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Off The Wall / Re: What are you best known for?
« on: August 21, 2013, 12:15:22 AM »
a tie between refilling people's energy and drawing breasts

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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth
« on: August 17, 2013, 06:21:59 AM »
Reminds me of the old "sprite comic" trend.

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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth
« on: August 17, 2013, 06:17:30 AM »
I've never seen a critic for fan games before.  It's like if I wanted to be a food critic, but I just broke into people's houses instead of going out to restaurants, then ate all their dinner and told them it sucked.

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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth
« on: August 17, 2013, 06:08:14 AM »
Is that guy for real?

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Off The Wall / Re: Models and Figures
« on: August 13, 2013, 04:04:20 AM »
There are some pretty interesting "bodies" you can attach those joints onto.  I've seen gifs, but I can't post them.

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I'd change Sigma's name to Cigma and put a box of litanium rods in Spark Mandrill's stage

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X / Re: What would the story for Rockman X9 be?
« on: August 08, 2013, 02:28:51 AM »
True.  X7 was a good concept, just poorly executed.  I wish we could sympathize with them and say, "Oh well, at least they tried," but Nintendo managed to bring Zelda, Mario, and Metroid all into 3D without accidentally creating some sort of video game humunculus.

I was all for MML3, because it was exactly that, Mega Man in full 3D.  But, you know...

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Yeah no way in [tornado fang]ing hell they're releasing a boobie game on a Nintendo system in the US, without hiding that thing in the shadiest of places, or the e-shop.  They're already too afraid to show a teensy tiny bit of Tharja's delicious ass to us proud 3DS owners.  That's what we're dealing with here.  Now, imagine if people saw this on shelves in Walmart, the holy gathering place for our most intelligent citizens.  That's just asking for trouble.

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X / Re: What would the story for Rockman X9 be?
« on: August 08, 2013, 01:56:15 AM »
Unfortunately a better story and HD graphics aren't going to save the X series.

These games don't really sell anymore.  Part of the problem is Capcom.  They've associated Mega Man with "low quality" and "low budget" by releasing bad titles like X7, Xover, and now they're basically giving us the finger.  The other issue is that people don't want to pay full price for a game that they can beat in a couple hours.   It's either Capcom ups the difficulty so you spend more time on a single level (Like MM9) or they add actual depth to the game.  Running and gunning doesn't quite do it anymore.  Yeah they tried some sort of half-assed metroidvania style [parasitic bomb] in ZX, but the changes I'm thinking of need to be much more drastic.

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X / Re: What would the story for Rockman X9 be?
« on: August 08, 2013, 12:53:10 AM »
The problem with the X series is that they make it up as they go along, and the titles are released inconsistently, so the story is just all over the place.  I mean, they're basically working off of a story that began in the 90's.  I don't know how you actually fix that without scrapping everything and starting over from a clean slate, like what they did in the Zero series.

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It's about time.

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Off The Wall / Re: The NSFW Ecchi Thread! (NO NUDITY)
« on: August 06, 2013, 05:35:28 AM »
i hate to butt in


but


i'm getting to the bottom of this

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Off The Wall / Re: Models and Figures
« on: August 06, 2013, 05:03:21 AM »

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Off The Wall / Re: Models and Figures
« on: August 06, 2013, 03:50:28 AM »
let's not forget the US version



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Entertainment / Re: TOONAMI IS ON RIGHT [tornado fang]ing NOW
« on: August 06, 2013, 01:20:43 AM »
I might be a little late to the party, but is Sword Art Online just .Hack with way more semen?

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Off The Wall / Re: Models and Figures
« on: August 06, 2013, 12:49:56 AM »
I don't have time to look through this whole thread but I'm just going to assume that someone already posted the Tharja model, and all is well in the world of RPM.

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Gaming / Re: Pokemon Generation VI: Pokemon X and Pokemon Y
« on: August 06, 2013, 12:46:12 AM »
when are they going to put missingno back into this game

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Off The Wall / Re: "What's Upsetting You Right Now?"
« on: August 06, 2013, 12:44:43 AM »
i know right

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Off The Wall / Re: "What's Upsetting You Right Now?"
« on: August 05, 2013, 08:30:07 AM »
As long as Hitomi Tanaka can play the sorceress IRL, they're not too big enough.

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Original / Re: Crashman
« on: August 03, 2013, 10:43:46 PM »
He should have been called Ladder Man.

I didn't get to make this joke in 2012.

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DASH / Re: If Capcom outsources the next Legends game...
« on: August 03, 2013, 10:39:51 PM »
Platinum Games

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X / Re: What would the story for Rockman X9 be?
« on: August 03, 2013, 10:31:40 PM »
Using Jacob's Ladder, the humans begin mining rare materials from asteroids with the help of the Reploids, in order to deal with the dwindling supply of resources on Earth.

There is a rebellion in space, as various worker bots go Maverick.  The Maverick Hunters are called in.

Duo's home planet messages Earth and tells them that they are an ancient race of aliens who have visited Earth in the past, and Type 1 civilizations are not allowed to bring weapons into space under the Galactic Peace Treaty.  The punishment is termination.

The Maverick Hunters are attacked by 8 robot aliens.

It was really Sigma all along, and after Earth disarms he launches a full scale attack.

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Off The Wall / Re: "What's Upsetting You Right Now?"
« on: August 03, 2013, 09:39:41 PM »
Right.

To be fair, men do a horrible job at representing female characters, because you know, we're men.  You end up with weak princesses that need rescuing, back-row healers that are only love interests, and so on.  I'm tired of it myself but, it's a male dominated industry.  All these feminist groups yelling at men to do a better job like we're not going to screw it up next time is a really odd solution to the problem.  I'd really like for there to be more female developers, so we can see worlds from their perspective, but it doesn't seem like a field women are interested in.

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Gaming / Re: The "Breath of Fire" General Thread
« on: August 03, 2013, 09:10:57 PM »
> Capcom in charge of franchise decisions

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Off The Wall / Re: "What's Upsetting You Right Now?"
« on: August 03, 2013, 09:07:41 PM »
Some people feel it's their duty to stop fictional characters from being objectified, even if they are objects by definition.

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