[yt]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RlegP4oaFDY[/yt]
While I always found the Mario is a Psychopath theory bullshit, Rosalina's parents being plausible until Luigi was mentioned, and the Toads being infected with parasitic fungus just weird, this one actually seems to make the most sense. Can't believe I didn't think of that one before.
But it still doesn't explain who Bowser Jr's real mom is, since it's obvious it's not Miyamoto unless he had a sex change he had told us about and is also part turtle.
Not to mention why he would leave said mom in a divorce, I mean unless the woman got crazy jealous about the fact that Bowser kept kidnapping Peach or something, or if she died, most likely death by child birth which would actually make sense. I mean it's a huge hole in this theory.