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Gaming / Blade Kitten
« on: September 24, 2010, 06:47:37 AM »
I don't know what this is about but it reminds me of Megaman X8.  If you ignore the pink yoshi parts.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZiMwRLVx9M[/youtube]

It's also about a cat girl.  Thought you people would be all over it.

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Gaming / Princess Maker thread: prostitute your daughter
« on: September 08, 2010, 01:04:38 AM »
So, I recently found out that there was a Princess Maker 5 (FIVE!) on the PS2.  I had only played Princess Maker 2 -- which was [tornado fang]ing badass, thank you very much -- so I could only imagine how it had evolved.  Could it have 3D graphics?  3D Platforming?  I googled it to find out, and to my surprise...

It was EXACTLY the same [parasitic bomb] as before.  Actually, no, it was way worse.  My dreams were crushed right then and there.

Pic related.  It's [chameleon sting]ing Princess Maker.


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Entertainment / Dexter
« on: August 31, 2010, 03:04:07 AM »
I just finished watching this series on the internet and I must say it was pretty good up until the point where it got pretty bad.



For those of you that don't know, Dexter is about a genius named Dexter who lives a double life.  Dexter is not a normal person, and he tries very hard to blend in with regular people by keeping this fact hidden.  He takes great pleasure in his private work, however, the issues of everyday life seem to complicate things.  It feels like he can never finish the job uninterrupted.  Dexter's sister is always trying to gain access to his world of secrets, and he goes through great measures to keep her shut out.

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Off The Wall / Rule 34 claims its first victim... Erin Esurance
« on: August 29, 2010, 10:42:22 PM »
http://www.bnet.com/blog/advertising-business/esurance-axes-erin-after-the-secret-agent-took-on-an-x-rated-life-of-her-own/5034

If any good has come of this, now we know how to get rid of a mascot.  How about starting a porn wave of that Marcus PSP kid?

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Off The Wall / Anyone know how to dump NDS saves?
« on: August 23, 2010, 12:07:12 AM »
This is why I hate buying games.

Dragon Quest IX.  1 save file.  [tornado fang] that.

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Rockman Series / List your griefing strategies for Megaman Universe
« on: July 26, 2010, 06:12:35 AM »
Taken from my thread over at GFAQs

Quote from: Sub Tank
sandwich ride armor in between all the Dr. Light Capsules

Quote from: Sub Tank
tell newbies that there is a heart container down the nearest bottomless pit

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Gaming / Pac-Man has been incorrectly classified for decades.
« on: June 23, 2010, 09:43:07 AM »
From Wikipedia:

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"Survival horror refers to a subgenre of action-adventure video games which draws heavily from the conventions of horror fiction."
GHOSTS

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"The player character is vulnerable and under-armed, which puts emphasis on puzzle-solving and evasion rather than violence."
RUNNING FROM GHOSTS

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"Games commonly challenge the player to manage their inventory, and ration scarce resources and ammunition."
FOUR POWERUPS

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"Another major theme throughout the genre is that of isolation. Typically these games contain relatively few non-player characters, and as a result, frequently tell much of their story second-hand through the use of journals, texts, or audio logs."
EMPTY MAZE

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Off The Wall / THIS is how you beat a video game...
« on: April 16, 2010, 11:58:26 PM »
With 3+ years of mathematics.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ezZgAl6aN8[/youtube]

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Off The Wall / FREE MEGAMAN PORN
« on: April 01, 2010, 09:40:04 PM »

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I'm looking for some sort of "magic" ratio.

I know it was pretty bad in MMZ.  If I recall, there was a picture showing that the stage height was literally like five Zeros tall.  I'm kind of curious where the other games stand, but I don't have the emulation stuff to take screenshots in their native resolution.  Everything on the internet is either stretched or cropped.

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DASH / How come we've never seen Mr. and Mrs. Bonne?
« on: February 09, 2010, 11:24:32 PM »
I'm assuming they're either amazing pirates, or terrible parents.

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Off The Wall / What X4 music did this game rip off?
« on: February 08, 2010, 01:58:19 AM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3PS0Klchww#t=0m59s

Around 0:59.

Is that Sky Lagoon, or am I going crazy?

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If there isn't, this is it.

http://www.cinemassacre.com/new/index.php

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Okay, so maybe Wily's fingerprints are all over the place, and he has a terrible habit of leaving his name behind at the crime scene, but does that really prove anything?  Did anyone stop to think that maybe, just maybe, it was all in self defense?  As far as we know, Wily has never physically harmed anyone.  Clearly he was just trying to prevent a certain Murder Machine from trespassing in his home, and then killing him.  I bet a jury of his peers would agree.

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Gaming / [Discussion] Gaming after the apocalypse
« on: January 09, 2010, 06:53:19 AM »


I've been watching a lot of APOCALYPSE WEEK on the History Channel, which has been highly entertaining.  If you don't know the drill, according to a bunch of ancient civilizations, some rare celestial event in 2012 may result in humanity getting buttfucked back to the stone age.  I have outlined the pros and cons of this situation:

Pros
- Pirating video games and selling used games will no longer be killing the video game industry because they will already be dead.
- All the terrible fanbases will be obliterated.
- People will finally stop arguing over games and nitpicking.  Whatever game you can scavenge is automatically GOTY.

Cons
- No internet or electricity.
- Rule34 will consist of sand drawings.
- No more FAQS.

How will you prepare?  Is handheld gaming the future, or are you going to lug a TV/PC around?  How will you power your system?  I don't know how many windmills it takes to recharge a DS.
 
Discuss.

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X / Maverick Hunter X6. Rescue the Reploid System
« on: December 26, 2009, 07:19:08 AM »
I heard from another topic that Capcom was making Maverick Hunter X6.  I think this is fantastic, because my favorite part of X6 was saving floating reploids from being tentacle raped.  Since this will be a complete graphical remake of X6, I thought they could revamp the rescue system as well.  I've listed several ways to improve upon it:

• Savable reploids should appear during boss fights.

• Reploids must be escorted to "safe zones" after touching them, instead of instantly being teleported out of the stage.  During this period, they can be damaged by everything that damages the player.  The amount of HP they have is determined by your HUNTER RANK IN THE NEW NIGHTMARE SYSTEM!

• Each reploid should grant access to a critical item, instead of just half of them.  And more critical.  For example, the very first reploid you encounter unlocks the ability to save your game.  If it dies, you cannot save.

• There should be a 3D vehicle stage with savable reploids, like that one level in X7.  The bomb defusing objective under a time limit was a nice touch, but they could have made it underwater and added environmental damage, like electric seaweed.

Discuss.

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Original / Brace yourselves for the next wave of stupidity!
« on: December 19, 2009, 09:25:35 AM »
Megaman X1 = Megaman 11

So, whatever happened to all those people that believed Megaman & Bass was the 9th title?

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Original / Dr. Light should be playable in Megaman 10
« on: December 13, 2009, 07:27:57 AM »
You start out with Dr. Light and 5 metools, which you should immediately send to harvest the nearest resources. With those resources you can build more metools, so you can get even more resources. Eventually you will be able to build machines that mass produce sniper joes, which you can send on suicide missions to disrupt Dr. Wily's workers, and slow down his economy. Late game, you will be able to design your own robot masters, and lay waste to Dr. Wily's castle.

Through proper micro management, you can beat Dr. Wily at his own game.



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Gaming / Blade and Soul (Boobs and Hips)
« on: December 04, 2009, 09:11:24 PM »
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36d_Gc2sogk
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This game will be fantastic to look at.

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Gaming / 3D games that would make kickass 2D platformers
« on: December 04, 2009, 07:51:05 PM »
Monster Hunter:
- Just add jumping.

Demon's Souls:
- So many [tornado fang]ing narrow paths with no place to move other than forward or backward.  It might as well be 2D.

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DASH / What was the name of the girl in the wheelchair?
« on: November 29, 2009, 03:53:46 AM »
I also accept images.

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Off The Wall / Does anyone have the original Soul Ablaze?
« on: September 26, 2009, 05:18:26 AM »
I'm tired of this remix.

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Off The Wall / Motivational posters are ruining funny pictures.
« on: August 18, 2009, 10:33:20 AM »
What's the deal with people taking things that are completely fine on their own, and adding all this extra bullshit onto them?  Example below.





Didn't we learn anything from those two Matrix sequels?

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Off The Wall / Help uncosplaying
« on: July 08, 2009, 09:49:22 PM »
help i am stuck as inuyasha

how do i become socially acceptable again?

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