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on: January 25, 2009, 09:46:01 PM
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Reply #1 on: January 25, 2009, 09:49:00 PM
This thread made me happy.



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Reply #2 on: January 25, 2009, 09:50:09 PM
Am I awake or do I dream?  The strangest pictures I have seen.  Night is day and Twilight's gone away!



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Reply #3 on: January 25, 2009, 09:53:53 PM
I'm glad this thread isn't about that stupid vampire movie that doesn't have Blade in it.



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Reply #4 on: January 25, 2009, 09:56:38 PM
Classic.


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Reply #5 on: January 25, 2009, 10:03:07 PM
I'm glad this thread isn't about that stupid vampire movie that doesn't have Blade in it.

From what I hear though, it's full of Vampires who can walk in sunlight, who sparkle.

...I almost vomited while typing that.



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Reply #6 on: January 25, 2009, 10:27:16 PM

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Reply #7 on: January 26, 2009, 12:48:51 AM
Thank you so much Neko. Thread delivered in spades. XD



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Reply #8 on: January 26, 2009, 12:51:54 AM
Everyone here is grateful



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Reply #9 on: January 27, 2009, 12:34:11 AM
I'm glad this thread isn't about that stupid vampire movie that doesn't have Blade in it.

or D.

D is the [parasitic bomb]<3



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Reply #10 on: February 11, 2009, 05:04:38 AM
I'm glad this thread isn't about that stupid vampire movie that doesn't have Blade in it.

^This [parasitic bomb], yo.



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Reply #11 on: February 11, 2009, 05:41:07 AM
From what I hear though, it's full of Vampires who can walk in sunlight, who sparkle.

...I almost vomited while typing that.
It's about a vampire who is self-concious about going out in the sunshine because he doesn't want people to see his skin sparkling, eats fruit instead of drinking blood because falls in love with a human girl who "just wants to feel special" and is super popular and loved by everyone even though she treats them like crap, and the vampire's brother who does all the stuff vampires are supposed to do, and is a bad nasty man for it.



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Reply #12 on: February 11, 2009, 05:48:54 AM
It's about a vampire who is self-concious about going out in the sunshine because he doesn't want people to see his skin sparkling, eats fruit instead of drinking blood because falls in love with a human girl who "just wants to feel special" and is super popular and loved by everyone even though she treats them like crap, and the vampire's brother who does all the stuff vampires are supposed to do, and is a bad nasty man for it.

So, this Vampire doesn't die in sunlight, nor does he need human blood to survive, making it where there's NO drawback to being a Vampire.  That's the worst idea ever.



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Reply #13 on: February 11, 2009, 05:53:01 AM
Throw in werewolves/furries that transform when they RAAAAGE and you've dug yourself into the pits of Hell with bad ideas.


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Reply #14 on: February 11, 2009, 06:03:48 AM
It's about a vampire who is self-concious about going out in the sunshine because he doesn't want people to see his skin sparkling, eats fruit instead of drinking blood because falls in love with a human girl who "just wants to feel special" and is super popular and loved by everyone even though she treats them like crap, and the vampire's brother who does all the stuff vampires are supposed to do, and is a bad nasty man for it.

After reading that, Twilight sounds worse than I thought it would be.

It's like a fan fiction gone horrible awry.

Hell, how can this vampire with sparkling skin be even called a vampire? He doesn't even have any of the traits of a vampire from the sound of it. He's more of a super human than a vampire.

Tell me, why the [tornado fang] is this [parasitic bomb] popular?



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Reply #15 on: February 11, 2009, 06:47:26 AM
Girls like it because they like vampires who want to "Help the world, and not just drain all the blood out of it"

Even though our leading 420 year old virgin vampire who isn't supposed to have any bodily fluids gets this human girl pregnant, and has to buy and feed her packets of blood from a blood bank, THEN has to turn her into a vampire to prevent her death during birth because... she starts spitting up blood.

I don't know how that works, but in Mayerland it does.



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Reply #16 on: February 11, 2009, 06:51:18 AM
This really sounds like the worst story ever.



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Reply #17 on: February 11, 2009, 06:54:36 AM
Story in a nutshell, in comic form:



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Reply #18 on: February 11, 2009, 06:59:52 AM
Story in a nutshell, in comic form:



... ha ha.



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Reply #19 on: February 11, 2009, 12:51:16 PM
That book has raised such a huge shitstorm on the internet. The only problem is that it's getting so much [tornado fang]ing publicity as a result.



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Reply #20 on: February 16, 2009, 03:55:53 AM
I read the book.

My eyes bled and my brain exploded.

If you are reading this then that means that I have managed to control your mind even if for a short period of time.


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Reply #21 on: February 16, 2009, 04:01:43 AM
I saw this today.


And then I was all



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Reply #22 on: February 16, 2009, 04:02:10 AM
I saw this today.


And then I was all


Hahahaha XD



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Reply #23 on: February 16, 2009, 04:04:41 AM
I should probably write a book too. A reinterpretation of the Frog Prince. His name will be... Steed Horsepower, and he was turned into a frog by the evil alien nazi wizard Von Raufbold Bloodthirst. Now he searches the cosmos for the single princess whose genetic code he needs to break the curse. However to use it he will have to kill her. What he did not see coming was that he falls in love with said princess, now he has to decide wether to let his love live, and spend and eternity wandering as a frog, or kill his love and regret this deed for the rest of his pitiful life. Then he must confront the evil alien nazi wizard in a divine duel that shatters the foundation of reality itself.

Would probably be on the niveau of Twilight.



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Reply #24 on: February 16, 2009, 04:05:21 AM
It would sell millions in America. 8D