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on: August 07, 2009, 11:13:54 PM
My job is so [tornado fang]ing unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself.

She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career oppertunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I
I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the [tornado fang]ing stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big [tornado fang]ing dog to work.

Every [tornado fang]ing day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single [tornado fang]ing day.

Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and [parasitic bomb].



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Reply #1 on: August 07, 2009, 11:16:20 PM
Good read.

Damn good read.



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Reply #2 on: August 07, 2009, 11:23:52 PM
This is Scooby Doo-ishly funny... >U<

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Reply #3 on: August 07, 2009, 11:25:29 PM
I don't know, Velma looked pretty cute in the cartoon to me



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Reply #5 on: August 07, 2009, 11:30:17 PM
I didn't think it was all that hilarious until I read;
Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and [parasitic bomb].
and then I got it and burst out laughing.



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Reply #6 on: August 07, 2009, 11:33:27 PM
I missed that movie. I liked it. Jay & Silent Bob was a crazy bunch. >v< </wii>

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Reply #7 on: August 08, 2009, 01:21:32 AM
I see what you did there Fred. 8D

Also everyone knows Velma is the freak & secret 11 in the group. No one ever expects the quiet nerds until they dress differently. XD



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Reply #8 on: August 08, 2009, 04:43:22 AM
I didn't think it was all that hilarious until I read;
Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and [parasitic bomb].
and then I got it and burst out laughing.
Same here. And I agree with Jerry on Velma being an undercover 11 in disguise.



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Reply #9 on: August 08, 2009, 05:38:46 AM
that was awesome. when I got to the end, I lol'd.
I cant believe I didnt get it before then, but whatever. It just made mo lol all the harder.

...When Larry the reploid accountant goes maverick of his own accord, he's certainly formidable during tax season, but he isn't going to provide X the challenge needed to make him grow as a warrior and reach his potential.


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Reply #10 on: August 08, 2009, 06:03:41 AM
My job is so [tornado fang]ing unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself.

She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career oppertunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I
I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the [tornado fang]ing stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big [tornado fang]ing dog to work.

Every [tornado fang]ing day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single [tornado fang]ing day.


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Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and [parasitic bomb].



Seriously, right at the end, it all clicked and I laughed.



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Reply #11 on: August 08, 2009, 06:23:21 AM
Man that kinda sucks but how can they stand to eat at McDonalds and Burger King at all.  Do you really have to drive them around in your van or was that part of the joke at the end?

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Reply #12 on: August 08, 2009, 07:14:39 AM
Man that kinda sucks but how can they stand to eat at McDonalds and Burger King at all.  Do you really have to drive them around in your van or was that part of the joke at the end?




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Reply #13 on: August 08, 2009, 07:18:15 AM

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Reply #14 on: August 08, 2009, 07:49:12 AM
that was awesome. when I got to the end, I lol'd.
I cant believe I didnt get it before then, but whatever.
I did get it before then, sort of... I was thinking "You should tease that guy for being like Shaggy"

Also everyone knows Velma is the freak & secret 11 in the group.
And I agree with Jerry on Velma being an undercover 11 in disguise.
Eh, what?  Is this a Code Geass reference or something?  STOP BEING SO MYSTERIOUS, MYSTERY INC



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Reply #15 on: August 08, 2009, 08:14:19 AM
Watching this go over some peoples heads makes me heart break



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Reply #16 on: August 08, 2009, 09:20:23 AM
Man that kinda sucks but how can they stand to eat at McDonalds and Burger King at all.  Do you really have to drive them around in your van or was that part of the joke at the end?

seriously Sakura...


seriously.

...When Larry the reploid accountant goes maverick of his own accord, he's certainly formidable during tax season, but he isn't going to provide X the challenge needed to make him grow as a warrior and reach his potential.


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Reply #17 on: August 08, 2009, 07:32:58 PM
I always preferred Velma, but then again I have a thing for nerdy girls with thick-rimmed glasses and I can't stand overly effeminate women who constantly obsess over the way they look. And Daphne was so annoying in "A Pup Named Scoody-Doo" with that crazy butler of hers.



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Reply #18 on: August 08, 2009, 08:27:47 PM
Exaggeration for comedic effect, I expect.



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Reply #19 on: August 08, 2009, 09:01:25 PM
I'll exaggerate YOU



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Reply #20 on: August 09, 2009, 05:32:39 PM
*standing ovation*
This made my day/night. XD


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Reply #21 on: August 12, 2009, 02:45:03 AM
Like everyone already said, the last line got me!

More epic copypasta please!  8D


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Reply #22 on: August 22, 2009, 04:22:41 PM
Haha how could I miss this? Scooby-Doo FTW!



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Reply #23 on: August 22, 2009, 05:01:10 PM
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career oppertunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts.

lies

[spoiler][/spoiler]

velma is hot



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Reply #24 on: August 22, 2009, 05:02:59 PM
lies

[spoiler][/spoiler]

velma is hot

How'd I see this coming? XD

Workshop/DA/YT/Photobucket なにかんがえてるの!?
So its about ass now huh? EVEN THE ASS HAS 'EXCEEDED'!

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