
Im not a expert , but i know alot about it , so LIE FAIL!!!!
8U
Doesnt even own a gun
-
no, the lie still stands as you are still not an expert on the wondrous realm of gensyoko.
-
Does indeed play poker with Barack Obama on a regular basis
-
IS Barack Obama.
-
IS palin
-
Is Hillary-chan.
-
Knows Bob Doyle
-
Is bald.
-
He is the voice of Goku.
-
is tickling me...
-
Stole my drink.
-
Stole my food.
-
Ate my cat.
-
Ate my hand.
-
Went back in time 5 seconds.
-
And then he cut off my arm......
-
Doesn't know what scissors are.
-
Knows alot of stuff
-
Is only 8,999... :(
-
Is a dinosaur from the future village of Mars that exists on Uranus.
Knows alot of stuff
B(
-
Will bear my children...SEAHORSE STYLE!!
-
Is tottaly NORMAL NORMAL NORMAL NORMAL NORMAL NORMAL
-
Is Edward Scissors Hands
-
Is Edward Cullen.
-
Is Sherlock Holmes.
-
Is his own Grand Pappy
-
He is Micheal Jackson's son's brother's mother's uncle.
-
He invented cookies
-
He ate the first cookies
-
[objection!]
I couldn´t, because HE STOLE THEM!
-
[objection!]
I couldn't have, because he killed me before I could even get to them, with a straw, in the kitchen, by the stove.
-
[objection!]
There was no straw since he stole it too!
-
DOUBLE [objection!]
I didn't steal it, because he ate it!
-
[objection!]
I couldn´t since he stole my stomach
-
TRIPLE [objection!]
I would have but he sucked his stomach with the same straw he was about to eat!
-
C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBOOOO BRREEEAAAKKKEEERRR!!! óVó
-
did not make a reference Killer Instinct and broke the thread in one post/move... 8D
-
is eating microwaved chinese food, day old McDonald's orange juice, and a refrigerated cheesecake.
-
Probably found that all delicious.
-
Is already drolling by just posting that.
-
Blood from a Pikachu is dribbling down with that drool.
-
Is drooling because of the Pikachu's blood
-
Is that Pikachu that's bleeding.
-
Is the bad trainer who let that Pikachu get eaten.
-
Ate the pikachu
-
Pikachu ate him.
-
Doesn't like men sucking other men's nipples.
-
Doesn't like sucking on men's nipples.
-
Doesn't like licking cakes.
-
Is really a talking cake bent on total sugary domination.
-
Was first known as Dr. Pepper II but changed his name to avoid legal complications with the REAL Dr. Pepper
-
The 'fro's a wig.
-
has 11 toes...on one foot! :o
-
Is really a talking mushroom bent on total shroomy domination.
Wait... That sounded familiar... 8D
-
Is my servant.
-
is a combat fighter for Darth Vader
-
Was Darth Vader's helmet.
-
He is Darth Hideous.
-
He's Luke Waterwalker.
-
Is Chewbacca's second nephew twice removed.
-
Is Chewbacca.
-
Is James Kirk.
-
Is Spock.
-
Is Papa Smurf.
-
Is in love with a smurf.
-
Is that smurf being loved.
-
Is jealous of that fact.
-
Is a green smurf...DUH NUUUH!!
-
Ate a green Smurf for his pie.
-
Ate my cat!
-
Really a Spy.
-
Is the owner of the spy.
-
Is Ronald McDonald.
-
Is a fan of the Jonas Brothers.
-
Is the Jonas Brothers.
-
Has a monkey that made love with one of the Jonas Brothers' pillow.
-
Is Palin
-
Is ProtoMan's unknown little sister, Blast-yaGal!
-
Is protomans uncle
-
Is Metalman's housewife...yay. 8D
-
is the child of said couple 0v0
-
Is actually a bald shroom.
-
Is the daughter of Metal-kun and Afro-chan...which makes her my niichan! >w<
-
Is totally inedible.
-
is his fairy god father
-
Didn't mistake me for someone else.
-
Didn't mistake me for someone else.
Wasn't given an apology... -u-'
-
Received that apology.
-
Hates Horo with a burning passion.
-
Created a Robot Master named Sax-Man
-
Is the wimpiest guy in the universe!
-
Hates Horo with a burning passion.
THATS THE MOST DAMNABLE LIE!
is in my bed petting me.
-
*bows*
Eats kittens for breakfast.
-
Eats moi for dessert...with whip cream.
-
Really sucky at drawing.
-
Despises Punch-Out.
-
Strange? I see nothing strange.
-
World is taking over him.
-
He was once called BictoryVell045.
-
Is a busty babe...WITH TENTACLES!!
-
His posts in this thread are pure crap.
-
Killed Sephirots mom
-
Is my next door neighbor.
-
It's-a Mario's favorite food fetish...meat-a-balls on flambea!
-
Is not tasty as advertised.
-
Shatters easily with the slightest touch.
-
is really Dr. Wily III
-
Is actually a bald fungi
-
Is me, in disguise.
-
is me, on casual Fridays
-
Is me when I'm not me.
-
is a crazy duck in space
-
Really is noone , yet is everything , which is impossible unless you were god , so he is impossible
-
is a coke can in disguise
-
Is a kobun with a ducktail.
-
He just got pwned, FTW~
-
He's not a doctor, he's a vet.
-
A duck.
-
your mom
-
The guy who got beaten by Glass Joe
-
The guy whose mouth is purple
-
Has a wierd green coloured tongue.
-
Is 2 inches high.
-
He ate a bullet train.
-
Is the bullet train's husband.
-
is the bullet train's Operating System
-
Is the conducter of said bullet train.
-
Father of this conductors brother
-
Is Madness.
-
Doesn't like Haruhi. Likes Mikuru even less.
-
He always keep the same avatar no matter what.
-
Hates his avatar.
-
Is Ivan Drago in disguise
-
Is actually shiny balded head with no strand of hair at all.
-
Ate a guy with his soup.
-
Has horrible diarrhea
-
Has an eternal constapation
-
Thinks the Irrate Gamer is the best video game critic out there. 8D
-
Thinks AVGN is a lady.
-
Thinks the HVGN is better then all the others combined times 10
-
That afro's not actually his. It's a wig.
-
is the off spring of a trash compactor that lives in space fighting intergalactic crime
-
Has a perma-contact high from being himself.
-
He was Megaman but got fired because he killed the first Dr. Wily.
-
Was the first Dr.Wily
-
was the first wily's milkman
-
Is really Afro-Flower.
-
is a super mulch used to grow said 'Afro-Flowers'
-
He eats said mulch.
-
Formed the LEN SHOULD DIE club and began killing off people with Len association.
-
Is a high ranking member of said club.
-
Is the president of that club
-
Is actually my sidekick.
He just doesn't realize it yet.
-
He lives in a timeless town that plays swing music 24/7 and has a giant factory where they produce giant mothers.
-
Is a bagel golem.
-
is a cream cheese chimera
-
He made country music.
-
Speaks only spanish and portugese 8D
-
Doesn't like Biometals. Or anything related to ZX in general.
-
Is a high ranking member of said club.
O:< Never!
Ate Len, Hisui, and Sion in one sitting.
-
RPM's turtle mascot.
-
RPM's turtle mascot's feeder.
-
RPM's turtle mascot's feeder's wife.
-
Is cheating on said wife with the turtle.
-
Is the son of the turtle and the feeder, and is having an affair with the same turtle and feeder.
-
He watches all of this in Spanish.
-
Proud to be an American.
-
IS PIANO-CHAN
-
The worst artist ever
-
KNOWS ALL THE LYRICS TO THE BAD TOUCH
-
in reality, is in fact, a male.
-
Is in fact a duck.
-
His avatar doesn't make me lol.
-
Wants to destroy Kallen with a toothbrush.
-
Really should be Strangemam
-
raeps womenz
-
defender of orc whales
-
Wears a wig-fro
-
Makes 'Fro wigs
-
Is my number 2 customer
-
Has no customers
-
Is really a man in disguise.
-
Is in fact the ultimate Piece of Scrap Metal.
-
Sucks at chess AND ping-pong.
-
Actually thats True.... :|
Is a Not-So-Super Robot...
-
Is in bed with Kallen at the moment.
-
Really a cat.
-
Eats keyboards with gravy ~w~
-
Is in bed with Kallen at the moment.
( B(... )
His afro is really mold.
-
Wants Akamaru in his bed
-
Wants in on the bed.
-
Bed wants to sleep on him.
-
Wants in on that too.
-
Not making me laugh with the chain I just broke.
-
He hates Kallen with a passion. He really likes C.C.
-
Is a really active person who hates lazy people
-
The old guy on the train.
-
The older guy on said train looking at said old guy.
-
Really wants Lelouch.
-
Wanted to change his name to "Pricker X" :V.
-
Wants to get pricked
-
Enjoys being pricked.
-
Got pricked by moi...in bed
-
was hired by Strange to act as a night lamp
-
was hired by the lamp to play as the night.
-
Wants Akamaru in his bed
O:<
Was playing in the yard when suddenly, the gravity was nonexistent. As he kept on flying higher and higher, he was able to grab to a plane that happen to fly near him. After the gravity comes back and he lands in Arizona...
+5 for those who gets it.
-
Also wants Akamaru in bed. 8D
-
He really wants Akamaru His Bed.
-
Also wants Aky-san in bed...with the Bagel Monster.
-
He is a bedmaker.
-
Is a bed made by said bedmaker.
-
Is the bed manufacturer
-
Is the Bed company's Sister company's Parent Company. 8D
-
isn't a retarded creep.
-
Totally clueless and hates games.
-
Isn't awesome
-
Bad at spriting Mavericks.
-
Has hair that makes me want to reach through the monitor and set it on fire
-
Wants to kill Dan from Street Fighter with a spoon.
-
Is the real Dan.
-
Is Dan's father.
-
Makes Dan's uniform
-
Is the baldiest baldy on the internet...for bald people
-
U R MR.GAY!!
-
Under his hood is really a cute bunny.
-
is creator of said cute bunny
-
Wants to pet the bunnys Tail.
-
(that might be true O^O)
Want's to deep fry the rabbit XD
-
Actually is bald =O
EDIT: so I scrolled up and saw someone said that XDD oh well XD
-
Would love to play the new DS game, Wangdoodler. owob
-
has Kallen as his wife and standing over Lelouch laughing at him for his failure to get someone like Kallen.
-
has Kallen as his wife and standing over Lelouch laughing at him for his failure to get someone like Kallen.
( >^<, Damnit! I want that to be true!!!)
Is not at all disturbed about my current mental state...
-
Has a lolita complex.
-
Hates cookies
( Also free cookie to whoever grabs it :cookie: )
-
( :W OM NOM NOM NOM NOM)
Does not have an unhealthy cookie fetish, like myself.
-
is totally diabetic.
-
is a type III.5 diabetic XD
-
Has blood totally made up of Cherryade.
-
invented said "cherryade blood"
-
He's Odin's Horse.
-
Is Odin.
-
Has 3 left feet.
-
Has three right feet.
-
Has 5 middle legs
-
Has a lolita complex.
>_>
Is eating a lollipop that he found on the floor about 7 minutes ago.
-
Is that Lolipop. 8D
-
is the lollipop's flavor XD
-
Is the all important STICK.
-
is the candy vendor of this mad lollipop
-
Continued the combo
-
"Fear me!" *bird poops on his head* "I hate you."
-
Did NOT post in the wrong thread.
-
Hate Dragon Chan with passion!
-
Did NOT post in the wrong thread.
o//////o
is actually Obama surfing on the web.
-
HE'S A CAT IN DISGUISE!
-
Is Jamie Kennedy's greatest fan.
-
Is really a robo-kiwi.
-
Is actually Dr. Light II! OH NO!
-
made in rockband 3
-
Is really very moldy cake.
-
can cure cancer owob
-
Can solve world famine!
-
Invented the internet.
-
Invented Post-Its.
-
He is a "Porn Professor" 8D
-
Ate my cheerios >8|
-
Stole my Chocolate.
-
Stole the world's yuri collections.
-
Stole my idea about stealing o~O
-
(Now why would I need that, I only need Kallen...)
Is the original of said Yuri collections... owob
-
Gave me said Yuri collection... *o*
-
He baked... The cake.
-
Ordered that cake....On-Demand!
-
Delivered that cake... ON-DEMAND!
-
Making the cake ON-DEMAND!
-
Hates cheese
-
Is really a Psyduck.
-
He likes very big balls.
-
Balls ARE his life.
-
Is a Ball himself.
-
Ate all the balls.
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Is made out of balls.
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Prefers bananas.
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[objection!] I like them...just not during the summer...
Is the creator of Super Bannanas
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The inventor of "Bloodanas".
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Dosen't know what he just said.
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Has no recollection of posting that.
-
Does have a recollection of posting that.
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suplexed me when we were kids. ;O;
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Is currently dancing to Barbie girl.
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Just ran past my house naked
-
Just walked past my house fully clothed. *shot*
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And you just crossed the line! *shot Rocket Launcher*
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Has the greatest signature ever.
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Is borish as all hell.
-
First man on the Moon.
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He owns the moon.
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He is the moon.
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He's sun best friend.
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His art sucks.
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Just makes me cry.
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Makes me depressed.
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His guts are made of cheese.
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He is cheese.
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He owns the moon.
Ahem. :|
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I know, I know! O^O
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Doesn´t know how a screw works
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Likes white hooks
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Actually hates megaman.
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Drinks more of a marrow-flavoured beer.
-
Actually Posted those Kallen Pictures he claims to have.
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Doesn't want said pictures.
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Wont drink mango lemonade
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Isn't a Katamari Ball of the Rockman Series....
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He lives in my friends basement.
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He lives in my attic next to a dead rat.
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Is actually the Border Czar.
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Megatron´s uncle
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Is really King of plastic pipes.
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Delayed the KameHameHa... B(
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Is the Kamehameha.
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Is at the receiving end of it.
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Was at the other end.
-
He's the only child.
-
He's the only child as well.
-
He got 20 older brothers, 24 older sisters, and 10 younger sisters.
24 of em are twins.
-
Is the 25th sibling of that family.
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Is part of a pop group called Afro 5
-
His ghosts of the past thing is really about X
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First man on Mars.
-
Has a real Death Note.
-
He really is an old man.
-
Doesnt post every other person
-
Doesn't usually post after me.
-
He has a rotator larger than Shiki's....
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He is in love with... Shirley.
-
Really is a Twilight vampire.
-
Reallly is Dr. Light II
-
Has me in a full nelson! *struggles but can't break free* NO!
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He isn't aware that everybody is jealous of his afro.
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Doesnt know everyone else likes kallen
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Is Kallen's hair dresser's twin sister's best friend's go to party gal. 8D
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IS Dr Wilys 2 grandmas sisters 2nd cousins dads pa's sisters brother second removed girlfriends sister's brother's cousins dads aunts 145326457 removed long lost tarzan grandpa
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One of her past-times is hunting
-
Is Snooping as usual, I see...
-
He lives in the rain forests of south Japan.
-
He lives in a desert south of Japan.
-
He lives in France.
-
He lived in Pompeii, and got buried.
-
He is a Popins
-
Has entered the Guinness Book of World Records under the accomplishment, "Most Bicycle Handles Consumed In One Sitting". The tale of how this record came to be broken is indeed an intriguing one.
[spoiler] It was late at night on February 2nd, 1994, in a quiet little inn somewhere in Bulgaria. Our brave hero, perhaps after one shot of imported Schnappes too many, managed to find his way into the room of a 55-year-old insurance salesman from Denmark. The Danish salesman convinced our hero that he was in no condition to drive, despite our hero telling the salesman he was not planning on driving anytime soon. Ignoring him, his Danish friend brought him into a room about two doors down from his own; upon entering, our hero was greeted by a number of cheery-looking men, also insurence salesmen. Our hero noticed a large wooden crate in the corner. He asked what it was for, but his Danish aqquaintance said it was a secret. The large salesman gave a wry smile and announced that it was time to have some fun. The next few hours in that room became a buzzing sensation of singing, dancing and enjoyment of the finest local ale. At the zenith of the night's arc of enjoyment, one of the inebriated salesmen staggered over to the corner and pried the lid open: inside the crate were bicycle handles. Nothing but bicycle handles, all taken from worn-out bicycles. The large Danish salesman, who at this point appeared to be the group's de-facto leader, told our hero that, if he was to be accepted in the group, he must eat the entire crateful. Our hero, feeling brave and a little woozy, proudly agreed to the task set out before him. He was found a couple of days later, his pockets empty, sleeping soundly in his bed at the inn. The little Bulgarian village where he stayed has since worshipped him as a hero.[/spoiler]
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Is a terrible storyteller.
-
Hates Robotnik's pingas.
No, wait, that's clearly a lie. Everyone loves his pingas. Right...?
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Probably sucks at dancing.
-
Doesn't realise that I probably do.
-
Didn't confuse me there.
-
I don't dance. So, actually, I don't know if I can or not...
Anyway. Doesn't seem like a cool guy.
-
Is a total nerd in real life that sits on hid butt all (dear god I shoud hope that's not true)
-
Well, I spend a lot of my time sittin' around on the computer, soooooo...
Eats kittens.
-
I kill them due to asking to ask a question, but that's about it, anyways;
Eats neon signs
-
He is a Maori.
-
I dont even know what that is >.>
He likes loli
-
Every bit of his above post is a lie.
-
I dont even know what that is >.>
He likes loli
The Maori are an Aboriginal tribe in Australia, as far as I can tell. Also, I think that's actually true.
Speaks nothing but the truth.
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The Maori are an Aboriginal tribe in New Zealand.
^
He is not Groovey.
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The Maori are an Aboriginal tribe in Australia, as far as I can tell.
Now I remember, there was also this controversy with Lego using there language for Bionicle
Anyways, sucks at keeping me entertained
-
He once went up to Lincoln and said "Sup wit'chu daddio?"
-
^
He is not Groovey.
Well crap. I'm sorry, good sir. Please engage in my ritual bricking.
Has a 10-foot 'stache. He calls it Maurice.
-
He stole said 'stache.
-
Maurice doesn't like me better.
-
His eyes are a color unknown to us.
-
BROWN IS A COLOUR. D=
He has no eyes.
-
He knows my secret.
-
Has no secrets.
-
His favorite tarot is The Sun.
-
His favourite is The Taco. FOR IT DOES NOT EXIST.
-
He is an accomplished spell caster.
-
Wears a bag over his head and carries a giant pair of scissors.
-
He is the scissors.
-
Speaks fluent Legalese.
-
He is a crazy prosecutor.
-
[objection!]
He thinks that's relevant.
-
He is a couch.
-
Keeps girls tied up in his attic.
No wait, that's just me. Aw, shucks.
-
His hobbies suck.
-
Lives in the middle of Nowhere.
-
He is a baboon.
-
Doesn't understand the difference between green and indigo.
-
Has created the pomato for all mankind to feast.
-
He's young.
-
He moonlights as the master of an alternate dimension, the fabled realm of Xyz. He goes by the name X'Archer, because he's also unoriginal at making up names.
-
He does not call himself a fish.
-
Didn't have a name change.
-
Didn't go crazy.
-
Was gang-beat by a bunch of Ninjas
-
Harder to crack then the a really a hard safe.
-
He himself was crushed by a safe and is now a cyborg of some kind
-
IS Robotnik.
-
Isn't random again.
-
Is the slowest replier ever
-
Best hockey player ever
-
Is just an imposter pretending to be the King of Logs
-
My best friend.
-
My arch-nemesis
-
Will not recieve a prrrrrromotion.
-
Cares more about the beat than the rythm
-
German teacher
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Lives in a giant shoe.
-
Lives in the basement of a Night Club
-
Lives in his own shiny nose.
-
Lives in that picture frame from ShadeMan's level
-
Is an Australian zombie rock star who plans to rule the underworld. Also has a cool mohawk.
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Sent me a virus on MSN
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Sent that virus to me on IRC.
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Is a three toed [classy lady]
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Is most likely the secret identity of Batman
-
Is Adam West.
-
His eyebrows can lift up to 1000 tonnes.
-
Most probably has a toothed vagina
-
His past-time is making little children cry, usually by stealing their Ice-Cream
-
Speaks backwards.
-
Has all of europe tattooed in detail on the left testicle
-
Sucks at making up really crazy lies about people
-
Suggested a group of idiotic teenagers go search for the Blair Witch.
-
Is the leader of said idiotic teens.
-
Is the only known cultivator of freshly grown human heads
-
Lives on a diet of those said heads and afros.
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You see me avatar? Yeah, thats what you looked like when you were first born, you disturbing [tornado fang]er.*
*Relevancy pending on avatar at time of reread.
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Is a vampire who resides in Cairo, where he enjoys the finer things in life: reading classic literature, dining on gourmet food, and plotting total domination of the known universe. Also has a loyal assistant who wears no pants.
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Invented "The Shocker" after their fingers slipped during a vaginal Erupting God Finger.
-
Doesn't have an avatar which scares the holy bejeezus out of me.
-
He is on TV right now.
-
Gets as many hours of sleep as possible
-
Had an epileptic seizure after downing a bottle of Red Bull and watching the Teletubbies.
-
Likes the Teletubbies.
-
Totally did not just beat me
-
Totally did not just get beaten.
-
Totally did punch him.
-
Doesn't lawl.
-
Is the meanest guy I've ever seen
-
Has pubic hair just like Robotnik's mustache
-
I could say the same about him.
-
Trims aforementioned pubic hair
-
Pays me $5 an hour to do it.
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Enjoys doing that job
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Enjoys watching me do said job.
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Skinny dips in barrels of toxic waste
-
Is sexually confused
-
Will never reach 200 posts.
-
Has 3 uncategorized STDs.
-
Is the one the gave him those STDs
-
Is one of the others.
-
Is the cause of the Swine Flu outbreak
-
He was the swine I rolled around in the mud with.
-
Never takes a shower after rolling in the mud
-
He was in the Girugamesh ad.
-
Is the ShamWow Guy
-
Is the BowFlex guy.
-
Invented the above mentioned as well as every other annoying infomercial product
-
He watches informericals 24/7.
-
Think that a day consist of 25 hours.
-
His favourite is Mickey
-
He sucks.
-
He fails at life
-
He is my dad's son's brother's sister's grandfather's son.
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If I followed that right then I'm your brother. 8D
-
He is my son. wut
-
He's an inbreeder
-
Wants to be one.
-
Is fighting in court to make it legal in all States
-
Is the court.
-
Is an Ace Attorney
-
He was sent to Africa to kill a tiger.
-
Was the tiger, since he has the power to turn into one
-
While in Africa, he had 3000 kids.
-
He was the mother 8D
-
He was the dog 8D
-
Enjoys it with a dog
-
Didn't just get POST-SLAPPED.
-
He's a furry
-
Didn't just get POST-SLAPPED.
His past-time is being a C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER! 8D
-
He is the cause of my headache.
-
He gets high off meds
-
He supplies said meds.
-
Was the one that discovered the uses of Marijuana
-
My partner in our weed operation.
-
Is realy zan in disguise
-
My Laptop's repair girl.
-
His head really is a mushroom
-
He's not a great guy. In fact, he sucks a duck.
-
Is that duck
-
Wants to be that duck.
-
Will let me be that duck
-
Doesn't want to go to Otakon.
-
Is running Otakon.
-
Is one of the foods you can buy at otakon
-
Is cosplaying as Robotnik at Otakon
-
Is gonna be pikachu at otakon
-
Has had an affair with Pikachu
-
Was the camera man on Cheaters when sent to investigate said affair.
-
Was the camera
-
Killed Kaito and put his body in some sort of stasis tube and put it on a shrine
-
Has a Statsis tube with Robotniks Pingas inside it. 8D
-
Killed Kallen
-
That's a cup of blood that ShadeMan dropped
-
Doesn't think beer or sex is worthwhile.
-
Is always drunk, even without having any alcohol
-
Alcohol is his power source.
He takes a [acid burst] like a drunken horse.
-
He pees wherever he stands
-
Made love to a fire hydrant. Is currently suing it for custody of their children.
-
Definately didn't make me laugh there
-
Has had a worse day then me
-
Apparently had the best day ever
-
Has had the best day in his life...
-
He created the wheel.
-
Founded fire.
-
Created Arceus
-
Created Ass-e-us.
-
Traveled to Uranus
-
Didnt travel to uranus like his normal daily basis
-
Wants to be a circus clown.
-
Is already that clown
-
In the past, they wished to create a band named "King".
-
But they called it the Log
-
Though he had wanted to call it "Lincoin Parc"
-
Is the eye of the beholder.
-
He was so drunk once, he killed himself.
-
He was sober, and he died in a drunk driving accident as the driver. Somehow... >_>
-
He once went out and bought a USB cable for his computer. He was so excited, he kept asking children on the street if they would "like to see his dongle". The police didn't understand, and he was arrested.
-
One night he got drunk, and the next morning he woke up and he had AIDs.
-
Was the one that gave him it
-
His eyes burn red with the flame of Olympus.
-
He kidnapped Gorden Freeman after taking John Freeman's bike that had gas in it.
-
He was the 777th man on the moon. He got a free toaster.
-
He's the leader of an army of evil ducks
-
Sold his soul for a bagel.
-
Became a woman just to be a lesbian.
-
Hisses at the moon.
-
Eats stars for breakfast
-
He is amusing.
-
He shaves his face cleanly, but only on one side.
-
He has ear & nose hairs that go down to his
waist feet
-
Captures little animals and
rapes turns them into machines
-
Destroys robots with vampiric fury.
-
Has a thing for green, walking breasts.
-
Pays Splash Woman for..services...
-
Is in my room right now.
-
robbed my room
-
Went to AC just to raid suitcases =O
-
Is a masochist that loved that "good talking to"
-
broke the moon with a laser
-
Mooned the laser that broke
-
Is not delicious at all.
Tastes like last week's milk.
-
Is actually a moon made of transparent paper mache. (or however you spell it)
-
He's actually the sanest of us all.
-
Does not have the "Masked Crusaders of Capcom!!" for his sig.
-
Likes people with an attitude problem, especially when they're fried on a Jill sandwich.
-
Played basketball with the Backstreet Boys.
-
slept in a den of foxes
-
The drinking budy of Nsync
-
Best friends with 50 Cent.
-
2-Pak's Slave
-
A welcomed member of the community and an intelligent person.
-
Was one of the Zombies in Michael Jackson´s Thriller!
-
He was the guy who got ate by the lions.
-
His voice gives him super strenght...too bad he can´t use his voice on the internet :D
-
eats his cereal with blood and ooze
-
I don't at all think of physical harm when you post
-
Once built a Gundam and rampaged around NYC with it.
-
People like him.
-
Is Adam´s biggest fan
-
He owns an Airship.
-
Was inventor and designer of said airship
-
He built the cannons for said ship
-
He was shot out of said cannons
-
I landed on him
-
His landing caused the world to shake
-
His world caused the land to shake....ALL THE WAY TO ANTARTICA!!
-
Very normal.
-
Sexy.
-
Is a masochist that loved that "good talking to"
That's not really a lie D: do over! =p
-
Their name is... scribble. (So original, I know.)
Sexy.
You're so kind.
-
Will keep ruling RPM and noone will be able to stop him :P
-
He has the greatest ability at predicting the future.
-
In reality, anytime Prince Harming posts, he's actually doing everything he can to cover up a terrible inferiority complex which revolves around the number of toes he has on his foot.
-
Everytime he posts...a puppy dies
-
Has the ability to shut off brains.
-
One day, he might show a bit of intelligence.
-
A fine purveyor of the cock
-
One day, he'll become president of the world! >BD
-
Is a master of comebacks
-
His mustache has more power than chuck norris!
-
He sucks at preforming basic bodily functions.
-
Is always harming my feelings
-
Drinks Blood with his cow meat
-
Is liked by PH for some reason
-
His avatar is the dumbest avatar ever.
-
His has the ability to blind people.
-
He is most certainly dead.
-
Totally obnoxious and unlikable...
-
Is probably one of the sanest people here
-
the least evil person in existence.
-
Accomplished something incredible
-
Owns a Metal Gear.
-
Gets owned by said Metal Gear.
-
Wages a neverending war against NormalMan.
-
Despises the "Sun in his Hand".
-
Uses time holes.
-
He sucks and I hate him.
-
Lives in sakura Leic's bathroom.
-
Biting on my head now.
-
I'm biting on his head draining his blood XD
-
Is really Megaman because of the blood-draining! (Answer is in one of my avatars. :P)
-
hahaha I know it XD
Totally loves peace!
-
Loves Hamtaro. 8D
-
Is actually in love with Mega Man, but tries to destroy him to hide his true feelings
-
Loves DR. Wily and tries to seduce him to show his true feelings!
-
Is battling mutant sea monkeys...IN SPACE!
-
Last time I saw him, he was eating funny mushrooms somewhere in a forest.
-
Assassinated many people. *shot*
-
He and I once had a beer together. While we were drinking, he thought it was a great idea to try a flaming shot. Instead, he incinerated his mustache.
-
caused Black Mesa to have headcrabs and other monsters.
-
Tells great lies
-
Easily the worst at Sarcasm here...
-
He's in love with Suzaku.
-
Shot a man for farting.
-
Eats Legos for breakfast with a toothbrush.
Also he secretly hates furries...with a passion.
-
is an adept necromancer.
-
He has brilliant ideas.
-
Is actually a friend to everyone, even furries!
-
Is actually a hedgehog.
-
It is so horned. It hurt us long time.
-
That avatar is an actual self-portrait.
-
Is a deep sea detective.
-
Is my ex-substitute math teacher, from Canadia.
-
His left hand is his right hand man!
-
Has two Right feet.
-
his afro emits deadly mushroom gas!
-
His parents love him.
-
He [twin slasher]'d me last night with his mind...and I liked it.
-
He steals bikes for a living.
-
Runs a chop shop for said stolen bikes.
-
Prefers mullets.
-
He eats village bicycles.
-
He took my virginity <3
-
It happened in my guest room.
-
I was his landlord at the time.
-
I was his wife at the time.
-
He and I went about that day slapping people with wet haddocks.
-
Was arrested for doing the above and was later sentenced to death.
-
and was thus later haunted by Nick's ghost.
-
Was Toad's roommate at Mushroom Kingdom University.
-
( How did you know!? D: )
Was Leon's rival in the Raccoon City Police Academy.
-
(Lucky guess)
Grew up as a plant in Transylvania...
-
I knew you were the sun! I just had this feeling.
-
Nearly killed Travis Touchdown in a sword duel..
-
When he has to make a choice, he'll do the smart thing.
-
It's said that if you chant his name seventeen times in front of the mirror, he'll appear and mooch off of your money for the rest of your life. The only way to get him to leave is to carve his image in a bar of soap and burn it with a lighter.
-
When I went to the supermarket, I saw him sitting on the street corner begging for money.
-
Gave me money. I graciously accepted it.
-
His mother was actually half porcupine, which would explain why his hair has a natural ability to poke eyes out. And thats just the pubes.
-
Was one of the people who lost an eye due to said hair.
-
Has no sense of smell. Instead, he has a sense called "fnurp". Nobody knows how fnurp functions or what it's for.
-
Has a dessert fetish.
-
His characters are boring and uncreative.
-
When I went to the dentist, I saw that he was there as a receptionist! A volunteer receptionist!
-
I took most of his teeth when he wasn't looking.
-
He used my teeth to replace the ones he lost in a horrible squash accident.
-
Was actually the one responsible for said squash accident.
-
His hands glow in the dark.
-
He is made of Mahogany
-
Catches fire every time his name is mentioned in front of him.
-
Has horrible grammar and writing skills.
-
Can't draw.
-
His face is made of led.
-
Is a nutcracker.
-
It's his nuts I crack... yeah.
-
He manage to crack my nuts.
-
He's the cause of my pain.
-
Drinks Pepsi out of a shoe.
...I got nothin' better. My mind's too tired.
-
He's my dentist.
-
Is nicknamed "The Kinky Panther". No-one questions why.
-
His Pomato is not even slightly delicious.
-
He is wearing a mask under his face!
-
His a miserable little pile of screws.
-
Wears a metal bikini and calls himself "Mr. Render".
-
He Sucks at DDR.
-
Wants to get, get, get, get, get psycho.
-
He's the Thunder God.
-
Then that makes him the Love God.
-
He's from Ireland.
-
He's from the moon.
-
He's from my pants.
-
He's in your pants.
-
He owns said pants.
-
He eats said pants for breakfast.
-
He eats said breakfast for pants.
-
His real name is Baal.
-
He was created in a lab.
-
He's the inspiration for Friday the 13th.
-
He's the inspiration for Shrek.
-
Is a real-life Pikachu.
-
He rules the world with his army of Dunsparce
-
Loves Old Gregg.
-
The love slave of Old Gregg
-
Wants to learn how to love himsef.
-
Drinks motor oil before going to sleep on a bear.
-
blew up the death star...
-
Is moonlighting as the DeathStar.
-
Has a mushroom for a [ray splasher] (yeah, I typed out the filter...)
-
The german emperor of an army of Canadian robot hockey players.....
-
he was sued by Dracula for copyright infringement.
-
Loves to dress up as magizines and dance on rooftops with scarecrows.
-
He's my Aunt Maple.
-
Is a real prince.
-
Doesn´t know what a gun is
-
Doesn't eat food.
Is a real prince.
Yeah, but I'm a descendant of one!
-
obliterated over 9000 kittys...with an army of Gary Clones...that had the ability to Shoop Da Woop.
-
will kill ANYONE that necroposts
-
Him and Adam are plotting to take over RPM and rename it to Furryland.
-
His name is made of over 9000 letters! This is madness!
-
His name has no vowels in it!
-
Wears a yellow cloak when going shopping for shoes and butter.
-
He doesn't dream.
-
Is very harmless and pacifistic.
-
I have never met a nicer guy.
-
His name is a Lie!
-
He hates furries.
-
He has no siggie.. I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS! o//////o
-
Their sig sucks.
-
Didn't carpet bomb the Forum Games.
-
Their avatar has a man in it.
-
Is loving his uniform, nah he will just burn it.
-
He wasn't being used by Sephiroth.
-
Was the one that stabbed Aerith.
-
Hasent played any final fantasy game in his life.
-
... That's actually the truth though. -_-
-
Has never played a Megaman game before.
-
has spent .ooo1 second pondering how to eat flameman.
-
Quite a borish individual. Always says boring things.
-
Can totally NOT type japanese words, its too boivious!!!!
-
Knows I used a translator to get said Japanese Letters. :P
-
Does not now I didnt know that! *blows up megaman zero style*
-
Not so super.
-
Didn't get infected with the Geass bug.
-
Greenheaded.
-
Hates Donald, and Disney in general.
-
Thinks Code Geass is stupid
-
Thinks real people in his avatar is stupid.
-
Thinks that being sick is the greatest feeling in his life.
-
He lives in the same country as myself.
-
Ignores who Megaman is
-
Does not like Tekken.
-
Has totally not ever seen a sub-tank in his life ever in any life he has lived if your into that and drink tea slowly.
-
Ignores that existance of liquor vending machines and has an absolute and complete desire to take over the world by throwing Floppy Disks to everyone who will dare cross his path.
-
Thinks Street Fighter is a purer fighting experience than King of Fighters.
-
Totally is my minion in slowly taking over this site and naming it "teh MEGASITEZXORGLVEC"....yeah.
-
Cannot grasp the concept of the Internet.
-
Cannot grasp my true form as a giant king kong destroying robot that shoots pepper stakes from its mouth.
Also has never watched any giant robot anime in his long, royal life.
-
Rick Astley
-
is gonna give you up, or let you down ;)
-
The first man on the moon.
-
Because he was driving the shuttle
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Has had fantastic adventures in space , fighting all 32 captains! also he appears in everyones dreams , where he eats the forum...
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all of a sudden...he was infected by a new computer virus.....
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has started the creation of a nuclear bomb that was hidden inside a random boy's psp for when he bring it to school in front of the class for an oral presentation and explose, then, cause over 200 kills in record time. :W
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Got lost in a 3cm hole.
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Must have spyed on me to know such a secret information and publicaly show it 8D
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Ate space dust. In space.
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Will not get a scorning by kallen if he gets a kallen avatar in his signature and changes his name to "guren MK.II" or somthing like "xinke"
-
Knows the only reason I made that silly comment in the Avatar thing is because I absolutely Hate Tianzi.
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is the new president of CAPCOM inc
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Totally doesent know I dont know what Kallen was talking about, somthing about "keeping this a secret from us".
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realizing what little potential he has, but at least he found out how to get an avatar and found a cookie freshly baked.
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Doesent know Im too lazy to read about how to do that, plus I only use words, they are like, a thousand pictures
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Likes telling truths about others
-
Loves saying lies to everyone aabout meself
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Someone I'd wanna 'hang' with.
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Someone Id 'brawl' with while juggling bananas and koopa shells.
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I'd kick his ass blindfolded and restrained.
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Someone I could easily beat at a round of street fighter. *no, no I wanted to do the hadoken not the hurricane kick!*
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He likes to be beat up.
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Likes to beat me up on sunday nights at 7pm only on fox!
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My twin brother.
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My father who I left to persue the neo holy grail. He also got killed by akuma, but was revived with the dragon ball on namek once we defeated frieza!
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He eats everything. He's Eat Man.
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Was loved by kallen at one point for his signature of a old woman with black hair and red eyes, shes also not a empress and isnt just a waste of some 4 episodes.
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You remember the time that chick threw her panties at you, poop stains and all?
That was Super Nova.
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Has no avatar, or doesn't know the existence of the word.
-
Totally loves having me around all the time becuase I AM HIS CLONE,no wait, hes MY clone!!
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has no clue that I was created in ''his image''
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Doesent know the world needs to be RESSSSSEEEEETTTT....
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Knows that just because this is a Rockman Forum doesn't mean to make references to the series memes all the time...
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A guy that was caught on fire by burning cats that he made contact with, following a rather angry Fawful and threw tons of insults at him, which the flames grew and grew until F-Bombs were dropped on him and he imploded because of a strange fantasy of fish as part of a crude gag.
(Don't worry, this is not to be considered as agressive, I thought it would not go off the deep end, besides, this is the Crazy Lie thread, right?)
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the great isenhoward who married a bottle of minute maid while buying the dvd box set of the simpsons season 7 for $25.99 on sale only at blockbuster.
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knows that ''We new generation reploids enjoy total, and complete emunity, against all viruses '' :W
-
Stole my miracle.
Damn you.
-
Has defeated the purpose of all videos.
-
Cant grasp the meaning of the Chunnel
-
He's Nuper Sova.
-
has started a revolution in Canada, but only in Canada, nowhere else.
-
He is the former king of Canada.
-
he used to rule the land fell the fear in his enemies eyes, listen as the crowd would sing, now the old king is dead long live the king.
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Never had any gifts from Bomberman, specially not a Bomb
-
Hates the fact that he can play the bomberman card anytime he wants.
-
Is jelous about that
-
Is jealous that I have the power to destroy the eight dragon balls.
-
Is jealous that he didn't start this currently-hot topic!
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Has a black and white rotating avatar! That is original, that is new, that is....ok I´m out of ideas
-
Knew that there were 10-15 colored Pencil Puzzles in my avatar
-
Knows me so well, he was not dangled off the hotel balcony when I decided to take over Canada!
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He wants to rule Samoa.
-
He already does
-
He wants to be my court jester.
-
Wants to be my servant who fights in many wars and gets me many fives of dollars, sometimes even tens.
-
All of you wants to become Disciples of BOMBERMAN!
-
my number one diciple! Bohahahaha!
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He began in 94, then followed in 95, He was lazy in 96, Came to japan in 97, Now he comes and here he goes, Super Nova's here again! Not gonna stop cause it's 1998 !!!! Su-Su-Super Nova's here again! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeihnKUPaI8)
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Doesent know I destroyed a truck in 96, but then stopped an alien rebellion in japan in 97, then I ran around alot in 1998 becuase I was there in japan again!
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He draws so much!
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ignores the existence of a pencil
-
Slow to post.
-
He's gay.
-
He NEVER goes SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI
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Doesent understand the form of Giygyas, I mean he doesent even know what im talking aboot or about, its so crazy he thinks money can buy him love.
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smartest kid on the site.
-
Her insults hurt especially since I dont even know her, I mean im being cut in half ;O;
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is as Bald as Sigma. >0<
-
The weakest flea in the universe.
-
Their voice sounds gruff and sexy.
-
invented rick roll
-
He is Rick Astley.
-
He´ll always gonna let you go, always gonna let you down!
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is so [tornado fang]ing gonna desert you..
-
you KNOW he makes you cry when he says goodbye.
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His sig is a lie.
-
He has no sig, NEVER DID, NEVER WILL.
-
Does not exist.
-
ignores what being [tornado fang]'d means
-
He's this homeless guy I know who eats out of my trash.
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A kingdom hearts hater, like, that bad : >8|
-
He has a neck longer then a giraffe.
-
Despises all carbon life forms and is extorting money out of people through the use of religon, in other words hes me.
-
studies the art of being an ass(assin) word play fail
-
Doesent care too much for money money cant buy him love, everybody tells him so, cant buy him love, nope not at all....
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Never been to a wal-mart in his entire life
-
Doesent believe in what wal-mart calls, "our little asian friends" *coughslavescough*.
-
is the genius who made ''The Moon'' theme song for Ducktales NES.
-
Is the man who wants to touch my name, but you musnt touuuuch *drum solo*.
-
Is actually a regular Nova. The kind that binary systems have when they absorb matter from their partner and blow up, then repeat over and over again for millions of years. Also known as diarrhea novas.
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Is a person who possibly has an ugly sister.
-
He´s blue and cyaaaaaaan!
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Mike Tyson stole his biiike, that guys name is miiiike.
-
Formed Guns N Roses óVó
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Is the widest car in all of Cuba
-
Once destroyed a whole galaxy after eating Mexican food.
-
I actually had Chineese.
Is quite the writer of clipart.
-
Defeated the purpose of this topic
-
An asset to society.
-
Is helping people by watching alot of anime, last week he saved an african monkey form maleria
-
Truely, we should all strive to be more like him.
-
is a child of the real world with all his nature jokes and talking about buisness and not ninjas and anime and video games.
-
He´s the Spirit bomb
-
The man.
-
A woman.
-
Drab and boring at all times.
-
An uninteresting guy.
-
Secretly a friend of ''that man'' from Guilty Gear.
-
Hates explosive stuff.
-
He never draw before.
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Does not know the meaning of funny
-
A one of a kind super nova that cant even blow up a single bug
-
I despise his name, its terrible and it relates to not space, I wish it a hard life becuase I do not totaly like it, yeah.
-
HE EATS KITTENZ!
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He plays a terrible soldier that sucks owob
-
He plays a terrible soldier that sucks owob
True.
(were both soldiers.)
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Does not like memes.
-
Can only eat two meals per day.
-
Lives in the ocean with Clint Eastwood.
-
Relies on toilet paper to cross bridged that are often found long to the short degree depending on whether he or she or it or shei is in a bad or semi good mood (im back)
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he woke up this morning to learn that his PS2 was flushed in the toilet despite it being physically impossible unless it's totally destroyed, wich wasn't the case for him this morning.
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He is the person who married the ocean just becuasse it gave him a garden under the sea though he tripped underwater which is physically impossible then beta himself with a 9-iron and then a 3-wood whilst doing the cancan.
-
Is actually someone on an exploding star.
What?
-
uncompetent storytelling.
-
Wears 7 watches on each eyeball.
-
has 5 clocks in his room so much he is obsessed with it, he actually finds clocks to be.... entertaining :V
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Is really a woman from Pluto.
-
His real name is Rubicante de Scarmiglione, Seventh Keeper of the Gates of the Abyss. He has a ten-foot beard named Rupert.
-
Is my grandson.
-
will DESTROY US ALL!
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Is an idiot.
-
Is an idiot.
That was my next lie for you
-
Doesent give a horses adamsapple about his gigantic picture size, despite I having a smaller one a few times ago.
-
Doesent give a horses adamsapple about his gigantic picture size, despite I having a smaller one a few times ago.
[So I take it that I had another failed resize attempt ::)]
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has bought a spaceship, not to go on the moon no, but to visit a meteor. He calls it Hawt Vacationz 8B
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I am not proud of him for doing suc a terrible praise [ sniff, im so proud]
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Eats kitty muffinz
-
Puts kittie sin said muffins.
-
Is really That Guy With The Glasses.
-
Beneath the light of a haunting moon,
He buries his foes in shallow graves;
And when they rot, he brings them back,
To serve as his undying zombie slaves.
-
One day he decided he was bored with eternal existence as it was.
Gathering his might he dove from the 'other' realm at the speed of light.
As he began to slow down he noticed a beautiful blue planet,
while watching this planet he narrowly avoided a comet and in his distraction crashed stright into the Earth.
Thus the dinosaurs became extinct.
-
Got SHOOP DA WHOOP'd by a toilet.
-
Hase an 8-foot-long, purple tail that looks like a penguin.
-
Is really a ruby knight.
-
THE FRICKING .....raggamuffin....
-
Copied my DNA to make a mutant clone with superpowers.
-
He understands that what matters....are results *straight face*.
-
never could make Vile understand... Why such a powerful Maverick Hunter like himself aligns himself with X !
-
Aint got nothing but loving but loving eight days a week.
-
Changed his name so he'd be closer to Blackhook.
-
Is the leader of the Gorgonites. 8D
-
Gives money to people who have a mind of hate.
-
Is the most badass overlord in the entire universe.... Sealed in a Prima Official Strategy Guide....
-
My humbled vassal who looks like a sexed up 12 year old.
-
A nova but is actually a black hole disguising as a nova
-
Has 20,000 sticks of TNT strapped to head.
-
Doesn't live with me. 8D
-
Doesn't sleep with me 8D
Sorry, just needed to say that.
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Isnt one of my knights in the great kingdom this is.
-
Isn't currently threatning me with death because I won't get him some caek.
-
Is not lying, I will not kill him.
-
Is not lying, I will not kill him.
I iz'nt cunfuzzled.
-
Hates me for eating rye and tight.
-
Inhuman monster.
-
Likes fried manchops.
-
Drinks 200-proof liquor.
-
Underestimated ma powa. He is inferior to me and my yella hat!
-
His favorite Pokemon are female Machokes.
-
a troll.
-
Is a 1-eyed 1-horned flying purple people eater.
-
is a blue eyed blue horned blue troll eater.
-
A day tripper, sunday driver, yeah.
-
Is a one winged angel.
-
Puts that [parasitic bomb] (Franks Red Hot) on EVERYTHING.
-
Eats lazers for breakfast.
-
Eats ME for breakfast. 8D
-
Is The Man.
-
Is Batman.
-
Love Dee Dee Dee Dee.
-
Hated by all.
-
Is a Sackboy
-
Sephiroth.
-
NOT sephiroth.
-
He skated on Saturn's ring and are fish fingers on Mars.
-
Is NOT a tofu monster from the plutonus galaxy sector number 5246.1537
-
Demanded to become a bill.
-
Denied to become a bill.
-
The guy with a little sister who is in a lolicon anime, *shudder*.
-
Is really a smoothie
[hah, I have no little sister, owned]
-
[Ill let you figure that one out yourself.]
Is the giant mosnter that has green eyes and is a pigeon.
-
Makes porn with crayons.
-
Licks my porn with his spine.
-
Masturbates to The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.
-
Is Kallen's slave dog.
-
Still wonder if that's a good thing...
Eats button flavored mutton.
-
Masturbated to Yu-Gi-Oh abridged! 8B
-
In his quest to retrieve the mighty Golden Hook from the dreaded and powerful Gildabeast atop the treacherous mountains of Skii'rahgg, he tripped, fell and lost his hand to a pile of spiky rocks. With no Golden Hook, he had to settle for a black one.
Which was still made by the Gods, incidentally.
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Lumber jack king who decided to become a banker but broke paris hilton in half when he thoguht she was a toothpick.
-
Runs on a nitrous oxide injection system.
-
His avatar is a pic of himself.
-
Is the one living person capable of killing Chuck Norris.
-
Loves to touch pineapples during his sleep.
-
Humps monkahs
Nuff said.
-
Is really an incompitent alien invader being held hostage by a human family.
-
Is my father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate, which makes us absolutely nothing which the above poster is about to become.
-
He knows less.
-
Is Colin Mochrie
-
Is Urkel
-
Is actually the first Z!
-
Is acually the last A! 8D
OmegaZ
Aldo
huh...
-
Is really a cup of coffee!
-
Is really an Emerald Knight!
-
Has a 10-foot-tall afro
-
Defeated the Sapphire Weapon!
-
First man to eat himself and still be there in one piece.
-
He is the guy you must beat to unlock Gen.
-
Spikes his cereal.
-
Is naturally blue-skinned with a 25-foot-tall, bubblegum pink afro and yellow eyes.
-
Is actually Ultraman from Earth-Three who survived the Crisis on Infinite Earths by faking his death
-
Invented the toilet.
-
Adores Lancer.
-
The greatest writer who ever lived.
-
Loves me.
-
Has no arms and types with feet
-
Does not like the letter S.
-
Has atrocious aim when using bows.
-
Uses his toothbrush to clean the toilet.
-
Is a balloon.
-
The once proud nation of glarternin's king, beaten at a chair folding race by Bart Simpson, seeking tgo find redemption in the land of the SD cards, and expierincing new emotions, such as boredom.
-
Uses Joker Grenades.
-
One of Blaze's quadruplets.
-
Blaze's wife.
-
Don't even joke about that.
-
Your the one with the name that comes first alphabetically, allow me to change my crazy lie
one adventurer with a mind that is outside a box and is state of the art.
-
A genius.
-
YOU'RE A REAL PEDOPHILE!
-
Has the hots for Splash Woman.
-
Really drowning to death.
-
Xanatos
-
Miley Cyrus's biggest fan.
-
Is stalking after the Jonas Bros.
Miley Cyrus's biggest fan.
Don´t even joke about something like that
-
Makes it sound so dirty!
-
I have never know a better person.
-
I get why he complemeants me. ::)
Is Nolan North.
and its 'known'
-
Suffers from log abuse
-
Hates logs.
-
Ichigo Harem lover! *o*
-
Niel Tu Harem lover! *o*
This is a lie?
-
This is a lie?
Fix'd.
-
Easily impressed by any game.
-
Considers "Hanging out at Starbucks for hours on end drinking coffee" a normal passtime.
-
Is Shenlong.
-
A living sapphire and he himself priced almost infinity zillion dolars
-
Is Marisa.
-
Can actually assume the forms of the girls in signature
-
Came from out of "space"
-
Is streaming a live camera feed of my bedroom.
-
Is Dr Mario.
-
Can't spell Saphire right
-
Can only spell names backwards.
-
Is a talking broom
-
Is a talking skyscraper in the middle of the liquid metal hydrogen oceans of Jupiter.
-
Recently divorced Ms. Domino. It was not pretty.
-
Recently divorced Mr. Domino, it was the most beautiful thing in this world.
-
Licked a dominos pizza store using the tongues of the squeaky voiced teens thriving there.
-
"Fixed the cable" in a porno.
-
His name is etylyhteN.
-
Is the virus that made me wipe my computer.
-
Is able to end life as we know it by doing a little dance to the song "The Final Countdown"
-
Is succeeding in his goal.
-
Does not creep all my posts...
Especially because I told him to TITS or GTFO.
Such a nice guy for obeying my request.
Under no circumstances will he disobey said request.
-
Actually dresses up as a pink taco to pick up lesbians...and it works...and they stop being lesbians...for one night only...on Friday the 13th...on Leap Year...
-
Wears a blue bucket on his head.
-
Summoned the meteors that killed the dinosaurs.
-
Is currently at Super San level 32... With hair bigger than Epcot at Disney.
-
Can't spell SAIYAN! Wait, that's the truth. A lie.... hmmm.... doesn't realize I created this topic in the beforetime.
-
Is an alternate universe version of me, where I am not lazy and of course, opposite of the gender.
We then fought for supremacy in the clash against the two universes! We then annihilated both, I using a Big Bang to recreate the earth, where the last of
the surviving fighters make peace on the new universe.
THE END
-
You forgot the part where I used the Reality Keyboard to respawn my consciousness into a new body, separate from yours which we shared via a quantum portal, which for some reason traded genders in my universe, and returned here.
-
Oh yes, but once that was created, you then gave birth to the bridge between two universes, which would be counted as a prologue.
Also the quantum portal was sucking the life from me because you were in deep sleep from me sacrificing the part of the body which harbors you.
You awakened long enough to control our body for a brief second to separate us.
-
Is a furret dressed as a Black Mage.
-
Doesn't like the color blue or swords.
-
Is my brother, twice removed... Cuz we were Siamese twins joined at both ankles
-
Is a blue bowl of chow mein.
-
A gigantic robot, from underground.
Also the daughter of Hephaestus.
-
The god of the forge? Naw, no relation. Actually daughter of Aries.
you're the son of apollo.
-
God of poems?
But I don't ever rhyme
I believe it is a crime
If you are a son of Ares, then get in line.
He also writes haikus
That man let his son burn earth
Artemis is better.
-
... Apollo was the guy who carried the sun around the sky every day... I don't think he was the god of poems.
-
He was also the god of something like that, I just know it.
-
Is a tentacle monster.
-
Is the god of the Athiests
-
Hates "teh gnar".
-
His name is way too easy to pronounce.....
-
King of ghosts.
-
Hates Final Fantasy, Pokemon , and pizza.
-
Is a master of the Hadouken.
-
Is actually telling the truth.
-
Always tells lies.
-
The following statement is true.
The previous statement is false.
The last two statements were made of cake provided by Nethylyte.
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We never EVER! EVER!!!! Had a family comedy together, and I was not the badass dad and she the daughter.
-
A really inteligent orangutan that molests women
-
Didn't scare me with they're previous post.
-
Never got scared.
-
Hates money
-
Hates money haters.
-
One of the clones of Nethylyte (hope I spelt it right) who fought against me in the great war, we had finally settled a conflict on whether Entei is better than Moltres.
-
Instead of creating clone troopers like in the Star Wars EP2 did,he created clone mages....billions of em....
-
Is actually a Saiyan. The last one, actually... Well except for the 10,000 that live on New Namek. Don't ask.
-
Worships crappy games such as Superman 64 for the N64 and Action 52 for the NES.
-
Would [tornado fang] with Air Man given the opportunity.
-
Once destroyed a small planet orbiting a distant star by sneezing.
-
Has soap bubbles left in his ear from his last shower.
-
His earwax is actually streusel.
-
Once slept with EVERY anime girl in the SAME BED!
-
Thinks Air Man is a wuss.
-
Prefers axes.
-
Dumb as a brick. And eats kittens.
-
Is completely sane, and tamed the thing on Donald Trump's head for him.
-
An Arch Demon that come to bestow tragedy and fear upon us...and then it will take all the spaghetti in the world!
-
Ultra-Hardcore fanboy of Kraft.
-
Doesn´t know me at all!
-
A log peasant.
-
His avatar is an artists accurate depiction of his actual face.
-
Can speak fluent Japanese in both Kyoto and Okinowan dialects and can even switch between the two mid-sentence.
-
Is really a hue-shifting outline
-
Is actually an eight-story tall monster from the paleolithic era!
-
Is a metallic slime monster that enjoys turning people into balloons.
-
Is the illegitimate son of George Washington(8 stories tall and made of radiation) and Loch Ness(3 story tall crustacieon from the peleodonic era).
-
Appeared as one of Animal Planet's Most Extreme.
-
Is a collective hive mind.
-
Had the heavy from TF2 based of 'em.
-
Is actually a wombat.
-
Not related to me in any way at all.
-
Is actually a White Mage.
-
"Is really a Pink Agent" ^^
-
Is not a copy at all, and isn't X either.
-
Wants to help me
-
Prefers to put things to the power of Zero instead.
-
Still posts in the RPM Lantern Corps thread.
-
Is actually a chaotic neutral Ruby Thief!
-
Is really the Pearl Merc.
-
Had an affair with me at one point.
-
Is actually a being from an alternate dimension that only exists to curl up at people's feet and sleep.
-
Is being eaten by a Munchlax.
-
Does not care for gems.
-
Has a beard that reaches around the world 8 times.
-
Likes to shake his moneymaker!
-
Is a pikachu with an eye patch, peg for a right leg, and a hook for a left hand.
-
Runs in the Olypmics with his sharpened prosthetic metal leg springs and Muramasa made katana arms.
He is doomed to lose due to disqualification(Killing other athletes is unsportsmanlike conduct).
-
Was one of the victims that caused me to get disqualified.
-
Apples.
-
Is a homunculus.
-
Needs 50 mg of arsenic oxide a day to stop hyperoxygenation of blood.
-
Is human, and hates it. Which is why he's trying to find a Time Gate to warp to the future so he can become a giant tree.
-
The bane of my existance as I travel to finally hunt and capture her then I can....become famous....a little...
Although I haven't figured out what I'm going to do with her, send her to jail?
-
Makes shitty jokes regarding methylphenidate (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ritalin). And posts them on sites like Facebook.
-
A total perfect clone of Leonardo de Vinci
-
Is actually a small pebble created in the Earth's core solely to foster peace and love between all peoples.
-
She is the deadliest virus in the world....She causes everything to dance till death!
-
Created this topic.
-
Gained 50 levels overnight, not enough to mine for diamonds in Africa.
-
Can produce ultraviolet light from his hair if a solution of potassium permanganate is applied.
-
his teeth are really white crayons
-
Blowed up the moon last week with his weak archery skills.
-
Drives the blue rally car of the small ocean.
-
Maxed out all their stats and still can't beat Airman.
-
Doesn't appreciate my pro-semitic comments.
-
Sig does not say "Surviving the world".
-
His sig reads, "DO NOT WANT" when you read it in Swahili.
-
Has barium deposits in her lungs.
-
*puts on TF2 Spy Mask* Is really A WOMAN!
-
Has a beard on his head
-
Has a beard on his head
((Actually... It technically is... Beard grows on face and face is on head.))
-
((Haha...actualy i wanted to say that your beard grows on top of your head,but...well hair and beards are the same thing i guess,but whatever))
Even as a fearsome pirate,his ship always sank everytime his ship set sails.
-
Is the reason my ship sinks when I set sail.
-
He still hasn't painted my chickencoop.
-
Once blargged a snafflegraf.
-
She is climbing a mountain! Why is she climbing a mountain? Cause she loves the mountain. That mountain.
-
Shot the heiress of a nondescript Polish car company.
-
Was able to find the island of Sodor on Google Maps at one point.
-
Consumes various hydroxides of alkaline earth metals to balance the pH of his blood.
-
Doesn't use technical terms enough. >0<
-
May explode if he comes into contact with salt.
-
Used to be known as Galactus, and then Gamera. And for a short while, Betty. Don't ask.
-
Is the Avatar!
(Last Airbender reference)
-
Eats Unobtanium for breakfast!
(Crappy movie reference)
-
Has something that belongs to me.
-
Is the creator of Spectrobes
-
Has a log for a head and no chin.
-
Mostly harmless.
-
Goes to a restaurant at the end of the universe.
-
Every day he sacrifices a small goat to the eldritch god Lrg'ynuv, He Who Reeketh of Dei-Olde Halibutte. He does in the hope of achieving everlasting unionship between his forehead and his pelvis, so that they may someday achieve greatness together.
-
The son of Chtullu
-
I totally did him that one time.
-
She did me once too... it was weird...
-
Last year champion of Extreme unerwater ironing...ON MOTORCYCLES!
-
Is an electronic singing fish.
-
His body lies over the ocean, his body lies over the seaaa.
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Is actually banned from life, and is posting through a reality proxy from a far distant dimension.
-
Is capable of exploding and taking the planet with them.
((See how Cell killed Goku.))
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Will become an uncanny valley, but only when he's sideways and with a two year old.
-
Split open a coconut by tossing it into the air and striking it with a sneaker thrown at the speed of sound while it was freefalling.
-
Once ate a Devil Fruit only to find it was the Hito Hito no Mi*.
((*look it up on the One Piece wiki))
-
Recently died from acetone poisoning and was revived shortly thereafter with the promise of having Stouffer's for breakfast.
-
Has a skillfuly cropped, otherwise pornographic, avatar...of Misty.
-
Is actually a bugbear.
-
Ate too much and is about to explode.
-
Is a survivor from a distant planet in an undiscovered galaxy in an unexplored quadrant of a long-forgotten subdimension accessible via a transspatial rift through several universes.
-
Born outside the plane of existence.
-
Big tree drives red car.
-
Flies around in a dirgible called Alphonsus Rhodes.
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an extinct Albtengisian Franditar from Zinkoff 7.
-
Put on a super suit and fought Godzilla in order to graduate.
-
Beat up Rockman for his costume and Blues for his Shades
-
Once turned his girlfriend into a life-size plushie, ate her stuffing, and wore her for a day. And liked it!
-
Has a set of wings made of gum wrappers and peanut butter.
-
Used his tooth fairy money to buy a Sega Dreamcast.
-
Is my clone from an alternate timeline.
-
Is stupid and spells saphire wrong.
-
((I know this is "Make up a crazy lie", but that kinda hurt...))
Is a 1-eyed, 1-horned, flying, purple-people eater.
-
Is so awesome, when he summons lighting strikes, the electricity flows from the sky, down to Earth.
-
Reticulates splines on a regular basis.
-
Is made from Soylent Green.
-
is a brain in a jar.
-
Is on vacation in a strange realm that genderbends all who enter.
-
Is forced to spin on tip-toes, on one leg, until long after the end of time.
-
On a roadtrip with bugs bunny to save the earth from Dr. Evil and his evil skull
-
Has suntan lines shaped like zebra stripes.
-
His face was horribly disfigured by a Falcon Punch to his nether-regions.
-
Considers juicing grapes with a Swingline to be a legitimate past-time.
-
Is a stick of TnT with a half-inch fuse.
-
Killed 15 people because they looked at him funny
-
Is a knitted sweater that is progressively unraveling.
-
Doesn't sing.
-
Prefers a hammer over a drill.
-
The very entity of anti creation, who joined forces with Tiwanious the infinitely bored to annihilate all other races, and almost succeeded.
-
Explodes and reforms at least twice a day.
-
Is actually Tea powered.
-
I know for a fact that you live on eating the souls of all men.
You are Cthulhu!!
-
Cthulhu's ugly manslave.
-
Was a great emperor in a past life, or at least believed he was. In reality, he was a cute maid.
-
Cute Maid's manslave.
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[works for me]
Once destroyed 3 entire civilizations at once with nothing but a paper clip and a flashlight.
-
Is just a figment of my imagination.
-
Imagination's manservant.
(Okay, I'm done now.)
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[I'll be a servant, I don't mind. 8D ]
Has 1/1 vision.
-
Has been caught, disciplined into becoming the world's greatest assassin and is actually just your average schizo in the loony bin.
-
Hates romance, and slaughters all the fools believing it exists.
-
Isn't a psychopath.
-
Would in fact hit that.
-
Croaks every night.
-
Is what Giga would hit.
-
The Queen of Kamabakka kingdom
-
((One Piece FTW!))
Is one of the Yonkou.
-
Is actually a NetNavi.
-
Is actually in the gif in my sig.
-
Is actually the colon in his Posts counter.
-
Is actually a Pokemon Netbattler and Beyblade Tamer.
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Is Chuck Norris
-
Once made a thread like this on another forum, which was so awesome said forum underwent Gratuitous Total Existence Failure.
-
Tawnya Harding's body guard.
((Cookie if you know where that came from. XP))
-
Has an extremely large harem to which he does not want.
-
Is part of that harem. And likes it.
-
Wants to be my slave.
-
Apparently wants to be my master.
-
(Lol. You do realize this is a LIE thread right? But she speaks the truth, in a lie sense. I just confused myself.)
Doesn't think me confusing myself is funny.
-
Once confused a bear into thinking it was a fish, thus causing a vicious scene in which the bear jumped into the water and slashed itself, and then somehow through some physics-shattering feat picked itself up and ate itself.
-
Is a good speller.
-
Created this thread.
[Well I did, actually, but it works
Wait a minute... there's not a single word misspelled in those posts! MAKE UP A LIE!!]
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Has a king cobra living in their trousers.
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He who's name must not be spoken.
-
(Twas a joke.)
A terrible RPer.
-
Chtullu
-
Knows how to spell Cthulhu correctly.
I'm not sure if I spelled it right though...
-
Can't spell Cthulhu.
[yeah, that's right]
-
(I know, that was the point of it :P)
Fifth ninja turtle
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[I'm Venus? Blegh]
Fourth Musketeer.
-
(... there is a forth musketeer...you know D'Artagnan)
Don Paolo´s trusty assistant
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He was frozen today.
-
Is two camels in a small car.
-
Is one of the eggs in one basket.
-
Is a fruits basket.
-
Crossdresses, watermelon in the dress and all.
-
Is transitioning from male to female.
-
Had stolen all my panties. (LOL)
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Doesn't wear panties.
-
Is a pig on a spit roasting over a fire on a distant planet in a galaxy one thousand million light years away.
-
the emperor of the fire nation.
-
Once destroyed several cities, rebuilt them, and destroyed several more under the guise of a natural disaster because they were bored.
-
He's my BROTHEERR!! Lets fight!!
-
A flower with no scent that blooms without anyone noticing it....but one day that flower will..Get.It´s. REVENGE!
-
Is constantly confusing logs for real people, then gets pummeled to an inch of his life by them.
-
DOESN'T crossdress.
-
((Dude, this is make a crazy LIE thread....))
Likes to dance around in a tutu.
-
(I had that in mind at the time. 8D)
Is a French dude. Who speaks perfect Italian.
-
Beats up little children
-
A cow that escaped it's farm/concentration camp and is currently under PB's care and returns the favor by cleaning his room and signing up for the forum.
-
A head in a jar that dreams of being a ballerina.
-
Actually a Ruby Knight.
Knows that I used that lame joke before on this same thread for the same person.
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A powerful drill only for show that cant even pierce a thin paper
-
Talks too much.
-
Is a shiny jigglypuff.
-
Is a shiny Uglypuff.
-
Is a shining zero from the land of New Jersey.
-
Can spin for weeks straight without getting tired or dizzy.
-
Is actually a Ruby Rook.
-
She enjoys chess matches with herself.
Sadly, she cannot seem to win.
-
Watched the A-Team religiously as a kid, and was Hannibal on Halloween once. This meant he had 20 different costumes that night.
-
Is actual a male prostitute with a dark past of war and bloodshed, who seeks vengeance against those who dared enter his domain and slaughter those he loved.
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Is an emperor penguin dressed as a turtle.
-
Has never posted in a topic with less than 100 pages.
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Is a lousy roleplayer.
-
His brain just spontaniously combusted.
-
Is Vanargand.
-
She is a director who makes movies with amazingly high budgets which she obtains from being a super villain.
She uses the same name for both and no one has noticed yet.
-
Is her partner in crime.
-
Is the Paulding Light
-
Dragon king of the mountains in the east
-
He is really a chimera beast made out of poorly designed Sci-Fi Movie characters.
-
Got the pagebreak for the 100th page in this topic.
[it's only fitting I get it. I did create the damn topic, ya know. ;) ]
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Here we go with that again. A friend of mine overdid that before on my other forum, got real old real fast.
Anyways, Is a refugee with a past of relaxing and pampering with her rich family until Nightmare Zero burned down her home and killed her family, and now searches to get a job and maybe, if she's lucky, a life.
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Yeesh, take a joke, man. It's not like I'm that conceited, or conceited at all.
Ahem.
Once was shot with a taser in the ear lobe.
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Rosebud
-
Perpetually crushed under a log.
-
Sorry, kinda overdid it there.
'Nyways.
A 47 year old rancher who lives in his mother's basement and likes to rock out like it's 1927!
-
Looks like Link in real life. o.o
-
(Actually my hair is starting to go Link style on it's own. Pretty sweet really.)
Actually has no blood, but a radioactive fluid that has spawned from drinking WAAAY too much Powerade.
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Has no idea how to post properly in this topic.
-
(Lawl. I took that seriously for like half a second. I'm so dumb.)
Dislikes the male kind, and prefers to elope with marsupials in her great great country of Iceland.
-
Actually has no blood, but a radioactive fluid that has spawned from drinking WAAAY too much Powerade.
-looks at the half empty powerade bottle on my shelf- Crap. >.> LOLZ
Is really a werewolf-vampire-nazi zombie. o-o
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[@Giga: well the first part is true]
Once ate a small pizza that turned out to be an old compact disc inexplicably covered in cheese, tomato sauce, and pepperoni.
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-looks at the half empty powerade bottle on my shelf- Crap. >.> LOLZ
It seems I suck at lying.
[@Giga: well the first part is true]
>0<
Is actually one of the oldest members of RP, at a whopping 80 years of commited membership.
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Is Galactus.
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Knows how to make long and detailed posts that are worthy of at least 5 seconds of laughing.
-
Knows to tell a lie.
-
Once slaughtered a chicken, thinking it would summon a horde of its chicken brethren if slashed enough.
The answer is no, it won't.
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Knows to tell a lie.
'Bout that.
Once slaughtered a chicken, thinking it would summon a horde of its chicken brethren if slashed enough.
The answer is no, it won't.
LOL MEMORIES.
Once took a chicken and jumped off a cliff, thinking she would slowly and gracefully descend to the bottom.
Result: 2 years in the ER.
-
Tried saving his princess from a castle only to annoyingly turned away by his friend in disguise.
-
Don't insult the fact that I don't have, nor have ever had, a girlfriend! EVEN IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT. O^O
Had his very own pet muscular man named Bobo, but was killed by FLUFFY, DESTROYER OF WORLDS, in an epic battle that spanned centuries of war and strife.
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Destroyed an entire regiment of Nazis back in 'nam. Don't ask.
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Is my girlfriend. xD
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AND IT WAS A DURN GOOD TIME TOO.
Twas one of the Nazis I seeked to destroy, but decided to change to the side of the sane people, meaning the Americans, and joined me in my quest to rid this world of all evil.
Twas ninja'd, but the lie stands.
-
Is a ninja himself. The only one who knows how to Taco-fresco someone into paralysis and Injun Whisker them until they die. o.o
-
10 years ago, he was framed for a crime he didn't commit. He was sent to a maximum security prison, and promptly broke out. Now on the run, he lives in the LA underground. If you have the need, if you have the money, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire... the A-Man.
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Was made from Chemical X.
-
As is there the A-Man, there is a woman to draw him in. She is a hired assasin sent to kill him, and behind the scenes, there is but one person aiming to take him down.
-
[it was an A-Team reference, btw]
Once had sex with a semicolon. To this day, no one knows how it worked.
-
Totally wiped out over a peach core in front of her pet turtle, Rick Highlander.
-
(Need to watch that.)
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN.
Wasn't just Rick Roll'd.
-
Is a fat kid that will grow up to become a skinny sport star.
-
Tried the TV machine in the Wonka factory.
-
Has never tried pickles and chocolate.
-
Has tried pickles and chocolate.
And loved it.
-
((I've had pickles and chocolate. Not a pleasant combo...))
Can burp out pi to 1000 places.
-
Can fart out pi to 1001 places.
-
Tends to fart the Alphabet when no-one's looking.
-
Sings Simon And Garfunkel songs only they are all about God.
-
(Never heard of 'em.)
Eats nails for breakfast, steel bars for lunch, 16-wheelers for dinner, and a nice dessert of human flesh to top it all off. And that is his pre-match food-schedule.
-
Is Really Axl but Denys it
-
Once ate a twelve egg omelette... in one bite.
-
Battle chef.
-
Secretly collecting Bakugan cards :O
-
Is a Chinese dragon in a Protoman.EXE costume.
-
Is a jerk!
-
Is like the noobiest of the noobs.
-
Hates Mega Man ZX!
-
Hates Mega Man Legends!
-
He is 42.
-
majors in white magic
-
Likes Charizard porn.
-
Dropped a hair dryer in a bathtub full of water, jumped in, and managed to survive the ordeal unscathed.
-
STALKER. HOW DID YOU KNOW.
Is convicted of attempted suicide.
-
Is actually Thanatos-Zero. D:
-
Is really Conanthedog101, AKA Mr. owob.
-
Is really blufighter1, AKA THIS IS MY WORK NOT A RECOLOR OF ROCKMAN AND I TOTALLY DIDN'T MAKE THESE ONES IN PAINT!
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Is really Hitomi in less [sonic slicer]-y form.
But you're still one.
-
Is smart.
-
Goes birdwatching when she really watches is NOTHING AT ALL [/Flanders]
-
Knew I could raise the dead.
-
Totally loves Spring Man and his... Springiness.
Burst Man? Who's that?
-
Is the keyboard cat in real life. ^
-
Is a box of french fries.
-
Is a woman.
-
You've sold children into slavery, haven't you? Isn't it fun?
-
Is a fruit smoothie in a blender.
-
Is the blender who's currently 'blending' Spectro :> THAT'S HOW HE KNEW
-
Has stonking great blender boobies.
-
Triple breasted whore of eroticon 6.
-
Focuses on Healing and Buff spells.
-
A mirror version of Zero.
-
Once exploded after brushing the corner of a wall.
-
Actually a Ruby knight. (lame I know)
-
Is Howard the Duck!
-
He never laughed once in his entire lifetime.
-
Is a strategy guide for a game that won't be made for another millennium.
-
Lives in my toilet on a borrowed laptop stealing my wireless internet.
-
(( :O DAMN! I've been discovered! *escapes to the sewers* XP ))
Is the key to the doorway of a Hell ruled by Barney the Dinosaur.
-
Is really made out of blue painted emeralds!
-
Is a pretty awesome guy. I would make love to him if he's into that sort of thing.
-
Is actually from Alaska and not Canada.
-
Closed a door on my face and broke my nose.
-
In actuality, he perfers T-AI from Transformers: Car Robots/Robots in Disguise rather than Stocking.
-
Is 153 years old
-
Her real name is Jem and she's truly outrageous!
-
He's really.....MY FATHER!!!!
-
And she's really MY TWIN! owob
-
And she's really MY TWIN! owob
Where's the lie in that? 8D
-
Where's the lie in that? 8D
It was a lie within a lie, canceling out one another to become the truth!! 8B
-
Is the reincarnation of Elvis' twin brother that died at birth.
-
He's only seen as a Knight due to a typo. It's suppose to read Sapphire Night, a night when the moon glows bright blue and the NippleRavens come out to hunt!
-
Is Humble, all the time.
-
Really likes Panty more.
-
Has lobotomized himself by shooting a bullet though their head.
-
In reality, is a Ruby Knight with a RedBeard.
-
Is currently banned in several universes for offenses too extreme and demented to list.
-
Is really a tomboyish android built to mimic a human's personality on the internet.
-
Is currently banned in several universes for offenses too extreme and demented to list.
:(
He changes his theme often.
-
Is currently banned in several universes for offenses too extreme and demented to list.
I wish we could add this forum to that list of places.
Though, you know, not a lie.
-
Hey, it was a joke, Zero. :P
And plus, I made this topic. I CAN LOCK IT IF I WANT!!*
*which I don't
Anyways, for on-topicness.
Doesn't know what trolling is.
-
Hey, it was a joke, Zero. :P
I'm well aware of this. But still, :(
I wish we could add this forum to that list of places.
Though, you know, not a lie.
Oh, you flatter me.
On Topic: Has no diversity when it comes to avatars.
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^ I'm really happy for him, and I let him finish because this post, was one of his first RPM posts of all time, FIRST RPM POSTS OF ALL TIME!!!!!!
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His name is a typo.
-
Ponders the precedence of how sex laws do or do not apply to animals with no responsible owners, especially in the case of minors.
-
When he was young, he got attacked by a group of teenagers who called themselves the HATERS
H- aving
A- nger
T- owards
E- veryone
R- eaching
S- uccess
However, having played Mortal Kombat as a baby, he was able to observe and memorize Sub-Zero's self defense techniques, therefore making him victorious over the HATERS.
He walked away, hoping to get home, but at his own regards, got lost. He ventured further into the woods to encounter his own shadow, another duel began but did not last long! xnamkcor defeated his shadow and soon began to frighten children whenever he stood in the sun! This story soon began to spread as a legend.
The Legend of xnamkcor -
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Is a terrible liar.
-
is part of the HATERS Who attack'd xnamkcor ~w~
-
Totally doesn't deserve an internet for that last post.
-
Has no Idea about the wonderous invention called the Microwave.
-
Totally knows that I recently used one within the period of 5 hours. 8D
And that was some AWESOME fish... Stuff.
-
Recently got contracted by me to become a magical girl...and stuffs.
-
Is a mother of 25, with 261 siblings
-
Is 260 of those siblings, with PB being the 261st.
-
Would have Kentucky whiskey, perhaps, and not vodka, in the dark of the saloon just a stone's throw away from the post office. So says old man Thatcher. He was always a bit of a rambler, talking about poisoning people and whatnot. So anyway, I thought that I should buy the vodka, but when I was told that you like whiskey instead, I decided to mix a bit of both and package that mixture in a new bottle blown from the usual ingredients used to make glass, except I put in a dash of sand from the ridge where that shotabait and I always went swimming.
-
Is the outlaw sheriff.
-
Didn't like my whiskey/vodka mixture, but did keep the bottle. It's a very nice shade of purple, right?
-
Hates the color purple.
-
Is a certain alien who trolls boys to become mahou shonen
-
Got trolled, and is now fighting Harry Potter characters at night.
-
President of the anti Protoman club
-
Oh what? Whaaaat ? Oh that's it, I'm so invading your house tonight and killing you. But before that, I'm going to rip out your intestines, but without killing you. Then I'll asphyxiate you with them.
Your own intestines that is.
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My bad...president of the Anti Blues club ;)
-
Has 4000 arms.
-
Has two arms.
-
Came to this world from another dimension, solely because his lacked Pepper Jack cheese.
-
You.
I've seen you in the theater every time I go there. I see you going there every day, even. You're always going to see Grease. It's only going to be in production for so long, though. Then, it'll be replaced by a proletariat-inspired, politically charged play about a woman who lost her grandmother's heirloom shoes.
You also never pay. Damn [tornado fang] [parasitic bomb].
-
Has two arms.
((If that's a lie, then I'm a 100-foot-tall pink platypus-bear with purple horns and silver wings.))
Is the Patron Saint of Improv.
-
Is a 240 meter tall purple echidna-koala with a blue tail and an overload of gold jewellery, actually.
-
Is a little ball of spite.
-
You're the guy that:
-Invented peanut butter
-Founded Carnegie Hall
-Discovered oxygen
-Proved that the Earth isn't the center of the universe
-Invented Mt. Rushmore
-Discovered diamond, the hardest metal known to man
-Discovered the internet
I think that's it.
-
And you only have that one time where you outran a steamroller falling down a slope to your name. And it wasn't even a very steep slope. Shame shaaaaaaame.
I thought adamantium was the hardest metal known to man.
-
Has adamantium boobies!
-
Is my son from an alternate timeline where I'm extremely awesome that traveled back in time with the sole purpose to teaching others to be more awesome than humanly possible.
-
Invented Mango Lemonade.
-
Is named after a mountain range.
-
Is physically capable of vibrating through solid objects.
-
Has consumed so much milk in his life, his bones are stronger and harder than adamantium.
-
Is the ping-pong champion of Namek.
-
Is the ping-pong champion of New Namek.
-
mirby is the clone of king harkininian...from the cd-i , and her body is made in australianum with 1000% more moustache and pootis
and he have the power to travel in time when he pick her nose, and she like pie 8D....pie flavored pie >8|
and the other day she throw a dispenser inside my house made of chocolate :W
-
... is actually Mouse Fitzgerald (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/12_oz._Mouse) in disguise.
(Yay slight resurrection!)
-
Likes the PSP version of Final Fantasy 3.
-
Has no idea how he's survived the world so far, and will continue to do so somehow. Surprisingly.
-
His name is a combination of Kirby and Matthew.
PS: You're supposed to make up a lie. Your post wasn't a lie at all.
-
Started this thread.
-
... is Batman.
-
... REALLY loves goats.
-
Spells his name Gaea
-
Has red eyes and is the penultimate of the Magna Monsters.
-
Has a static avatar and a dynamic signature
-
Is the most creative person alive
-
HATES POCKET MONSTERS
-
... loves to juggle his Monster Balls.
-
Of course I do.
Mimics a robot master from Mega Man 2.
-
Once ate a plate of spaghetti and mini-bombs, then used self-destruct at the base of the leaning tower of piza to cause it to start leaning in the first place.
-
Hates sapphires.
-
Pretends to be homeless for Pizza Day at the soup kitchen.
-
Pretends to be homeless for Pizza Day at the soup kitchen.
technically i am homeless so yeah XD
runs around with 4 frames of animation, and his speech consists entirely of beeps and boops
-
Has never played a video game in her entire life.
-
Has maintained perfect accuracy and never received damage in every Mega Man game.
-
Is an inter-dimensional Witch, who conquers worlds upon worlds because she's bored.
-
Is Megatron.
-
Entertains himself by dressing in women's underwear and headbutting photographers.
-
... doesn't know how to operate a remote control.
-
Is really Huckleberry Hound with a cardboard mask.
-
His sword couldn't even kill an ant....
-
Is vegan.
-
Is actually Mirby.
-
Is actually Sockman.
-
... can't tell the difference between right and wrong!
-
Is Javert.
-
Is plotting to destroy the earth with deadly flatulence.
-
Is too Chaotic Evil to be a Knight.
-
... once punched a guy for offering him a free sample of snack sausages.
-
I'd punch a guy too if he offered me a sample of his 'snack sausage'.
-
Has an unhealthy sexual obsession with Rural locations.
-
Never posts in the random picture thread.
-
Is a sock puppet of Jackie Chan.
-
Is a member of an intergalactic society of insectoid lifeforms made entirely of mango lemonade.
-
Once attempted to drink the world's supply of Mango Lemonade, but got stopped by PB when she was halfway done.
-
it was actually only 0.5% done. he works fast
was an innocent bystander in that incident
-
Ever gonna try again? XD
Made plans to destroy the moon and blame it on Wily II, then got bored and made a massive line of female robot masters to take over RPM with instead, then changed her mind about taking over RPM and repurposed the robot masters to harass PB with in retaliation for stopping the aforementioned Mango Lemonade incident.
-
Was the blueprint for those robot masters.
-
Explodes every hour on the hour.
-
Implodes in on himself.
I'd punch a guy too if he offered me a sample of his 'snack sausage'.
Has offered other people his snack sausage.
-
... once went 120 straight days without bathing. (And is currently going on 121!)
-
Is only buying R20+5 for the Roll upskirt.
-
[spoiler]Now how is that a crazy lie? *eyebrow waggle*[/spoiler]
... is having a one-sided affair with a gallon tub of Rocky Road ice cream.
-
Is not a big fan of Weird Al's I Love Rocky Road
-
Recites poetry in French while he sleeps.
-
Once accidentally drank the world's supply of Mango Lemonade, and went to another planet to get more, but accidentally drank all of that on the way back, eventually making 100 trips to the Mango Lemonade planet before any of it finally survived the trip.
-
His beard is actually a dead hedgehog.
-
Has been trained in the valiant art of Chest Combat!
-
Can turn into a magical girl.
-
Has a bikini made out of censor bars.
-
He's not a real knight. He's actually a pirate in disguise.
-
(Actually, I WAS a pirate at one point. Bluebeard, to be specific. o3o)
Is a sentient cookie that escaped from Wily II's cookie jar.
-
A pirate sealed in a cookie jar
-
... smells like teen spirit.
-
Looks like another way outside (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-oHZzHdmxQ).
-
Only posts spam for Canadian healthbar enlargement pills.
[spoiler] <3 [/spoiler]
Also, real talk? We have, like, a blajillilion forum games.
-
loves all the forum games and wants to start 15 blajillilion more
-
Was once an adventurer, but took an arrow to the butt.
-
Is completely incapable of using swords.
-
Once grew into a 30-foot giantess overnight and was trapped in her room for a week until she shrank back to normal.
-
doesn't also have a sword in his avatar like i have in mine
that's actually a severely misshapen and miscolored burrito
-
Can turn people into bombs through skin-to-skin contact.
-
Melts zenny down into bullets.
loves all the forum games and wants to start 15 blajillilion more
Damn straight I do!
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He use to be WHITE!!
-
Used to be female.
-
Is female.
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Has a platypus fetish.
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has a fetish fetish
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Has a cheetos fetish.
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... has a fetish, which he uses to perform Voodoo rituals.
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is deathly allergic to fetishes.
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has a fetish for deadly allergies.
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Needs to constantly run in place or else his heart will stop.
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took over the world nine times.
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Is a masochist that turns himself into a living voodoo doll to torture people.
(And for the record, it was only 5 times)
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developed Sonic and the Secret Rings.
(Also wouldn't that make me a sadist? Or a switch, thereabouts?)
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Developed Sonic the Hedgehog 2006.
(Sadist is getting pleasure from giving pain to others, masochist is getting pleasure from receiving pain.)
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shot himself after developing half of Sonic 06.
(I know, but I also torture other people. Therefore, sadist.)
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(Who [tornado fang]ing cares.)
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... is the nicest, most caring individual on the form. 8D
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loves to be a kissass.
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Sleeps in an Iron Maiden. (The kind that's a torture device, not the Heavy Metal band)
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(The kind that's a torture device, not the Heavy Metal band)
(No, REALLY?)
Hates swords, in fact, he's completely afraid of even smallest and most blunt pointy things.
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... got his name by neutering the word "neutron".
[spoiler=Responce to Suppercut]loves to be a kissass.
Now how is that a lie? 8D[/spoiler]
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Won't flip out at all over a three page advancement on the "What Are You Thinking Now?" Thread despite it being mostly mild banter between me and Sakura.
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cannot be passive aggressive to save his life.
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... chews on tin foil, which gives him his super powers!
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destroyed the world with a wooden sword.
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Is the wooden sword that was used to destroy the world.
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Is actually the Ruby Pirate disguised as the Sapphire Knight.
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Is, in reality, a komodo dragon in a pink dress!
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[spoiler]That's hot.
Says the furry, lolololol[/spoiler]
... prefers brass knuckles made of glass over swords.
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Is a silhouette.
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is blinded by genitalia.
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Burned all our crops, poisoned our water supply and brought a plague upon our horses!
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stole all of your Pokemon while no one was looking.
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His mother was a hamster and father smells of elderberries!
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While no one was looking, Sapphire Knight stole 40 elderberries. That's as much as four tens. And that's smelly.
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Actually cuts people's suppertime meals in his free time.
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is just a can.
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gave inafune the idea to create zero
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Never went to any kind of convention at all.
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can't be bothered to clean his desk of world domination.
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His armor is supposed to be white, right now it's covered in soot.
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She's a man, man.
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Panty is his waifu.
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Secretly has vast wealth.
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Shoves his hands up peoples' backsides to use them as ventriloquist dummies.
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Is secretly plotting the demise of the human race with an elaborate scheme involving socks and sandals!
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Actually doesn't really like yanderes all that much.
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He's actually just a pan.
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Is an empty box of Captain Crunch cereal.
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Is really the villainous Ruby Rambler.
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has a talking Master Chief body pillow with a hole cut in the lower back.
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His mind is not at all filthy, and is cleaner than soap.
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eats gold and craps diamonds.
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Eats diamonds and craps gold.
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Is just a bearded guy dressed up as a knight.
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Was once a teen pop idol that grew up to be a trainwreck, then went through rehab to become a brain surgeon on tv.
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Refers to his grape soda as "grape drank" affectionately while cuddling her in bed after a long day with the kids.
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He's not a pan he's a canteen.
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Enjoys warm, Spring showers, endless fields of flowers, and setting old people on fire.
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Enjoys warm, Spring showers, endless fields of flowers, and setting old people on fire.
He is telling the truth.
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Then I have truly lost the game. ♪
*ahem* Enjoys practicing his calligraphy on other people's cookwear.
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Enjoys watching megaman draw all over me.
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Allergic to steel.
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can cause people to punch themselves whenever she dances.
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His games actually cause ankle injuries.
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Prefers Toad.
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Owns a restaurant that serves fried maggots. Still avoids food inspection to this very day.
His games actually cause ankle injuries.
Is it really still that much of a problem? I'll take it out if everyone hates it.
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Is it really still that much of a problem? I'll take it out if everyone hates it.
What are you babbling about, stupid? She was just doing what the thread title says. Don't dwell on it too much.
Erm... anyway.
Hm...
Is an inter-dimensional angry video game reviewer.
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Is a poodle with a binge problem.
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Is a poodle with a binge problem.
Has forgotten how to cry and also breathe.
[spoiler=Off-topic @Tron]What are you babbling about, stupid? She was just doing what the thread title says. Don't dwell on it too much.
... Pan is a "she"?[/spoiler]
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Can swim in the air at will.
[also Suppercut was replying to me, and therefore the "she" in Tron's post is me >_>]
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Is a trained master of Fist of the Nose Hair kung fu.
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Is the reason the Kobun Wars began.
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Fights by eating bombs and spitting out explosions.
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Fights by eating sword and, well, dying.
[spoiler=Off-topic @Tron]... Pan is a "she"?[/spoiler]
COVER BLOWN
ABORT MISSION
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Fights by putting buckets on peoples head and hitting them with a soup ladle.
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Is a pink bunny with hundreds of children.
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Is the father of those bunnies.
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She's actual a Gerudo Desert Princess!
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Is really Gannondorf with stolen sunglasses!
(Also, I don't care how many 'n's are in it if it's spelled wrong.)
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He's one of the 7 sages.
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She swam with the Zora's naked!
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He likes river dancing with the Gorons.
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She's flown with a young, Rito boy!
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Executes monkeys with the Deku tribes.
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Has a pet moose that has been eating through my garbage.
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Is really a SPY!
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You can't prove anything!
Er...
Is the banjo player from "Deliverance."
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Is Banjo the bear.
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Is Engineer's banjo.
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Once banned someone named Joe.
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Dresses up as Luigi to go on rampages in children's schools with a broadsword.
But can't do that until he's had his cup of Joe in a cup with a green band.
Because squirrels.
What are you babbling about, stupid? She was just doing what the thread title says. Don't dwell on it too much.
I'm sorry, she made a reference to it, I thought my pseudo-studio logo signature was still obnoxiously obvious, so I offered to fix it.
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Is unable to slide.
[No, I only mentioned it because it was there. It was the same as referencing your avatar; no THIS SUCKS or anything beyond acknowledging it for a joke]
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... is a man. Or maybe a dragon-man. ... or maybe just a dragon...?
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He's a lizard man wearing a fox pelt.
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All she wants to do is dance dance dance!
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Is just an egotistical brick of cheddar cheese.
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Knows the secrets of the Ego Moon.
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Is a talking sword.
[No, I only mentioned it because it was there. It was the same as referencing your avatar; no THIS SUCKS or anything beyond acknowledging it for a joke]
[I'm just trying to make sure it's the least annoying. People still comment about me and my self-promotion, so I worry.]
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Is a flying mumbling thiggamagig working with majin.
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Prefers to be called Terra.
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... prefers to be called via smoke signals.
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prefers to smoke and signal callers.
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is incapable of heading right
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can cure my supposed lack of manliness with her blood alone.
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is unfortunately allergic to blood and instead has a life-giving organic nutrient smoothie running through his veins
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can't live.
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Can't dash properly even with upgrades, and such can't get through Gate's Lab 2 without having trouble.
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... is actually just a giant forehead and bangs in real life.
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is Colonel. And Iris.
At the same time.
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Is Zero.
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This isn't a crazy lie. It's 100% true. Sakura loves to randomly attack people in the park with cans of Dust-Off while laughing maniacally!
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Likes to pants people in the same park while laughing manically!
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After tying up random victims, she silently and creepily sings into their ear. Softly.
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(Okay I'm dying over here. XD)
He actually loves Raspberries more than Mango Lemonade.
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Her favorite, creepy song to sing to her victims is Call Me Maybe. The sweat running down their forehead and spine is cold and full of liquid fear.
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(Are you trying to make me a Yandere or something? This is getting creepy. XD)
Has a collection of Purugly pelts on his living room floor.
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She sharpens her sword with the bones of the guilty and bathes it in the blood of the pure, innocent, and Digimon fanbase.
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Kidnapped my Platypus.
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Has cameras everywhere so he can be see everything, despite the fact that he's completely blind.
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Has sound bugs everywhere in PB's house, and hears nothing but sexcellent tunes.
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Is the secondary source of sexcellent PB tunes.
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Was raised by lunar fascist bastards.
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Has single-handedly tracked down and killed every known 37 year old caucasian male named Robert Thompson using only a cut gardening hose and pair of tweezers. Current kill count is estimated to be at 39,653
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Did a multi-track drifting with an Airbus.
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Did a speed run of I Want to be the Guy.
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Has flown before, a feat she has yet to replicate despite the numerous attempts to do so.
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Proud owner of the manual to the printing press machine that made copies of books such as I Knocked Up Satan's Daughter: A Demonic Romantic Comedy, Dancing with Jesus: Featuring a Host of Miraculous Moves and a 2003 Edition of a Driver's Manual that can be found buried in the glove compartment of a gunmetal grey Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution VIII that's usually seen driving around the Pensacola region between 12 and 4am.
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... had a special guest spot on Happy Days once. (As one of Fonzie's gal pals. ♪)
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Bought an infamous printing press without a manual.
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Once screamed at a fence post for a continuous 72 hour period because it was 3 degrees off centre. After that tactic failed she tried holding a lit match 5" inches away from the post in an effort to scare it further. After another 36 hours and having gone through at least 5 full packs of matches, she gave up and called in a Professional Post Aligner
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Drives a gunmetal grey Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution VIII that's usually seen driving around the Pensacola region between 12 and 4am.
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Once suffered a mild case of amnesia and spoke in an ancient Tibetan language for about 3 weeks after recovering from a traumatic and nearly fatal injury to her left pinkie toe
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Is secretly an amorphous blob who's hell-bent on ruling the entire world with a blobby fist...and bananas!
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Is in possession of an empty pickle jar that was crudely labeled "The essence of 1967's rebellious youth". It previously belonged to an old homeless man that sold it for a free breakfast meal at Tim Horton's. It found its way across various provinces and eventually used by a low-class conman as a piggybank. It was left behind when he got evicted from his flat and sold off at a local auction for the bid price of 62 cents.
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Prefers Dunkin Donuts to Tim Hortons.
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(Which is especially heinous if you are a Canuck.)
Is secretly the (former) Taco Bell Chihuahua.
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(Oh, I'm aware! XD)
Is, in reality, a member of the Ice Demons of Argoroth!
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Once broke the sound barrier with a go-kart missing its rear left tire, 3 rubber bands and a pocket full of miracles.
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He is secretly working on inventing the infamous Pink Shell, a Mario Kart items designed to turn a kart into a flamingo!
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Is working on an invention to change the genders of everyone in the world.
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Is a robot from the center of the Earth that can eat can openers and cause humans to go mad by sneezing.
Also; Ciel, your supposed to tell lies about him.
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Lives in the core of the Jupiter, his sneeze is the very cause of insane storms within Jupiter.
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Is registered member #386 of a cult dedicated to stealing the carrot noses off snowmen in an attempt to crush the hopes and dreams of children everywhere.
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Is registered member #386 of a cult dedicated to stealing the carrot noses off snowmen in an attempt to crush the hopes and dreams of children everywhere.
... can't crack a hard-boiled egg without hanging upside-down from a living room ceiling fan.
[spoiler=Hey, Caria...]You make the best damn Crazy Lies. Seriously! X3[/spoiler]
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Huddles in peoples closets.
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Can take off her pants by just staring at them intently!
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Can rip his shirt to shreads with a mere thought.
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Can do that awesome hair flowing in the wind pose in slow-mo!
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Taught me how to do that.
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Is the only known human individual to reach terminal velocity by tripping on an untied shoelace
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Fills her goggles with Orange Juice
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Runs a pizzeria that has created the unusual Mango Lemonade flavored pizza.
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Punched 43 people in the abdomen at a local Wal-Mart upon the dreadful discovery that all her 5% off coupons expired 4 days prior. The case was taken to court and settled with a fine of $15 and 3 bags of Chex Mix or something of equivalent value.
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Once burped and created a black hole.
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... once dated the Stay Pufft Marshmallow Man's second-cousin.
[spoiler=Lolololol]*is laughing so hard from the PB/Saku exchange*[/spoiler]
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Has a giant cane that is 100% Banana Shaped.
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is an incredibly feminine woman.
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Gets every single haircut at a Supercuts!
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His hair isn't normally spiky, his own Ego makes it spiky by sheer force of will.
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She can shorten and lengthen her hair anytime she wants.
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His saiyan hair was achieved through cheez-its. Lots, and lots of cheez-its.
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Once traversed the Seven Seas of Rhye during another typical night of sleepwalking. Upon waking up the next morning he found a mermaid sleeping on a beanbag chair next to his bed. Specifically the kind with a fish torso and human legs.
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One rainy night, Caria awoke to the sound of rustling in the inn kitchen. Venturing down to the source of the noise, Caria encountered an army of rabid hobbits. Caria had to think quickly, yanking the milk out the refrigerator, Caria wiped away the rabies foam and replaced it with foamy milk that was way past it's prime. Caria had saved the day again.
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Is just a glass of water.
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She's the rightful heiress to the Kingdom of Steak!
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He's the rightful heir to the Kingdom of Sweet Potato Fries!
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Her army is called the Knights of Steak Fat! They wield Steak Knifes instead of swords!
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And his army is called the Starch Trojans! Their armor is made out of Marshmallows!
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Drives a Delorean painted like an Ice-Cream Van and has X-Ray vision.
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Doesn't have an avatar of Stocking
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Many historical records indicate his presence in any notable past events involving large volumes of tea such as the Boston Tea Party. Further research and analysis are need before it can be determined whether this is a case of immortality or time travel. However if it's the former, scientists are vigilantly awaiting to book any necessary trips to the Scotland Highlands to deal with a possibility of 'The Game' taking place again.
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Lives inside of a Subwoofer.
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Kidnaps small children using real Pokeballs, and uses them to battle Mechaniloids.
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Hangs upside down from a ceiling while contemplating whether or not it's a day for soup.
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... is actually a giant, sentient can of cherry soda.
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Noob Saibot's brother.
-
Has a little monkey that steals people's hats.
-
Wants an Armada of Navy Bunnies!
-
(What the heck are Navy Bunnies.)
Has a brother named Forte Bass.
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Is trying to invent a time machine to go back in time and invest stock in Microsoft.
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Keeps pet Octoroks and terrorizes the town every Tuesday with them.
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Once amassed every known song in history containing the word "baby" and played them all at once on a 5.1 surround system set to max volume. The resulting blast of sound waves shattered every pane of glass in a 150km radius. National Defence and FBI were called in to investigate and take any precautions. After 3 months of no further incidents, the occupation was called off. No one was charged or held legally responsible. To this day only few know the above poster was the culprit. And those that do have been sworn to secrecy not to reveal his real name and location.
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Is not king of this thread.
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Cloned himself to take over the world.
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Didn't just blatantly double post.
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Is a MLP fan and has many pony figures in his house.
(Yeah I'm not too good at this.)
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(Well, you made me cringe a slight bit at the thought of that.)
Is made of defective iPhones.
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LIT ME ON FIRE.
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Once sang a complete acapella of Danger Zone backwards while driving doughnuts in a one way dead end street with a moped. Reportedly he was high after eating Hash Browns laced with a form of cannabis, aka "Hash Hash Browns"
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Once a part of a team of scientists determined to create a bioweapon by making a soundwave carry the same effects as ecstasy and equally deadly substances. Discouraged and disbanded the team after he suggested calling it "Sonic X".
Didn't just blatantly double post.
Is so good at getting jokes.
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Once necroposted a topic so old that it caused a distortion in space-time that temporarily brought dodos back from extinction. However, this was shortlived as he promptly ate all the dodos.
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Was a voice actress for Boku no Pico.
A male character.
And not the crossdresser.
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Was the producer of Boku no Pico. MLP Edition.
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Has lived in 29 different countries. The reason being that on numerous occasions his neighbours have discovered his voice is in fact the basis of which Microsoft Sam was made. This usually leads to numerous articles and attention given by local news and eventually an angry mob (who are just angry for the sake of being a mob) forms around his house demanding he come out and make some sort of rousing and awkwardly pronounced monotonous speech. Past severe incidents of the mob losing control have lead to approximately 81 dead and 247 injured to varying degrees. Rumour has it the constant relocations are now being funded directly by the United Nations.
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Can't hold a conversation unless inside of a giant mechanaut built for destruction.
[spoiler]Was the producer of Boku no Pico. MLP Edition.
okay realtalk
laughing my ass off here[/spoiler]
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Is the reason Sega stopped putting the Chao Garden in Sonic games.
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Likes to tame walruses for the purposes of genetic experimentation in the hopes that one of them will gain the ability to fly at warp+ speeds and generate a psychic shield that will allow him to ride it through space whenever he so desires.
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Is actually RPM's Luigi.
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Is actually RPM's Captain Falcon.
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Is RPM's Jigglypuff.
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Is RPM's Zero Suit Samus!
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Is RPM's Peach.
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She'll make a fine Chief of Security one day!
Is RPM's Peach.
Technically that's not a lie. Peach is one of my mains in the Smash Bros. At a Melee tourney at PAX in Seattle, I was told by several people that I was the best Peach player they've ever seen. I use her cause she's so goddamn smug! 0v0
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Oh okay then you're RPM's Yoshi.
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She'd totally wear this!
[spoiler](http://0.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/40/50/1901e61e7dd4ce1de037cad2411b117e-sexy-c-3po-cosplay.jpg)[/spoiler]
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Would skin Chewbacca's fur to make a pelt to stay warm for the winter.
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After watching a certain episode of MTV's Daria, she became the hugest fan of the group Pet Shop Boys!
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Him and 3 other associates once held the YMCA formation for a solid 37.52 hours, beating out the previous world record of 37.46
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Can open a Boom Tube extra-dimensional point-to-point travel portal to teleport him and his companions. However, when transporting groups his transporter can get overloaded, roughly one out of every 1,000 times, and ends up transporting all those teleported to Apokolips.
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Can destroy televisions by winning a game of Mario Party 6. Unfortunately cannot win a single game due to being recognized by Nintendo as a possible lawsuit risk, therefore having the game thrown against her favor. Is also made entirely out of soda.
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Doesn't know how to do a Victory Boogie, despite sexy ass
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Is actually PB(Princess Bubblegum).
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Is Fiona the Human.
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Has a bad habit of putting hand grenades in microwaves then forgetting about them until she arbitrarily starts the microwave and explodes them. She loses more microwaves that way...
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The sword is made of plastic!
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One of the more intelligent members of the forum.
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Has a working avatar link.
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Is currently plotting the right way to destroy the universe while retaining his own life.
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Her princess is in another castle.
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is fully capable of reading handy little gender markers on forums that are to the left of every post
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is fully capable of reading handy little gender markers on forums that are to the left of every post
Get the [tornado fang] over it. You don't need to bring it up everytime someone gets it wrong.
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Is the nicest person on the internet and totally doesn't lash out at every single little thing.
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Is the manliest of all men to walk the Earth!
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Is a pretty pretty princess.
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Is Luigi after a 7-year timeskip.
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Stores nuts in his closet for winter.
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Is in fact PB's puppetmaster.
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Smokes pot... of the cooking utensil variety.
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Is probably extremely happy by the fact that I only just realized she's a female.
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doesn't lash out at every single little thing.
I don't. Just when people like you continuously make a big deal out of nothing.
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(it's not nothing, but I suppose it's ridiculous of me to expect others to understand)
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It is nothing, this is the internet where gender is quite frankly irrelevant for the most part.
Stop getting so worked up it considering the 'he' is usually the term that people will use for someone they are unsure the gender of.
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I'm really not that worked up about it. I just find it silly when it says it right there.
<--see? right over here? i can understand if this wasn't here, but when it displays this on every post, there's really no excuse. :\
in addition, you may think it is nothing, but you also haven't had to fight desperately for people to address you as you are, not as they insist you to be. To struggle with your identity as one thing when those closest to you keep calling you something you're not.
then again, you probably don't [tornado fang]ing care, so i've wasted my time in writing this [tornado fang]ing post. B(
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then again, you probably don't [tornado fang]ing care, so i've wasted my time in writing this [tornado fang]ing post. B(
No one cares, which is my point.
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go [tornado fang] yourself with a rusty axe
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Calm down.
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Y'know Mirby. First thing I was told when I joined was, when encountering Ruri, the best thing to do is to smile, nod, and move on. As one of the newest members here, I'm somehow doing this better than almost any of the older ones and I'm a bit frustrated with it.
On topic: Actually holds the stocks that keep this forum software on the internet, and without his contributions, all forums running this software would cease to exist.
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forgive me if i have trouble handling such transphobic comments as the ones made above by a.... certain individual.
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I don't even care, I treat everyone the same. I don't shove my gender in your face why should you? If someone got my gender wrong I, quite frankly, wouldn't give a [parasitic bomb].
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except our circumstances aren't really equatable, are they? our lives and our circumstances aren't quite the same.
also i take it by "treat everyone the same" you mean "act like an insufferable ass". :\
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I don't even care, I treat everyone the same. I don't shove my gender in your face why should you? If someone got my gender wrong I, quite frankly, wouldn't give a [parasitic bomb].
Honestly I look at peoples avatars and guess their gender there before I look at that gender thingy. I also assume that anyone who doesn't show their gender is a dude.
On topic:
Collects spoons from different countries.
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Is actually a salad.
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sorry, he just struck a nerve. a very vulnerable nerve.
ahem
Once destroyed a small planet by punching a wallaby in the ear lobe.
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Honestly I look at peoples avatars and guess their gender there before I look at that gender thingy.
If it weren't previously established that I was a guy i'm pretty sure it would still be obvious.
Anyhow.
is made of burlap
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is not obviously a guy
no srsly
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Is the velcro that holds RMZX's Mirburlap sack together.
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Im kinda used to everyone being male on the internet. And i also went by the avatar of Link.
Maybe it´s time i re-designed those Female/Male Symbols to be more clearer....
Ontopic:
That´s not chips he´s eating.
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Tried to save the Twin Towers from destruction by eating them.
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He had supper but then just after that he accidentally used a jumping uppercut and flew all the way to the moon.
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The people love him because he looks a Yandere-ish loli with a huge fan-service.
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A witty person with a great sense of humor.
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The guy who's madly in-love with me.
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Is my Fusion Dance partner.
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Can fully charge up in as few as 2 episodes.
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Rational.
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The best guy to talk to, when in doubt.
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Has a seven-tailed beast inside of him. When he unleashes it, he can make up to seven anime references per second, from any anime, including ones he hasn't even seen. However, he can only think about Naruto otherwise whilst in this mode.
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Abhors cat ears and prefers to wear wombat ears instead. Also the sound of jingling bells sends him into a frothing rage; last time this happened, he killed 500 people and annihilated 3 asteroids.
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She ABSOLUTELY hates Luigi.
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Sided with the Rahkshi and the Bohrok Kal.
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Outright DESPISES wombats!
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Wears mesh armor created from the teeth of fallen wombats.
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Is really a tiny alien in a robotic person suit!
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Is made of grape soda.
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((*tries drinking self* You lied to me! DX ))
Is a muppet being controlled by a wombat.
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Can only spell words backwards, and as such he has created a program that allows him to enter individual words backwards while still retaining the left-to-right word order.
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Name doesn't rhyme with Kirby.
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His name is not pronounced as the word Burst. It is in fact pronounced b-URH-st
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Is the 33rd reincarnation of Samuel Hamilton, grandfather of famed 20th century author, John Steinbeck. Lives 3 through 42 were of various farm animals due for slaughter and small insects that were prone to being squashed withing 24 hours of birth. Of arguable note however was Life #23 in which he was Lassie's stunt double for a number of years till an unfortunate accident that resulted in him being put down.
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lame
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Loser
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stupid
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poser
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Is a very lovely lady.
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Cosplays as Zelda.
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Cosplays as Mario cosplaying as Link.
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Is actually a pretty pretty princess.
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Is actually a very masculine plumber.
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Is a dinosaur.
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Once had a dream where she was eating a life-sized replica of the Leaning Tower of Pisa, constructed out of pizza, then woke up to find her room FILLED with empty pizza boxes.
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Delivered those pizzas and was rather confused and amazed how she was sleeping while still paying in exact change, with a perfect 18.25% tip added on top.
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Has crazed, raw sex with Roombas.
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Sleeps on a rock.
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Created an entire house using nothing but the bones of extinct animals that were lying in a sunken cave she discovered after tripping on a giant rock that someone was sleeping on.
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professional builder
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Is a Korean Pop Idol.
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Is wanted Dead or Alive in 12 States and the Province of Quebec for 108,907 counts of bursting into homes and mutilating people's toast just because they put jam on it WITHOUT PEANUT BUTTER. Whether he is aware there is a such a thing as allergies remains to be seen until his possible capture and trial.
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While being Rick Moranis, never actually shrunk his own children.
I mean, who does that? Seriously.
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Co-created this site with Vixy.
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Is an entity formed out of fragmented data on the internet.
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Disgusting. Not cute at all.
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Doesn't mix user and avatar up.
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assuming
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Was once part of a league of trolls known as G.L.O.T.E. (Glorious League Of Trolling's Elite) but betrayed them in the Great War of Troll by killing their main Trollmander in Chief whilst fighting /anonymous/.
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His effect on drinking Mountain Dew's can screw up every logic of the entire omniverse
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intriguing name
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Is as dumb as a sack of hammers.
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Is as smart as a sack of hammers.
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Is a sack of hammers.
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Has normal hair.
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His hair is on fire.
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Drools caramel.
Also dat sack of hammers exchange.
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Is a professional basketball player in Bulgaria.
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Is a professional hockey player in Guatemala.
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does not like the coffee
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Dissects sheep brains for a living.
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Works in a chocolate factory that makes chocolate bunnies. For every 20 bunnies he eats the ears off of one.
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Was once confused for Superman and had to battle Lex Luthor, only for the real Superman to show up after she had defeated Luthor and wonder how the hell anyone got the two of them mixed up.
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Is God.
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(Oh [parasitic bomb]! Someone found out!)
Was once a Pharaoh in ancient times, but he invented a time machine and jumped to the future, where he learned that he, supposedly, was eaten by Anubis.
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Can make up 1328 solid and incredibly endearing pick up lines for sheep in 4.3 seconds. He has kidnapped trillions worth of wool from farms across the world with this trickery. It is said every 5 years he shears every sheep he's captured and uses it to create a 1000:1 scale model of that fuzzy sweater from Seinfeld. Then burns it in tribute to Jerry.
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douche
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Has an equally good mustache.
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Once went around to every visibly homeless individual in Detroit and gave them $5. What was thought by onlookers to be a simple act of charity was actually a payment for something far more heinous. Soon every paid bum began acting crazy in the streets and proclaiming their benefactor to be the 2nd coming of Jesus. The act terrified citizens and the entirety of Detroit was shut down for a quarantine that lasted 543 days. All blame was shifted on the homeless and their supposed delusions. To this day the world's top psychologists have been unable to crack the 'mystery' to this large scale incident.
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dumb
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Hates Pokemon with a burning passion.
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Wants everything to be all Pokemon all the time
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Hates Gundam and Jojo.
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Thinks Blaziken is a punk pussy whipped [sonic slicer]!
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Thinks Cyndaquil is so pathetic that it shouldn't exist.
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Doesn't know me at all
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Realizes that trolling is the best way to make friends.
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Can evolve an Eevee into the Eevee in his avatar.
It knows Curse. The creepypasta one.
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Is the reason that dodos are extinct.
Though, to be fair, it's not his fault that they're damn tasty with some barbecue sauce.
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Made the dinosaurs extinct the same way Supper made the dodos extinct! It's taken millions of years, but she's finally worked off all that dino-fat.
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Bleeds out M&Ms every time he gets injured.
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Wanted in nine states for murder, ostracized by civil society for cannibalism, it all started when he met the man that bled those little red M&Ms...
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Wanted in Guam for the burglary of a Sega Genesis and Castlevania 4.
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Realizes that trolling is the best way to make friends.
But it is
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Once used an old pogo stick to go to the grocery store, but then had an unfortunate accident that left them resembling a human corndog.
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Once ate said human resembling corndog.
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Is Moby Dick. No snickering...
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Controls 80% of the world's cocaine drug trafficking.
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Eats metal tacos for lunch.
Without any milk.
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Is that last chocolate pudding cup someone hid in the back of the fridge and forgot about for several years.
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Goes insane when in the presence of pyrite.
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Has a sober avatar.
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Once stayed up for seven days and seven nights traversing the Spanish coastline in search of the legendary gin spoken of in the tablets he discovered while cleaning up the dust, candy wrappers, bread crumbs, and moldy pizza under his desk.
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Once successfully infiltrated Area 51. Keeps a tape of his findings in a safe under his bed.
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Once broke the laws of physics to rob a store. Got away with a Sega Genesis and Castlevania 4. Tricked the cops into thinking they lived in Guam.
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Knows every martial art and combined all the best aspects into his own form.
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Defeated X1 Sigma's final form by wielding the Empire State Building.
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has potential
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once donated a million dollars to an orphanage
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once donated a million dollars to an orphanage
thats only because i don't have a million dollars to spare
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Never has anything useful to say.
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the worst person ever
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A better troll than Hitomi.
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Hates colors.
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Farts green flames instead of blue.
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Not a person
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The one responsible for cancelling Legends 3.
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Is a flat-chest lovin' lolicon.
Oh wait, that's me.
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Well you're right. I dislike lolis.
Has a biotic arm with grilling capabilities.
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Well you're right. I dislike lolis.
Has a biotic arm with grilling capabilities.
Whoops, and I just pulled out of a hat.
Has a secret underground liar plotting to hold the world ransom for...
[spoiler]$2 dollars. 8D[/spoiler]
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Is, in fact, made of glass.
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He was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning he breaks his legs, and every afternoon he breaks his arms. At night, he lies awake in agony until his heartattacks put him to sleep.
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Is a necrophiliac. But only during full moons....and Ash Wednesday.
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He's an elf.
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Sleeps outside in a tent made out of twigs and glue.
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total lamer
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The most charismatic person I've ever met.
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Smokes crack
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i totally remember who he is
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Incredibly boring
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Has no style. Doesn't even know what the word dapper means.
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A really inactive user
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Hurts everyone's feelings or a regular basis.
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Isn't starting to get annoying.
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Everyone loves her.
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Invented the leperchaun.
Not the leprechaun, the lep-ER-chaun.
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Has the ability to stuff infinitely large objects into his ears without obstructing his hearing.
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Is a leprechaun cursed with lepersy invented by Burst.
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Is a model for 'Space Vogue' magazine.
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Is not coffee-powered.
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Poisoned PB's roast beef.
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Is a sentient slice of meatloaf.
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Invented a machine that can turn people into Mary Sues.
Is a sentient slice of meatloaf.
I found this extremely funny because I am working on a game where you play as a sentient flamethrower. >0<
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Is an immigrant from a planet of a very distant star system. He had a hell of a time translating his passport for the MIB.
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Sometime, during a sword-swallowing show, he showered the show-goers with sizzling sparks.
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Has a pickaxe that creates wind shockwaves that move 1 battle grid tile a second.
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Has not played a Battle Network game.
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Briefly controlled the internet but was thwarted by a freak blackout that managed to fry his computer.
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Wants nothing to do with Nintendo. Nothing at all.
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Hates Arturia, hates her with every fiber of his being.
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Once shot down the moon with a muffin cannon.
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Attempted to imitate the previously-stated act of shooting down the moon with a muffin cannon, but got arrested by the FBI and taken in for questioning. He's currently being held in Area 62.
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Born out of a blackhole.
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Born out of a white-supremacist hole.
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Born out of a Mexicole.
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Chopped off his left hand because he found out his girlfriend was cheating on him with it.
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Killed himself (and had his spirit promptly bound to a metal body Alphonse-style) because he found out his girlfriend was cheating on him with him.
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has the singing voice of Josh Groban
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Holds the world record for fastest run down Lombard Street.. backwards on a tricycle missing its rear left tire. Estimated time clocked in was 6 hours, 23 minutes and 43.5 seconds with only 33 wipeouts and 15 pit stops for quick maintenance.
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Once banished the entire Earth to a hellish dimension, and some say he still hasn't sent it back.
(i love this thread because even if someone posts before i can, i don't have to change anything)
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Makes her posts quickly.
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Is the founder of Hot Topic.
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Is the founder of Hot Topic.
WHAT
NAAAAAAWWWWWW
Is the founder of Justin Bieber's record label.
TAKE THAT
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When he says he isn't a Shana fanboy he actually means it.
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Retard.
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Put an incredible amount of effort into that post.
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Changed a lot since we last met.
Also has a lot of proof that I'm a Shana fanboy.
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Changed a lot since we last met.
I make one tiny comment towards you and suddenly I hate you and I'm out to get you.
Jeez you're so sensitive, do you want an apology or something?
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An [dark hold] with no redeeming qualities.
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Some douchebag who beats children.
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A man-shaped-karaoke machine that kills people with really poor music selection.
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managed to recite the entire Dewy Decimal System catalogue in morse code, via blinking, in under twelve seconds. also while underwater and trying to escape a straight jacker tied in chains. 1.3 billion viewers tuned in to watch.
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horrible in general
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genuinely enjoys everything and is never disappointed about anything
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Her quote of me is a fantastic representation of what I have to offer.
genuinely enjoys everything and is never disappointed about anything
No one is like that.
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Sure likes to come go on Skype a lot.
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He claims to have a Cerberus skeleton, but it's really just a wolf skeleton with 2 extra skulls attached in the wrong places.
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Is actually a sentient can of grape soda controlling a biomechanical facsimile of a person.
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[parasitic bomb]! My secret's been discovered!
Is really a sentient rubber mask possessing a human host.
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His name is short for Super Kingfish
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Most uninteresting poster on this board.
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He makes sense.
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Once tried to evade the Galactic Police by pretending to be a head of lettuce, leading to a perfectly innocent head of lettuce being arrested in their place.