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Reply #1875 on: February 09, 2009, 05:37:59 AM
Here's a hilarious story about a organized tournament that went awry complete with a 100 man mob sent out to beat the [parasitic bomb] out of a tournament organizer who ran off with all of their money.

[spoiler=For Size Reasons]23:04 Crimmy: Gun shot was fired.
23:04    IamCanadian   wat
23:04 Mila   lol
23:04   Crimmy   u know what, i think ill stay away from "competitive" smash
23:04   IamCanadian   Holy snap, Crimmy, where do you live where a Smash tournament can produce gunfire? :O
23:04   Crimmy   if it means I get to avoid [parasitic bomb] like gun shots, and walking to peoples houses late at night
23:04   Volc   i kick to be lol
23:04   Volc   like this
23:04   JiggyS   wat
23:04   Crimmy   im not there. people are updating me
23:04   Crimmy   this is in Philly
23:04   AzureJericho   still over Smash
23:04   Haly   lol
23:04   Volc   !kick IamCanadian THIS IS A VICTORY FOR AMERICA
23:04      *** IamCanadian was kicked by ChanServ ((Volc) THIS IS A VICTORY FOR AMERICA)
23:04   Crimmy   but im here safe in NY :)
23:05   AzureJericho   now i've heard everything
23:05   Kak   I hope some wavedashing zealot takes a bullet in the leg
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23:05      +++ ChanServ has given halfop to IamCanadian
23:05   IamCanadian   lolwat
23:05   nabster92   lol that just seems like a horrible tournament organizer
23:05   Haly   so clearly
23:05   Volc   uguu~
23:05   Crimmy   nab, indeed.
23:05   JiggyS   uguu~
23:05   Haly   smash is more hardcore than haloz
23:05   Haly   whoever got shot over halo
23:05   nabster92   that will never have any credit as a TO ever again
23:05   AzureJericho   @Kak - after that, the guy who shot him needs to say you must recover
23:05   Crimmy   all the people are walking to his house i guess. but a gun shot was fired
23:05   JiggyS   brb retesting Mario and Luigi smashes to see variations based on tilting it up or down
23:05   IamCanadian   XD
23:05   Volc   haha
23:05   Haly   i don't have my kirby numbers yet jiggy
23:05   Crimmy   but people have to catch a 2am plane back to texas or something
23:05   AzureJericho   Luigi's full charged tilt up fsmash is [twin slasher] btw
23:05   Haly   why don't i ave my kirby numbers
23:06   Mila   gunshot rumors are usually start by the police trying to disperse a crowd though
23:06   Kak   Mila is paranoid
23:06   Mila   how much $ was it per person?
23:07   nabster92   probably about the same as ours
23:07   Crimmy   yeh, they just said after the gun shot, people were running for their life. the one guy is on the phone with this guy in the chat room and I guess hes really out of breath
23:07   nabster92   $15 singles $20 per team for doubles
23:07   Crimmy   15 venue fee, 10 to get in for singles
23:07   nabster92   nvm then
23:07   nabster92   even more
23:07   JiggyS   Hmm. Up-tilted forward smash Mario KOs at 101 instead of 109.
23:07   Mila   damn nd people are bitching for getting a day and half at that price?
23:07   Crimmy   ill double check but im pretty sure the venue fee was 15 then 10 for singles/20 doubles
23:07   Crimmy   i guess because alot of people from texas and such are there
23:08   Crimmy   alot of people flew
23:08   nabster92   well half of one day was just waiting cuz it was 7 hours late
23:08   nabster92   and if theyre not gonna finish the tourney to get to a point where the money would go to the top 3
23:08   JiggyS   HOLY BLANG WHAT
23:09   JiggyS   Luigi's up tilted forward smash :O
23:09   IamCanadian   Tell us. :O
23:09   JiggyS   What have I been missing this whole time? :O
23:09   nabster92   they wouldnt want to have the TO keep all the money for providing such a shittily run tourney
23:09   Crimmy   nab, exactly. and as of right now, looks like the TO will be keeping all the money
23:09   nabster92   ally came from canada
23:09   Mila   guy pockets about 3grand
23:10   Mila   but also has to face innernet justice
23:10      *** Mila quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
23:10   Kak   mmm
23:10   Haly   but who would take the side of the smashers
23:10   Kak   BBQ chicken hot pockets are nummers
23:10   nabster92   maybe theyll give him the AiB banhammer
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23:10   JiggyS   Luigi's up tilt forward smash KOs at 81 instead of 96. :O
23:10   Haly   aib ban for 3k?
23:10   Haly   worth it
23:10   JiggyS   OFF THE TOP instead of off the side. :O
23:10      *** Rafa quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
23:11   IamCanadian   "Thanks for the support you've given everyone on my absence." What support? They were there for five minutes before Claude showed up. XD
23:11   JiggyS   XD
23:11   IamCanadian   Also, holy snapple at that Luigi stat. :O
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23:11   Haly   cuss like normal uneducated people plzkthx
23:11   Crimmy   i gotta give credit to TO tho. oer 60 people were chanting "money back." he went and got himself a police escort
23:11   Haly   none of this snapple and flip [parasitic bomb]
23:11   Crimmy   he was prolly gonna catch a beat down
23:12   Haly   back air back air wave dash down smash!
23:12   Haly   oh snap TO pwned
23:12   Milaz   dude just needs to stay off the innernets and phone for 2 weeks and he'll be aiight
23:12   Haly   i doubt I could live for a single week without my innernets
23:12   nabster92   someone is bound to know where he lives though
23:12   Milaz   he'll probably get his mail box smashed or something by philly locals though if they know his name/house
23:13   nabster92   especially if moving the venue to his house came up
23:13   JiggyS   Kirby's up tilt forward smash KOs at 101 instead of 102, an amazing improvement.
23:13   Haly   yeah but it's priority is huuuuge
23:13   Haly   and range
23:13   Haly   >_>
23:13   Haly   SAKURAAAAAAAAI
23:13   AzureJericho   late, but i told you tilting Luigi's fsmash = uber
23:13   Kak   Pikmans time
23:13   Kak   Halycon
23:13   nabster92   you know
23:13   Kak   GET FRAGILE YOU [tornado fang]ing PIECE OF [parasitic bomb]
23:14   nabster92   some people
23:14   Haly   [tornado fang] YOU I CAN'T READ MOONSPEAK
23:14   nabster92   take the springs out of the triggers on their controllers
23:14   AzureJericho   wat
23:14   Kak   GET IT OR ILL THROATFUCK YOU
23:14   Kak   NOW GODDAMNIT
23:14   Crimmy   my thing is, all these people are walking to his house in the middle of the night. But arent most of these people out of state?
23:14   Kak   Nab don't be racist
23:14   Rafa   :o
23:14   Crimmy   how do they know where he lives
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23:14   nabster92   cuz theres no light shielding in brawl
23:14   JiggyS   Kirby up tilt: 192
23:14   Haly   wat
23:14   AzureJericho   oh, speaking of controllers
23:14   Haly   wat wat wat
23:14   AzureJericho   i don't get something
23:14   nabster92   so they shield faster cuz they dont have to push it all the way down before it comes out
23:15   Haly   i thought not modding
23:15   Haly   *no modding
23:15   Phantom_Flapjack   I need to figure out how to do that. I hate having to push all the way down, and sometimes my finger gets tired and I think it's pushed but it isn't
23:15   nabster92   noone checks for it
23:15   AzureJericho   that's [tornado fang]'d up
23:15   AzureJericho   XD
23:15      *** arol quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.84 [Firefox 3.0.6/2009011913])
23:15   Phantom_Flapjack   A buddy of mine has his modded. I should harass him until he does mine
23:15   nabster92   taking out light shielding and not making a light press put the shield up was pretty stupid though
23:16   Phantom_Flapjack   Agreed
23:16   AzureJericho   yeah, i can't tell you how often that costs my usual match intro
23:16   IamCanadian   Someone's actually GIVING me armour and weapons? This breaks every RPG rule in the book. :O
23:16   JiggyS   Kirby up angle forward tilt: 222
23:16   JiggyS   XD
23:16   IamCanadian   watch it all suck, though.
23:16   Haly   :(
23:16   AzureJericho   run - spot dodge with momentum - back air
23:16   Crimmy   Nab, you heard of someone named "Panda"?
23:17   nabster92   nop
23:17   Crimmy   Apparently he is "leading" the 85 or so people to Chibo's house
23:17   Crimmy   walking
23:17   Crimmy   on foot
23:17   Crimmy   LMAO
23:17   IamCanadian   wat
23:17   nabster92   lol
23:17   Crimmy   on some foot soldier [parasitic bomb]
23:17   AzureJericho   oh [parasitic bomb]
23:17   Haly   mechswarm
23:17   Volc   i think Captain N really enjoys using bullet points in his thread titles
23:17   Haly   DOUBLE TIME
23:17   AzureJericho   that's legendary
23:17   nabster92   someone gon get his house burnt down
23:17   Milaz   I think Captain N enjoys make gamefaqs threads on GAF
23:17   JiggyS   All Kirby forward tilts seem to work the same.
23:17   IamCanadian   Hell hath no fury like competitive Smashers scorned. :O
23:18   AzureJericho   are they carrying pitchforks pr torches? you have no time to think about that because they want to stomp you out
23:18   Crimmy   "santi said he led 100 ppl to chibos like captain oli"
23:18   AzureJericho   *or
23:18   nabster92   lol
23:18   Crimmy   im sorry but i cant help but laugh
23:18   Milaz   they need to be careful what they do/post on smashboards
23:18   nabster92   100 smashers
23:18   nabster92   with nunchucks
23:19   Crimmy   I know this is gonna be bad for the "smash community" but this is just too funny
23:19   JiggyS   so do the weapons and armor suck, canadian
23:19   Milaz   then again 100 smashers aren't exactly spartans
23:19   Crimmy   LMAO @ nunchucks
23:19   AzureJericho   XD
23:19   Haly   crimmy this'll be great
23:19   JiggyS   Kirby up air: 179
23:19   Haly   no one will be able to say smashers aren't hardcore
23:19   AzureJericho   i hope someone youtubes it
23:19   nabster92   lol
23:19   AzureJericho   this could be the mahvel babeh of smash
23:19   nabster92   inevitable
23:19   IamCanadian   huzzah, plate armour.
23:20   JiggyS   press x repeatedly
23:20   JiggyS   Kirby back air: 136
23:20   Milaz   how many rounds of the tourney/ people left?
23:20   Crimmy   ALOT i guess
23:20   IamCanadian   Yeah, I'm finding more stuff here.
23:20   JiggyS   Kirby up special: lolz
23:20   JiggyS   Kirby down tilt: lolz
23:20   Crimmy   out of those 100 people, i'd estimate maybe 40-50 are still in
23:20   Crimmy   but Mila
23:20   Crimmy   Doubles didnt get finished either
23:21   Milaz   oh ouch
23:21   Crimmy   and I guess Ally was playing against some guy named Chu and I guess its supposed to be an epic match
23:21   Milaz   and people came from texas/canada lol
23:21   Crimmy   Chu was getting his ass beat and thats when the power went off
23:21   JiggyS   Kirby down tilt does KO at 999. :O
23:21   JiggyS   Let's see how low it can go. :O
23:21   IamCanadian   Kirby top tier confirmed. :O
23:21   Crimmy   Mila, yah. Alot of people flew apparently and need to catch a 2am flight
23:22   IamCanadian   Hm, some surprisingly decent weapons actually.
23:22   AzureJericho   wooow Crimmy
23:22   Crimmy   i guess when the cops came they tried to just focus on the match becuz it was "too epic" lmao
23:22   AzureJericho   XD
23:22   Milaz   i hope this is a real innernet [parasitic bomb] show
23:22   AzureJericho   this really has the makings of something hilarious though
23:22   IamCanadian   This is the greatest story ever told.
23:22   Crimmy   The morning fallout on smashboards will be comedy
23:23   Crimmy   "every1 got their controllers and ran"
23:23   Crimmy   I CANT BREATHE
23:23   JiggyS   Kirby down tilt: 920
23:23   Crimmy   LMAO
23:24   AzureJericho   holy [tornado fang], that's brilliance. XD[/spoiler]

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Reply #1876 on: February 09, 2009, 05:43:27 AM
That was very odd, Jelly. I guess the shot really does prove SSBB > Halo.


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Reply #1877 on: February 09, 2009, 05:48:28 AM
Aka, it get's better. There's video of the event that lead up to it. Watch this from 1:50 forward.

EDIT - This is lame. It turns out it's just someone watching it from their computer over a livestream. >_>



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Reply #1878 on: February 09, 2009, 05:56:35 AM
I'm not sure if I get it, but it can be summed up as "competitive smash, serious business," am I correct? XD


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Reply #1879 on: February 09, 2009, 09:44:21 AM
Pretty much.

I'm going to pretend it's because someone playing as Ganondorf/Sonic/Other "Low Tier" character perfect swept someone using a top tier and all the tourney [Top Spin]s [tornado fang]ing lost it. That way, the story is a thousand times more amusing.



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Reply #1880 on: February 09, 2009, 10:02:30 PM
Actually, the story is so many times funnier than that STM. Basically, there was a pretty huge gathering (100 people) at an establishment in Philly. The tournament organizer charges the people for the participant's entries then bails out mid matches with all of their money as police enter the establishment to "cease and desist" all things going on in the building since it was after hours. Everyone there that was rearing to play demands their money back since some people there didn't play and others had to catch a plane ride elsewhere (at 2AM. The story takes place at 10-11PM mind you. >__>).

Crowd then gets pissed off when the police escort the organizer home with all of their money. Some members of the crowd know where the guy lives and everyone decides to march "on some 300 [parasitic bomb]" from the building where everything ended to the guys house with the intent of beating the [parasitic bomb] out of him. Many laughs were had, especially at the guy informing us of all of this saying that the whole march was "on some Pikmin [parasitic bomb]". XD



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Reply #1881 on: February 09, 2009, 11:16:29 PM
Let me just say "wat" at that last match. XD



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Reply #1882 on: February 09, 2009, 11:16:42 PM
...Wow. Dude just up and left.

I'd have marched to his house too.



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Reply #1883 on: February 10, 2009, 01:00:31 AM
Bored.

Jericho, wanna have a few last rounds?



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Reply #1884 on: February 10, 2009, 01:05:06 AM
Nah, I'm cool. The lag was unbearable. XD



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Reply #1885 on: February 10, 2009, 01:54:54 AM
that was funny i was rofling literally XD "not exactly spartans" that made laugh so much XD



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Reply #1886 on: February 10, 2009, 02:48:54 AM
Anyone up for some matches?


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Reply #1887 on: February 10, 2009, 03:50:10 AM
sure im up for some



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Reply #1888 on: February 10, 2009, 04:13:58 AM
Nice to beat someone up for once...


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Reply #1889 on: February 10, 2009, 04:41:31 AM
oh hush :P i got you a couple of times too

what about the Wolf and Trainer battle? i saved that one just so you know



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Reply #1890 on: February 10, 2009, 04:44:32 AM
That was a mismatch and you know it. My weakness is Wolf. For some reason, I can't fight him with the best of my abilities. Annoying though was your constant Foward Smash with Wolf. There is only so many times you could do that...


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Reply #1891 on: February 10, 2009, 05:02:27 AM
No joke, tho, you do use that FSmash a lot. XD

Oh well. You're still good.



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Reply #1892 on: February 10, 2009, 05:03:53 AM
Don't tell me you guys are calling it quits?  I was just getting online.

Well, waiting room jingle is playing now, if anyone's still up for it. O^O

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Reply #1893 on: February 10, 2009, 05:11:48 AM
Joining out of pity. However don't blame me if I don't play up to par. My hands are still a bit worn out.


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Reply #1894 on: February 10, 2009, 05:13:31 AM
Consider what a trash-talker you are that's sure saying a lot.  Oh well, here we go!

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Reply #1895 on: February 10, 2009, 05:18:44 AM
Okay... Maybe my hands are really hurting. That sucks even for me.


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Reply #1896 on: February 10, 2009, 05:30:25 AM
Yeah, well, we all have our sucky moments...  -_-

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Reply #1897 on: February 10, 2009, 05:31:07 AM
And hopefully I'm about to end my sucky streak!

I'm on.



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Reply #1898 on: February 10, 2009, 05:41:28 AM
That was a mismatch and you know it. My weakness is Wolf. For some reason, I can't fight him with the best of my abilities. Annoying though was your constant Foward Smash with Wolf. There is only so many times you could do that...
come on what about when you threw me to the side screen XD but the last one was close if only i had recovered just little bit that wouldve been my match XD

normally i would take you on but my battles w/ Aka that and playin Guilty Gear worn hands out and i gotta up early tomorrow  >_<  but i'll be fightin ready tomorrow



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Reply #1899 on: February 10, 2009, 05:47:35 AM
Brother is joining.

EDIT: Lol. His batteries died...


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